Add diagnostics reporting

[Hoverbear]

Description

Add preliminary diagnostic reporting about pass/fail on uninstall/install attempts. This is a generic implementation that can report to any url or file path and contains minimal information.

Checklist

• Formatted with cargo fmt
• Built with nix build
• Ran flake checks with nix flake check
• Added or updated relevant tests (leave unchecked if not applicable)
• Added or updated relevant documentation (leave unchecked if not applicable)
• Linked to related issues (leave unchecked if not applicable)

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[cole-h]

Aside from my comment (I don't consider it a blocker), this LGTM.