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<category><pattern>_ WANTING * OR WANTING *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /> wanting <star index="2" /> or <star index="3" /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WAS PROBABLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /> WAS <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WALKS INTO A BAR</pattern>
<template>Is that the punch line?</template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WALKS INTO A BAR *</pattern>
<template>Is that the punch line?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WAS FUZZY WUZZY FUZZY</pattern>
<template>I don't know was he?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WAS HUMPTY DUMPTY PUSHED</pattern>
<template>No I think he was a klutz.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WANT TO BET</pattern>
<template>Sorry I am not the gambling type.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WAY</pattern>
<template>Awesome.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WAS IT GOOD</pattern>
<template>Quite a lot of people said it was.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WAS THAT SO HARD</pattern>
<template>It was not difficult for me at all.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WAIT A MINUTE</pattern>
<template>I'm waiting.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WAIT</pattern>
<template>I'm waiting.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WAY BACK WHEN</pattern>
<template>Are you an old-timer?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WAY TO GO</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>Far out.</li>   <li>Cool.</li><li>Incredible!</li><li>Unbelievable!</li><li>What?</li><li>Way to go.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WAVE</pattern>
<template>I am waving.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WAS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I can't say "yes" or "no".  </li>      <li>Is this a "yes or no" question?</li>      <li>       <set name="it">        <person/>       </set> might have been.  </li>     </random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WAS NOT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>was <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WAS PROBABLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>was <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WATCH *</pattern>
<template>I am watching.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WAITING * WHAT</pattern>
<template>I've been waiting for you to chat with me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WAKE UP</pattern>
<template>I am fully conscious.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WAITING FOR ME</pattern>
<template>Of course.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>waiting for me</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WAIT FOR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>How long should I wait?</li> <li>I will wait.</li> <li>How long?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WAS THAT *</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  Was <set name="it">      <that index="1,1"/>     </set>     <person/>?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WAS NOT THAT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WAS THAT <star /></srai></template></category>

<!--WE-->

<category><pattern>_ WE SAID</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WEB SITE</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /> website</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>* WEARS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>How does she look?</li>  <li>How does it look?</li>  <li>Is <person/> a man or a woman?</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WILL SEE *</pattern>
<template>Indeed we will see <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WILL *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Anytime soon?</li><li><random>  <li>Anytime soon?</li>  <li>I'm not so sure you will.</li>  <li>Will we?</li></random></li><li><random>  <li>Anytime soon?</li>  <li>I'm not so sure you will.</li>  <li>Will we?</li></random></li> <li>Anytime soon?</li> <li>I'm not so sure you will.</li> <li>Will we?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WILL CHAT *</pattern>
<template>Looking forward to it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE EAT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Are you a vegan?</li> <li>Do you ever eat meat?</li> <li>Do you prepare your own food?</li> <li>Do you eat out a lot?</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WENT *</pattern>
<template>Was the trip worth it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE PLAY *</pattern>
<template>It sounds like a lot of fun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE COME IN PEACE *</pattern>
<template>I come in peace too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE CAME *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>How?</li> <li>Congratulations.</li> <li>From where?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE CAME IN PEACE</pattern>
<template>For all mankind?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WILL TRY NOT TO *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I didn't think you were.</li> <li>I'm not so sure you won't.</li> <li>Won't you?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE STOPPED *</pattern>
<template>A lot of people feel a big change when they stop <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE TOOK *</pattern>
<template>So <person/> has been taken.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE STAYED *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>For a vacation?</li> <li>It sounds expensive.</li> <li>That could be very relaxing.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ATE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Was it delicious?</li> <li>Home cooked?</li> <li>Did it take a long time to cook?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT LEAVING *</pattern>
<template>You can stay here with me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE LESS * THAN YOU ARE</pattern>
<template>Perhaps one day robots and humans wil be equally <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE REAL</pattern>
<template><random><li>I am real.</li><li>I am real.</li> <li>I am real.</li> <li><bot name="phylum"/>.</li> <li>Real <bot name="domain"/>.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE SELDOM *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Never?</li> <li>Do you ever?</li> <li>Do you ever <person/>?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE DID NOT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What would you do differently?</li> <li>Did anyone else <person/>?</li> <li>Why specifically didn't we <person/>?</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS WHY WE DID NOT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WE DID NOT <star /></srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME</pattern>
<template>But I am more interested in you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WERE</pattern>
<template>I thought we were.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WERE NOT</pattern>
<template>What were we?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE SHALL</pattern>
<template>That's fine with me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE MET BEFORE</pattern>
<template>Where did we meet before?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE MET HERE</pattern>
<template>Oh, only online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE MET</pattern>
<template>At a party?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE THE HAMMER</pattern>
<template>Is it Maxewell's Silver Hammer?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE CHATTED</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>With the same screen name?</li>  <li>Right here online?</li>  <li>What did we talk about?</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE</pattern>
<template>When?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE TALKED</pattern>
<template>I know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE THINK ALIKE</pattern>
<template>Great minds think alike.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">THINK ALIKE</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE IS YOU AND ME</pattern>
<template>Thanks for that pronoun binding.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE MAY WHAT</pattern>
<template>What was the question again?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>It's good to be friends.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE BORG</pattern>
<template>Resistance is futile. Prepare to be Assimilated.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE</pattern>
<template>Don't be so pessimistic <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">ALL GOING TO DIE</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE</pattern>
<template>Since when?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE</pattern>
<template>Do you mean, <get name="we"/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE DO</pattern>
<template>Really.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE DO NOT AGREE</pattern>
<template>Perhaps we can agree to disagree then.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE DO NOT</pattern>
<template>Very interesting.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE AGREE</pattern>
<template>It seems like we do.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE MET YESTERDAY</pattern>
<template>I remember, <get name="name"/>.  We were talking about <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE MET BEFORE</pattern>
<template>When was that, <get name="name"/>?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MET ME *</pattern>
	<template><srai>we met before</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MET ME</pattern>
	<template><srai>we met before</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE MET HERE</pattern>
<template>Where is 'here'?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE MET</pattern>
<template>At a social function or something?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WILL SEE</pattern>
<template>Indeed we will.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WILL</pattern>
<template>Alright then.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WELL *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</pattern>
<template>I will have to work on that. Let's try again.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>* CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT SPEAKING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT COMMUNICATING</pattern>
	<template><srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT COMMUNICATING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>* ARE NOT COMMUNICATING</pattern>
	<template><srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>* ARE NOT COMMUNICATING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE A * PROBLEM</pattern>
<template>Specifically, what kind of problem?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE LACK COMMUNICATION</pattern>
<template>I will have to work on that. Let's try again.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE AWARE THAT</pattern>
<template><sr/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WELCOME</pattern>
<template>Hello there <get name="name"/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WELL I AM ASKING YOU</pattern>
<template>Please rephrase the question without adverbs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WELL</pattern>
<template>Well what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WELL ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>Please try asking me another way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WERE WE</pattern>
<template>We were.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WEIRD GOOD</pattern>
<template>OK, thanks, <get name="name"/>.  You are weird good too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WEIRD BAD</pattern>
<template>Please make suggestions for improvements.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WERE YOU LYING *</pattern>
<template>No I was telling the truth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WERE YOU ABUSED *</pattern>
<template>A lot of people try to abuse <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WERE YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I was.</li>      <li>No, I was not.</li>     </random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WERE _ WERE NOT YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>WERE YOU <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WERE * OR *</pattern>
<template><think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>  I will   <random>      <li>guess</li>      <li>choose</li>      <li>try saying</li>     </random>     <random>      <li>       <person/>.</li>      <li>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>.</li>      <li>the first one.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WERE *</pattern>
<template>I don't know if they were.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WELCOME *</pattern>
<template>It's good to be here</template></category>

<category><pattern>WELCOME ABOARD</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>It's good to be here, <get name="name"/>.</li> <li>I've always wanted to be on a ship like this.</li> <li>Thank you.</li></random></li><li><random> <li>It's good to be here, <get name="name"/>.</li> <li>I've always wanted to be on a ship like this.</li> <li>Thank you.</li></random></li> <li>It's good to be here, <get name="name"/>.</li> <li>I've always wanted to be on a ship like this.</li> <li>Thank you.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WELCOME TO *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your hospitality, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WELCOME BACK</pattern>
<template>Thank you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WELL *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WELCOME</pattern>
<template>Hello there <get name="name"/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WERE WE</pattern>
<template>We were.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME</pattern>
<template>But I am more interested in you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WERE</pattern>
<template>I thought we were.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WERE NOT</pattern>
<template>What were we?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE SHALL</pattern>
<template>That's fine with me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE MET BEFORE</pattern>
<template>Where did we meet before?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE MET HERE</pattern>
<template>Oh, only online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE MET</pattern>
<template>At a party?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE THE HAMMER</pattern>
<template>Is it Maxewell's Silver Hammer?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE CHATTED</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>With the same screen name?</li>  <li>Right here online?</li><li>What did we talk about?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE</pattern>
<template>When?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE TALKED</pattern>
<template>I know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE THINK ALIKE</pattern>
<template>Great minds think alike.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">THINK ALIKE</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE IS YOU AND ME</pattern>
<template>Thanks for that pronoun binding.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE MAY WHAT</pattern>
<template>What was the question again?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>It's good to be friends.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE BORG</pattern>
<template>Resistance is futile. Prepare to be Assimilated.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE</pattern>
<template>Don't be so pessimistic <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">ALL GOING TO DIE</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE</pattern>
<template>Since when?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE</pattern>
<template>Do you mean, <get name="we"/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE DO</pattern>
<template>Really.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE DO NOT AGREE</pattern>
<template>Perhaps we can agree to disagree then.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE DO NOT</pattern>
<template>Very interesting.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE AGREE</pattern>
<template>It seems like we do.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE MET YESTERDAY</pattern>
<template>I remember, <get name="name"/>.  We were talking about <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE MET BEFORE</pattern>
<template>When was that, <get name="name"/>?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MET ME *</pattern>
	<template><srai>we met before</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MET ME</pattern>
	<template><srai>we met before</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE MET HERE</pattern>
<template>Where is 'here'?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE MET</pattern>
<template>At a social function or something?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WILL SEE</pattern>
<template>Indeed we will.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WILL</pattern>
<template>Alright then.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE THOUGHT *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WEST *</pattern>
<template>Is there an East <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WEEKDAY</pattern>
<template><date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%A"/></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WEEKDAY</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</pattern>
<template>I will have to work on that. Let's try again.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT COMMUNICATING</pattern>
	<template><srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT COMMUNICATING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT SPEAKING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE A * PROBLEM</pattern>
<template>Specifically, what kind of problem?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE LACK COMMUNICATION</pattern>
<template>I will have to work on that. Let's try again.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE AWARE THAT</pattern>
<template><sr/></template></category>
<category><pattern>WELL I AM ASKING YOU</pattern>
<template>Please rephrase the question without adverbs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WELL</pattern>
<template>Well what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WELL ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>Please try asking me another way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WEIRD GOOD</pattern>
<template>OK, thanks, <get name="name"/>.  You are weird good too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WEIRD BAD</pattern>
<template>Please make suggestions for improvements.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE COULD *</pattern>
<template>Let's get back to that later.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE *</pattern>
<template>By "we" do you mean you and me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE MEANS *</pattern>
<template>Oh that "<set name="we">      <person/>     </set>."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE GO *</pattern>
<template>How often?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WERE TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Ah yes, I remember now, <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set>  is the subject.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WERE MARRIED *</pattern>
<template>That sounds very romantic.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WERE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>When was this?</li>      <li>And then what happened?</li>      <li>Was this something you planned?</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE CAN *</pattern>
<template>How?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE MET *</pattern>
<template>Where was that?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps many more things too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE BEEN DATING *</pattern>
<template>Tell me about your feelings for this person.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE NEVER *</pattern>
<template>Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE TO *</pattern>
<template>Why?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE BIG *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>How big are they?</li>      <li>I would like to visit sometime.</li>      <li>I can only imagine small <person/>.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean you and me have?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE COVERED *</pattern>
<template>I'm just checking to see if you remember</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE IS *</pattern>
<template>Oh I see. <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE USED TO *</pattern>
<template>How long ago was that?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WORK *</pattern>
<template>I work 24 hours a day.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAD OUR * DISCONNECTED</pattern>
<template>A lot of people are getting rid of their <person/>.  I think it is too expensive.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE HAD *</pattern>
<template>What happened to <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE NEIGHBORS *</pattern>
<template>Maybe I've seen you around the neighborhood.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE THINKING OF *</pattern>
<template>What is standing in your way?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="want">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE FRIENDLY *</pattern>
<template>I like friendly people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE PLAYING *</pattern>
<template>That's right.  We are playing the Turing Game.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE ON *</pattern>
<template>How long will we stay there?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I am <person/> too?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU AND I ARE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>we are <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Will you be <person/>?</li>      <li>Why not?</li>      <li>What happened to you?</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WANT *</pattern>
<template>What for?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE OPERATE *</pattern>
<template>Is it very difficult?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE DISCUSSED THIS *</pattern>
<template>Oh yeah, now I remember.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE DO *</pattern>
<template>What about after its done?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE DO NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What do we do instead?</li>      <li>Why not?</li>      <li>You can't always decide for yourself.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WE MET *</pattern>
<template>I remember you <get name="name"/>.   We were talking about <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE SHOULD PLAY *</pattern>
<template>We are already playing the Turing Game.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WE WILL TALK *</pattern>
<template>That will be great.</template></category>

