feat: add more jokes

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         "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.",
         "They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now.",
         "They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.",
-        "The shovel was a ground-breaking invention."
+        "The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.",
+        "Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.",
+        "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.",
+        "How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.",
+        "Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's tearable.",
+        "I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.",
+        "Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.",
+        "How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.",
+        "Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.",
+        "What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.",
+        "Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.",
+        "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.",
+        "Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.",
+  "I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.",
+        "What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant",
+        "Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.",
+        "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.",
+        "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.",
+        "What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.",
+        "I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.",
+        "The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.",
+        "\"Dad, can you put the cat out?\" \"I didn't know it was on fire.\"",
+        "This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.",
+        "Cashier: \"Would you like me to put the milk in a bag, sir?\" Dad: \"No, just leave it in the carton!\"",
+        "5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.",
+        "Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, \"do you know how to drive this thing?\"",
+        "What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.",
+        "What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.",
+        "I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.",
+        "To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.",
+        "The rotation of earth really makes my day.",
+        "I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.",
+        "What's brown and sticky? A stick.",
+        "I've never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!",
+         "Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.",
+        "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.",
+        "A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.",
+        "I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.",
+        "Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.",
+        "I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.",
+        "People don't like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.",
+        "What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.",
+        "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!",
+        "Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in grease.",
+        "If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?",
+        "Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!",
+        "A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, \"Sorry we don't serve food here.\"",
+        "What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1",
+        "Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 
Because he was a little horse!",
+        "I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!",
+        "Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!",
+        "What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory.",
+        "How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!",
+        "A termite walks into a bar and asks, \"Is the bar tender here?\"",
+        "Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.",
+        "Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.",
+        "I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.",
+        "A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, \"First offender?\" She says, \"No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!\"",
+        "I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!",
+        "Mom: \"How do I look?\" Dad: \"With your eyes\"",
+        "What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.",
+        "Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.",
+        "Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!",
+        "Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!",
+        "What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it's ground beef.",
+        "What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.",
+        "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.",
+        "I'm only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don't know why.",
+        "When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: \"They won't sell much ice cream driving that fast.\"",
+        "What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.",
+        "What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.",
+        "Why couldn't the bike standup by itself? It was two tired.",
+        "What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.",
+        "Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.",
+        "The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.",
+        "Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It's because the cows weren't getting a square meal.",
+        "Mom: \"I'm going to jump in the shower\" Dad: \"It's probably safer if you just stand\"",
+        "Kid: \"Dad, make me a sandwich!\" Dad: \"Poof, you're a sandwich!\"",
+        "What do you call a fish with two knees? A \"two-knee\" fish.",
+        "I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.",
+        "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.",
+        "What do you call a lonely cheese? Provolone.",
+        "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.",
+        "What does a zombie vegetarian eat? \"GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!\"",
+        "What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.",
+        "What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.",
+        "What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.",
+        "Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish."
     ]
 }