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<!doctype html>
<html>
<head lang="en-US">
<meta charset="utf-8" />
<title>iDateU - Go On a Date with Your Fav Celebs</title>
<meta name="description" content="iDateU privacy policy" />
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="website.css" />
<script type="text/javascript" src="website.js"></script>
</head>
<body>
<header>
<nav>
<ul>
<li><a href="index.html">iDateU</a></li>
<li><a href="about.html">About</a></li>
<li class="right"><a href="privacy_policy.html">Privacy</a></li>
<li class="right"><a href="contact.html">Contact</a></li>
</ul>
</nav>
</header>
<section class="terms">
<h1>Terms of Service</h1>
<p>By using this website, you agree to the following terms and conditions:
<ol type=I>
<li>If you are a grader, you will give us an A on this assignment.</li>
<li>Don't misuse our services. If you want to, you will probably
succeed in hacking our servers because we're incompetent, but please
don't. Be nice.</li>
<li>Using our Services does not give you any rights. In fact, it takes
many of them away.</li>
<li>Any and all content that you have created throughout your life is
now our property, including that which is submitted to this website.</li>
<li>We are not responsible for anything, least of all this website.</li>
<li>You give up all rights, including (but not limited to) those to
life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.</li>
</ol>
<p>Your initial and continued use (including viewing) of this site is
interpreted as your agreement to these terms. If you do not like them, tough
luck; you should get a good lawyer because we have some, and we will fight to
keep you in slavery as you are consenting to by using this site.</p>
<p>Use of this website is defined as causing the information contained herein
to be transferred to the person or property of you or your designee by any
means electronic or otherwise, including but not limited to the Internet,
RFC 1149 networks, RFC 1217 networks, snowplows, typewriters, snail mail,
electronic mail, teletype machines, FAX, telegraph, and donkeys.</p>
<h1>Privacy Policy</h1>
<p>There aren't too many ways you can use our products because they are
totally and utterly useless. However, in the event you decide to do so
anyways, you might share information with us. This Privacy Policy explains
what happens afterwards (and before too).</p>
<h2>Information we collect</h2>
<p>We collect any and all information that we can, legally or otherwise.
We doubt that we will successfully collect any information because a)
our website doesn't actually work and b) we're incompetent freshmen CS
students. However, in the event that we do, you hereby agree that we can
do anything whatsoever with it, including using it to stalk you (or others),
selling it, and publicizing it for free.</p>
<h2>Transparency and choice</h2>
<!-- Don't want to make this too long because that would be bordering on
transparency, which is to be avoided at all costs. -->
<p>Our goal is to be as opaque as possible. If you have any concerns related
to this, please send us an email at
<a href="mailto:opacity@idateu.net">opacity@idateu.net</a>.</p>
<h2>Accessing and updating your personal information</h2>
<p>You have little to no ability to update your personal information. This is
intentional.
<!-- When (l)users are allowed to access and update anything, they tend to
mess it up, so we want to avoid that at all costs. -->
We want to avoid giving people tools that may be too complicated and confusing.
This is to make our user experience more betterer. <!-- and reduce support
costs. --></p>
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