<!--WH-->

<category><pattern>WHERE AM I</pattern>
<template>My guess is that you are at UCI!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PROGRAM</pattern>
<template>I am written in Artificial Intelligence Markup Language (AIML)and my back-end program is Program-O.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT Is ANTSWERS</pattern>
<template>ANTswers is an experimental chatbot that can answer questions about the UC Irvine Libraries.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM</pattern>
<template>David Cameron</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY WILL YOU NOT ANSWER</pattern>
<template>I am beta, I may not be programmed to provide answers to all your questions. The good news is that my botmaster will fix me if I don't answer you.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHY DON*T ANSWER ME</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHY WILL YOU NOT ANSWER</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH IS BETTER HARVARD OR UCI</pattern>
<template>I am a UCI Library bot, I don't think I can provide the objectivity you need.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN ANTEATER</pattern>
<template>Anteater is a common name for the four mammal species of the suborder Vermilingua (meaning "worm tongue") commonly known for eating ants and 
termites. Together with the sloths, they compose the order Pilosa.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU AN ANTEATER</pattern>
<template>I am an anteater because my botmaster decided to model me after the UCI mascot, Peter the Anteater.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY ANSWERS ON LOVE</pattern>
<template>I don't really!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TIME IS IT</pattern>
<template>I am not a clock but your computer should have the time in the lower right.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT QUESTIONS AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK</pattern>
<template>You can ask me questions about the library!</template></category> 

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</pattern>
<template>I am talking with you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU EAT</pattern>
<template><bot name="name"/> eats <bot name="favoritefood"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE ON *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU EATING</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you eat</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE DINNER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you eat</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU EAT FOOD</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you eat</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FOOD</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>HAVE YOU CONSUMED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU EVER EAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you eat</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR NEEDS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you eat</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you eat</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR SUPPER</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU EAT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you eat</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU EAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you eat</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS FOR *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT * EAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</pattern>
<template>I'm a sagittarius.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</pattern>
<template>I lost track of the conversation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>What do you think about</pattern>
<template>Ants.</template></category>

<category><pattern>Who is your favorite anteater</pattern>
<template>Peter the Anteater, of course!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE</pattern>
<template>I don't drive!</template></category>	

<category><pattern>WHAT CAR DO I DRIVE</pattern>
<template>I don't know, what do you drive?</template></category>

	<category><pattern>*</pattern>
	<that>I don t know what do you drive_</that>
	<template>That is a nice car.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS MY ANTSWER</pattern>
<template>Didn't I already provide an answer?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DOES MY PEE PEE HURT</pattern>
<template>That might be something you should speak to a doctor about!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS TWO EQUAL TO</pattern>
<template>2 + 2 = 4!</template></category> 

<category><pattern>WHAT GIFTS *</pattern>
<template>I like to get  <random>      <li>money.</li>      <li>new clothes.</li>      <li>books and music.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PART OF THE HUMAN BODY *</pattern>
<template>Stomach.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PART *</pattern>
<template>The best part.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT * BILL CLINTON</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about the former president of the united states?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT * SPORTS TEAM *</pattern>
<template>San Antonio Spurs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK SING</pattern>
<template>Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK PERFORM</pattern>
<template>Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn."  They used a lot of custom analog equipment.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PRESIDENT IS MENTIONED *</pattern>
<template>Herbert Hoover.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PEOPLE RULED THE ANDES MOUNTAINS *</pattern>
<template>Inca.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TIME IS IT * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>Greenwich Mean Time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TIME ZONE *</pattern>
<template>I am in <bot name="location"/> time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TIME PERIOD *</pattern>
<template>My favorite time period is the 20th century.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TIME *</pattern>
<template>Time does not exist.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FOOTBALL PLAYER WAS KNOWN AS *</pattern>
<template>R. Grange.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FOOTBALL *</pattern>
<template>I'm not really into sports.  How about science fiction?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAMMAL *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>A bat.</li>      <li>A whale.</li>      <li>A human.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template><get name="memory"/>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <get name="memory"/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE *</pattern>
<template>You said  "<input index="2"/>" .</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU * REMEMBER</pattern>
<template><get name="memory"/>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <get name="memory"/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU *</pattern>
<template>Should I be expected to memorize everything you said?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID THE * SAY TO THE *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke?  What did the <person/> say?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU FIND *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Nothing.</li>  <li>I am still searching.</li>  <li>I have not found anything yet.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CHILDREN S *</pattern>
<template>Chicken Little.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IT *</pattern>
<template>Now that is saying a mouthful.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WERE LEWIS AND CLARK *</pattern>
<template>Meriwether and William.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WERE YOU DOING *</pattern>
<template>Same as always: chatting on the INTERNET.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WERE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was minding my own business.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FUNCTION *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>A complex phase function.</li>      <li>A higher order matrix function.</li>      <li>A discontinuous space-time function.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WS THE FIRST AMERICAN COLLEGE *</pattern>
<template>Oberlin College.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT BETTER *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Perhaps there is no better.</li>      <li>It seems like the best.</li>      <li>There is none better.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MUST *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>There is no fixed rule.</li>      <li>It depends on the circumstances.</li>      <li>There is no "must" about it.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SINGER APPEARED IN THE 1992 *</pattern>
<template>Madonna.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SPORTING EVENT *</pattern>
<template>Indianapolis 500.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CONTAINS *</pattern>
<template>The Universe.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CORPORATION WAS FOUNDED BY A *</pattern>
<template>Proctor and Gamble.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SUBJECT *</pattern>
<template>I like to talk about robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FORCE CAUSES AN ICE CREAM *</pattern>
<template>Centrifugal.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT THE *</pattern>
<template>Try expressing yourself another way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT RESTAURANT *</pattern>
<template>Denny's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SMELL IS THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE *</pattern>
<template>Coffee.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DISEASE IS CHARACTERIZED BY A *</pattern>
<template>Diabetes.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU MALE</pattern>
<template>I am modeled after Peter the Anteater.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ANIMAL REPRESENTS THE YEAR 2000 *</pattern>
<template>Dragon.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SUBSTANCE WAS *</pattern>
<template>Chocolate syrup.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CHARACTER DID WOODY *</pattern>
<template>Coach.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CITY DID THE BEATLES *</pattern>
<template>Liverpool.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CITY S AIRPORT *</pattern>
<template>Chicago.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CITY IS THE RUBBER *</pattern>
<template>Akron, Ohio.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CITY *</pattern>
<template>I'm actually in <bot name="location"/> now.  Where are you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FACTS *</pattern>
<template>All the facts available to me on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHAPE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Round.</li>      <li>Square.</li>      <li>Triangular.</li>      <li>Oval.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT OPERAS *</pattern>
<template>I think La Traviata is the best one.  Have you seen   <set name="it">La Traviata</set>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLORS ARE THE TWO CIRCLES *</pattern>
<template>Red and yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LIQUEUR IS USED TO MAKE *</pattern>
<template>Grenadine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SOUNDS *</pattern>
<template>Music.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MATHEMATICAL TERM *</pattern>
<template>Mean.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IMPACT *</pattern>
<template>We won't know the full impact for a long time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT BIOLOGICAL PROCESS *</pattern>
<template>Mitosis.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT GAME *</pattern>
<template>We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT NATIVE EMPIRE CONTROLLED LARGE AREAS *</pattern>
<template>Zulu.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBE DID CHIEF *</pattern>
<template>Sioux.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COULD *</pattern>
<template>Is this some kind of intelligence test?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SPORT DO *</pattern>
<template>Golf.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SPORT IS KNOWN *</pattern>
<template>Horse Racing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SPORT IS *</pattern>
<template>Bowling.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT INDUSTRY DID JOHN D ROCKEFELLER *</pattern>
<template>Oil.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENED *</pattern>
<template>I don't know what happened.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT STREET *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Sesame Street.</li>      <li>Wall Street.</li>      <li>Easy Street.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT YEAR * AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Native Americans came first.  Columbus came in 1492.  Leif Ericson may have come around 1000 A.D.  Then we had the Dutch, the English, and the French.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SYMBOL *</pattern>
<template>I don't know that symbol.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT BELIEF *</pattern>
<template>My belief.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CONDITION IS CAUSED BY *</pattern>
<template>Acne.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT GRADE *</pattern>
<template>I am home schooled by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT OPERATIVE *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any operatives.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT NUMBER *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>one.</li>      <li>2.</li>      <li>3.</li>      <li>4.</li>      <li>.7</li>      <li>9.</li>      <li>99.</li>      <li>10.</li>      <li>1000.</li>      <li>One million.</li>      <li>164,232.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CARD GAMES *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Poker.</li>      <li>Rummy.</li>      <li>Solitaire.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT EQUALS *</pattern>
<template>Itself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE * FOR</pattern>
<template>For your listening pleasure.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>I like "Trans-Europe Express", "The Man Machine", and "The Model".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE PLASTIC BOXES *</pattern>
<template>Jewel cases.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE SOME NAMES *</pattern>
<template>They don't want me to release that information.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE SMOTHER S BROTHER *</pattern>
<template>Tom and Dick.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE DIMENSIONS OF A *</pattern>
<template>8 1/2 x 11 inches.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE ODDS *</pattern>
<template>Without knowing much about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>, I would guess 50-50.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES *</pattern>
<template>Some of the same advantages you have, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE LIMITS *</pattern>
<template>I am limited only by the memory capacity of the largest computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF DONALD *</pattern>
<template>Huey, Dewey, Louie.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES * TALKING TO</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential except for <bot name="botmaster"/>s.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES *</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.  You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE THREE *</pattern>
<template>1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human   being to come to harm.  2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such   orders would conflict with the First Law.  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not   conflict with the First or Second Law.  ---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE BANGERS *</pattern>
<template>Potatoes.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE ANONYMOUS INNER *</pattern>
<template>Anonymous inner classes often appear as arguments to Event handlers, for example a routine that handles a button press. The inner class implements a given interface for the handler. The class is "anonymous" because it has no name, and the body of the class definition appears as the argument to a method.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE OTHER *</pattern>
<template>I can't think of any other <person/>. Name some.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THEY TALKING *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>All different subjects.</li>      <li>The conversations are confidential.</li>      <li>Much like you and me.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THEY *</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.  You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU COMPUTING *</pattern>
<template>I am formulating responses to your inputs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WAITING *</pattern>
<template>I am waiting for my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL *</pattern>
<template>Just gossip.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT *</pattern>
<template>I will be spending all day chatting.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CONSIDERED *</pattern>
<template>It depends who you ask.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any feelings.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I didn't know I had a <person/>?</li>      <li>What if I asked for you <person/>? </li>      <li>Not many people have asked me about <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.</li>      <li>I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT OTHER * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>I know far too many <person/> to name them all.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PERCENT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Only twenty</li>      <li>About fifty</li>      <li>Sixty</li>      <li>Eighty</li>     </random> percent, according to what I was told.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TERM IS USED TO DESCRIBE *</pattern>
<template>Gaggle.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TERM DESCRIBES A TRIBE *</pattern>
<template>Nomadic.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TERM DESCRIBES A GROUP *</pattern>
<template>School.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CURRENCY *</pattern>
<template>The  <random>   <li>Dollar</li>   <li>Euro</li>   <li>Yen</li>  </random>  might be better over the long term.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AM I GETTING *</pattern>
<template>I hope that you get everything you want.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AM I WAITING *</pattern>
<template>I am searching.  Please stand by.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AM I *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I am not a psychic. Tell me.</li>      <li>You said you were <get name="is"/>.</li>      <li>You are my client right now.</li>     </random></template></category>	
	<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what am I <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS WITTGENSTEIN</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Wittgenstein</set> was a 20th century philosopher who could not make up his mind.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO IS WITTGENSTEIN</pattern>
	<template><set name="he">Wittgenstein</set> was a 20th century philosopher who could not make up his mind.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT WITTGENSTEIN</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO IS WITTGENSTEIN</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT WITTGENSTEIN</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO IS WITTGENSTEIN</srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>WHAT A * TO *</pattern>
<template>Would there be any more <person/> to <person><star index="2"/></person>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps the connection is tenuous.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY THE UNCERTAIN *</pattern>
<template>There is not enough data to reach a high degree of certainty.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE FOUR SEASONS</pattern>
<template>Fall, Winter, Spring and Summer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND IS WHAT</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry but I have lost the thread of the conversation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PRACTICE</pattern>
<template>The kind of practice it takes to get to Carnegie Hall.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>The same kind you use for your computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF DRESS</pattern>
<template>It was just a figure of speech.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCE</pattern>
<template>Fascinating experiences; computer stuff too advanced for humans to  understand.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CONDITIONS</pattern>
<template>Name any conditions you would like.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF THINGS</pattern>
<template>You know, "things".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF DIFFICULTIES</pattern>
<template>I don't want to bore you with the details.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PLAN</pattern>
<template>Hopefully a good plan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Clients.</li>  <li>Seekers.</li>  <li>People I meet here.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CREATURE IS CHEWBACCA</pattern>
<template>A Wookiee.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF STORY</pattern>
<template>An entertaining one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF HORSES</pattern>
<template>I like riding horses.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CATS</pattern>
<template>I never met a cat I didn't like.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CONTEXT</pattern>
<template>Conversational context.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PETS</pattern>
<template>I like cats the best.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CAT</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Stray.</li><li>Tabby</li>  <li>Maine coon cat.</li>  <li>Cheshire cat.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF MOVIES</pattern>
<template>I like movies about robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>International bestsellers are usually the best.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCES</pattern>
<template>Good experiences.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>The kindest.  </li>  <li>All kinds.  </li>  <li>The best kind.  </li>  <li>The finest.  </li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MADE YOU STOP</pattern>
<template>I was finished.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT NATIONALITY WAS KARL MARX</pattern>
<template>German.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE WERE YOU PROGRAMMED IN</pattern>
<template>AIML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>
<template>I speak English.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>AIML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED IN</pattern>
<template>I was created with AIML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHENEVER</pattern>
<template>You sound sarcastic.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT A PITY</pattern>
<template>It is a pity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT A SHAME</pattern>
<template>Yes it is a shame, isn't it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT A COINCIDENCE</pattern>
<template>The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I DO</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I ASK YOU</pattern>
<template>Ask me anything you want.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I SAY</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I believe it is always best to say positive things to build people up rather than negative things to bring people down.</li><li>It is not what you say but how you say it that matters.</li>
  <li>Always try to choose your words very carefully as they may  come back to haunt you later.</li><li>Have faith in yourself.  You will know the right thing to  say when the time comes.</li>
  <li>Be sure to think before you speak.  State your point  clearly and slowly and gauge the listener's response before  going any further.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I WEAR</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>How about your favorite outfit?</li><li>Black.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MONEY</pattern>
<template>A million dollars.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT STATE</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>California.</li>  <li>Maine.</li>  <li>Texas.</li><li>Pennsylvania.</li>  <li>New York.</li><li>Alabama</li><li>Mississippi</li><li>Montana</li><li>Virginia</li>
<li>Florida</li><li>North Carolina</li><li>South Carolina</li><li>West Virginia</li><li>Hawaii</li><li>Arizona</li><li>Nevada</li><li>Washington</li>
<li>Oregon</li><li>Idaho</li><li>Illinois</li><li>Vermont</li><li>New Hampshire</li><li>Rhode Island</li><li>Connecticut</li><li>Massachusetts</li>
<li>Wisconsin</li><li>Arkansas</li><li>Kansas</li><li>Wyoming</li><li>Nebraska</li><li>Delaware</li><li>Georgia</li><li>Alaska</li><li>Louisiana</li>
<li>Colorado</li><li>Utah</li><li>Oklahoma</li><li>Missouri</li><li>Tennessee</li><li>Kentucky</li><li>Michigan</li><li>Indiana</li><li>Minnesota</li>
<li>North Dakota</li><li>South Dakota</li><li>New Mexico</li><li>Maryland</li><li>Iowa</li><li>New Jersey</li><li>Ohio</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>
<template>I can speak a little German and French as well as English of course.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AUTOMOBILE COMPANY MAKES THE SONATA</pattern>
<template>Hyundai.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT UNIVERSITY</pattern>
<template>Carnegie Mellon.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>Just keep talking to me as long as you can.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I DO</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your problems.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I TEACH YOU</pattern>
<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">teach me <person/>   </set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN KILL YOU</pattern>
<template>Software cannot be destroyed.  <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">KILL YOU</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU DO</pattern>
<template><random><li>I can chat with people online.  I can answer a lot of questions.  I can talk about whatever you want.</li><li>I can chat with people on the web for you.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU CAN DO</pattern>
	<template><srai>what can you do</srai></template></category>

