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<DOCTYPE html
<body>
<link rel="icon" href="favicon.ico" type="image/x-icon"/>
<body bgcolor="#E6E6FA">
<center><button onclick="window.location.href='index.html'">Click to go to the homepage!</button>
<li>fun trik:
hold ur breth fer 20 mins
</li>
<li>*dials 911*
911: helo dis iz 911
Me: 911 pls halp
911: no ur an fagit
</li>
<li>rozis r red
teh gras iz green
ur teh bigest fagit
dat i hav evr seen
</li>
<li>'say sumthin am givin up on u'
moar liek 'say sumthin ur an fukin fagit'
</li>
<li>romeo nd juliet
j: lol were r u romeo
r: wana come ovur?
j: cant
r: y?
j: idk parents
r: lets kill oursulfs
j: lol k
r: sweg
j: sweg
</li>
<li>sad stori:
me: ken i go 2 teh bathroom??
teechr: idk ken u??
</li>
<li>sad stori:
teechr: y di'nt u do ur hoemwerk
studint: *iz dead*
teechr: am sik ov ur excuses
</li>
<li>teechr: wut iz 1+1
me: sweg
teechr: rong
me: sweg iz nevr rong
</li>
<li>insparashunal stori:
killr: am guna kil u
me: no ur not
killr: k
rt if ur inspired
</li>
<li>Heers a list of ppl who liek u:
__________
__________
__________
__________
__________
__________
__________
</li>
<li>romeo nd juliet
j: lol were r u romeo
r: wana come ovur?
j: cant
r: y?
j: idk parents
r: lets kill oursulfs
j: lol k
r: sweg
j: sweg
</li>
</center>
</body>