diff --git a/machines/eva/modules/telegraf/private.nix b/machines/eva/modules/telegraf/private.nix
index fb348b972..21d79b869 100644
--- a/machines/eva/modules/telegraf/private.nix
+++ b/machines/eva/modules/telegraf/private.nix
@@ -134,12 +134,6 @@ in
     #};
 
     http_response = [
-      {
-        urls = [ "https://adminer.thalheim.io/" ];
-        tags.host = "eve";
-        tags.org = "private";
-        response_string_match = "Login";
-      }
       {
         urls = [ "https://mail.thalheim.io" ];
         tags.host = "eve";
diff --git a/machines/eve/configuration.nix b/machines/eve/configuration.nix
index 7dfebbebc..e7e120eb1 100644
--- a/machines/eve/configuration.nix
+++ b/machines/eve/configuration.nix
@@ -28,7 +28,6 @@
     inputs.nix-index-database.nixosModules.nix-index
     { programs.nix-index-database.comma.enable = true; }
 
-    ./modules/adminer.nix
     ./modules/atuin.nix
     ./modules/bitwarden.nix
     ./modules/buildbot.nix
diff --git a/machines/eve/modules/adminer.nix b/machines/eve/modules/adminer.nix
deleted file mode 100644
index 04a0b0568..000000000
--- a/machines/eve/modules/adminer.nix
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,43 +0,0 @@
-{ pkgs, config, ... }:
-{
-  services.phpfpm.pools.adminer = {
-    user = "adminer";
-    group = "adminer";
-    settings = {
-      "listen.owner" = "nginx";
-      "listen.group" = "nginx";
-      "pm" = "ondemand";
-      "pm.max_children" = 32;
-      "pm.process_idle_timeout" = "10s";
-      "pm.max_requests" = 500;
-    };
-  };
-
-  services.nginx = {
-    virtualHosts."adminer.thalheim.io" = {
-      useACMEHost = "thalheim.io";
-      forceSSL = true;
-      extraConfig = ''
-        index adminer.php;
-      '';
-      locations."/".extraConfig = ''
-        try_files $uri $uri/ /index.php?$args;
-      '';
-      locations."~* ^.+\.php$".extraConfig = ''
-        include ${pkgs.nginx}/conf/fastcgi_params;
-        fastcgi_pass unix:${config.services.phpfpm.pools.adminer.socket};
-        fastcgi_index adminer.php;
-        fastcgi_param SCRIPT_FILENAME $document_root/$fastcgi_script_name;
-      '';
-      root = "${pkgs.adminer}";
-    };
-  };
-
-  users.users.adminer = {
-    isSystemUser = true;
-    createHome = true;
-    group = "adminer";
-  };
-
-  users.groups.adminer = { };
-}