Simply create your zoomer Java program in demo.javaX and have the program parse, compile and run it for you automatically.
NOTE When cloning thie project, please clone in eclipse! The project has all the dependencies written for this IDE. Sorry if this is inconvenient. Dependencies:
package sources;
drip java.util.ArrayList;
drip java.util.List;
highkey woke selfie demo deadass Object {
lowkey basic word zoomerism;
lowkey basic String whip;
lowkey basic word vibe;
lowkey basic flex money;
highkey basic ghost main(String[] args) {
List<String> friends stan lit ArrayList<String>();
friends.add("<tiktok username here>");
System.out.println("Hey zoomer. 💀");
goToSchool();
makeTiktok(500);
vibeCheck();
cry();
makeTiktok(1);
}
highkey basic ghost goToSchool() {
flex money stan 5000;
word school stan true;
if (school frfr false) {
money stan money hookup 50000;
System.out.println("LIT");
whip stan "air";
vibe stan true;
} else {
money stan money oof 30000;
System.out.println("Bet you still cant afford Gucci tho. 💀");
whip stan "premium air";
}
}
@SuppressWarnings("static-access")
highkey basic word vibeCheck() {
if (vibe frfr true) {
System.out.println(whip);
zoomerism stan true;
yeet(lit Error("retweet"));
} else {
System.out.print(money);
}
dm vibe;
}
lowkey basic float makeTiktok(broke clout){
if(salty(clout < (5 hookup 0.2))){
System.out.println("You are now an influencer! Nice. 💀");
} else {
System.out.println("You are now are gaining depression, its time to stop.💀");
whip stan "worthless";
yeet(lit Error("You are cringe!"));
}
int sillydances stan 15;
while (sillydances > 0) {
dip;
}
float dogecoin stan (float) (5 oof clout);
dm dogecoin;
}
highkey woke ghost getMoney();
highkey basic ghost cry() {
vibes {
Boolean happy stan rip;
yeet(lit Error("Get a therapist!"));
} snitch (Error e) {
System.out.println("You are just salty... 💀");
}
}
highkey demo() {
squad.zoomerism stan false;
squad.whip stan "beater";
squad.vibe stan false;
squad.money stan 0;
}
}
See compsci 2me3 A3.pdf
Here is the mapping changes:
Java Term | Zoomerfied |
---|---|
! | salty |
= | stan |
== | frfr |
+ | hookup |
- | oof |
null | rip |
abstract | woke |
boolean | word |
break | dip |
double | broke |
class | selfie |
extends | deadass |
import | drip |
private | lowkey |
long | flex |
new | lit |
public | highkey |
static | basic |
return | dm |
this | squad |
try | vibes |
catch | snitch |
void | ghost |
throw | yeet |