npm updates broken in latest (8.6.0), alpine (8.6.0-alpine), boron

[actualben]

Description

Running npm update -g inside node:latest completes but causes npm to break on all subsequent calls.

Similar errors appear in node:alpine and node:boron.

The test command does work with node:argon

Steps to Reproduce

1. Run this command: docker pull node:latest && docker run --rm node:latest sh -c "npm update -g && npm -v"

Expected result

I expected to see the new npm version number printed

Observed result

I get the error: Cannot find module 'npmlog'.

If I run npm install -g npmlog before the update command, the error becomes Cannot find module 'update-notifier'. If I install that, the error becomes Cannot find module 'graceful-fs' and so on, I didn't find the end, even after pre-installing config-chain, inherits, and nopt.

Example transcript

% docker pull node:latest && docker run --rm node:latest sh -c "npm update -g && npm -v"       
latest: Pulling from library/node
Digest: sha256:a8918e06476bef51ab83991aea7c199bb50bfb131668c9739e6aa7984da1c1f6
Status: Image is up to date for node:latest
npm info it worked if it ends with ok
npm info using npm@5.3.0
npm info using node@v8.6.0
npm info attempt registry request try #1 at 02:29:48
[...]
chunk deleted for bug report
[...]
npm info lifecycle npm@5.5.1~postinstall: npm@5.5.1
+ npm@5.5.1
added 73 packages, removed 24 packages and updated 44 packages in 23.12s
npm info ok 
module.js:529
    throw err;
    ^

Error: Cannot find module 'npmlog'
    at Function.Module._resolveFilename (module.js:527:15)
    at Function.Module._load (module.js:476:23)
    at Module.require (module.js:568:17)
    at require (internal/module.js:11:18)
    at /usr/local/lib/node_modules/npm/bin/npm-cli.js:22:13
    at Object.<anonymous> (/usr/local/lib/node_modules/npm/bin/npm-cli.js:92:3)
    at Module._compile (module.js:624:30)
    at Object.Module._extensions..js (module.js:635:10)
    at Module.load (module.js:545:32)
    at tryModuleLoad (module.js:508:12)

[LaurentGoderre]

The issue might be with the -g. See https://github.com/nodejs/docker-node/pull/540/files

[SimenB]

npm@5 is unable to update itself in a docker container. Doing yarn global add npm usually works.

#520 (comment)
#449 (comment)
#450 (comment)

[SimenB]

Closing as this is not actionable on our side, and a workaround has been posted