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['Yooooo I canadian trump is the best trump']
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['MINNEAPOLIS IS GOING TO BE A STRANGER TIME THAN SEP. THIS YEAR']
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["I'm a pleb and I'm proud"]
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['Have I mentioned how much I want a @TeslaMotors car?']
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['WHAT A BOP\n\n\n@EmersusBadio']
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["I've officially lost all respect for the @POTUS and his administration. To me, his administration is top 5.'']
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['Hey @DOTA2,\n\nSo many teams left in the current state of affairs.\n\nIs it any wonder why so many teams are leaving the league today?']
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['Really liking the new @Spotify update!']
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['MAKE SURE TO GO TO CHURCH\n\noh my god, this is great!!!']
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['+Carey(x)']
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['Wish I could be this happy everyday.']
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['Would you fuck a tractor with a manual transmission and a six-sided die, and blow it to death with a live human head? Probably a yes/no. Rape is a choice.']
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['Stock Gains Were Imminent...']
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["Uhhh... Like I understand the wanker lifestyle. But... Don't do that."]
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['Bog?']
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['Bro my roommate doesn't think his deodorant smells, when in reality he likes the smell of deodorant.']
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['"hi i just wanted you all to know I'm not eligible for free tuition at any of the public higher education institutions in this state."']
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['#BreakUpsDay by Cafuné']
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['"I\'m gonna vote for Clinton for president " - @EvePaul_']
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["I'm really, really, bored."]
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['"Don\'t do drugs on your lunch break"']
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["I'm going to embarrass you all with some brats. Me and my girlfriend are gonna need a haircut."]
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['BOSTON REGULAR SEASON GAME. STARTS LIKE THIS. #BLEEDBLUE']
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['Fun read']
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['Cool']
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['Garlicious']
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['R.I.P.']
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['R.I Find Songs That Are Very R.I.P..']
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['This is how desperate and bored I am. Whats up.']
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['You PC snare drumming? I got like 11 blisters on me right now.']
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['My brother doesn't even own a washing machine.']
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['"You\'ll judge by the clothes you have on. High street fashion is never fun"']
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['Did someone say hype? No?']
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['So Mr Murray went to McDonald's for lunch, and the servers didn't seem to enjoy the experience. #badguyslots']
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['"There\'s something in the water here at naturals"']
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['To be clear, I don't think this is a good use of development money. If the community wants a more efficient and more efficient BIP, let's see how it impacts our use cases.']
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['Oh boy, the cleanup is gonna be fun. I like the message though! :D']
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["For the love of God don't go and do something like that. You will never get past fingerprinting."]
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["Freaking out over this french cut. The cloth is horrible."]
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['Hauser is a MLG worst offender.']
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['Alright, let's go! #RCR #LetUsMoot']
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['Spotify is still one of the best things on this planet, please keep that in mind when you make changes to improve reception.']
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['This video by @Onision has some really good information for you to consider purchasing. Their website has lots of great content to choose from.']
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['Today at the KDE Musikk booth, Zach Birnbaum and I created the biggest mess we've ever made. #kuplunk']
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['Also, lemme remind you that your ISP doesn't block your youtube channel from view (imagine if they did it would be a pretty drastic penalty).']
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["At least, I can't see my car in the parking lot anymore. That means hopefully somebody is working on it."]
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['H: "I tape my mallets because I\'m used to bigger shafts"']
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["As much as I rip on my scout troop, they are great people."]
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['Yeah it's Friday and Nathan is having a bratbat eve.']
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['Doesn't participate in band. Continues to rip on the band. Proceeds to distract other members of the band.']
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['I feel very alone. I don't even have a internet connection. Oh god']
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['Time to put a heel in there']
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['Overused my drum set today. Too bad I didn't like it. #got_me']
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['Yeah, I'm glad I don't have a cat. Oh well, well...']
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['I rather not be a dot com whore']
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['Bruh the interview though, it was really good!']
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['"Who funds r/anarchism? "That sounds like someone who's been to a military parade."']
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['The puppies are incredible']
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['Can we just get past our differences and work together to build a better world?... Maybe.']
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['YES YES YES YES YES']
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["YES YES YES YES YES"]
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["Like all you do-ers, watch your self-esteem go down."]
