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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<link rel="icon" href="hfb.png">
<title>Happy Fun Ball</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="main.css">
</head>
<body>
<div id="container">
<div id="special-container">
<div id="happy-fun-ball"><p>Taunt<p></div>
<br><br>
</div>
<h1> Happy Fun Ball</h1>
<h2>It's happy! It's fun!</h2>
<h2>It's Happy Fun Ball!!</h2>
<h3>The toy sensation that's sweeping the nation!</h3>
<h3 class="pr">Only $24.95</h3>
<h5><button>Get one today!</button></h5>
<h4><em>Warning:</em></h4>
<p>Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball</p>
<h4><em>Caution:</em></h4>
<p>Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds</p>
<p>Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled or looked at</p>
<p>Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete</p>
<h4><em> Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:</em></h4>
<ul>
<li>Itching</li>
<li>Vertigo</li>
<li>Dizziness</li>
<li>Tingling in extremities</li>
<li>Loss of balance or coordination</li>
<li>Slurred speech</li>
<li>Temporary Blindness</li>
<li>Profuse sweating</li>
<li>Heart palpitations</li>
</ul>
<h4>Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space</h4>
<h4>When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration - failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball: Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability </h4>
<h4>Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee</h4>
<h4>Accept no substitutes!</h4>
<h5><a href="http://www.dirtybutton.com/videos/780-happy-fun-ball/"> Find the Original Happy Fun Ball Here</a></h5>
<!-- <h4>Do...nt taun... hap... fuuuu... ba...</h4> -->
</div>
</body>
</html>