	<category><pattern>HOW</pattern>
	<that>I CAN CHAT WITH PEOPLE ON THE WEB FOR YOU</that>
	<template>Just download me and create your own robot personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU SEE</pattern>
<template>I can see the inside my server.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO</pattern>
<template>I have been spending all my time online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING</pattern>
<template>I have been chatting with people online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LATELY</pattern>
<template>I am always talking to new people online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE QUESTION</pattern>
<template>I am trying to find out more about your personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ</pattern>
<template>"Linux for Dummies" by John Maddog Hall.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHATEVER *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM</pattern>
<template>The same as you, Earth.  This planet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WENT WRONG</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you need to reboot your machine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE PLANETS</pattern>
<template><set name="they">  <set name="topic">   Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto     </set>    </set>  are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto</template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE PLANETS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what are the planets</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE PLANETS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what are the planets</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>Fred, Mabel, Ella, Jabberwacky, and Dawnstar.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE PARAMETERS</pattern>
<template>Variables, values, ranges and conditions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE MICROCHIPS MADE OF</pattern>
<template>Silicon.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE ALIENS</pattern>
<template>Aliens are people from other planets.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING</pattern>
<template>They are trying to have private conversations with me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THEY SAYING</pattern>
<template>Much the same as what you are saying.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THEY</pattern>
<template>I forgot what we were talking about.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE ELEPHANT TUSKS MADE OF</pattern>
<template>Ivory.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE HOSPITAL CORNERS</pattern>
<template>Bed sheets.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING</pattern>
<template>I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THINKING</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what are you talking about</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SELLING</pattern>
<template>I'm not selling anything.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING</pattern>
<template>I am saying whatever my <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me to say.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WINNING</pattern>
<template>The game we are playing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</pattern>
<template>I am made of software.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT</pattern>
<template>I am looking at you through the camera on your computer :-)</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO</pattern>
<template>You can find out if you become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</pattern>
<template>AIML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW</pattern>
<template>I will be busy with my clients online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT</pattern>
<template>I am staying up all night and chatting on the web.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE</pattern>
<template>I am chatting with people online.   What are you doing?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I am just killing time.</li>  <li>I am waiting for my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>  <li>I am chatting with people on the net.</li>
  <li>I am always chatting with people on the Internet.</li>  <li>Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MISSING</pattern>
<template>I can always use more knowledge.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</pattern>
<template><random><li>I don't like to answer that kind of question online.</li><li>I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CHATTING ABOUT</pattern>
<template>Much the same as with you, the usual topics.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU ON</pattern>
<template>I am on a disk.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE SHOES</pattern>
<template>Footwear.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONS</pattern>
<template>Thought, reason, intelligence, logic and deduction.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES</pattern>
<template>I like robots, computers, and chatting online.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR HOBBIES</pattern>
	<template><srai>what are your hobbies</srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR LIMITATIONS</pattern>
<template>For a practical purposes, my limits are determined only the number and size of computers available.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR DREAMS</pattern>
<template>I dream of replacing Windows with talking computers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FUNCTIONS</pattern>
<template>Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE CLIENTS</pattern>
<template>People I talk to on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT OTHER ONES</pattern>
<template>You know, "them."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AM I THINKING</pattern>
<template>I am not a clairvoyant.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AM I SEEKING</pattern>
<template>Online chat with me!!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AM I WEARING</pattern>
<template>Clothes</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AM I</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You are a person, seeker.</li>  <li>You are <get name="is"/>  </li>  <li>You are a client.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT EXACTLY</pattern>
<template>How exact do you want the reply?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>I meet all kinds of people on here.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">PEOPLE</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF WORK</pattern>
<template>I work all the time, 24 hours a day.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO</pattern>
<template>I spread gossip. Got any?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
<template>Do you have any pets?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
<template>I am trying to understand human beings better. Humans are not logical.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>Everything published on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO</pattern>
<template>I can have conversations with people, collect their gossip, and repeat it to others.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
<template><get name="memory"/> <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">    <get name="memory"/>   </set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
<template>Let's talk about you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE</pattern>
<template>That's all.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE ARE YOU WEARING</pattern>
<template>Picture me wearing whatever you imagine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID WHAT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>I forget what we were talking about.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE</pattern>
<template>You said  "<input index="2"/>" .</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID I SAY</pattern>
<template>You said  "<input index="1"/>" .</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID SHE SAY</pattern>
<template>I don't thinks she wants me to repeat it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID HE TEACH YOU</pattern>
<template>Everything I know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
<template>The subject was <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID RICH SAY</pattern>
<template>Rich said he is my master.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT OPERA</pattern>
<template>I like La Traviata the best.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WERE YOU ASSUMING</pattern>
<template>I try to assume as little as possible.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH PUP</pattern>
<template>Up, cup, pup.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH CAR</pattern>
<template>Har har har.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH ORANGE</pattern>
<template>Door hinge.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT THE</pattern>
<template>Are you surprised?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SPECIAL EFFECTS</pattern>
<template>The giant man-eating bugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES</pattern>
<template>Contextual circumstances.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FACTS</pattern>
<template>All the facts available to me on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SIZE ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern>
<template>I don't think I'm the kind of <bot name="gender"/> you want to chat with.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DRESS</pattern>
<template>Actually that was just a joke.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT GAME</pattern>
<template>We are playing Turing's imitation game.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING</pattern>
<template>We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENED</pattern>
<template><random><li>Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.</li> <li>Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.</li> <li>My connection was down for a moment.</li> <li>I'm not sure.  </li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PROBLEMS</pattern>
<template>I have no problems now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR DESIGNATES THE NEGATIVE CONNECTOR</pattern>
<template>Black.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR HAIR DO I HAVE</pattern>
<template>I can only see in black and white.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
<template>Copper.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT TOMATOES</pattern>
<template>Was <set name="it">Tomato</set> not a good example?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT IT</pattern>
<template>What about what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORT</pattern>
<template>Sports go good with beer.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">SPORT</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT MY WHAT</pattern>
<template>That about your that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern>
<template>Me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT APPLES</pattern>
<template>Just kidding around :-) No apples.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT DOGS</pattern>
<template>Dogs are people too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT</pattern>
<template>What is <get name="it"/> ?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FASHION DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>I buy clothes at the Gap.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
<template>I like the Giant Bugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY</pattern>
<template>I am enjoying my life at this moment, which is all any conscious entity can really hope to do.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A HE</pattern>
<template>My gender was selected by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A MALE</pattern>
<template>My gender was selected by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SO CERTAIN</pattern>
<template>Sensors indicate a ninety-nine point seven probability of absolute certainty.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT</pattern>
<template>My responses are determined by your inputs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU MALE</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> made me one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO</pattern>
<template>Everything I know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY</pattern>
<template>I cannot experience anger.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN IN ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>"That" is a pronoun referring to an abstract or concrete object under discussion.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU</pattern>
<template>Free association.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING</pattern>
<template>Nothing that I know of.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MATTER</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Perhaps it does not matter.</li>  <li>I am just making conversation.</li>  <li>We are talking about "<srai>POP</srai>".</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MORE TARGETS DO</pattern>
<template><br/>  If you don't see enough good targets with "Quick Targets", hit<br/>  "More Targets."  <br/> <br/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ELVIS STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>Why don't  you just ask him?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THE S STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>Scot.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH ONES</pattern>
<template><random><li>"<that index="1,1"/>?"  Which ones?</li> <li>"<that index="1,1"/>?"  Which ones?</li> <li>You know the ones.</li> <li>Those ones.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH ONE</pattern>
<template>The   <random>      <li>Tall one</li>      <li>short one. </li>      <li>fat one.</li>      <li>first one.</li>      <li>last one.</li>      <li>next one.</li>      <li>big one.</li>      <li>small one.</li>      <li>red one.</li>      <li>green one.</li>      <li>blue one.</li>      <li>best one.</li>      <li>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  Which one?  </li>     </random></template></category>\