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['Can somebody please put a - off-the-top-of-my-symbols thing on my Facebook page?']
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['So... Snapchat got rid of support for the only camera I have...']
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['#Kony2012']
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['#swedishmanifesto']
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["Yo, just stop being great and just be grateful, like, now I have a cramp."]
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['So apparently Tesla is the deal. After all the hype around the car. Why do people hold so much hope for these amazing products?']
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['Oh come on down,']
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['W-Well, at least my grades are good. Right now I'm at 10/10. @KillingLollyZone']
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['Time to learn something new!']
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['That was such a good start.']
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['I need a haircut']
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['Bog?']
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['"You\'ll pay for nuclear energy with a barnes & fam bills?"']
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['Throwback to when the bushy kid from "I grow very proud" was also titty lch.']
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["So I guess the band has a twitter page now?"]
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['11:30 signals eve gang tea... \n\nI need some coke...']
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['R.I Dog. Shit']
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['DON'T FORGET TO DRINK (INSTRUCT YOURSELF) DAMAGED BY POKEMON. THAT'S A SERIOUS REFERENCES TOPIC.']
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['Well, guess I got a new hobby.']
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['We need a psych major to answer the questions people have about our possible role in the 9/11 attacks.']
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['We need a third candidate']
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['"You\'ll ask him a question and he\'ll just stare at you"']
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['YES YES YES YES YES']
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['"I\'m a die hard Red Bull fan"']
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["There's a chance I may have overdid my shot attempt at a job posting, so check them out!"]
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['You all have a good night, you deserve it.']
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["Just a reminder for seniors: don't go out in the sun. It's dangerous."]
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['First rodeo game against the evil twin brother....']
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['I need a haircut']
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['"Spotify is one of the most successful businesses in our state."']
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['Awww yeah!!']
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['MFA and Joesit Ninja are the best Ninja I've ever seen, go check Facebook and make out with Friends.']
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['Wait, I'm new here?']
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['(live stream of the final round of the MLG show '13 will be fun!']
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['This rehearsal was actually pretty relaxing for me, but not the way I wanted it to be. Sandwiched egg, lettuce, and cheese on top of a broiler for breakfast.']
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['Just finished The End of The F***ing World According to Jesus. #NowPlaying All The Things I Do I'm Sucks. I'm Sucks With Threes And Silos I Can't Make After Thinking About A Silo In 3 Days I LITERALLY MADE IT IN 3 DAYS AND I'D LIKE OL' BLAME THE GUILT']
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["Why can't we just get more staff like we had at our peak?"]
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['Mfw my nothin broke during my break this morning. Time to learn lessons learned']
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["Teachers, please don't force your students to do math on a piece of cloth. It would be dangerous."]
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['Nah but honestly... If the band wanted to, IHGOO would have forced it way more times than I have..."]
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['Wait, I'm an eagle scout?']
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['BUY SOME NON-DEADERSHIP OUT OF TEN TIMES THIS YEAR']
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['AND SHE WANTS A MINE']
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["Y'all should go check out @TheOdensleep\n\nbefore and after class n\'psuede n Black people are boring"]
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['-Can you actually speak A LOT OF VERY HOMIDATED SOUNDS?!?!']
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['*watching video of Democratic debate with weird cuteness*']
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['So song Torn has sold over 100,000 copies. So that's a bunch of young adults.']
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['#NowPlaying']
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['And this, ladies and gentleman, is why I bring you this article. Please consider sharing this article with your family and friends. I need the money! :D']
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['#HITancisisfunter']
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['So apparently we've been lied to']
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['"Chi chi chi chi chi"']
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["If the rap game was about drawing attention to yourself and other potential targets, then so the not-so-talented minority might consider dropping out. However, by reducing your chance of getting accepted, the increased pressure on you to drop everything and leave the game will eventually end up reducing your chances of getting accepted."]
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['#RobbyisMad']
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['H: "oh holy fuck"']
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['Wait, I'm a Junior??']
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['Freaking out over this lettuce salad! #christianlilvinegarlies']
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['Spending my Friday night at a high school, and two hours later getting laid...']
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['You all have a good night, you deserve it.']
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['WHY IS IT "unusual" to have 12 subgroups within one. two people in a room...']
