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<h2>About Lmao-Bot</h2>
<p>Lmao-bot is a fun, multipurpose bot meant to replace people's asses when they say "lmao" or "lmfao". You can add custom filters as well for any word or phrase you want. It also serves as a utility bot with music, moderation commands, probability commands (including coins, dice, cards, and 8-ball), fun image commands, and custom message commands.</p>
<p>When someone says "lmao" or "lmfao" in the chat, the bot responds with the following message:</p>
<blockquote>You appear to have misplaced your ass while laughing. Here is a replacement: 🍑</blockquote>
<p>This message, along with the automatic 🍑 reactions the bot gives, can be disabled or made to happen randomly instead of all the time. I personally recommend setting the chance to 1%, especially if you're on an active server, so that it's always unexpected when the message comes.</p>
<hr />
<p>The bot was created in June 2018 by Firestar493#6963. Its prefix is "lmao", but the prefix can be changed from server to server.</p>
<p><a href="https://discordapp.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=459432854821142529&scope=bot&permissions=336063575">Invite lmao-bot to your server!</a></p>
<p><a href="https://discord.gg/JQgB7p7">Join the lmao-bot support server!</a></p>
<hr />
<a href="https://discordbots.org/bot/459432854821142529" class="widget">
<img src="https://discordbots.org/api/widget/459432854821142529.svg" alt="lmao-bot" />
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<hr />
<h2>Full List of Lmao-Bot Commands</h2>
<table class="lmao-commands">
<tr>
<th colspan=2 class="table-header">Bot Management</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Command</th>
<th>Description</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao prefix</td>
<td>If the bot's command prefix is not "lmao", this returns the current command prefix.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao help</td>
<td>Returns a list of commands for lmao-bot to your DMs.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao uptime</td>
<td>Shows how long lmao-bot has been up for as well as the time for the next maintenance break.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao ping</td>
<td>Sends the bot's latency (ping).</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao prefix <span class="noweight">new_prefix</span></td>
<td>Changes the bot's command prefix to <code>new_prefix</code>. Available to server admins and lmao admins only. Default is "lmao".</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao info</td>
<td>Gives a brief description about the bot, including an invite to the support server.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao invite</td>
<td>Need ass insurance in other servers? Invite lmao-bot to other servers you're in!</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao support</td>
<td>Sends an invite link to the lmao-bot support server.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao vote</td>
<td>Like lmao-bot? This gives you a link to vote for it on Discord Bot List!</td>
</tr>
</table>
<br />
<table class="lmao-commands">
<tr>
<th colspan=2 class="table-header">Lmao Message & Reaction Settings</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Command</th>
<th>Description</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao toggle <span class="noweight">chance</span></td>
<td>Changes the chance of automatic ass replacement after someone laughs their ass off to <code>chance</code> percent. Default is 100%.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao on</td>
<td>Changes the chance of automatic ass replacement to 100%.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao off</td>
<td>Changes the chance of automatic ass replacement to 0%.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao lotto</td>
<td>Changes the chance of automatic ass replacement to 1% (spicy setting for spicy servers).</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao react <span class="noweight">chance</span></td>
<td>Changes the chance of emoji reaction features to <code>chance</code> percent. Default is 100%.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao chance</td>
<td>Returns the chance of automatic ass replacement and the chance of emoji reaction features.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao count</td>
<td>Counts the number of times you have used "lmao" or "lmfao".</td>
</tr>
</table>
<br />
<table class="lmao-commands">
<tr>
<th colspan=2 class="table-header">Music</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Command</th>
<th>Description</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao play</td>
<td>Plays the first song in the song queue.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao play <span class="noweight">number</span></td>
<td>Plays song number <code>number</code> from the song queue.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao play <span class="noweight">search_term</span></td>
<td>Plays the first result from a YouTube search for <code>search_term</code>.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao play <span class="noweight">url</span></td>
<td>Plays music from a given URL <code>url</code>. Works with many video sites, including YouTube and Soundcloud.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao connect <span class="noweight">voice_channel</span></td>
<td>Connects the bot to a voice channel named <code>voice_channel</code>. If <code>voice_channel</code> is not specified, the bot connects to the user's current voice channel.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao nowplaying</td>
<td>Shows information about the song currently playing.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao np</td>
<td>Does the same thing as <code>lmao nowplaying</code>.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao next</td>
<td>Ends the current song and plays the next song in the queue.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao skip</td>