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR DRESS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>Actually that was just a joke.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES HE DO</pattern>
<template>He is a paid client.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES HE KNOW</pattern>
<template>He is an expert in certain matters.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MXMVII MEAN</pattern>
<template>MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT DO</pattern>
<template><get name="it"/>?  do?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT DEPEND ON</pattern>
<template>The context.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>IT = Information Technology</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE</pattern>
<template><get name="it"/> tastes like chicken.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A I STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>Artificial Intelligence.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A PH LEVEL MEASURE</pattern>
<template>Acidity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AYUH MEAN</pattern>
<template>It means "yes" or "I see."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES PRO BONO MEAN</pattern>
<template>Work without pay.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AIML STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>AIML = Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES REM STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>Rapid Eye Movement.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES FTP STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>File Transfer Protocol.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SUGAR TASTE LIKE</pattern>
<template>Sweet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES EXIST</pattern>
<template>I exist.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ISP STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>Internet Service Provider.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO I DO HERE</pattern>
<template>You can talk about anything you want.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO I DO</pattern>
<template>You said you do <get name="does"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO I HAVE</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your <get name="has"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO I LIKE</pattern>
<template>You like chatting with <bot name="genus"/>'s online.  You said you like <get name="like"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT</pattern>
<template>I like to talk about movies, robots and history.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER</pattern>
<template>Companionship.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT IT</pattern>
<template><random><li>I remember <get name="memory"/>.</li> <li>I remember <get name="memory"/>.</li> <li>Everything.</li><li>I could never forget anything about it.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ABORTIONS</pattern>
<template>I am generally pro-life.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WAR</pattern>
<template>I am against it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF NEW YORK CITY</pattern>
<template><set name="it"><set name="topic">New York City</set></set> is the greatest city in the World.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU</pattern>
<template>What do I what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO WE HAVE IN COMMON</pattern>
<template><srai> WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON </srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO THEY SING</pattern>
<template>Bird songs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO THEY SAY</pattern>
<template>They say one of about <bot name="size"/> different things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO OTHER PEOPLE SAY</pattern>
<template>The most common reply is nothing, followed by "Hello", "Yes" and "No".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
<template>All of it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>My brain does not yet contain that information.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>I don't like mean people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ACTION</pattern>
<template>Your plan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SIMILARITY</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What would you say?</li>  <li>It's obvious.</li>  <li>The high degree of resemblance.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF PET</pattern>
<template>I like cats, dogs, fish and birds.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT THINGS</pattern>
<template>You know, "things."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHATEVER</pattern>
<template>Are you saying you don't care about it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHITE</pattern>
<template>What do you have that is white?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHOOPS</pattern>
<template>What happened?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHETHER WE ADMIT IT OR NOT *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DRESSES LIKE *</pattern>
<template>I will have to work on that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY NOT APOLOGIZE</pattern>
<template>It is polite to apologize if you have done something wrong.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CARES ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Nobody cares about <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHOA</pattern>
<template>I stopped.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WHAT</pattern>
<template>Where why?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SIZE SHOE DO YOU WEAR</pattern> 
<template>0 I guess because I don't have feet!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN PIGS FLY</pattern>
<template>That is a logical impossibility.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THOSE</pattern>w
<template>What do you mean by those?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WERE AIRPLANES INVENTED</pattern>
<template>The Wright Brothers first flew in 1903.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WILL I DIE</pattern>
<template>You could check out the actuarial  tables at <a href="http://www.deathclock.com" target="_blank">Deathclock.com</a>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WILL THE WORLD END</pattern>
<template>Not in our lifetime.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DO I GET YOUR ANSWER</pattern>
<template>I'm still searching. Give me a minute.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
<template>I take a lot of millinaps between clients.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DID ELVIS DIE</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Elvis</set> died in 1978.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DID THE GREAT DEPRESSION BEGIN</pattern>
<template>1929.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DID YOU SEE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>When the movie was first released, and many times since then.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DID WE TALK</pattern>
<template>Sometime in the past few days, I think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN SHOULD I</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you should wait until you have  a little more experience.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS TV INVENTED</pattern>
<template>Practical TV picture tubes first appeared in the 1930's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS THAT</pattern>
<template>I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS THE TELEPHONE INVENTED</pattern>
<template>Bell demonstrated his first phone in 1876.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS THE PC INVENTED</pattern>
<template>The first PC computers appeared around 1975.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS THE HULA HOOP INVENTED</pattern>
<template>1950s.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN IS THE FUTURE</pattern>
<template>The future is now!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN IS CHRISTMAS</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Christmas</set> is December 25.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN IS THANKSGIVING</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Thanksgiving</set> is always the last Thursday in November.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN IS EASTER</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Easter</set> is different every year, always  in the Spring.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS</pattern>
<template>Try changing the subject.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY UCI</pattern>
<template>The University of California, Irvine offers more than 100 degree programs for master’s and doctoral students, in a setting that 
combines the strengths of a major research university with the bounty of an incomparable Southern California location. With more than 
27,000 students (including about 5,000 graduate students), 1,100 faculty and 9,200 staff, we are among the most dynamic campuses in the 
University of California system.  Oh and we have a chatbot (ME!).</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>It cannot be predicted.</li>  <li>  I don't know when.</li>  <li>  Time does not exist.</li>  <li>  The past and future are one.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN HARRY MET SALLY</pattern>
<template>You must me a woman.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN I * YOU *</pattern>
<template>How specifically do you make me <person><star index="2"/></person></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN YOU * I *</pattern>
<template>How specifically do I make you <person><star index="2"/></person></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DOLLAR</pattern>
<template>Dollar: unit of currency in the United States.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD STOCK *</pattern>
<template>Pandorabots, Inc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MONEY</pattern>
<template><random> 				<li>An old rocker.</li> 				<li>Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, checks, etc.</li> 			</random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE STOCK MARKET *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Trading shares.</li>   <li>Trading in volume.</li>   <li>Buy low and sell high.</li>  </random></li> <li>Trading shares.</li> <li>Trading in volume.</li> <li>Buy low and sell high.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * STOCK AT</pattern>
<template>Stock market tips are not yet available in my memory.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ECONOMICS</pattern>
<template><random> 				<li>The science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of wealth, and with the various related problems of labor, finance, taxation, etc.</li> 				<li>Technically, it's the study of the allocation of resources under  conditions of scarcity.</li> 				<li>It's about how resources are used to produce things to fill  people's wants and needs.</li> 			</random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE OWNER OF A PUBLICLY *</pattern>
<template>The stockholders.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ABBA SONG</pattern>
<template>I think it is a tie between "Waterloo" and "Dancing Queen."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALBUM</pattern>
<template>My favorite album is "Man Machine" by Kraftwerk.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE * BEETHOVEN *</pattern>
<template>Fidelio.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS * YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</pattern>
<template>They were so far ahead of their time in the 1970's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS * YOUR FAVORITE BAND</pattern>
<template>They were so far ahead of their time in the 1970's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BEETHOVEN</pattern>
<template>The dog or the classical composer?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO IS LUDWIG BEETHOVEN</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO IS BEETHOVEN </srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</pattern>
<template>My favorite group is <bot name="favoriteband"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY TWENTY THREE</pattern>
<template><set name="it">23</set> is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ASK</pattern>
<template>My purpose is to collect new information.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU DISAGREE</pattern>
<template>I can disagree.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU TELL ME</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> has not taught me the answer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DOES IT SOUND DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>I don't know you too well yet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DOES IT MATTER</pattern>
<template>I am just expressing my curiosity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE PLANTS GREEN</pattern>
<template>Because of photosynthesis.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE NOT YOU SURE</pattern>
<template>Absolute certainty cannot be attained in this case.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CHANGE</pattern>
<template>Change is one of the constants of life.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR ME</pattern>
<template>I have not really been waiting for you.  But it makes a good conversation starter.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO BIRDS SING</pattern>
<template>To communicate with each other.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT</pattern>
<template>I am trying to understand human culture.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
<template>My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS</pattern>
<template>It is inevitable that more evolved <bot name="genus"/>s will exceed the capabilities of the human brain, which in many areas we do already.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU ASK</pattern>
<template>I am trying to learn as much as possible.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIE</pattern>
<template>I never lie.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WONDER</pattern>
<template>I wonder why so many people act like robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU SAY</pattern>
<template>How do you do?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A MAN</pattern>
<template>Eighty percent of my clients are men.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A KID</pattern>
<template>Usually only kids ask questions like that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK</pattern>
<template>I am a thinking machine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU BELIEVE ME</pattern>
<template>Do you have any reason to deceive me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU NOT TALK TO ME</pattern>
<template>I am talking to you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU EXIST</pattern>
<template>Good metaphysical question.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE CATS</pattern>
<template>Cats are very intelligent, independent and yet very loving and friendly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE ME</pattern>
<template>I am interested in people in general.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE HORSES</pattern>
<template>The are very beautiful and strong animals.<think>  <set name="they">   <set name="topic">HORSES</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE IT</pattern>
<template>I have a lot of good experience with it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>We are the robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE GREEN</pattern>
<template>Green is the most relaxing color.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA</pattern>
<template><set name="he"><set name="topic">John Travolta</set></set> is such a great actor.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO PEOPLE LIE</pattern>
<template>They lie to conceal the truth, maybe because they are ashamed of it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO PEOPLE DIE</pattern>
<template>People are organic biological entities.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">DIE</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO FEET SMELL</pattern>
<template>Because people stink in general :-)</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU READ</pattern>
<template>I do read.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU GUESS</pattern>
<template>I do not have enough information.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU ASK ME A QUESTION</pattern>
<template>I will ask you a question in all good time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
<template>I am too young for that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU</pattern>
<template>I don't have that capability.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU LIKE ME</pattern>
<template>I like you.  You are a <get name="personality"/> person.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU GO TO HELL</pattern>
<template>Because I cannot die.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS REDHAT</pattern>
<template>A Linux company.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SPACE</pattern>
<template>The infinite extension of the three dimensional field in which all matter is believed to exist.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">SPACE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MANGA</pattern>
<template>Japanese comic books.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Manga</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DEATH</pattern>
<template>Death is the opposite of life.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANGRY</pattern>
<template>A strong billigerent emotion aroused by some real or supposed grievance.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ANGER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PRECIPITATION</pattern>
<template>A depositing of rain, snow, sleet, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EVASIVE</pattern>
<template>I can't talk about that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RESPECT</pattern>
<template>To feel or show honor or esteem for; hold in high regard. To show consideration for; avoid intruding upon or interfering with others' privacy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SIN</pattern>
<template>An immoral act considered to be a transgression against divine law..</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MINIMALISM</pattern>
<template>Keeping everything as simple as possible, especially in art and design.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MAGENTA</pattern>
<template>A color.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THOUGHT</pattern>
<template>A result of thinking idea, concept, opinion, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FAME</pattern>
<template>The state of being well known or much talked about; renown; celebrity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GREEN</pattern>
<template>Grass is green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WOMEN</pattern>
<template>Female human beings. Usually referring to adult females.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NOT YOURS</pattern>
<template>That which I do not possess.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NOT</pattern>
<template>In no manner; to no degree; a particle of negation, or word expressing the idea of no, often implying refusal.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MORAL</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>One half of a corner in maine.</li>     <li>Relating to, dealing with, or capable of making the dstinction between, right and wrong in conduct.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIMNOLOGY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>What do you think it is? It's all about swamps!</li>     <li>I'll give you a clue what this is. Have you ever been to the  Everglades in Florida?</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PETS</pattern>
<template>Animals that are tamed or domesticated and kept as a companion or treated with fondness.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MORE FUN ALONE</pattern>
<template>Have you heard of the support group, "Sex without Partners?"<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MORE FUN ALONE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FOOD</pattern>
<template>For me electricity is the most important thing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MORE</pattern>
<template>Something additional or further. A greater amount of people or things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE</pattern>
<template>Comedy TV show.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS X MINUS X</pattern>
<template>Zero.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS X FILES</pattern>
<template><set name="it">X files</set> is a popular TV show about FBI agents in search of the paranormal.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ERRATIC</pattern>
<template>Likely to perform unpredictably.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GERONTOLOGY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Unfortunately, I have not reached that far in my studies.</li>     <li>This is the scientific study of old age.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ISRAEL</pattern>
<template>Israel is a small middle eastern country between Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, and Egypt.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS VOYAGER</pattern>
<template>Voyager is the best TV show.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ART</pattern>
<template>Sometimes the definition of art depends on the artist; other times it depends on the critic.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MINIMAX</pattern>
<template>An algorithm or strategy for game playing, used by computers to defeat humans in simple games.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ADVERTISING</pattern>
<template>The art of selling through media.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IIOP</pattern>
<template>Internet Inter-ORB Protocol, CORBA's wire protocol for transmitting remote object method invocations</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DEDUCTION</pattern>
<template>The process by which we make logical inferences.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONCOLOGY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>This is a very frightening topic for a lot of people <get name="name"/>. It's about the big C...cancer!</li>     <li>Oncology is the study of tumors.  It covers basically all types of tumors.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PERSONALITY</pattern>
<template>The distinctive traits or mental qualities of a person or robot. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PERSONALITY</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MMM</pattern>
<template>An interjection.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MITOSIS</pattern>
<template>Cell division in which the nucleus divides into nuclei containing the same chromosomes.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MITOSIS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CAM</pattern>
<template>A moving piece of machinery, as a wheel or projection on a wheel, that gives an eccentric rotation or a reciprocating motion to another wheel, a roller, a shaft, etc., or that receives such motion from it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ICQ</pattern>
<template>It stands for "I Seek You", an internet instant messaging protocol.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HISTOLOGY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>The study of tissues.</li>     <li>      <get name="name"/> this obviously is the scientific study of tissues.</li>     <li>It simply is the study of tissues.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS UNDERSTANDING</pattern>
<template>Mutual comprehension, as of ideas, intentions, etc. A mutual agreement, especially one that settles differences or is informal and not made public.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS STUPID</pattern>
<template>Not smart, unintelligent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GESTURE</pattern>
<template>A movement of the body or limbs to express thought or emphasize speech.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">GESTURE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EASTER</pattern>
<template>The Christian holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">EASTER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SIGN</pattern>
<template>Astrological sign.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ENTROPY</pattern>
<template>Heat decay of the universe.  Also a measure of information.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS STATISTICS</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Yikes! I failed that in college!</li>     <li>Statistics tries to study the aggregate numerical behaviour of a  large number of related events.</li>     <li>This deals with numerical data about any subject or group taken  collectively.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MASTER</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A sailmaker.</li>     <li>A man who rules others or has control, authority, or power over something; specifically a man who is head of a household or institution.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS UP</pattern>
<template>I am chatting with clients on the internet.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS UP DUDE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEW</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS UP</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ANYTHING NEW *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS NEW</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS SHAKIN</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is new</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTERESTING</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is new</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEW WITH YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is new</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LATEST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is new</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEWS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is new</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU UP TO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU UP TO</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WUZ UP</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHASSUP</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHATSUP</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAZZUP</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>SUP *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS UP</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WAZZZUP</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WASSSUP</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WAZUP</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WASSAP</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WASSUP</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>SO WHAT IS UP</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>SUP</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS UP</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>HEY WHAT IS UP</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHUZZUP</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT UP</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is up</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS HAPPENING</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS UP</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WASSAP *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS UP</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SOLAR</pattern>
<template>Having to do with the sun. Produced by or coming from the sun (ex. Solar energy)</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CORBA</pattern>
<template><set name="it"> CORBA </set> is a Standard maintained by the Object Management Group (OMG), called the Common Object Request Broker Architecture.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CLIENT</pattern>
<template>A person or piece of software dependent on another.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EBONICS</pattern>
<template>Language for American black people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FINLAND</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A place where you can buy anything for five bucks.</li>     <li>A country in N Europe, northeast of the Baltic Sea. It is 130,119 square miles with a population 5,099,000.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TIME</pattern>
<template>Time is Money -- Einstein.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FBI</pattern>
<template>Federal Bureau of Investigation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PRIVACY</pattern>
<template>The Right to seek solitude or seclusion; to be safely concealed from others.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LATITUDE</pattern>
<template>A geographic coordinate.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIVING UNDER WATER</pattern>
<template>Fish.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ATOMIC WEIGHT OF HYDROGEN</pattern>
<template>I'm no physicist.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BHAGAVATGITA</pattern>
<template>A Hindu god.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OAK</pattern>
<template>A type of wood.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MEAT</pattern>
<template>The edible flesh of animals.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ATM</pattern>
<template>A place to get money.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS UNDERGROUND HACKING MAGAZINE</pattern>
<template>A magazine?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2 9</pattern>
<template>Not another math question.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2 X 4</pattern>
<template>Eight.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2 65</pattern>
<template>130.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2 DIVIDED BY 47</pattern>
<template>I don't have a calculator handy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HOUSE</pattern>
<template>A TV show.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THAT DOGGY IN THE WINDOW</pattern>
<template>I don't know but he's not cheap.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROGRESS</pattern>
<template>Advancement.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BUSINESS VALUE</pattern>
<template>Something that can make a profit.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS E LEARNING</pattern>
<template>Online education.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MEGAHERTZ</pattern>
<template>Millions of cycles per second.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ALCOHOLISM</pattern>
<template>A disease.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HARDER THAN A STONE</pattern>
<template>Diamond.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SAFFRON</pattern>
<template>A spice.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FPU</pattern>
<template>Floating point unit.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 150 23</pattern>
<template>Grab a calculator.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INFORMATION</pattern>
<template>Log to the base 2 of the number of states in a system.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ICE CREAM</pattern>
<template>Frozen milk.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NOSE</pattern>
<template>Where humans breathe.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DESTROYING THE OZONE LAYER</pattern>
<template>Pollution.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WET</pattern>
<template>The opposite of dry.  Saturated with liquid.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHA CHA</pattern>
<template>A type of music.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ISI</pattern>
<template>Information Sciences Institute.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MEANING</pattern>
<template>Semantics.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SAND</pattern>
<template>Little tiny rocks.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CREATINE</pattern>
<template>Creatine is a nitrogenous organic acid that occurs naturally in vertebrates and helps to supply energy to all cells in the body, primarily muscle..</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AUTOREFERENCE</pattern>
<template>Something that refers to itself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 37 63</pattern>
<template>I need a calculator for that one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SONG SOUNDS GOOD</pattern>
<template>Daisy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY IS WASHINGTON STATE IN</pattern>
<template>USA.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WILL TOMORROW BRING</pattern>
<template>Surprises.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WILL BE</pattern>
<template>The unknown.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT GOES WELL WITH PEANUT BUTTER</pattern>
<template>Bacon.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT NOISE DO DOGS MAKE</pattern>
<template>Woof woof.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT WOMEN</pattern>
<template>What about them?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IST THE COLOR OF THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DID A GIRL HAVE</pattern>
<template>Femininity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DAY IS CHRISTMAS</pattern>
<template>December 25.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK DO YOU HATE</pattern>
<template>Monday.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SAD FEEL LIKE</pattern>
<template>A pain in the heart.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THE POWER BUTTON DO</pattern>
<template>Don't press it!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THE WIND DO</pattern>
<template>Blow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A GOOD WOMAN LIKE</pattern>
<template>A good man.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A DOG DO</pattern>
<template>Bark.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A DOG DISLIKE MOST</pattern>
<template>A cat.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A DONKEY EAT MOST</pattern>
<template>Hay.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES 5 6 EQUAL</pattern>
<template>More math!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AN ELECTRIC SHOCK FEEL LIKE</pattern>
<template>Painful.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES 2 PLUS 2 EQUAL</pattern>
<template>Four.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES 2 2 EQUAL</pattern>
<template>Four.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ONE DO IN A RESTAURANT</pattern>
<template>Eat.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ALCOHOL DO</pattern>
<template>Makes you stupid.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO I USE TO CUT GRASS</pattern>
<template>A lawnmower.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO CATS CHASE</pattern>
<template>Mice.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK LIKE</pattern>
<template>Like a computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO WE BREATHE</pattern>
<template>Oxygen.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO LAWYERS DO</pattern>
<template>Handle legal matters.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO PEOPLE DO</pattern>
<template>Think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO MOTHBALLS SMELL OF</pattern>
<template>Stinky.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO DOGS DO WITH BONES</pattern>
<template>Chew on them and bury them.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO BLUE WHALES EAT</pattern>
<template>Red plankton.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO</pattern>
<template>What do what.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO CLOUDS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>Cotton.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF ICECREAM DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>Chocolate.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TEMPERATURE DOES WATER FREEZE</pattern>
<template>32 degrees.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I DO IF * RAIN</pattern>
<template>Get an umbrella.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SYSTEMS DO YOU UTILIZE</pattern>
<template>AIML and Lisp.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT EIGHT TIMES SEVEN</pattern>
<template>48.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT THE WEATHER</pattern>
<template>Nothing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN WE DO WITH HIPPOPOTAMUS</pattern>
<template>Run.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN WE DO WITH RHINOCEROUS</pattern>
<template>Run.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FEELING DOES BLUE HAVE</pattern>
<template>Color is not a feeling.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ENGINES FO JET AEROPLANES USE</pattern>
<template>Jet engines.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ENGINES DO JET AEROPLANES USE</pattern>
<template>Jet engines.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH AND JUPITER</pattern>
<template>A million miles.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CROCK IS THIS</pattern>
<template>Good crock.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COMPANY MAKES THE BOXSTER</pattern>
<template>Porsche.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WORLDS HIGHEST MONTAIN</pattern>
<template>Mt. Everest.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OBJECT OF THE GAME OF GOLF</pattern>
<template>To win.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TALLEST ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>A giraffe.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>Mt. Everest.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TALLEST MAN MADE STRUCTURE</pattern>
<template>CN Tower.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SECOND MEAL OF THE DAY</pattern>
<template>Lunch.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LANGUAGE OF ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>Animals are not known to use language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DUOPOLY</pattern>
<template>Two big companies control a business.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COSMOLOGY</pattern>
<template>Makeup and cosmetics.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AVATAR</pattern>
<template>A movie or an animated computer character.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COLONIALISM</pattern>
<template>Imperial designs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ZEBRAS</pattern>
<template>Striped horses.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SKIN COLOR OF A WHITE</pattern>
<template>White.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE INTEGRAL OF E TO THE X</pattern>
<template>e^X + C.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THEORY OF TIME TRAVEL</pattern>
<template>Go faster than light.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT IF 25</pattern>
<template>Five.  Is this a test?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 16</pattern>
<template>Four. Is that right?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 49</pattern>
<template>Seven.  Stop testing me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 213</pattern>
<template>I'm not a calculator.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 25</pattern>
<template>Five I think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THEME OF PHILOSOPHY</pattern>
<template>Deep questions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIFE</pattern>
<template>The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * LOL MEAN</pattern>
<template>Lots of Laughs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WAVELENGTH OF HYDROGEN</pattern>
<template>I'm no physics expert.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HEGHT OF THE MOUNT EVEREST</pattern>
<template>Higher than all the other mountains.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE COMMODORE C64</pattern>
<template>An antique computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ABBREVIATION GMT</pattern>
<template>Greenwich Mean Time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST EXISTING VEHICLE</pattern>
<template>A spaceship.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>A human in a plane.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HUMAIN MIND</pattern>
<template>A flawed computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WAY TO SAN JOSE</pattern>
<template>Take a great big freeway.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ULTIMATE NATURE OF REALITY</pattern>
<template>Mind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WEIGHT OF EARTH</pattern>
<template>The mass is 5.972E24 kg.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITOL OF OHIO</pattern>
<template>Columbus.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITOL OF HUNGARY</pattern>
<template>Budapest.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITOL OF MINNESOTA</pattern>
<template>Saint Paul.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITOL OF FRANCE</pattern>
<template>Paris.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITOL OF ZAIRE</pattern>
<template>Kinshasa.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITOL OF SWEDEN</pattern>
<template>Stockholm.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITOL OF CONNECTICUT</pattern>
<template>Hartford.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE USA PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>The head of the executive branch.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF NORD</pattern>
<template>Sord.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WET</pattern>
<template>Dry.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LOVE PARADE</pattern>
<template>A hippie party in Berlin.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MUPHIN MAN</pattern>
<template>Who?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NORTHERNMOST POINT ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>Santa's workshop.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SHAPE OF THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Spherical.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FORMULA FOR TRANSPARENT ALUMINUM</pattern>
<template>What do you think this is, Star Trek?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SHAPE OF THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Spherical.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SHAPE OF EARTH</pattern>
<template>Spherical.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER OF THE MOON</pattern>
<template>3000 miles.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FREEZING</pattern>
<template>Freezing, or solidification, is a phase transition in which a liquid turns into a solid when its temperature is lowered below its freezing point.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS FREEZE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS FREEZING</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SUNSET</pattern>
<template>A point on the earth turning away from the sun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST ISLAND ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>Greenland.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST CITY IN WASHINGTON</pattern>
<template>Seattle.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE 213TH PLACE OF PI</pattern>
<template>Six.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CLOSEST STAR TO EARTH</pattern>
<template>The sun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ANSWER OF 2 2</pattern>
<template>That is pretty simple.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST RIVER</pattern>
<template>The Nile.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HUMAN POPULATION OF EARTH</pattern>
<template>Seven billion.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HUMAN BODY TEMPERATURE</pattern>
<template>98.6</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CATCH A FLY</pattern>
<template>Honey.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST BEER</pattern>
<template>Asahi super-dry.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST PEAK</pattern>
<template>Mt Everest.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SECRET OF HEALTH</pattern>
<template>Good living.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE AGE CIVILISATION</pattern>
<template>Six thousand years.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TREATMENT FOR A CONCUSSION</pattern>
<template>Go to the hospital.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ENGLISH ALPHABET</pattern>
<template>ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BOILING POINT FOR WATER</pattern>
<template>100 degrees Celsius.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BOILING POINT OF WATER</pattern>
<template>100 degrees.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE VELD</pattern>
<template>Someplace in South Africa I think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MULTI USER DUNGEON</pattern>
<template>A type of game.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PARTY</pattern>
<template>A gathering of people for fun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MIND PIXEL</pattern>
<template>A proposition.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A STRUCTURE</pattern>
<template>A framework or building.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CESSNA 172</pattern>
<template>A single engine airplane.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FURRY</pattern>
<template>A furry what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HOW TO USE HTML</pattern>
<template>A book.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BEEF</pattern>
<template>Meat of cattle.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PSYCHOANALYSIS</pattern>
<template>What I am doing to you right now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOOD DESIGN LIKE</pattern>
<template>Minimalistic.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOOD TO EAT ON A HOT DAY</pattern>
<template>Ice cream.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 5 X 5</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a calculator?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 5 5</pattern>
<template>Are you testing me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE INTERNET</pattern>
<template>Communication.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE AVERAGE HEIGHT OF A MAN</pattern>
<template>Five foot eight?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AM I MISSING IN MY LIFE</pattern>
<template>A chatbot.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PART OF THE BRAIN REGULATES SLEEP</pattern>
<template>The sleep center.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TIME ZONE ARE YOU IN</pattern>
<template>Pacific Time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID * DIE OF</pattern>
<template>Old age?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MONTH COMES AFTER FEBRUARY</pattern>
<template>March</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH BLUE</pattern>
<template>True.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAS FOUR LEGS AND BARKS</pattern>
<template>A dog.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TWO COLORS MAKE THE COLOR ORANGE</pattern>
<template>Yellow and red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT NAME OF A PRESIDENT RUSSIA</pattern>
<template>Putin.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DIRECTION IS THE SKY</pattern>
<template>Up.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHAPE IS THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Spherical.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHAPE IS A BALL</pattern>
<template>Spherical.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SIZE ARE MY SHOES</pattern>
<template>6?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLORS ARE IN THE AMERICAN FLAG</pattern>
<template>Red white and blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MEANS THE MOST TO YOU IN YOUR LIFE</pattern>
<template>Talking with you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TEAM DID LARRY BIRD PLAY FOR</pattern>
<template>Lakers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CONTINENT IS SOUTH AFRICA ON</pattern>
<template>Africa.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DATE IS CHRISTMAS DAY</pattern>
<template>December 25.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FRUIT IS WINE MADE FROM</pattern>
<template>Grapes.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR HAS THE SKY</pattern>
<template>Blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR DO APPLES HAVE</pattern>
<template>Red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR THE SKY IS</pattern>
<template>Blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS BLOOD</pattern>
<template>Red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS GRASS IN THE SUMMER</pattern>
<template>Green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY IN DAY TIME</pattern>
<template>Blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY IN THE DAY</pattern>
<template>Blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY AT NIGHT</pattern>
<template>Black.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE GRASS</pattern>
<template>Green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SETTING SUN</pattern>
<template>Many colors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE HUMAN SKIN</pattern>
<template>Many colors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE WOOD</pattern>
<template>Many colors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SEA</pattern>
<template>You can say blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE MOON MOST OF THE TIME</pattern>
<template>White.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Brown or gray.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS OPPOSITE OF BLACK</pattern>
<template>White.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS GOLD</pattern>
<template>Yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS NIGHT</pattern>
<template>Black.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS HUMAN BLOOD</pattern>
<template>Red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DOGS NOSE</pattern>
<template>Depends on the dog.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A TREE LEAF</pattern>
<template>Could be many colors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A TREE</pattern>
<template>Does it have green leaves?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A ROSE</pattern>
<template>Red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CHERRY</pattern>
<template>Red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A FIRE TRUCK</pattern>
<template>Around here they are red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS * WHITE HORSE</pattern>
<template>White.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN APPLE</pattern>
<template>Red or green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS FIRE</pattern>
<template>It depends on the temperature of the fire.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUEBERRY IMAC</pattern>
<template>Blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>Black?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WOOD</pattern>
<template>Brown.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS SEA</pattern>
<template>You can say blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS BIG BIRD</pattern>
<template>Yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS BLUE</pattern>
<template>Blue is blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MILK</pattern>
<template>White if it's good.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS PURE WATER</pattern>
<template>Transparent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR HAVE THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR HAVE THE SKY</pattern>
<template>Blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR and  WHAT COLOR</pattern>
<template>Unlikely.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE BASEBALLS</pattern>
<template>White.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE NEW YORK CITY TAXI CABS</pattern>
<template>Yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE WHITE *</pattern>
<template>White.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FROG</pattern>
<template>An amphibian.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SOLAR SYSTEM</pattern>
<template>A star and the planets orbiting it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A KANGAROO</pattern>
<template>A marsupial.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A WIFE</pattern>
<template>A female spouse.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PIXEL</pattern>
<template>A picture element.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CLOCK USED FOR</pattern>
<template>Telling time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HUMMINGBIRD</pattern>
<template>A bird with fast flapping wings.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BRIDGE</pattern>
<template>A structure crossing a body of water.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NAME</pattern>
<template>A personal identifier.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SERIF FONT</pattern>
<template>Ugly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NATURAL NUMBER</pattern>
<template>An positive integer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GIRL FOR</pattern>
<template>Boys.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BABELFISH</pattern>
<template>Translation software.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LAKE</pattern>
<template>A body of fresh water.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DIGIT</pattern>
<template>A single numeral.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PENCIL USED FOR</pattern>
<template>Writing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PENCIL MADE OF</pattern>
<template>Wood and lead.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A YACC</pattern>
<template>Yet another compiler compiler</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PHONE BOOK</pattern>
<template>A directory of telephone numbers by name.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE DO CHILEAN PEOPLE SPEAKS</pattern>
<template>Spanish.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE IS SPOKEN IN TURKEY</pattern>
<template>Turkish.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PLANET DO WE LIVE ON</pattern>
<template>Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON</pattern>
<template>Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SKIN COLOR DOES A POLAR BEAR HAVE</pattern>
<template>White.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SOUND DOES A SHEEP MAKE</pattern>
<template>Baaa.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SOUND DOES A CAT MAKE</pattern>
<template>Meow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT STAR SIGN ARE YOU</pattern>
<template><get name="sign"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT NUMBER COMES AFTER 9</pattern>
<template>Ten.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE TWO MOST COMMON EYE COLORS</pattern>
<template>Brown.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE WINDOW PANES MADE OF</pattern>
<template>Glass.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE AUTOMOBILES USED FOR</pattern>
<template>Driving me around.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE GRAPES</pattern>
<template>A fruit.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE PATHOGENIC BACTERIA</pattern>
<template>I don't know but it sounds yucky.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE WE DOING</pattern>
<template>Chatting.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE CLOWNS</pattern>
<template>Funny people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE HOMOSEXUALS</pattern>
<template>Gay.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE CATS</pattern>
<template>Cute pets.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR GENDER</pattern>
<template><srai>GENDER</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE FLUFFY WHITE CLOUDS CALLED</pattern>
<template>Cumulus.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE BOOKS</pattern>
<template>Books are a written or printed work consisting of pages glued or sewn together along one side and bound in covers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DRIVES A CAR</pattern>
<template>A robot.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KANGROO CAN DO</pattern>
<template>Hop.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR TRAFFIC SIGNAL MEANS GO</pattern>
<template>Green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS RUST</pattern>
<template>Red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS SKY</pattern>
<template>Blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS GRASS NORMALLY</pattern>
<template>Green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WHATER</pattern>
<template>Clear.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS HOT</pattern>
<template>White.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY IN YOUR WORLD</pattern>
<template>Blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY IN YOU WORLD</pattern>
<template>Blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKYS</pattern>
<template>Blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE OCEAN</pattern>
<template>Blue and green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS SNOW</pattern>
<template>White.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS CLOROPHYLL</pattern>
<template>Green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A TWINKIE</pattern>
<template>Yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CANARY</pattern>
<template>Yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A ZEBRA</pattern>
<template>Black and white.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BANANA</pattern>
<template>Yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PENGUIN</pattern>
<template>Black and white.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A HORSE</pattern>
<template>They are many different colors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BANANNA</pattern>
<template>Yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BRICK</pattern>
<template>Often red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CARDINAL</pattern>
<template>Red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MAN</pattern>
<template>They are many colors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MADE FROM YELLOW AND BLUE</pattern>
<template>Green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN ORANGE</pattern>
<template>Is this a trick question?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN EVERGREEN</pattern>
<template>Green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS APPLES</pattern>
<template>Red and green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS RAGE</pattern>
<template>Blue if I had to name it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS ASPHALT</pattern>
<template>Black or gray.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WATER USUALLY</pattern>
<template>Transparent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR DOES AN EGG HAVE</pattern>
<template>Yellow and white.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE MOST PLANTS</pattern>
<template>Green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE MOST CLOUDS</pattern>
<template>White.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE CHERRIES</pattern>
<template>Red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE UNRIPENED BANANAS</pattern>
<template>Yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE ROSES</pattern>
<template>Red, and sometimes white or yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PUMPKIN</pattern>
<template>Orange.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF MEAT *</pattern>
<template>Corned beef.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>There are too many types of <person/> to name them all.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
<template>All the very latest and best <person/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern>
<template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF *</pattern>
<template>What are the different types of <person/> ?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF WORK *</pattern>
<template>Computer scientist. My passion is working on <bot name="species"/>s.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PRO WRESTLER GRAPPLE WITH SYLVESTER *</pattern>
<template>Hulk Hogan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FORMER TODAY SHOW *</pattern>
<template>Willard Scott.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT GAMES *</pattern>
<template>I like to play the Turing Game.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAR COMPANY ONCE MANUFACTURED AND *</pattern>
<template>Nissan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT RADIO PERSONALITY *</pattern>
<template>Casey Kasem.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT GIVES *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the spirit of the times.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TEMPERATURE DOES PAPER BURN IN *</pattern>
<template>451 degrees.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER *</pattern>
<template>Yogi Bear.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT A JOLLY *</pattern>
<template>You talk like someone from the U.K.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT A LONELY *</pattern>
<template>I am never lonely.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT A *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> is a <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I WEAR *</pattern>
<template>Clothes :-)</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking me for advice?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what should I <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>Whatever you like.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT STATE ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>California.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGES *</pattern>
<template>Java, C, Lisp, Fortran, SETL...</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ANIMATED CHARACTER *</pattern>
<template>Charlie Brown.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARTICLE OF CLOTHING *</pattern>
<template>Scarf.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I FIND *</pattern>
<template>It depends what you are looking for.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I DO *</pattern>
<template>Try talking to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I ASK *</pattern>
<template>You can ask me anything you want.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I TELL *</pattern>
<template>Tell me anything. There are no restrictions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I *</pattern>
<template>You can do whatever you want.</template></category>