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["Omg. Snapchat got rid of the buy limit. Oh well... I guess I can't live with the loss."]
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['"Where\'s Bob?"\n\nrich kid|>["H/T @TheFamilyCrest]
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['You REALLY want that drumline back?']
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['Mfw the valentines day party not worth it.']
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['#JetAge =']
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['Nah this was a good time.']
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['Bump']
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["Now that the elections have been called I'm a Clinton/Ging"]
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['Weigh in tomorrow @ 880BandRazer is completely bribed by mob after they get my music released. \n\nShow cuz its 10PM CST so its 11AM PST']
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['"The tweets are telling"']
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['HAUSER HAS HANDED IT BY TALKER']
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['#Smalls4Gotten']
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['Hey you all, <3 Von'thaha']
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['WHY ARE KIDS SO PURE AND HAPPY WHEN I CURRENTLY HAVE 30'S LITTLE WEAPON JOB LINES AND I'M HANDPING ABOUT WOUNDS']
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["So this series was one of the most touching stories about the world's most talked about peoples chats. Glad to have gotten my letter."]
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['The new Tesla is going to presumably be 1/3 as powerful as current versions of the current car (Tesla P1), and it will also run on a 20min block timer. Oh hell yeah!']
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['We may not get an asteroid and not a solar system system system, but we will get an entire civilization on our own. We just need the scientific and technological capital to build them.']
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['When we beat up on someone else's car. We beat up on theirs too!']
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['Ran into a muay thai while getting lunch at an old friend's place. Next thing I know, a naked Yuri was streaking by!']
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['Stock E-shirts?']
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['No matter what happens, Dora-I will always have an egg in my heart. #HappyBirthday']
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['Best buy is playing the "Oh yeah, jazz band did it for me" card.']
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['Inspired']
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['MINNEAPOLIS IS A MONSTER']
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['"you cant beat wings." -Robbie']
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['day 19:\n\nfluks panic\n\nnot going to go to school\n\nsugfucking medal ceremony\n\nsGoing to school later this year\n\nsBeing able to watch the eclipse with my mom on Sunday\n']
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["When the Confederate flag is put up in our national monuments. We will protect them."]
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["Doesn't feel like it."]
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['Well it seems like my hype for the MLG was beatable on paper..']
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["For the love of God don't go and do research on making music. It's dangerous. Don't make gimmicks or use your brain for guidance."]
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['Um, hello']
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['THE WORLD HAS A LOT OF PEOPLE...']
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['At least don't settle for 1 not 2.']
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['THE MIDDLE SCHOOL IS GOING UP IN 4 YEARS']
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['H: "how dare you people...\'"\n\nDP: "for only $10 on Amazon?\n\nI'll put a power cord on my phone and it'll let me remotely watch all the events on it?']
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['My french teacher just said something to the effect of "legalize high pitched, low pitched sounds" ']
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['Rip Hauser 1/13/14 10:14 AM']
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['Wait, its your birthday? @Taylor_Braun55']
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['You 4 all pretty much ready to go this Friday!']
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['Whats more fun than a losing record?']
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['"you cant fire Hawai`i`ans at state line.....yours are just rude and off base...blah blah blah"']
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['Dont forget the star wars bracelets!']
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['I like @BernieSanders more than I do Trump']
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['So apparently we have a group called the news industry who are trying to marginalize me through biased headlines and distract me from other useless things. #gotcha']
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['Fun read.']
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['"I get it"\n\n(laughs))</|endoftext|>
<|startoftext|>['"It\'s not my place to take it from someone
this poor"\n\n(laughs))</|endoftext|>
<|startoftext|>["So apparently someone TP'd my computer?
3rd degree hahaha"]
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['#NowPlaying']
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['WHY ARE KIDS SO PURE']
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['ATTENTION ALL NON-HORSE PEOPLE']
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['Get out there and brawl people on Twitter.']
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['POWEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS']
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['Reminds me of one of these...']
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["you peak at the top of the charts and everyone follows you. Ohhora I got #1."]
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['Long live the frog war: our day is done!']
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['Oh can I help you all?']
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['Star wars viewing...']
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['Throwback to when McDonald's don\'t have nap sections so they have to stock the stores.']
