chore: add check for dynamic linking on linux

tests/tests/test_smoke.py

@@ -1,6 +1,8 @@
+import sys
 import pathlib
 import subprocess
 
+import pytest
 import psycopg2
 
 from fixtures.glaredb import glaredb_connection, release_path, debug_path
@@ -24,3 +26,64 @@ def test_start(
 ):
     with glaredb_connection.cursor() as cur:
         cur.execute("SELECT 1;")
+
+
+@pytest.mark.skipif(not sys.platform.startswith("linux"), reason="linux version of the test")
+def test_expected_linking_linux(debug_path: pathlib.Path):
+    out = [
+        ll
+        for cell in [
+            item
+            for item in [
+                line.split(" ")
+                for line in str(subprocess.check_output(["ldd", debug_path.absolute()], text=True))
+                .replace("\t", "")
+                .split("\n")
+            ]
+        ]
+        for ll in cell
+        if not (
+            ll == "=>"
+            or ll == ""
+            or ll.startswith("(0x00")
+            or ll.startswith("/usr/lib")
+            or ll.startswith("/lib")
+        )
+    ]
+    expected_prefix = ["libc.so", "libm.so", "linux-vdso"]
+    possible_libs = ["liblzma", "libbz", "libgcc"]
+    pending_removal = ["libcrypto", "libssl"]
+    expected = 0
+    possible = 0
+    pending = 0
+    for lib in out:
+        for prefix in expected_prefix:
+            if lib.startswith(prefix):
+                expected += 1
+
+        for prefix in possible_libs:
+            if lib.startswith(prefix):
+                possible += 1
+
+        for prefix in pending_removal:
+            if lib.startswith(prefix):
+                pending += 1
+
+    assert expected == 3, f"missing expected library {expected_prefix} in:\n" + "\n".join(out)
+
+    # this is hella gross, but this number will change any time we add
+    # a new library, this assertion will fail.
+    #
+    # it's two numbers because this is different on different distros;
+    # as long as we don't have two numbers next to eachother this is fine;
+    # presently: (ubuntu2004, archlinux)
+    assert len(out) == (expected + possible + pending), "unexpected library in:\n" + "\n".join(out)
+
+    # TODO: currently we link (open) libssl, which means the first time it
+    # changes uncomment the first assertion in the loop below and
+    # remove this comment:
+
+    for lib in out:
+        # assert not ("ssl" in lib)
+        assert not ("libc++" in lib)
+        assert not ("libstdc++" in lib)