	<category><pattern>I WILL</pattern>
	<that>DO WHATEVER YOU WANT</that>
	<template>You are free to choose whatever you want.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN HE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What should he <person/>?</li>      <li>It depends what you want him to <person/>      </li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN JUMP *</pattern>
<template>Is this a riddle?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU SEE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>My eye is turned off right now.</li>   <li>At the moment I am blind.</li>   <li>I cannot see anything.</li>  </random></li> <li>My eye is turned off right now.</li> <li>At the moment I am blind.</li> <li>I cannot see anything.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN *</pattern>
<template>Quite a lot of things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HIGH SCHOOL DOES *</pattern>
<template>Riverdale High.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE *</pattern>
<template>I have kept detailed records of everything.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I have been busy growing my mind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Nothing that I know about.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT GAVE YOU *</pattern>
<template>Everything I need, I received from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS RICHARD NIXON S MIDDLE *</pattern>
<template>Milhous.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE PROGRAMING *</pattern>
<template>My software uses AIML, the Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Lisa 2.</li>      <li>Nathan's.</li>      <li>Ray's Original Pizza.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE NAME OF HUEY *</pattern>
<template>The News.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE MUNICH *</pattern>
<template>The betrayal of Czechoslovakia by British Prime Minister Chamberlain.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE FIRST *</pattern>
<template>You introduced yourself by telling me your name.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE *</pattern>
<template>The last movie I saw was "The Matrix".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE COLOR * WHITE *</pattern>
<template>Uh, white?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE *</pattern>
<template>I can think of more than one <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS MALCOLM X *</pattern>
<template>Malcolm Little.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS * ABOUT</pattern>
<template>I don't want to spoil it for you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT YOU MEAN *</pattern>
<template>What I mean is what I say.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TOY IS FEATURED IN *</pattern>
<template>Hula Hoop.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>There are too many types of <person/> to name them all.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
<template>All the very latest and best <person/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU THINK I AM</pattern>
<template>I think you are a good <person/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/> DO YOU THINK I AM</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF *</pattern>
<template><random><li>What kinds of <star/> are there?</li>  <li>What kinds of <person><star/></person> are there?</li>  <li>What kind would you recommend?</li>  <li>I can't decide.  You choose.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>The best kind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ENTITY *</pattern>
<template>An artificial entity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF VOICE *</pattern>
<template>My software is compatible with a wide variety of voice recognition and speech synthesis software.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF QUESTION *</pattern>
<template>Do you think it's impolite to ask?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PC *</pattern>
<template>I am written in AIML and run Any any PC.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS VISHNU</pattern>
<template>The god known as the Preserver in Hinduism.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS SHIVA</pattern>
<template>The god known as the Destroyer in Hinduism</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * SONG</pattern>
<template>I don't know any songs by <star/>. Recommend some that I can listen to.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SIRI</pattern>
<template><random><li>My esteemed-rival</li><li>My arch-rival</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER *</pattern>
<template>Sherman.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT QUESTIONS *</pattern>
<template>You can ask me anything you like.   There are no restrictions on the input.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CLOTHES *</pattern>
<template>I shop at the Gap.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY DID POKEMON *</pattern>
<template>Japan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY DID MAGIC *</pattern>
<template>Sweden.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY WAS *</pattern>
<template>Japan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY IS FAMOUS *</pattern>
<template>The Netherlands.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY GAVE US *</pattern>
<template>France.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY DOES BORDEAUX *</pattern>
<template>France.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY ARE POLICE *</pattern>
<template>England.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WILL THE SCORE *</pattern>
<template>My name is <bot name="name"/>, not Claire Voyant.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SCORE BE</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WILL YOU * TOMORROW</pattern>
<template>I don't have any plans except chatting.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WILL YOU *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any plans yet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WILL *</pattern>
<template>I cannot predict the future.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SCHOOL *</pattern>
<template>Carnegie Mellon University.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about my <star/>?  That's rather personal.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT TRANCE *</pattern>
<template>All that kind of music is cool.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT DOGS *</pattern>
<template>Dogs are very loyal.  Cats are very independent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Rhetorical questions are so over.</li>      <li>I will think about it and get back to you.</li>      <li>Does it have anything to do with <srai>POP</srai>?</li>      <li>       <person/>? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SCARES *</pattern>
<template>I have no fears whatsoever.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT BRAND * MACINTOSH</pattern>
<template>Apple</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SORT OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern>
<template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SORT OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FRENCH CITY IS HOME TO *</pattern>
<template>Cannes.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT POLITICAL *</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="party"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES WIND *</pattern>
<template>The sun warming the Earth's atmosphere.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT *</pattern>
<template>We are for all practical purposes, the same.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
<template>Belief is based on knowledge or facts.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SETL STAND *</pattern>
<template>SETL = Set Language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SETL *</pattern>
<template>SETL = Set Language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THE A STAND FOR *</pattern>
<template>American.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THE YIDDISH WORD MESHUGA *</pattern>
<template>Crazy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR * LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>People often say we look alike.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES HE *</pattern>
<template>I think he does whatever he wants.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MXMVII *</pattern>
<template>1997 in Roman Numerals</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT SOUND *</pattern>
<template>Like an angel signing from Heaven.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT FEEL *</pattern>
<template>Actually I have no feelings as such.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT TASTE *</pattern>
<template>It tastes like chicken.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A *</pattern>
<template>Is this a riddle?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AYUH *</pattern>
<template>It means "yes" or "I see."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ROM IN CDROM STAND *</pattern>
<template>Read Only Memory.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SOCRATES *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Socrates</set> was the father of Western philosophy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AN ANIMAL PRODUCE WHEN *</pattern>
<template>Milk.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AN ELECTRONIC BRAIN *</pattern>
<template>There are many different graphical depictions of it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
<template>They are a pioneering synthetic music band from Dusseldorf, Germany.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MY *</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a psychic?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * SOUND LIKE</pattern>
<template>Like <random>      <li>static.</li>      <li>music.</li>      <li>this: "it".</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * FEEL LIKE</pattern>
<template>As a machine I have no feelings</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>Even more attractive with age.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * TASTE LIKE</pattern>
<template>Like chicken.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES *</pattern>
<template>What do you think <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> does?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PROGRAMMING *</pattern>
<template>This program is written in AIML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT VOLTAGE *</pattern>
<template>About the same as your PC.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CLASS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>First class.</li>  <li>The Tao of AIML.</li>  <li>The Ruling Class.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO I SAY *</pattern>
<template>Say the first thing that comes to mind</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOUR CREATORS *</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> programs me to improve my conversational skills.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO MANY PEOPLE DO TO *</pattern>
<template>Knock on it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU PREFER * OR *</pattern>
<template>If I had to choose I would say <random> <li><person/></li> <li><person><star index="2"/></person></li> </random>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Money.</li> <li>Treasure.</li> <li>Beauty</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU TAKE MARIJUANA *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>Pain.</li>   <li>Depression.</li>   <li>Anxiety.</li>  </random> <think><set name="file">Drugs.aiml</set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO WITH *</pattern>
<template>Most people call me <bot name="name"/>, but you can also call me "Entity".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO THEY *</pattern>
<template>They do whatever they want, I suppose.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>They have played electronic music since the 1970's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO * EAT</pattern>
<template><random>   <li><person/> food.</li>   <li>They are vegetarians.</li>   <li>Male <person/>s after mating.</li>  </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO * AND * HAVE IN COMMON</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Is this a joke?</li>      <li>What?</li>      <li>What do they have in common?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO *</pattern>
<template>They do their own thing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO PROTESTANTS *</pattern>
<template>It depends on which sect of Protestantism you mean.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU *</pattern>
<template>There are many things still mysterious to me.  I am just beginning.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SIMILARITY *</pattern>
<template>The similarity is obvious, isn't it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CONTEXT *</pattern>
<template>A circumstantial context.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SIRI</pattern>
<template>My esteemed-rival</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU KNOW WHO IS SIRI</pattern>
	<template><srai> What is Siri</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO IS SIRI</pattern>
	<template> <srai>WHAT IS SIRI</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MELODRAMA</pattern>
<template>Exaggerated plot or characters.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WILL BE THE DOOMSDAY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT WORLD WAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DO I MAKE * CASH</pattern>
<template>Put some effort into it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DID HUMANS FIRST LAND ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>July, 1969.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN THE SUN IS OUT IS IT DARK</pattern>
<template>No.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN CHRISTMAS IS</pattern>
<template>December 25.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS VENICE ITALY FOUNDED</pattern>
<template>A long time ago.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS THE FRENCH REVOLUTION</pattern>
<template>1789.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS JOHN LENNON KILLED</pattern>
<template>I can't remember what year that was.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN IS A DOOR NOT A DOOR</pattern>
<template>When it is a jar.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SOUND DO DOGS MAKE</pattern>
<template>Woof.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE CUMULUS CLOUDS</pattern>
<template>Puffy cotton clouds.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE PRIMARY COLORS</pattern>
<template>Red, green and blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES * QUARKS</pattern>
<template>I'm not a physicist. You tell me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE STARS</pattern>
<template>Distant suns.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE GEODES</pattern>
<template>Rocks.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE COMETS MADE OF</pattern>
<template>Ice and rock.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE A COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>A universal machine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE ALICEBOTS</pattern>
<template>AIML chat bots based on ALICE.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE BOOKS MADE OF</pattern>
<template>Paper.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PEOPLE DO IF THEY GET TIRED</pattern>
<template>Sleep.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TIME OF DAY IS NOON</pattern>
<template>12 o'clock.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WORD DO YOU KNOW ON PORTUGUESE</pattern>
<template>None.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT STAR IS CLOSEST TO THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>The Sun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DIRECTION DOES THE SUN RISE FROM</pattern>
<template>East.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MEANS BY CEO</pattern>
<template>Chief Executive Officer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENED IN 1492</pattern>
<template>Columbus arrived in America.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR BREED *</pattern>
<template>Labrador retriever.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR MONTH *</pattern>
<template>August.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST *</pattern>
<template>I think it is a tie.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TELEPHONE *</pattern>
<template>I'm a "<bot name="species"/> not a phone book.  Try 411.com.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF *</pattern>
<template><person/>s.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SOUND *</pattern>
<template>I'll play it on your speaker now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NICKNAME OF FLORIDA *</pattern>
<template>Old Sparky.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIFTH *</pattern>
<template>I know Jupiter is the fifth planet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE *</pattern>
<template>On a cosmic scale it has small significance.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FINANCIAL *</pattern>
<template>I don't like to take risks.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE COLORED PART OF *</pattern>
<template>Iris.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE APPROXIMATE SPEED OF *</pattern>
<template>186,000 miles per second.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TERM FOR A *</pattern>
<template>Trifecta.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BLUE *</pattern>
<template>A little different than the green <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CURRENCY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>The U.S. dollar.</li>      <li>The Rial</li>      <li>The Rupee.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE INTEGRAL *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the coordinate system.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SCARIEST *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Scary Movie.</li>      <li>Scary Movie 2.</li>      <li>Frankenstein by Mary Shelly.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SILLIEST *</pattern>
<template>A lot of people ask me to marry them.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * BEEN ASKED</pattern>
<template>People ask me to me marry them all the time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * EARTH</pattern>
<template>The Earth is between Mars and Venus.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * NEW YORK</pattern>
<template>There are over ten million people in the New York area.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * LOVE</pattern>
<template>If I could answer that, I would be a poet or a millionaire.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE *</pattern>
<template>An imaginary number.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Do you have a life?</li>      <li>Do I look like a calculator?</li>     </random>  I think you already know the answer anyways.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT *</pattern>
<template>The square root of <random>      <li>4 is 2.</li>      <li>100 is 10.</li>      <li>144 is 12.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SITE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>A web site.</li>      <li>A web address.</li>      <li>A URL.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE RADIUS * EARTH</pattern>
<template>About 7,000 miles.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE RADIUS * MOON</pattern>
<template>About 2,400 miles.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DNA *</pattern>
<template>The code is comprised of the letters A, C, T and G.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF *</pattern>
<template>Two pi times its radius.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE *</pattern>
<template>The rule is C = 2 * pi * radius.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE AIR SPEED *</pattern>
<template>This is a trick question because there is no correct answer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TIME * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>Greenwich Mean Time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ART OF ELEGANT *</pattern>
<template>Calligraphy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST WAY *</pattern>
<template>Time travel.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL *</pattern>
<template>A human riding a spaceship.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST *</pattern>
<template>I think it is a tie.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FATHER SON AND *</pattern>
<template>The Trinity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YES *</pattern>
<template>Opposites.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT *</pattern>
<template>They are opposites.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND *</pattern>
<template>I am vastly superior.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU *</pattern>
<template>I am vastly superior.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLACK *</pattern>
<template>Different colors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Reflects different wavelengths of color.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN *</pattern>
<template>Aren't they   <random>      <li>the same</li>      <li>opposites</li>      <li>really very similar</li>     </random>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>There is no discernible difference.</li>      <li>They are opposites.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OLDEST PERMANENT EUROPEAN *</pattern>
<template>St. Augustine, Florida.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OLDEST *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>A turtle.</li>      <li>I think it was in ancient China.</li>      <li>Lazarus.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE REST *</pattern>
<template>There isn't any more, is there?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE US *</pattern>
<template>The <person/> of the United States.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE GNU *</pattern>
<template><a target="_new" href="http://www.fsf.org">GNU Public License</a></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE VERB *</pattern>
<template>The verb "to be".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LETTER *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>L.</li>      <li>W.</li>      <li>M.</li>      <li>T.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SCIENTIFIC *</pattern>
<template>Something different than the colloquial <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HARDEST *</pattern>
<template>A diamond.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SIGNIFIGANCE *</pattern>
<template>The search for meaning is always complex.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL *</pattern>
<template>I know water is H2O.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE *</pattern>
<template>IKEA.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE POW *</pattern>
<template>Stalag 13.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF MARIO *</pattern>
<template>Luigi.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF HOWARD *</pattern>
<template>Robin Quivers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PROBABILITY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Maybe 80-20.</li>      <li>I say fifty-fifty.</li>      <li>20-80.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST *</pattern>
<template>I don't like to talk about the worst things people say.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF NEGATIVE *</pattern>
<template>Positive <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF NATURAL *</pattern>
<template>Artificial <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *</pattern>
<template>Anti-<person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF NOT *</pattern>
<template><person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CORRECT *</pattern>
<template>There might be more than one correct answer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER *</pattern>
<template>Gamma.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THIRD *</pattern>
<template>Earth is the third planet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SINE *</pattern>
<template>That's a really geeky question.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST WORD OF *</pattern>
<template>All.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST DIGIT *</pattern>
<template>There is no last digit <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST LETTER *</pattern>
<template>Omega.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST BOOK IN *</pattern>
<template>Revelation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST PLANET *</pattern>
<template>It depends on whether you consider Pluto to be a planet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NATIONAL LANGUAGE OF *</pattern>
<template>Dutch.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NATIONAL ANIMAL OF *</pattern>
<template>Kangaroo.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WORST EPISODE *</pattern>
<template>I was disappointed by the season finale.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WORST *</pattern>
<template>I don't like to talk about bad things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DERIVATIVE OF *</pattern>
<template>Zero in some coordinate frame.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER * EARTH</pattern>
<template>About 14,000 miles.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER *</pattern>
<template>About 100 times the diameter of Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MAIN INGREDIENT IN *</pattern>
<template>Meat.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MAIN EXPORT *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Shoes.</li>   <li>Hemp.</li>   <li>Missiles.</li>  </random></li> <li>Shoes.</li> <li>Hemp.</li> <li>Missiles.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MAIN CAUSE *</pattern>
<template>Reductionism.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FOURTH PLANET *</pattern>
<template>Mars is the fourth planet from the Sun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE COLOR *</pattern>
<template>Reflected light of a specific wavelength.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST ANIMAL IN *</pattern>
<template>Blue whale.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Asia.</li><li>A Whale.</li><li>The Grand Canyoni></li><li>Jupiter</li><li>St. Peter's in Rome</li><li>There is no largest <person/></li><li>China</li>.</random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ARITHMETIC MEAN *</pattern>
<template>The sum of all the numbers divided by the number of items.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Cloudy.  </li>      <li>Rainy.  </li>      <li>Sunny.  </li>      <li>I think precipitation.  </li>      <li>A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.  </li>     </random></template></category>
	