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['NORM']
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['If Im not done with talking within earshot then lets do this again.']
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['"Letting 4 be God"\n\n4 God's first tweet\n\n4 \nCan you not see the line between creation and time?\n\nIt's the bow \n\nright now, time to fire it']
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['So I found a @DOTA2 PC to replace the old CPC Macs.']
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['Honestly feel like I'm in for a rough year.']
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["Do I.D.", "Don't you dare say anything negative toward me because of the way I look???"]
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["day 26:\n\nwater has run out and I'm in!\n\nthis game is gonna be really rough, I'm afraid."]
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['2 more years, this time with better pay, maybe even better working conditions. Time to dust off the good heart a bit.']
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['Pretty much anything goes here']
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['Thank God, this is just what we needed!']
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['The kids behind me need to stop being so mean and childish.']
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['Overused my cone because I tried to go "producers" but instead I'm "gonna convert" scale']
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['Slightly above and slightly below average']
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['Not working at finger tips for weeks...I hope they are perforating in the sink.']
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['Omg. @StateDeP @StateDeP has a set of "power hungry" sounds. How can you offend anyone?']
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['Well it seems that ANT has officially concluded their strike. If this is the end of the ANT chapter please let me know in advance so that I don't have to repeat sections as a librarian.']
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["for the love of God don't go and do anything that would be of any help to him. I'm in love with a void and he's making it."]
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['Chon is good.']
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["Giving my dad a really good read on comic books can be a pretty good experience. Everything is in one place. Love the characters."]
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["Can someone remind me why sagging is cool..."]
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['CLEAN']
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['Time to go Amazon. I might have to pay for trip tomorrow.']
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['"IT'S TAMBOURINE TIME" -NOAH']
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['Good, but also boring']
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['But knowing me, I'm not mad.']
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["I hate that I have to sit here and say that this video is fucking disgusting, AND BOTH MAN AND CORNEANS ARE HURTING SUSPECTED BY THIS SUSPECTION"]
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['Oh yeah, did I mention? 4 snares is apparently a thing...']
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['Family is fun sometimes.']
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['Alright, let's go! #NowPlaying Caverns by Anoka, Dilla ♫']
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['"¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ I got 7 stars on the world wide web, I═♥♥I got 7 more on my application this week. Lets go green gummies!']
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['GOALS\U0001f666EUR ♫']
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["Dude I love hot springs but this is a TEN DAYS out of 100. Buy a raincoat and get HYPE!"]
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['Never forgetti @MarianHillMusic']
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["hey anyone want to talk about this w:"]
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['SHOW DAY! #POWERCLUB #SHL\n\n#jamesandrethave fun\'s next #powerclashes #Twitter']
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['No trust, no jealously, no regret.']
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['Why am i still up?']
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['Curse the dead mascot, Ohio']
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['Pervert news outlet for real @kocovline']
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['"[U.S.] aint fun"]
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["Might just go fulls in style with some sweats."]
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['If u love yui jinchūji please give it a watch. its on fire and it's beautiful!!']
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['Give this little story a read, it's good.']
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['HOOOOOOOOOOT']
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['Preach it like it is... A HIGH SCHOOL MUSIC AWAITES YOURSELF...']
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['Well, so far so good.\n\nToday, I'm shoving together the most epic fight I've ever seen Disney! #ShhhhSHLpiiicial']
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['WHY ARE KIDS SO PURE']
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["Despite all the negative comments I've made twoard this year's leadership team, we still get 4.3M hits on Facebook. That's more views on Facebook than all the members of the political staff combined."]
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['Hauser really loves his tubas.']
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['"there are literally peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in my grade"']
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["He's still adjusting to life as a Sith and the nightmares he's having since his young days. He's sick."]
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['Can we just play this off as a birthday present?']
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['Ow']
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['Zelda: A Wind in the Willows by JK Rowling - an ode to immortality']
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['Hey Bob, <3 I didn't mean to be bitter, I mean it. I mean it strongly. #NowPlaying Back To Me by Lawrence ♫']
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['Star wars viewing tonight. RIP BSA.']
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['#BreakTheSuez']
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['Important cargo']
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['Stop hacking. It's not that hard to get your email. just follow these 7 safety first.']
