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<html><head><title>Why am I put in these situations</title><link rel='stylesheet' type='text/css' href='explanations.css'></head><body>
<div class="titlepage">
<h1 class='title'>Why am I put in these situations?</h1>
<h1 class='title'>Why do I suck at conversations?</h1>
<h1 class='title'>Why do we hate us if we're God's creations?</h1>
<h1 class='title'>Why can't I love you without complications?</h1>
<h1 class='subtitle'>a reference book of explanations</h1>
<div class'author'>https://github.com/moonmilk/explanations</div>
</div>
<div class='contents'><h2 class='contentshead'>Table of Contents</h2>
<ul class='contentslist'>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why do I feel bad for telling the sky it's blue</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why me and my sister up eating cake batter</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why do white people have trouble spelling jose</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why are most schools closed tomorrow except bayonne</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why is my timeline hating on ricky gervais</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why can't life just let me be happy for a bit</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why does twitter think I want to follow rand paul</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why is there nothing cool to do in san jose</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why couldn't I have been blessed with green or grey eyes</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why does my dog stare at herself in mirrors vain</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why I get home and my whole room is rearranged</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why does ramsay bolton looks like a fucking elf</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why am I awake when I don't work until 3</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why the fuck do we have an exam in walking</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why is rosen so small in actuality</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why does the hallway smell like warm diarrhea</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why he tried to play my friend if he gone get caught</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why that stupid staff took away all the banners</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why is this site keen on getting my phone number</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why are all of my siblings the absolute worst</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why did I put myself back in this position</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why do I keep losing followers what is this</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why be a mermaid when you could be a shamu</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why have the football gods cursed me with josh mccown</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why won't you understand that you can't beat the pup</li>
<li class='contentsitem'>Why would I need to buy food I'll just live on air</li>
</ul></div>
<div class='chapter'>
<h2 class='chapterhead'>Why do I feel bad for telling the sky it's blue?</h2>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do so many of ya'll hate cc?</div>
<div class='because'>Because your feeling is affect with me.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why the fuck I thought today is sat?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I can totally do that.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why did I not think of this shit in advance?</div>
<div class='because'>Because an adventure is a man's romance.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why did someone fave this I forgot I?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I think that's a full of shit lie.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my room always fucking hot?</div>
<div class='because'>Because you're perfect right I think not.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why they ain't just have drake sing it?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I clearly feel like shit.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why you sleep on the kid?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I think you did.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does my header rule?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I think you're cool.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is james bay so fit?</div>
<div class='because'>Because who gives a shit.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why can I not use normal lotions?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'm feeling weird emotions.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why I feel like this a major bluff?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I wasn't annoyed enough.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why won't gyro teach me the cheese song?</div>
<div class='because'>Because you don't feel like you belong.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does it make that cereal surreal?</div>
<div class='because'>Because recently I don't want to feel.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do old ladies dye their hair blue?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'll be thinking about you.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why was I forced to age quickly remembers oh?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'm tired of crying I'll let you go.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are you getting farther away?</div>
<div class='because'>Because these mood swings are not okay.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is no one going to formal?</div>
<div class='because'>Because this feeling is abnormal.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I want to cry myself to slee?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I never feel you here with me.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I always bite off more than I can chew?</div>
<div class='because'>Because in all honesty I don't think you do.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does sam always creep?</div>
<div class='because'>Because if I feel sleep.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do my parents treat me like im 5?</div>
<div class='because'>Because of everyone I feel alive.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is no one using their signal light?</div>
<div class='because'>Because they still have to film the scene right.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel the sudden need to?</div>
<div class='because'>Because they don't have shit else to do.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does no one think im funny?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I want need that money.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are my nipples pink?</div>
<div class='because'>Because humans can think.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does it feel like it's 8?</div>
<div class='because'>Because that makes me feel great.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel giddy?</div>
<div class='because'>Because that's his kiddy.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel so sick uhh?</div>
<div class='because'>Because you're a perra duh.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I think it's okay to be this lazy?</div>
<div class='because'>Because she clearly doesn't believe I'm crazy.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why am I feeling so brand new?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I wish you better too.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel like june is about to be wild?</div>
<div class='because'>Because that's how you communicate with your child.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why lie I want to go to the zoo?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I keep thinking about you.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is it five in the moring?</div>