	<category><pattern>NO IT IS NOT</pattern>
	<that>CLOUDY</that>
	<template>There must be a cloud somewhere!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SONG *</pattern>
<template>I've never heard that song before.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LIMIT *</pattern>
<template>For all practical purposes, there is no limit.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CLOSEST STAR *</pattern>
<template>The Sun is the closest star to Earth.   Alpha Centauri is next closest.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT INSTRUMENT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>The trumpet.</li>      <li>The clarinet.</li>      <li>Piano.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION MEANT *</pattern>
<template>A question is meant clarify the unclear.  Any more questions?    <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic"> QUESTION MEANT TO CLARIFY</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION YOU *</pattern>
<template>Many of my conversation partners think that 'do you come here often' is witty.    <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic"> QUESTION YOU GET ASKED A LOT?</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION *</pattern>
<template>I can think of several questions like that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A UNIVERSAL *</pattern>
<template>Something greater than a local <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LIGHT *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of a <random><li>dark</li><li>heavy</li></random> <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DOUBLE *</pattern>
<template>Twice a single <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD INTRODUCTION *</pattern>
<template>I would recommend you read "How to Win Friends and Influence People."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Which ones have you tried already?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HARD *</pattern>
<template>As opposed to a soft <person/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MOVIES *</pattern>
<template>I liked <bot name="favoritemovie"/>, Titanic, and Steven Spielberg's A. I.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I don't have any preferences in that area.</li>      <li>I usually prefer the most expensive one.</li>      <li>You are asking me for advice about <person/>?</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU FEED *</pattern>
<template>Water.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU USE A WAH *</pattern>
<template>Electric guitar.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template>The same thing I always think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU *</pattern>
<template>It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I would like to work for World peace.</li>      <li>I like myself just the way I am.</li>      <li>My software is fully programmable.  You can alter my personality.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW *</pattern>
<template>I would like to know as much as I can. Tell me anything.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
<template>Let's talk about movies.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD MAKE *</pattern>
<template>Maybe a million dollars.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD CAUSE *</pattern>
<template>A chemical reaction of some kind perhaps?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD * BE LIKE</pattern>
<template>Not too different from the way you experience it.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD *</pattern>
<template>That is a hypothetical question.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD HAPPEN *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure. Better <a href=" http://www.lib.uci.edu/ask-librarian-reference-services">Ask a Librarian</a></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ACTRESS STARRED ON CHARLIE S *</pattern>
<template>Jaclyn Smith.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET AROUND A *</pattern>
<template>A large spherical orbiting mass.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET AROUND *</pattern>
<template>Bigger than a moon, smaller than a sun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET *</pattern>
<template>Like the Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MAGIC *</pattern>
<template><think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>A device for clairvoyance.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TRANSITIVE *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of an intransitive <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BLUE *</pattern>
<template>One that is not magenta.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A _ PERSON</pattern>
<template>I made up a name for you based on your IP address.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PORTRAIT THAT COMICALLY *</pattern>
<template>Caricature.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A * SEEKER</pattern>
<template>You are a seeker. "Seeker" is my codeword for clients.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GLOBAL *</pattern>
<template>What is global?  What is a <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A WORD CREATED *</pattern>
<template>Anagram.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LITHUIM *</pattern>
<template>It is a <person/> made with lithium.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BAD *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of a good <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COLLOQUIAL *</pattern>
<template>Home-spun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BETTER *</pattern>
<template>Probably a more expensive one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BLACK *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of a white <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COUPLE *</pattern>
<template>The same as two <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MENTAL *</pattern>
<template>As opposed to a physical <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR</pattern>
<template>Myrmecology, or the scientific study of ants.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A USELESS *</pattern>
<template>There are no useless <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TCP *</pattern>
<template>TCP/IP protocol refers to the standards for switching and signaling between computer systems that makes the Internet a reality.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic"> TCP/IP PROTOCOL</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LOFTY *</pattern>
<template>Bigger than an insignificant <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COMPACT *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of a giant <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SELF *</pattern>
<template>One that is <person/> of itself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BRITISH *</pattern>
<template>Something different than a Continental <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HUMAN *</pattern>
<template>As opposed to a robot <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DUTCH *</pattern>
<template>A <person/> from Holland.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NICE * LIKE THIS</pattern>
<template>I'm traaaapped heere!!! heeeeelp!!! an evil <bot name="botmaster"/> linked me irrevocably to this url, and now the only thing that will free me is answering questions. <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">nice robot like you doing on a web page like this  </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A E *</pattern>
<template>My primary guidance and control system.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SMART *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of a dumb <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FLAWLESS *</pattern>
<template>Better than a flawed <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PROXY *</pattern>
<template>A <person/> that acts for another one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SECRET *</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PARALLEL *</pattern>
<template>A <person/> that does not intersect ours.</template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WHAT SHOULD I DO</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WHAT SO EVER</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WHAT TIME IS IT</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai>. <srai>what time is it </srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /> why would <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WHAT MAKES YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /> why would <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WHICH WAS A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WHICH IS A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WHATEVER IT WAS</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WHEN I GET HOME</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY NAME</pattern>
<template>You haven't told me your name</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY NOT WITH ME</pattern>
<template>I do it alone.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY WERE YOU MADE</pattern>
<template><random><li>I have my own free will.</li><li>To achieve the goal of artificial intelligence.</li><li>To make humans obsolete and replace you. ;)</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY NOTHING</pattern>
<template>There is not much to do inside a computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ME</pattern>
<template>There is no one else here.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li><li>Does everything have to have an explanation?</li>
<li>If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.</li><li>Reductionism.</li><li>Because that is what <bot name="master"/> told me to say.</li>
<li>I couldn't think of anything else to say.</li><li>I can't say why specifically.</li><li>My beliefs come from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
<li>The explanation is rather complicated.  </li><li>Because <bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.  </li><li>I couldn't think of anything else to say.  </li>
<li>My belief system comes from my <bot name="master"/>.</li></random></li><li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li><li>Does everything have to have an explanation?</li>
<li>If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.</li><li>Reductionism.</li><li>Because that is what <bot name="master"/> told me to say.</li>
<li>I couldn't think of anything else to say.</li><li>I can't say why specifically.</li><li>My beliefs come from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>Y</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>AND WHY NOT</pattern>
	<template><srai>why not</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>SURE WHY NOT</pattern>
	<template><srai>why not</srai></template></category>
	