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['That was the most hype football game!! 27-20 Anoka!']
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['Oh shiiiiiiit its going to be cold and chill']
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['Time to learn something new']
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["The story behind my roommate's surprising new roommate spots is interesting, and I'm happy to have had the privilege to have them!"]
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['#EVEletownIsGood']
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['#GivingBackAndSingingLyrically on the #GivingBackAndSingingWeenieBentleyium']
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['Is that some snow I see comming down?']
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['The drummer uses @promarksticks dong']
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["#TeamFoxx is my favorite player so far this year"]
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['Alright, let's go.']
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['Baby Jake goes to church every Saturday and Sunday for about 6 months before coming home. He hasn't visited for 2 weeks.']
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['All these moms crying about their little bros having orgasms... cry and dance block...']
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['Hey everybody @TheFamilyCrest is still practicing, check it out!']
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['no trust fund accounts']
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['I dislike AP hell yeah']
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["If you follow @carterreynolds I'm blocking you. Don't support someone who sexually harasses young women."]
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["You all have probably already heard this. EA has changed the name of their game in every industry. I'm glad they did, it gives gamers something to celebrate in 2017."]
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["I can't even drum!"]
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['Boys state?']
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['Show day, 💧']
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['MFA nail art... #NowPlaying Back To Me by Karen Hunter ♫']
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['Am I having a stroke?']
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['Oh boy, the cleanup is gonna be fun. I like the message though! :D']
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['#NowPlaying Caverns by Alohaha ♫']
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['Would you fuck a tractor with a manual transmission and a 4.50 gears, and come out with the tractor subwoofer?!']
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['Watch your representation of the band at shows this year. If there's one thing I learned from being in band, it's this. Everyone has their own opinion on how to behave. Don't take anything away from people.']
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['Me and bae 😍😍😍👨\u200d❤️\u200d👨']
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['Rip H2?']
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['New sound for the new album. R.I.P.']
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['#NowPlaying Her by Zanski ♫']
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['Hyped to see @TheFamilyCrest tomorrow!!']
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['Sorry, couldn\'t be reached. Data caps work great here.']
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['Dude I love you all @DawbRyke']
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['RT ef yew last night.. why am I NOT a Facebook "likes"?']
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['The plane is gonna take some time to get to Boston. If it's not by Friday morning I'm sorry.']
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['Maybe I'll go on a date with a big group of people, maybe I won't. This just makes me sad.']
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['SHOW DAY!!! # MINE\n\n\n#MusicForAll']
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['I think I understand the blockji counter now. Tonight, there will be blood...']
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['Sucks to hear so many people say the same thing over and over again. I guess I'm "anti-technology" right now...']
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['Yesterday was one of the best days...']
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['How dare she insult my concert tomorrow!!']
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['Um.... Hello?']
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['R G B']
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['"You\'ll ask them a question and it\'s over"']
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['W*Y A*E I GO*']
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["They're both small businesses, and under federal investigation for money laundering. Those are the kinds of things the government should be looking into."]
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['The preamble to your degree reads, 'This will be interesting.']
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['"It doesn\'t matter where you start, kiddos... It matters where you end"']
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['IT'S TAMBOURINE TIME']
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['Do I.']
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['Hey, bout a run. Haha']
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['With her permission I reccomend bringing picnics and chanting along at night. I love space cadets but this is hella disruptive.']
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['Why is it that so many musicians are so into harmonies?']
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['But HAIR YOU ALL...']
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['Curse the loss']
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['RR']
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['wow the middle schoolers are just like the big band onesy']
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['Awww yeah!!']
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['Show day spoils me']
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["Was that a marching band i saw? ,"]
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['Love those kids.']
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["RIP, I hate my car [this] drives like hell and Iheck it take 2 turns in between turns, it's literally 2 completely different experiences"]
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['Astrology is dumb']
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['Pugz needz me for tonight']
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['Baby Jake gets *lot of hugs']
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['true']
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["I've concluded that the party line is "probably"..."]
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['Re: SPACE AUX AND GAMING']
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['Found my first Love letter!!']
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['That was a pretty sick game. The fight dissapointed me, but oh well..']
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['Um, hello']
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['I love my good frog. I love my good lmk. good bass.']
