cell.motd.php

<?php $motd = array(
	'Some say the world will end in fire,<br>
		Some say in ice.<br>
		From what I\'ve tasted of desire<br>
		I hold with those who favor fire.<br>
		But if it had to perish twice,<br>
		I think I know enough of hate<br>
		To say that for destruction ice<br>
		Is also great<br>
		And would suffice.',
	'The world is your oyster, because that\'s all the world is.',
	'I am Joshua of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated.',
	'Transmitting from the Nostromo.',
	'Crazy people do not apply the principle of scientific parsimony... They shoot for the baroque.',
	'Peace through superior firepower.',
	'I\'ve had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming.',
	'I\'m you from the future. I\'ve come to warn you that in 3 million years you\'ll be dead.',
	'Don\'t give me any of that Star Trek crap. It\'s too early in the morning.',
	'Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It\'s a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people.',
	'Emergency. Emergency. There\'s an emergency going on. It\'s still going on. It\'s still an emergency.',
	'Smoke me a kipper, I\'ll be back for breakfast.',
	'Joshua Bullet: Cybernautic Detective.',
	'It\'s cold outside, there\'s no kind of atmosphere<br>
		I\'m all alone, more or less<br>
		Let me fly, far away from here<br>
		Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun...',
	'I was wondering when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.',
	'Maybe we\'re at war with Norway?',
	'There\'s something in the fog!',
	'And there shall be destruction and darkness come upon creation and the beasts will reign over the earth.',
	'We decided to make it female so it would be more docile and controllable.',
	'They\'re here already! You\'re next! You\'re next, You\'re next... ',
	'There\'s a monster in your chest.',
	'Most of your brain shuts down during cryo-sleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side.',
	'This is an emergency transmission from merchant vessel Hunter Gratzner.',
	'You\'re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...',
	'Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shores... burning with the fires of Orc.',
	'More human than human.',
	'I make friends! They\'re toys. My friends are toys. I make them. It\'s a hobby. I\'m a genetic designer.',
	'Joshua. B26354.',
	'Obedience without question. Loyalty until Underverse come.',
	'If only you could see what I\'ve seen with your eyes.',
	'I\'m Joshua. Blade Runner. Two sixty three-fifty four. I\'m filed and monitored.',
	'I\'m Joshua Skywalker, I\'m here to rescue you.',
	'Help me Joshu-Wan Kenobi. You\'re my only hope.',
	'Space... The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Joshua. It\'s continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no one has gone before.',
	'HOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!',
	'Ladies and gentlemen of the press, at 26:14 on the flight clock, we begin the major experiment of this shuttle mission.
		Commander Joshua Crichton will pilot a craft of his own design in a dangerous attempt to use our planet\'s gravity as a speed booster, slingshotting him off into space at previously unrecorded speeds.
		If successful, the results are anticipated as the first concrete steps toward interstellar travel.',
	'Have we sent the "don\'t shoot us we\'re pathetic" transmission yet?',
	'Who\'s your daddy? C\'mon, you know who your daddy is. Who\'s your daddy?<br> D\'Argo, tell him who his daddy is.',
	'My progeny were tiny. Tiny and handsome, like their father.'
); ?>