MusicHoarders' 2023 April Fools.

About

Tired of your music taking up precious disk space?
Introducing MusicCompressor - a groundbreaking tool that compresses your audio files without any perceptible loss in quality!*

Our proprietary compression algorithm achieves unprecedented results:

As demonstrated by our totally scientific graph, file sizes asymptotically approach zero with each compression step. The more you compress, the more space you save!

Installation & Usage

Install deps by running

npm install
# or use your favourite package manager (like bun)
bun install

and then node ./index run help to look at the help page.

Usage: musiccompressor run [options] <path>
Compresses a folder

Arguments:
  path                  Path of the folder
Options:
  -t, --times <number>  How many times to run the compression, the higher the better. (default: "5")
  -h, --help            display help for command

Testimonials

"I compressed my 500GB music library down to 2KB! Amazing!"

• Totally Real User

"I can't believe how well this works!"

• Another Definitely Real Person