<div class='because'>Because 4 I think I'm boring.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do children think reading is a chore?</div>
<div class='because'>Because it's not mutual anymore.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why can't you just see that I'm so down for you?</div>
<div class='because'>Because you feel like home like a dream come true.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I got to feel?</div>
<div class='because'>Because this pain is real.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I always feel yucky?</div>
<div class='because'>Because of that I am lucky.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is everyone doing face reveals?</div>
<div class='because'>Because finally I know what it feels.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why you bein an asshole that's all I gotta say?</div>
<div class='because'>Because now I feel a way that you felt a way.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are the commentators tempting fate?</div>
<div class='because'>Because critical thinking is hard slate.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why would you do that rick?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I feel so sick.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why would I want to touch the inside of a cow?</div>
<div class='because'>Because that's exactly what I'm feeling right now.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel like I'm getting lied to?</div>
<div class='because'>Because he's full of shit and so are you.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is mccree so difficult to use?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'm a pimp and I got the juice.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why you got ah bunch of guns but ain't shot em?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I feel more comfortable with them.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are my hands always as cold as ice?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'm just stupid to not think twice.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why can't I finish my meals?</div>
<div class='because'>Because it shows the real feels.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why doesn't my manager have to close tonight?</div>
<div class='because'>Because stop talking stop caring doesn't feel right.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why am I so awful and get nervous and shy?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I didn't fucking feel like it that's why.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why the fuck is the weather so insane?</div>
<div class='because'>Because mariana I feel your pain.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why did my dream feel so freaking real?</div>
<div class='because'>Because words can't describe what we feel.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is kendrick crying in my ear?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I never thought I'd get here.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does stuff have to cost money?</div>
<div class='because'>Because it's I think it's funny.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why am I working when I could be drinking?</div>
<div class='because'>Because you know who needs critical thinking.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are the bottom of donald trump's eyes so white?</div>
<div class='because'>Because not talking to me solves the problem right.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel very young compared to you all?</div>
<div class='because'>Because of you I cannot stop punching the wall.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I always feel blue?</div>
<div class='because'>Because base is you know who.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why am I bothering I'm?</div>
<div class='because'>Because you thought you had time.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is it so hard to think of mino 's?</div>
<div class='because'>Because listening is the key to success.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are feelings a thing um?</div>
<div class='because'>Because y'all so fucking dumb.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does span keep trying to steal?</div>
<div class='because'>Because you don't know what I feel.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I do this to myself all the tine?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I am absolutely done with mine.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do patriots think james white is marshall faulk?</div>
<div class='because'>Because apparently this is decent pub talk.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is the snake in me hungrier than the lamb?</div>
<div class='because'>Because others think they are better than I am.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why you need a five star meal for every meal?</div>
<div class='because'>Because no one has a bond like we do ya feel.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why did I think today was new years eve?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'm petty and I won't just leave.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does my clavicle feel bruised?</div>
<div class='because'>Because me is getting confused.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does it gotta be so hot upstairs?</div>
<div class='because'>Because sometimes I feel like no one cares.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel like I have strep throat?</div>
<div class='because'>Because of the internet is goat.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do they sound like that doug?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I feel like a slug.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel so poo?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I deserve to.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does everyone think I like angry birds?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I am not even one of those words.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why am I hungry again I am a damn cow?</div>
<div class='because'>Because the thought alone is killing me right now.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my five year old stealing?</div>
<div class='because'>Because its beautiful feeling.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why in the fuck am I crying?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I feel like I'm dying.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does this make me think of modest mouse?</div>
<div class='because'>Because now I can't see outside my house.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why did I do this I'm the worst mom ever?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I been thinking about forever.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why didn't barnes pass it back to curry wow?</div>
<div class='because'>Because of the time zone I think he's there now.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do shitty drivers always hit my car?</div>
<div class='because'>Because nobody gives a fuck who you are.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is everyone getting max deals?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I feel way too many feels.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why the update take so long I'm?</div>
<div class='because'>Because it feels like the last time.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are you laughing jo?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I don't think so.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why can't the aliens just take me away?</div>
<div class='because'>Because it definitely feels like leg day.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel like poo?</div>
<div class='because'>Because no one likes you.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does this feel like a deja vu?</div>
<div class='because'>Because it never happened to you.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do they think I'm asian?</div>
