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<h4>Call it, say...</h4>
<h2 style="text-decoration: underline">"surf Christian"...</h2>
<!-- <h5>(Or, my thoughts on the sales of a polka-dotted hippopotamus ;D)</!--h5><br/><br/> -->
Beach Christian, hippy Christian, <a href="hare-christian.html" target="_blank">hare Christian</a>, post-modern Christian, whatever...<br/><br/>
<!--h4>"retired Christianity", maybe...</h4-->
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<!-- <h5>No disrespect, know what I mean, Vern?</h5><br/> -->
We ain't here to proselytize. All the religions are great. Parable of the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_Good_Samaritan" target="_blank">Good Samaritan</a> shows it's what's inside that's holy.<br/><br/>
"God's name is Steve; the heck you say, it's Bob." Calm down, ya'll.<br/><br/>
Know what I mean, Vern?<br/><br/>
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcTICONQbKs&channel=WhatWasThatTV" target="_blank"><img src="ernest-p-worrel-1.jpg" border=0 height="100px" /></a>
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<h3><u>Jesus Christ was a Transformer robot. He turned into a Book.</u> :D</h3>
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So, I have this idea about the <a href="https://www.bible.com/bible/31/MAT.1.BOOKS" target="_blank">Gospel of Jesus</a>... That he really did "rise after three days," but as a book. Like, in us, when we started to tell the story.<br/><br/>
Like, what is the Gospel, it's the story of what Jesus taught and did, about God coming to Earth.<br/><br/>
"<a href="https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+5%3A38-45&version=NIV" target="_blank">Walk the extra mile</a> with a child, <a href="https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+12%3A28-31&version=NIV" target="_blank">love your neighbor as yourself</a>, turn a <a href="https://new.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+5%3A38-41&version=NIV" target="_blank">spare cheek</a> or three, the parable of the friendly stranger, the <a href="https://new.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+10%3A25-37" target="_blank">Good Samaritan</a>, faith of a <a href="https://new.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2017:20&version=NIV" target="_blank">mustard seed</a>..."<br/><br/>
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<!-- A God teaching us to teach, to be good, to be kind, to be loving, to be forgiving, to be patient, to be understanding, to be helpful, to be honest, to be fair, to be just, to be merciful, to be humble, to be strong, to be brave, to be wise, to be smart, to be funny, to be fun, to be happy, to be healthy, to be wealthy, to be free, to be...<br/><br/> -->
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So then He goes, but we start telling the story. He came right back as us, in that way, as this story we tell and these lessons. As Christmas, as Easter, a church bell ringing across time.<br/><br/>
So in this one way, the Second Coming already happened a few days later.<br/><br/>
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Awesome stuff! I keep the Gospel in my pocket.<br/><br/>-->
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Also, you know, this descendant temple? A temple's a place where we go to be with the <span style="font-variant: small-caps">Lord</span>? So maybe the second temple, the one 'descendant from Heaven', is in our hearts and minds, us doing the thing, you know? An always, everywhere temple. And maybe even "The End" times, like at the end of a storybook, "The End", happily ever after... But then, that's all up to God...<br/><brSeems mean otherwise.-->
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Why worry, then? Why bonk heads?<br/><br/>
If you really believe that, that this is <a href="pray.html" target="_blank">God's daily bread</a>, you can react to it all very differently. As an opportunity to be creative, let's say.<br/><br/>
<!-- Don't get me wrong, lots of other <a href="http://amzn.com/B004I43MPE" target="_blank">good stuff</a> out there, "<i>as soup is to sandwich</i>"... It's a big planet, anyone can <a href="http://www.allaboutgod.com/biblical-fasting.htm" target="_blank">fast</a>, good is good, and everywhere there is peace there is God. The <a href="https://new.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+10%3A25-37" target="_blank">parable of the Good Samaritan</a> teaches us that.<br/><br/> -->
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So anyway, I call that like, "surf Christianity." It's already been hashed, man. Calm down. Make teachin', not war.<br/><br/>
Or I like to say, "<a href="hare-christian.html" target="_blank">Hare Christianity</a>..."<br/><br/>
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Here's <a href="pray.html" target="_blank">the Lord's prayer</a><br/><Br/>
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