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<title>The Little Ice Cream Shop of Horrors</title>
<meta name="description" content="An ice cream shop for those with a strange palette!">
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<h1>The Little Ice Cream Shop of Horrors</h1>
<img src=http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/weird-icecream-onion.jpg/>
<h2>Flavors so awful they will make you cry!</h2>
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<p class="flavorsdescript">This ice cream is for those with no taste buds or without any taste whatsoever! Great for gag gifts or for gagging in general.</p>
<p>How did we get started? Something happened in college. Had to do with beer and an ice cream social. No one really remembers much.</p>
<p>We will ship to any location as long as you are willing to pay for it and as long as the dry ice stays dry (we don't recommend sending to the equator). Take a look around and see what appeals, or rather does not appeal, to you!</p>
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<th>Flavor</th>
<th>Juicy Details</th>
<th>Calorie Count</th>
<th>Sugar Free?</th>
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<td><a href="http://mentalfloss.com/article/51703/12-strange-real-ice-cream-flavors.html">Raw Horse Flesh</a></th>
<td>Only found in Toyko's indoor amusement park, Namja Town, this delicacy is for those with more cannibalistic taste buds. It's brownish red color, putrid smell (especially if it is left in the freezer for a month or so), and even weirder texture will assuredly turn the most avid meat eater into a vegan!</th>
<td>2,000 if you don't puke,<br><br> 0 if you do</th>
<td>Yep.<br><br>Sugar would only ruin the natural sweetness.</th>
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<td><a href="http://mentalfloss.com/article/51703/12-strange-real-ice-cream-flavors.html">Wasabi Pea Dust</a></th>
<td>Looks just like pistachio but will like your insides on fire! This ice cream is great to send as a gift for those people in your life who you really don't like...seriously. One lick will clear out the sinuses, two will cause serious digestive problems, and three...well, we don't personally know anyone who has made it to three...</th>
<td>1,500 if you don't sweat,<br><br> -1,500 if you do</th>
<td>Wasabi and Pea Dust with sugar?<br><br>Really?</th>
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<td><a href="http://mentalfloss.com/article/51703/12-strange-real-ice-cream-flavors.html">Lobster</a></th>
<td>Ice cream that tastes like the sea! It would be really irresponsible if we didn't include an ice cream that tastes like smell of the sea on a hot, humid, stinking summer day. Fun to serve to children who think they are getting a bowl of strawberry ice cream. The look on their faces when that first bite hits their tongue? Priceless.</th>
<td>3,000</th>
<td>Absolutely</th>
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<p>Store Hours: Tuesday - Friday from 1-5 EST</p>
<address>
Just in case you seriously want to reach us, our address is:<br>
123 Main St.<br>
Somewhere, IN 41234<br><br>
Sorry, no phone number...we had to disconnect the line...<br><br>
For legal assistance incase of injury or death,<br>
contact our lawyers at:<br>
Dewey, Reedham, and Weap<br>
1234 S Main St.<br>
Somewhere Else, IN 41234
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