diff --git a/data/jokes.json b/data/jokes.json index 1e188d1a..ddc12ae6 100755 --- a/data/jokes.json +++ b/data/jokes.json @@ -45,8 +45,9 @@ }, { "category": "Programming", - "type": "single", - "joke": "A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.\nA full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.", + "type": "twopart", + "setup": "A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.", + "delivery": "A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.", "flags": { "nsfw": false, "religious": false, @@ -84,8 +85,9 @@ }, { "category": "Programming", - "type": "single", - "joke": "A web developer walks into a restaurant.\nHe immediately leaves in disgust as the restaurant was laid out in tables.", + "type": "twopart", + "setup": "A web developer walks into a restaurant.", + "delivery": "He immediately leaves in disgust as the restaurant was laid out in tables.", "flags": { "nsfw": false, "religious": false, @@ -111,8 +113,9 @@ }, { "category": "Programming", - "type": "single", - "joke": "Programming is like sex.\nMake one mistake and you end up supporting it for the rest of your life.", + "type": "twopart", + "setup": "Programming is like sex.", + "delivery": "Make one mistake and you end up supporting it for the rest of your life.", "flags": { "nsfw": true, "religious": false, @@ -422,7 +425,7 @@ { "category": "Programming", "type": "twopart", - "setup": "Why did the javascript heap close shop?", + "setup": "Why did the JavaScript heap close shop?", "delivery": "It ran out of memory.", "flags": { "nsfw": false, @@ -592,8 +595,9 @@ }, { "category": "Programming", - "type": "single", - "joke": "Have a great weekend!\nI hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.", + "type": "twopart", + "setup": "Have a great weekend!", + "delivery": "I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.", "flags": { "nsfw": false, "religious": false, @@ -689,7 +693,7 @@ { "category": "Programming", "type": "single", - "joke": "Algorithm:\nA word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.", + "joke": "Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.", "flags": { "nsfw": false, "religious": false, @@ -1005,8 +1009,9 @@ }, { "category": "Miscellaneous", - "type": "single", - "joke": "A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.\nThe barkeeper says: \"For you... no charge!\"", + "type": "twopart", + "setup": "A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.", + "delivery": "The barkeeper says: \"For you... no charge!\"", "flags": { "nsfw": false, "religious": false, @@ -1630,7 +1635,7 @@ "category": "Dark", "type": "twopart", "setup": "Dark humor is like cancer.", - "delivery": "It's even funnier when children get it.", + "delivery": "It's more funnier when children get it.", "flags": { "nsfw": false, "religious": false, @@ -2056,8 +2061,9 @@ }, { "category": "Miscellaneous", - "type": "single", - "joke": "The gas Argon walks into a bar.\nThe barkeeper says \"What would you like to drink?\", but Argon doesn't react.", + "type": "twopart", + "setup": "The gas Argon walks into a bar.", + "delivery": "The barkeeper says \"What would you like to drink?\", but Argon doesn't react.", "flags": { "nsfw": false, "religious": false, @@ -2785,7 +2791,7 @@ }, { "category": "Miscellaneous", - "type": "single", + "type": "twopart", "flags": { "nsfw": false, "religious": false, @@ -2793,7 +2799,8 @@ "racist": false, "sexist": false }, - "joke": "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.\nSo I packed up my stuff and right.", + "setup": "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.", + "delivery": "So I packed up my stuff and right.", "id": 203 }, { @@ -2975,7 +2982,7 @@ }, { "category": "Miscellaneous", - "type": "single", + "type": "twopart", "flags": { "nsfw": false, "religious": false, @@ -2983,7 +2990,8 @@ "racist": false, "sexist": false }, - "joke": "I walked into a bar once.\nIt really hurt my head.", + "setup": "I walked into a bar once.", + "delivery": "It really hurt my head.", "id": 217 }, {