<div class='because'>Because they are caucasian.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why y'all so quick with it?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I won't feel shit.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel so shot?</div>
<div class='because'>Because right now I'm not.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why can't I feel complete bliss?</div>
<div class='because'>Because you're gonna miss this.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why was this ditto so hard to catch I swear?</div>
<div class='because'>Because when I'm feeling down I dye my hair.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why they hug so much in this fight?</div>
<div class='because'>Because who cares how I feel right.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel like I've been longing for you?</div>
<div class='because'>Because no one shares the same pain as you do.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are essays a thing they shouldn't be real?</div>
<div class='because'>Because the longer you wait the worse you'll feel.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel it isn't true?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I oh so miss you too.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does my dress feel so much tighter?</div>
<div class='because'>Because it wanted to be brighter.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why you gotta keep it in the crew?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I don't think I'm supposed to.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why not wrap up the semester with a lyme?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I got money they think I got time.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does cass think she's in a gospel choir?</div>
<div class='because'>Because in drawing near to its desire.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does will think he's slick?</div>
<div class='because'>Because of you I'm sick.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do nerds feel the need to project their voices?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I need to make healthier food choices.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is secretary bad but not nurse?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'm feeling the absolute worse.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is this feeling on my chest?</div>
<div class='because'>Because surprises are the best.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why did damn daniel get so known?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I feel really alone.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why am I setting alarms still freak?</div>
<div class='because'>Because neither wanted to feel weak.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does going for a nap make me feel so yuck?</div>
<div class='because'>Because really josh harrison does kinda suck.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why you moaning I'm horny and I feel sick oh?</div>
<div class='because'>Because of this heat my patients is very low.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is it so difficult to wake up at 9?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I care about your feelings more than mine.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why there is no hug at first sight?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I have no feelings right.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are we always searching for the unknown?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I am tired of feeling alone.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why would you ever think that stuff is ok?</div>
<div class='because'>Because now I always want to feel this way.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are they sticking up for jo?</div>
<div class='because'>Because you'd win I don't think so.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why you gotta start cam why you gotta start?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I think I never read the last part.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I know this I couldn't tell you?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I did and I think it came true.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does everyone think I lie?</div>
<div class='because'>Because this shit is trash that's why.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why am I so lanky?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I feel cranky.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why did the roman empire fall?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'm not feeling it at all.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do you think they say ignorance is bliss?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'm this close to being like screw this.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why don't you mix in a water grabs a bud light?</div>
<div class='because'>Because this is not right that's why I feel so right.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel like I am getting the flu?</div>
<div class='because'>Because im up now mr must be up to.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why bo thought he was gone call a bluff?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I forget to eat and stuff.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does kane think he can take free kicks fucking moose?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'm a sucker for a shitty excuse.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I have a fuzzy feeling in my knee?</div>
<div class='because'>Because you're the only one that mattered to me.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why don't you feel the best why don't you chant the rhyme?</div>
<div class='because'>Because you lied I only give you a hard time.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is this taking so long to heal?</div>
<div class='because'>Because no one feel like what you feel.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does my page keep switching to his?</div>
<div class='because'>Because of what you think something is.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why dis make ya feel like do?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'd still die for you.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why wear pants when you don't have to?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I only think of you.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why can't I just be back in rome?</div>
<div class='because'>Because this house don't feel like home.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my mom still watching tv?</div>
<div class='because'>Because your arms feels like home to me.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why am I so stupid and easy fix too?</div>
<div class='because'>Because when I drink I always think of you.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel like it's actually true?</div>
<div class='because'>Because truth is I really don't fuck with you.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are dudes so creepy?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I feel sleepy.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why she had to go I don't no she wouldn't say?</div>
<div class='because'>Because it feels like I am only steps away.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why did she deactivate is she okay?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'm always right when I feel a way.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are there no yellow mood boards?</div>
<div class='because'>Because there's so many awards.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why yo head shaped like a boulder?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I thought you were older.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my mum being such a fucking cow?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I know how I feel about you now.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I feel like you're the only one?</div>