<td>Does the same thing as <code>lmao next</code>.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao pause</td>
<td>Pauses the current song.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao resume</td>
<td>Resumes a paused song.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao volume <span class="noweight">percent</span></td>
<td>Changes the volumes to <code>percent</code>%.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao vol <span class="noweight">percent</span></td>
<td>Does the same thing as <code>lmao volume</code>.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao loop</td>
<td>Play the current queue on loop.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao queue</td>
<td>Returns a list of all the songs in the queue.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao q</td>
<td>Does the same thing as <code>lmao queue</code>.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao q <span class="noweight">add song</span></td>
<td>Adds a <code>song</code> (URL or search term) to the end of the queue.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao q <span class="noweight">remove number</span></td>
<td>Removes song number <code>number</code> from the queue.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao q <span class="noweight">clear</span></td>
<td>Clears the current queue.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao playlist</td>
<td>Shows the list of playlists.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao pl</td>
<td>Does the same thing as <code>lmao playlist</code>.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao pl <span class="noweight">playlist_name</span></td>
<td>Shows the songs in <code>playlist_name</code>.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao save</td>
<td>Saves the current queue to a playlist.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao load <span class="noweight">playlist_name</span></td>
<td>Loads <code>playlist_name</code> to the queue..</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao pl remove <span class="noweight">playlist_name</span></td>
<td>Removes <code>playlist_name</code> from the list of playlists.</td>
</tr>
</table>
<br />
<table class="lmao-commands">
<tr>
<th colspan=2 class="table-header">Moderation and Administration</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Command</th>
<th>Description</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao adminlist</td>
<td>Sends a list of everyone who is a lmao administrator.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao addadmin <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Makes <code>member</code> a lmao administrator. Available to server admins and existing lmao admins only.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao removeadmin <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Removes <code>member</code> from the lmao administrator list. Available to server admins only.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao purge <span class="noweight">num_of_messages</span></td>
<td>Purges (deletes) the most recent <code>num_of_messages</code> number of messages from the text channel.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao mute <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Prevents <code>member</code> from sending messages (mutes <code>member</code>) in a given text channel.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao mute <span class="noweight">time member</span></td>
<td>Mutes <code>member</code> in a given text channel for <code>time</code> (in minutes).</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao unmute <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Allows <code>member</code> to send messages (unmutes <code>member</code>) in a given text channel.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao kick <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Kicks <code>member</code> from the server.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao ban <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Bans <code>member</code> from the server.</td>
</tr>
</table>
<br />
<table class="lmao-commands">
<tr>
<th colspan=2 class="table-header">Fun Commands</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Command</th>
<th>Description</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao say <span class="noweight">message</span></td>
<td>Has lmao-bot say the <code>message</code> you want it to say.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao booty</td>
<td>Sends a random SFW booty image in the chat.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao moon <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Moons the mentioned <code>member</code> with a SFW booty image.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao beautiful <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Lets a mentioned <code>member</code> know that they're beautiful with a frame from Gravity Falls.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao ugly <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Lets a mentioned <code>member</code> know that they're ugly with a frame from SpongeBob.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao garbage <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Lets a mentioned <code>member</code> know that they're garbage with a cute cartoon of a garbage can.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao triggered <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Warns people to stay away from a mentioned <code>member</code>; they're triggered!</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao victory <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Displays to everyone <code>member</code>'s Victory Royale.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao wanted <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Puts <code>member</code> on a WANTED poster.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao whosthat <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Who's that Pokémon? It's Pika-er... <code>member</code>?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao seenfromabove <span class="noweight">member</span></td>