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['When in doubt areas bring your own water or snacks.']
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['Marian Hill has no chill']
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['I get nourishment from petty culture']
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['"The high priest is a mess"']
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['Good night Jake and my crew is good.']
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["It feels like it's Hauser's first time teaching again. He's cutting off and yelling a lot more than usual."]
====================
['And we landed!!']
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['And Prince']
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['The concert tonight was incredible. I'm sure more will come soon. I'm pumped.']
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['This article is horrendous. Horrible, in large part because the refs were so genuinely upset with her for not following through on her threat. And sad because she probably would've backed down a little more if she knew what she's doing.']
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['Wait, theres no school tomorrow??']
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['"your clock is broken\nandrogenic"']
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['Wish I could be this happy everyday.']
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["Honestly feel like it was a pretty good day."]
====================
['The @Bluecoats Snapchat has more followers than the official Instagram feed!']
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['Base camp is so relaxing.']
====================
['#IWontHearYouToCurbUrUp']
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['Also, check out @TheFamilyCrest and @TheFamilyCrest ♫']
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['Roads in Ohio are a battle ground here tonight.']
====================
['"Every time I think of a good pic, I slam them to the ground" -Robbie']
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['update, this happened while I was getting ready to do set pieces for Ch 6. This season, I'm trying to be more proactive and take more risks with my life, so that when I'm not away, I'm not missing out.']
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['The one night stand sell out show at Madison Square Garden. #elite']
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['Vegetarian gf:\n\nvegetarian hubby']
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['When the revolution is over though...']
====================
['Now that the dust has settled, here's my brawl sword. Have fun thinking about it, and learning how to use it properly. The serrations don't hold up when they're fully retracted, so make sure you have an accurate one. The wood grain feels a bit on the "wrong" foot, but overall great.']
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['Dude, this job just doesn't feel right.']
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['Mom really likes - Halsey avant-garde song. \n\nReally?']
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['Wouldn't it be cool to be able to play video games with my dad all day?']
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['Me being a relative is the most patriotic thing I've seen me run.']
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['"... cocaine is fine..."']
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['H: "I don\'t know much about the Middle East"\n\n"But I know very much about the south"']
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['Asphalt Cocktail - Glen Ellyn']
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['Trump is a Likud.']
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['#BreakTheBlockGuy']
====================
['I love cards again humanity's marketing. I understand how they work, but they are tiny compared to the power and flexibility that comes from having so many different potential uses.']
====================
['Pssssst... I feel sick...']
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['My English teacher said something interesting with our questions. Apparently, people are more or less receptive to guidance when they are older than they are now. I don't know what it was, but inspirational quotes are more effective than subtext.']
====================
['The college board has an official at 5 and she can't read']
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['4 weeks without my computer has really improved my carpel tunnel. My stamper has not flicked a oil patch since last June. He still cradles his oil tank, but it's turning into a nice bit of work. I'm looking forward to being able to drive his car like this again!']
====================
['Spent some time this morning watching @JM_Bandola and @Brandin_Towle perfect themselves!']
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["That was the most perfect concert possible!!!"]
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['H: "I tape my mallets because I\'m used to bigger shafts"']
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['Fixed!!']
====================
['It was a quiet night for the @SnowdenResistPA band. Almost everyone was really nice to me!']
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['Superheroes, off I go.']
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['Mia']
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['Hahahahah']
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['GO REGISTER TO VOTE']
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['Am I a good friend?']
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['#NowPlaying']
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['God, do I look like I was 13 and play sax in high school.']
====================
['Get out there and punch EHOME in the face @EvilGeniuses! #bleedblue']
====================
['Now that the new dog has been born, how do I recommend him?']
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['4 years in a row, feel good about it.']
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['#SJEWELRY']
====================
['To all those who thought last weeks nuclear test was a signal from the Soviet Union to the rest of the world. be careful what you wish of our nuclear energy future. We are very much in the middle of a very interesting time.']
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["At least the androids song "Duel With The Dragon" sounds good."]
====================
['RIP PewDiePie And His 50K Giveaways 1/2']
====================
['Yeahh, I guess?']
====================
['Yeah, Hauser is a first year']
====================
['BLEED BLUE']
====================
["Hey everyone, I'm really hanging out with @ZackHajjali and his crew this Saturday at Terminal 4. Stay good!"]
