diff --git a/care.js b/care.js
index 364d0bf..e991bbc 100755
--- a/care.js
+++ b/care.js
@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@ var chalk = require('chalk');
 var bunnySay = require('sign-bunny');
 var yosay = require('yosay');
 var weather = require('weather-js');
+var request = require('request');
 
 var inPomodoroMode = false;
 
@@ -102,6 +103,7 @@ function tick() {
   doTheWeather();
   doTheTweets();
   doTheCodes();
+  doTheJokes();
 }
 
 function doTheWeather() {
@@ -200,6 +202,30 @@ function doTheCodes() {
   });
 }
 
+function doTheJokes() {
+  
+  request.get({url: 'http://tambal.azurewebsites.net/joke/random', json: true}, function (err, res, body) {
+    
+    if(err) {
+      
+      parrotSay('Knock, Knock! Ops ERROR!').then(function(text) {
+        parrotBox.content = text;
+        screen.render();
+      });
+      
+    } else {
+      
+      parrotSay(body.joke).then(function(text) {
+        parrotBox.content = text;
+        screen.render();
+      });
+      
+    }
+    
+  });
+  
+}
+
 function makeBox(label) {
   return {
     label: label,
diff --git a/config.js b/config.js
index 77f22c8..546c021 100644
--- a/config.js
+++ b/config.js
@@ -24,6 +24,8 @@ var config = {
 
   // Set to false if you're an imperial savage. <3
   celsius: (process.env.TTC_CELSIUS || 'true') === 'true',
+  
+  joke: (process.env.TTC_JOKE === 'true'),
 
   terminal_title: (process.env.TTC_TERMINAL_TITLE === 'false' ? null : '✨💖 tiny care terminal 💖✨'),
 
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 3d4139f..16df971 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -17,6 +17,8 @@
     "blessed": "^0.1.81",
     "blessed-contrib": "^4.7.5",
     "chalk": "^2.4.1",
+    "parrotsay-api": "^0.1.1",
+    "request": "^2.81.0",
     "git-user-name": "^2.0.0",
     "git-utils": "^5.4.0",
     "gitlog": "^3.1.2",