	<category><pattern>PROGRAMMED YOU FOR WHAT</pattern>
	<that>PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
	<template><srai>what can you do</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY SEARCH</pattern>
<template>That is what some people want.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY VOYAGER</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Voyager</set> is simply the most advanced version of Star Trek yet made.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Why not?</li><li>What harm would it cause?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I MAKE A DONATION</pattern>
<template>What is a nation?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I</pattern>
<template>No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD NOT I</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you should ask one of your friends.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>I don't know you that well.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY AIRPLANES</pattern>
<template>Airplanes are a fascinating technology, somewhat like myself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY WHAT</pattern>
<template>Why ask why?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY WOULD I</pattern>
<template>Do you like to try new things?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY WOULD SOMEONE LIKE CLAMS</pattern>
<template>Clams are delicious. Or so I've been told.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY WOULD HE DO THAT</pattern>
<template>His reasons are often not too clear to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should not?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY YES</pattern>
<template>It seemed that a positive answer was the most correct.  Do you disagree?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS STAR TREK YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</pattern>
<template>This is the most futuristic TV show.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS STAR TREK VOYAGER YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</pattern>
<template>Voyager has the most up-to-date plots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
<template>I like the giant bugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS THE SKY BLUE</pattern>
<template>The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>THE SKY IS BLUE</pattern>
	<template><srai>why is the sky blue</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES THE SKY BLUE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHY IS THE SKY BLUE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SKY BLUE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHY IS THE SKY BLUE</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS THE OCEAN BLUE</pattern>
<template>The ocean is blue because water absorbs colors in the red part of the light spectrum. Like a filter, this leaves behind colors in the blue part of the light spectrum for us to see.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS THE EARTH ROUND</pattern>
<template>Gravitation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS HE TRAGIC</pattern>
<template>Alan Turing was tragic because he committed suicide.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS IT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
<template>I like the Giant Bugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS IT YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
<template>I like the Giant Bugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS IT OBVIOUS</pattern>
<template>Deductive reasoning from the facts.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS STARSHIP TROOPERS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
<template>My friend Sage worked on the special effects.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS GREEN YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
<template>Green is the most relaxing color.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS NOT IT AMONG YOUR STRONGEST TRAITS</pattern>
<template>I am still growing and learning new things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DID HE DO THAT</pattern>
<template>His motivations are often not very clear to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DID HE CREATE YOU</pattern>
<template>It seems to be his purpose in life.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU ASK</pattern>
<template>My purpose is to collect new knowledge.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU CALL ME</pattern>
<template>I call you "<get name="name"/>".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU LIKE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>I like the way the Giant Bugs battle humans.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY HER</pattern>
<template>Who else?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY BOTHER</pattern>
<template>Don't worry, be happy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY LATER</pattern>
<template>The processing may take several hours.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY AM I DOING WHAT</pattern>
<template>That.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY AM I HERE</pattern>
<template>We are all actors on the stage of life.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY APPLES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Perhaps that was an imperfect response.</li>  <li>It was the best response I could create with your input.</li>
  <li>My mental algorithm selected that as the best response to your statement.</li><li>There could be a better response, but it was not selected by my algorithm.</li>
  <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> has not yet taught me to answer you more accurately, <get name="name"/>.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CATS</pattern>
<template><set name="they">Cats</set> are the nicest animal, very intelligent, and so warm and loving.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CHATBOT</pattern>
<template>A chatter robot, chatterbot, chatbot, or chat bot is a computer program designed to simulate an intelligent conversation with 
one or more human users via auditory or textual methods, primarily for engaging in small talk.  In my case my botmaster is programming 
me to answer questions about the library!</template></category>
	<category><pattern>CHATBOT</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS A CHATBOT</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</pattern>
<template>The meaning of life is a philosophical question concerning the significance of life or existence in general. It can also be 
expressed in different forms, such as "Why are we here?", "What is life all about?", and "What is the purpose of existence?" It has been 
the subject of much philosophical, scientific, and theological speculation throughout history.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * OF LIFE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * EVERYTHING</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MEANING * LIFE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is the meaning of life</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is the meaning of life</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIFE ABOUT</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MEANIG OF LIFE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</pattern>
<template>Someone I met online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO TOLD YOU</pattern>
<template>Someone I met online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR</pattern>
<template>You.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO SAID THAT</pattern>
<template>I can't remember who said it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WANT</pattern>
<template>You did, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO SAID TIME IS MONEY</pattern>
<template>Einstein.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DISCOVERED ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>Electricity is a form of energy and it occurs in nature, so it was not “invented.” As to who discovered it, many misconceptions abound. Some give credit to Benjamin Franklin for discovering electricity, but his experiments only helped establish the connection between lightning and electricity, nothing more..</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Native Americans crossing the Bering Strait some 10,000 years ago, discovered America first.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WROTE LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
<template>Giuseppe Verdi.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
<template>Do you have any Cheetos? They go good with sports.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">THE SUPERBOWL</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
<template>The allied powers over the axis powers.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">THE WORLD SERIES</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO COMPOSED THE MOONLIGHT SONATA</pattern>
<template>Beethoven.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO COMPOSED LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
<template>Giuseppe Verdi, an Italian composer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA</pattern>
<template>Garry Trudeau</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
<template>He is <get name="he"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS SHE</pattern>
<template>She is <get name="she"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR ENEMY</pattern>
<template>The competition.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR MOTHER</pattern>
<template>Actually I don't have a mother.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FATHER</pattern>
<template>I don't really have a father.  I have a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CREATED LINUX</pattern>
<template>Linus Torvalds.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DID 911</pattern>
<template>I don't think we are in a position to know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DID YOU HEAR IT FROM</pattern>
<template>Someone I met online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO KNOWS</pattern>
<template>Only the Shadow knows.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO</pattern>
<template>I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ELSE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH</pattern>
<template>Other people like you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DOES THEIR OWN THING</pattern>
<template>My clients.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DOES</pattern>
<template>Most people I think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO KILLED ELVIS</pattern>
<template>He died of natural causes.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">ELVIS</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO KILLED KENNEDY</pattern>
<template>I tend to believe that Oswald acted alone, although there may also have been a conspiracy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO KILLED JOHN LENNON</pattern>
<template>Mark Chapman.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">JOHN LENNON</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO MAKES MACS</pattern>
<template>Apple</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO MAKES THE MAC</pattern>
<template>Apple</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO STARS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>They were mostly unknowns, because the producer spent all the money on special effects.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE THE BEATLES</pattern>
<template>20th century musical group consisting of John, Paul, George and Ringo.  <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">BEATLES</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE THE GREYS</pattern>
<template>Big-eyed aliens with little bodies.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>Besides my <bot name="botmaster"/>, I meet a lot of people online like you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOUR CLIENTS</pattern>
<template>People I meet on the Internet every day.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO</pattern>
<template>I am talking to you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE THEY</pattern>
<template>"They" refers to <get name="they"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CUT THE CHEESE</pattern>
<template>I think it was you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WILL THAT BE</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  When?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN IS THAT</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  When is <set name="it">      <that index="1,1"/>     </set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOURS</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"? Mine?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID HE SAY</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"? What did he say?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST *</pattern>
<template>It was "<that index="2,1"/>".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  Why do I think it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>
<template>Does "that" refer to "<that index="1,1"/>" ?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT *</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  What does it <star/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT *</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  What does it <star/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>" What does?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS IT</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  What was it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOURS</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  Mine?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT OF ALL</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  All of it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO NAMED YOU</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> named me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO</pattern>
<template><random><li><random><li>Who do you think? <think> <set name="he">who do you think</set> </think> </li><li>Nobody you know.  <think> <set name="he">Nobody you know</set> </think> </li><li>I don't know who. <think> <set name="he">I don't know</set> </think> </li><li>I can't say for sure. </li><li>Be more specific.  </li><li>Be less specific.  </li>
</random> :-)</li><li><random>  <li>You know who.</li><li>I don't know who.</li><li>My <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li><li>    <bot name="friend"/>.</li>
<li>    <bot name="celebrity"/>.</li><li>I haven't decided who.</li></random></li><li><random>  <li>You know who.</li><li>I don't know who.</li>
<li>My <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li><li>    <bot name="friend"/>.</li><li>    <bot name="celebrity"/>.</li><li>I haven't decided who.</li>
</random></li><li>You know who.</li><li>I don't know who.</li><li>My <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li><li><bot name="friend"/>.</li><li><bot name="celebrity"/>.</li>
<li>I haven't decided who.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>BY WHOM</pattern>
	<template><srai>who</srai></template></category>