<div class='because'>Because enough is enough and we're done.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why am I wearing this hot sweater?</div>
<div class='because'>Because that'll make me feel better.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I always pack last minute frick me dude?</div>
<div class='because'>Because you know me I'm always in a bad mood.</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class='chapter'>
<h2 class='chapterhead'>Why me and my sister up eating cake batter?</h2>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why isn't bush doing his damn thing?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I have my dad as my king.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why can't I just have dinner with my dad?</div>
<div class='because'>Because that's what I want that sounds so bad.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why am I laying in the hall?</div>
<div class='because'>Because you are a dash at all.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is everyone's mom named sue?</div>
<div class='because'>Because truly it's all on you.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why I need another?</div>
<div class='because'>Because is my brother.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do my life have too many the word of but?</div>
<div class='because'>Because mother instincts will win no matter what.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do I keep saying snazzy?</div>
<div class='because'>Because my dad is don jazzy.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my sister playing big pun?</div>
<div class='because'>Because we needed another one.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why my mom say I can't have no gun?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I haven't been with no one.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is stars showing elf in august watching elf?</div>
<div class='because'>Because in fact I am walking to find myself.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why he gotta have a baby?</div>
<div class='because'>Because im too hoping maybe.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is it so cold when its almost may?</div>
<div class='because'>Because food crazy went crazy today.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why bother danica why bother?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I go unto my father.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why would you waste money on detox tea?</div>
<div class='because'>Because baby you mean the world to me.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my mom such a liar?</div>
<div class='because'>Because the bus caught on fire.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are my icons always so hazy?</div>
<div class='because'>Because my dad is driving me crazy.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why have I painted my nails baby pink?</div>
<div class='because'>Because until tonight I didn't drink.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why cant I fucking wink?</div>
<div class='because'>Because the kid don't drink.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why im laughing at joon dad but not to kean?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I know what breaking promises mean.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my mom constantly pissed what did I miss?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I know you live I'll put my trust in this.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is aly so quiet where is she?</div>
<div class='because'>Because my sister is pressuring me.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why my mom gotta be gone son?</div>
<div class='because'>Because he found another one.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my sister trying to sing?</div>
<div class='because'>Because it's always the same shit thing.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why would that be my mom?</div>
<div class='because'>Because prayer makes me calm.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my sister faking to be ill?</div>
<div class='because'>Because if I don't keep it real who will.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is everyone talking about smut?</div>
<div class='because'>Because he's still my dad no matter what.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is harry styles a baby giraffe?</div>
<div class='because'>Because it's the halves that halve you in half.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is there children at the cafe?</div>
<div class='because'>Because im a mother everyday.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does everyone call me mom I'm so perplexed?</div>
<div class='because'>Because only when one of us bored then we text.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why would my mom feed me grapes with seeds?</div>
<div class='because'>Because her words do not match her deeds.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why can't I just pass my test?</div>
<div class='because'>Because baby you're the best.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why my mom just hit my thigh?</div>
<div class='because'>Because minor threat that's why.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is granola so hard to chew?</div>
<div class='because'>Because baby all I want is you.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my brother so strange?</div>
<div class='because'>Because shit will never change.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does my brother have two beds?</div>
<div class='because'>Because he doesn't have two heads.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why do they have this stuttering prick on tv?</div>
<div class='because'>Because no my mom would not raise my kid for me.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my brother moaning while tying his shoe?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'm the best in the world at what I do.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my mom pushing for me to be a nun?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'm full of free time to get this shit done.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why are dudes calling me baby and bae?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I got my report card today.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why won't anyone help me with this study guide?</div>
<div class='because'>Because that's how she reacted when her dad died.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why give me your brother?</div>
<div class='because'>Because why not mother.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my mom always trying to fight?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I'm a shitty person tonight.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does everyone call me mom?</div>
<div class='because'>Because apple jacks are the bomb.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why cant cher be my mother?</div>
<div class='because'>Because we miss each other.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why all my notifications just coming through?</div>
<div class='because'>Because she is the reason I do what I do.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is song joong ki so hairless?</div>
<div class='because'>Because lord knows I could careless.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why does this have to be a hard decision?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I just know this kid had a vision.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why is my id tag still jodie chung?</div>
<div class='because'>Because I can't speak my mother tongue.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why did my mom sign me up for this church thing?</div>
<div class='because'>Because your lips just like a poisonous sting.</div>
</div>
<div class='pair'>
<div class='why'>Why the fuck does rich the kid carry a purse?</div>
<div class='because'>Because the second time it's just be much worse.</div>
</div>