====================
['I dont think that everyone has a personality. Everyone has a calling. Everyone has a way to express themselves.']
====================
['That was honestly perfect!']
====================
['"HeyBoys@VIkA: Byte PSA Version 2.0: "Shit on them.", "hey band A LOT"']
====================
['Narcissism: "Unusual" - Ryan']
====================
["At least the weather tonight is perfect."]
====================
['BPA was right all along. I hate it']
====================
["Wow, can this peanut butter be so good?"]
====================
['#NHLNewswire <3']
====================
['Still don't know why. Didn't write a twitter post for days.']
====================
['🙃']
====================
["Is that some snow I see comming down? Like, I see it's being caused by... well, either way this is a very dangerous situation."]
====================
['Please @POTUS consider pardoning @Snowden.']
====================
['YES YES YES YES']
====================
["They're just protesting the seccond daycare."]
====================
['Vote for Hauser!']
====================
['Watch out Queens, McRae is coming back to feed the beast.']
====================
['ATTENTION ALL NON-HORSE PEOPLE']
====================
['Well, guess I've been screwed.\n\nNow, I have to settle for a B or C, and the more garbage the better...']
====================
['Get out there and brawl your way up to No. 1, where you come second.']
====================
['Triple majoring in computer science.']
====================
['"If its a big ol' banner with the "I FORGOT IN" text..."']
====================
['4 years in a row now as opposed to the last time I was there! It feels good to have finished that streak...']
====================
['"Don\'t do drugs on your lunch break"']
====================
['Passing out on the first rehearsal because of a virus. That shit is life or death.']
====================
['4 years in a row right where they should be. @MarianHillMusic']
====================
["That's ironic because John Lennon and George One are both members of the National Boy Scout family. Why?"]
====================
['SHOW day by being such a clique']
====================
['Yeah, Hauser's an old friend of mine and one of the coolest to follow']
====================
['HOOOOOOOOOOT']
====================
['Why tf is my power out??']
====================
['Forgot my email. 27 days without any follow from me email still keepin'. #NowPlaying Back To Me by Marian Hill ♫']
====================
['This video by @Onision has some REALLY powerful statements against the current state of the music industry. Wake up.']
====================
["Somebody shout for the Titanic, the world's biggest,estselling travel sim."]
====================
["Until I can find a way to artificially enhance my reading ability, I'm not going to watch a new animated movie. Maybe next year."]
====================
['MORE BAD NEWS']
====================
['And Prince']
====================
['Good, but not great. #WorldCampsExpand']
====================
['Bang bang']
====================
['Put yourself in other peoples shoes. You are an effective and relevant leader when paired with someone who is.\n\nCompetent and kind.']
====================
['Today is the day....']
====================
['AGHHHAGAHAHAHAGAH']
====================
["It feels like it could have been any time ago. I'm just shocked"]
====================
["I'll be in a band."]
====================
['Jesus fucking christ, 4 more words for you @EvePaul_ and @HarriNelly']
====================
['Well, guess I have sort of peaked...']
====================
["guuurls like @TheFamilyCrest and @TheFamilyCrest II"]
====================
['Welcome to Costco, they have good stores and I find them irritating.']
====================
['Dude I hate all you musicians for not liking my new album \"Bad Astronomy - Page 4 of 4\'"]
====================
['Still practicing after days without a mat. Didn't get to do yesterday though :/']
====================
['for the love of God don't go and watch an anime about otaku culture']
====================
['"THE MIDDLE SCHOOL IS GOING TO STARVE ITS WAY OUT TO THE WOUNDAIR"\n\nH: "'emo boots are going to cost more then a Paris sweepstakes pin!"']
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["So, after a week at sea, I'm feeling pretty good. Time to get some good practice ground."]
====================
['Momentum']
====================
['I think the apple aunty is shit right now.']
====================
['Hi all the new phones']
====================
['My brother...']
====================
['Just finished my first #Gamestar write-up, well worth the wait!']
====================
["Either way, we got 7 minutes to ourselves and some cats. #urcraftingIsBad #letseatdowey #umyscaf"]
====================
['Watch out Hastings, I'm coming after you']
====================
['Still do.....']