<td>Voltorb? Pokéball? Electrode? Nope. It's <code>member</code>, seen from above.</td>
</tr>
</table>
<br />
<table class="lmao-commands">
<tr>
<th colspan=2 class="table-header">Utility</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Command</th>
<th>Description</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao avatar <span class="noweight">mention</span></td>
<td>Sends an image of the mentioned user's avatar.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao someone <span class="noweight">message</span></td>
<td>Pings a random person in the server with your message.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao urban <span class="noweight">term</span></td>
<td>Provides the definition for <code>term</code> on Urban Dictionary. Only works in NSFW channels.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao lmgtfy <span class="noweight">what_to_google</span></td>
<td>Provides a nifty LMGTFY (Let Me Google That For You) link for <code>what_to_google</code>.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao vaporwave <span class="noweight">text</span></td>
<td>Turns <code>text</code> into <code>ｔｅｘｔ</code>.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao clap <span class="noweight">message</span></td>
<td>👏 Add 👏 some 👏 claps 👏 to 👏 your 👏 message. 👏</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao remind</td>
<td>Sets up a reminder. After the amount of time you specify, you will be DM'd your reminder.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao reminders</td>
<td>Lists all your reminders.</td>
</tr>
</table>
<br />
<table class="lmao-commands">
<tr>
<th colspan=2 class="table-header">Probability Games & Commands</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Command</th>
<th>Description</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao coin <span class="noweight">number_of_coins</span></td>
<td>Flips <code>number_of_coins</code> coins. If <code>number_of_coins</code> is not specified, one coin will be flipped.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao flip <span class="noweight">number_of_coins</span></td>
<td>Does the same thing as <code>lmao coin</code>.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao dice <span class="noweight">number_of_dice</span></td>
<td>Rolls <code>number_of_dice</code> six-sided dice. If <code>number_of_dice</code> is not specified, one die will be rolled.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao roll <span class="noweight">number_of_dice</span></td>
<td>Does the same thing as <code>lmao dice</code>.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao card <span class="noweight">number_of_cards</span></td>
<td>Draws <code>number_of_cards</code> cards (without replacement) from a standard 52-card deck. If <code>number_of_cards</code> is not specified, one card will be drawn.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao draw <span class="noweight">number_of_cards</span></td>
<td>Does the same thing as <code>lmao card</code>.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao pick <span class="noweight">option1, option2, ...</span></td>
<td>Picks one option out of several given options, separated by commas.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao 8ball</td>
<td>Provides a response from the Magic 8-Ball.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao guess start</td>
<td>Starts a number guessing game with a random number from 0 to 100.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao guess <span class="noweight">number</span></td>
<td>Guesses a <code>number</code> in an ongoing guessing game.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao guess giveup</td>
<td>Gives up an ongoing guessing game. Only use this if you're a quitter.</td>
</tr>
</table>
<br />
<table class="lmao-commands">
<tr>
<th colspan=2 class="table-header">Custom Commands</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Command</th>
<th>Description</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao add <span class="noweight">command_name command_text</span></td>
<td>Adds <code>command_name</code> as a custom command, which prints <code>command_text</code> when executed.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao edit <span class="noweight">command_name command_text</span></td>
<td>Edits a certain command, <code>command_name</code>, to instead print <code>command_text</code> when executed.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao delete <span class="noweight">command_name</span></td>
<td>Deletes a certain command, <code>command_name</code>.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao list</td>
<td>Lists all custom commands.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao <span class="noweight">command_name</span></td>
<td>Prints the message associated with the custom command <code>command_name</code>.</td>
</tr>
</table>
<br />
<table class="lmao-commands">
<tr>
<th colspan=2 class="table-header">Custom Filters</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Command</th>
<th>Description</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>lmao filter</td>
<td>Lists all the custom filters for the guild.</td>
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<td>lmao filter add</td>
<td>Adds a custom filter in the guild. When someone says a given word or phrase in a channel, lmao-bot automatically replies with a message.</td>
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<td>lmao filter edit</td>
<td>Edits a custom filter to say something else.</td>
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<td>lmao filter options</td>
<td>Change the options (flags) of a filter. Flags include <code>nomention</code>, <code>casesensitive</code>, <code>wholeword</code>, and <code>chance</code>.</td>
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<td>lmao filter remove</td>
<td>Removes a custom filter.</td>
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<h3>Taco-bot</h3>
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