README.md

eafd

When you just don't have the words. Snoop does.

Web Service

Returns an audio file. If someone clicks the link, better hope their speakers are turned down. Especially if you send them the dirty version.

It's perfect for team meetings, ping it to your co-workers while on a call and listen for the fun 👍.

If you don't add anything to the path it just picks some random phrases from generally unliked things. If you pass it some words though you can custom tailor the message for your audience. Just send this in your group chat: https://eaft.doesdev.com/everyone-in-this-pointless-meeting

Clean Version ( "... can eat a fat turkey" )

https://eaft.doesdev.com

Dirty Version ( "... can eat a fat ...." )

https://eafd.doesdev.com

CLI Usage

$ npm install --global eafd

$ eafd --help

$ eafd "someones name" /path/to/write/file.mp3

Programmatic Usage

$ npm install --save eafd

const eafd = require('eafd')
const { writeFileSync } = require('fs')

async function main (name, output) {
  let mp3Data = await eafd(name)
  writeFileSync(output, mp3Data)
}

API

Main function returns Promise that resolves with Buffer of mp3 file

eafd(*name)

• name [string - required] Name to insert before Snoop's EAFD

License

MIT © Andrew Carpenter