business.wordbank.js

var businessbank = function(words) {

  var adjectives = words.adjectives;
  var interjections = words.interjections;


  // need a home
  var residence = ['office', 'conference room', 'table', 'desk'];

  // the vicinity of the home
  var location = ['first floor', 'second floor', 'third floor', 'tenth floor', 'penthouse', 'executive row'];

  // this should more be country. 'Nation' is short-hand.
  var nation = ['Acme Corporation', 'Goliath National Bank', 'a large office building', 'another office building'];

  var magicalitem = ['a red stapler', 'a new laptop', 'washroom key', 'potted plant', 'confidential memo', 'financial report'];

  var task = ['increase revenue', 'enlarge market share', 'postpone the drawdowns', 'cook the books', 'delay the auditors'];

  var punish = ['fired', 'demoted', 'sent to the mailroom'];

  var ascension = ['is made CEO', 'is made CFO', 'is given a corner office', 'becomes chair of the board', 'gets keys to the executive washroom'];

  var marries = ['is promoted', 'has parking tickets forgiven', 'works hard for a few years, then decides that consulting is the right career move', 'given a reserved parking space'];

  var names = {

    male: ['Baitogogo', 'Jaffar', 'Tyrion Lannister', 'PeeWee Herman', 'Santa Claus',
           'Jolly Green Giant', 'Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man', 'Jacob',
           'Michael', 'Joshua', 'Matthew', 'Daniel', 'Christopher',
           'Andrew', 'Ethan', 'Joseph', 'William', 'Anthony', 'David',
           'Alexander', 'Nicholas', 'Ryan', 'Tyler', 'James', 'John',
           'Jonathan', 'Noah', 'Brandon', 'Christian', 'Dylan', 'Samuel',
           'Benjamin', 'Nathan'],

    female: ['Brienne of Tarth', 'Joan of Arc', 'Holly Shiftwell',
             'Lauren', 'Chloe', 'Natalie', 'Kayla', 'Jessica', 'Anna',
             'Victoria', 'Mia', 'Hailey', 'Sydney', 'Jasmine', 'Julia',
             'Morgan', 'Destiny', 'Rachel', 'Ella', 'Kaitlyn', 'Megan',
             'Katherine', 'Savannah', 'Jennifer', 'Alexandra', 'Allison',
             'Haley', 'Maria', 'Kaylee', 'Lily', 'Makayla'],

    // could also be "unisex"
    // see also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unisex_name
    neuter: [
      'the Easter Bunny',
      'TIAMAT',
      'the Spirit of 1776',
      'DEATH',
      'Pat',
      'Chris',
      'Leslie',
      'Alexis',
      'Amari',
      'Angel',
      'Ariel',
      'Armani',
      'Avery',
      'Blake',
      'Cameron',
      'Camryn',
      'Carter',
      'Casey',
      'Charlie',
      'Dakota',
      'Dallas',
      'Dylan',
      'Eden',
      'Elliot',
      'Elliott',
      'Emerson',
      'Emery',
      'Emory',
      'Finley',
      'Harley',
      'Harper',
      'Hayden',
      'Hunter',
      'Jamie',
      'Jayden',
      'Jaylin',
      'Jessie',
      'Jordan',
      'Jordyn',
      'Justice',
      'Kai',
      'Kamryn',
      'Kayden',
      'Kendall',
      'Lennon',
      'Logan',
      'London',
      'Lyric',
      'Marley',
      'Micah',
      'Milan',
      'Morgan',
      'Oakley',
      'Parker',
      'Payton',
      'Peyton',
      'Phoenix',
      'Quinn',
      'Reagan',
      'Reese',
      'Riley',
      'River',
      'Rory',
      'Rowan',
      'Ryan',
      'Rylan',
      'Rylee',
      'Sage',
      'Sawyer',
      'Sidney',
      'Skylar',
      'Skyler',
      'Sydney',
      'Tatum',
      'Taylor',
      'Teagan',
      'Zion'
    ]

  };

  // magical science items
  // are there going to be categories?
  // based on list from
  // http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:hHHDD1u3puMJ:www.ironwolfgames.com/2011/09/17/fun-with-science-fiction-buzzwords/&client=firefox-a&hl=en&gl=us&strip=1
  var itembank = {

    adjectives: [
      'actionable',
      'value-added',
      'silver-bullet',
      'core competency',
      'alternate',
      'automatic',
      'auxiliary',
      'bespoke',
      'best-of-breed',
      'confidential',
      'dynamic',
      'executive',
      'external',
      'freelance',
      'greenfield',
      'infinite',
      'innovative',
      'internal',
      'organized',
      'pre-approved',
      'phase',
      'primary',
      'static',
      'secret'
      , 'unlimited'
    ],

    nouns: [
      'report',
      'briefcase',
      'review',
      'summary',
      'office',
      'desk',
      'memo',
      'summary'
    ]
  };

  var fantasticForm = ['CEO', 'CFO', 'Regulator'];
    var greetings = {
        good: ['Hello,', 'Nice to meet you'],
        bad: ['Oh.', 'Oh, hello,', 'Well, well, well.', 'I see you somehow managed to stay employed.']
    };
  var magicalitems = ['World\s Best PowerPoint Presentation', 'Shiny Laser Pointer'];

    return {

        adjectives: adjectives,
        ascension: ascension,
        fantasticForm: fantasticForm,
        greetings: greetings,
        interjections: interjections,
        itembank: itembank,
        location: location,
        magicalitem: magicalitem,
        magicalitems: magicalitems,
        marries: marries,
        names: names,
        nation: nation,
        punish: punish,
        residence: residence,
        task: task

    };


};


module = module || {};
module.exports = businessbank;