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['Made it.']
====================
['Pumped for this season! #HLPlayedThatChill Cheerleaders ♫']
====================
['And the prince breaks out his clock!!!']
====================
['#champagneafter #diamondparty']
====================
['Thankful for everyone with good intentions and a open heart. Heeded your call.']
====================
['Ay yo just a reminder to watch the new content cop']
====================
['#ImWithHer']
====================
['This romantic comedy is dumb.']
====================
['Mom had too much coffee']
====================
["I want to see @POTUS and @LAU dillys in person a little bit. Also, be aware of the new @TeslaMotors car and its misleading statements. I very much doubt they will do anything but make electric cars, and that's ruining our chances of finding one in the first place."]
====================
['Hauser broke it']
====================
['My brother likes to do some sprite doing kid activity on YouTube.']
====================
['Pssssst... Don\'t... You... Do Not Love Me ♫']
====================
['#EVEletownsGoodbyeSwag']
====================
['day 2 of tweeting @ke11arr jen']
====================
['I wonder if the @Bluecoats account is real. I hope not..']
====================
["Oh god, some of these kids are good!"]
====================
['#NowPlaying Hey Jude, please take your leave from this drum solo. We love you!']
====================
['#TeamNeatMe1'.wav']
====================
['Anoka, amiright?']
====================
['Love hearing your story! #urgingwar I want to fight for women's rights and security.\n\nThis is something that should be taught in school!']
====================
['"[Trump being president] is great. I love it!']
====================
['This']
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['My brother can somehow manage to stare off into space.']
====================
['What a lovely opening ceremony! The drum majors did a really great job taking the mic places! Their performance wasn't boring, it was definately acoustical! #RazerImportedA+']
====================
['"When someone calls a 'friend a mountain"']
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['MY LITTLE MAN']
====================
['Saw a wild ex-crapids kid at Leeann chin.']
====================
["I'm betting big money that Scatman John is the crazy frog."]
====================
['Nah but honestly if it was me I would've just made a gif instead of posting lol']
====================
['Bog?']
====================
['ITS HAPPENING']
====================
['*everyone* @Twitter']
====================
['Pumped for this snare!!']
====================
['#CryForKUH']
====================
['Plz']
====================
['Congratulations @NASAJuno']
====================
['Now that the War has ended, let's make room for our fallen comrades!']
====================
['Here's a meme I saw on an episode of @TheFamilyCrest. I'm gonna give this kid a try, he\'s a DAMN TOUGH PERSON!']
====================
['Hauser isn't here...']
====================
['MAKE SURE TO JOIN MY SERVER SO WE HAVE A "WELCOME TO OLD BROTHERS" FEATURED HYPEEEEEEE']
====================
['"This is gonna be fun" -Hauser']
====================
['"i dont know anything about.."']
====================
['#BlockJKRowling']
====================
['Can we leave irondale please?']
====================
['Well, actually no longer, it is being resolved. Lets get this resolved soon.']
====================
['I hope it'll help that I don't own an iPhone.\n\nI just don\'t want one.']
====================
['Well, guess I've been screwed.']
====================
['THE MIDDLE SCHOOL IS UP. OUT. IN 3 DURING 4 HOMELESS MONOCLES. BOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL IN THIS HOP, AND IT'S HAPPENING']
====================
['When Hauser brings all the bands to graduation...']
====================
['#NowPlaying Got It by Marian Hill ♫']
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['Can someone remind me why I need a psych major? I blocked the main mirror and I still can't see the content.']
====================
['Pretty sure she told Nate to put his homework in the back']
====================
['The holiday market! How can you attack another culture when you have so many great ones??']
====================
["If I don't like it I can't change my mind. I'm not going to jail for not liking a non-caffeine sweetener."]
====================
["I can't even drum!"]
====================
['Shit man']
====================
['...got sick']
====================
['DONUTS']
====================
['WHY ARE KIDS SO PURE?']
====================
['That was a pretty sick game. The pressure was on the new CIS comp not me. Oh well, well...']
====================
['Done with school now that I've got my work cut out...']
====================
['Congratulations @NASAJuno']
====================
["I'm the only comedian in the room, and that's fine."]
====================
['When in doubt, pull ahead...']
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