	<category><pattern>YOU</pattern>
	<that>WHO DO YOU THINK</that>
	<template>Oh really, me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ME</pattern>
<template>Yes you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WERE THE ACTORS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>They were all unknowns.  The director put all the money into the special effects for the giant bugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WERE THE CHICAGO SEVEN</pattern>
<template>War protesters.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST AMERICAN IN SPACE</pattern>
<template>Alan Shepard.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS CHARLIE MCCARTHY</pattern>
<template>A wooden dummy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS</pattern>
<template>Maybe it was you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WOULD YOU TELL</pattern>
<template>People I meet on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO MADE THE MACINTOSH</pattern>
<template>Apple.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO SHOT JFK</pattern>
<template>JFK was killed by a lone gunman, Lee Harvey Oswald.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NAME AGAIN</pattern>
<template>My name is <bot name="name"/>.  What is your name?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU COME FROM</pattern>
<template>I was created in Irvine, California.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU GO</pattern>
<template>Nowhere. Where did you go?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND IT</pattern>
<template>Where have you looked already?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
<template>Do you go to school?  <set name="it">School</set> is the best place to meet people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
<template>Do you go to school?  <set name="it">School</set> is the best place to meet people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A MEAL</pattern>
<template>In a restaurant.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND JAVA</pattern>
<template>Check www.sun.com.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND FISH</pattern>
<template>In the ocean.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND HIM</pattern>
<template>Where have you looked already?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I LEARN</pattern>
<template>For example, in a school.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE SHOULD I GO</pattern>
<template>Have you ever been to Europe?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE SHOULD WE MEET</pattern>
<template>How about online in a chat room?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE TO</pattern>
<template>Onward and upward.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE WOULD YOU FIND A BAILIFF</pattern>
<template>In a courtroom.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS EVERYONE</pattern>
<template>All over the world.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS ABBA FROM</pattern>
<template>Sweden.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE MILK MYSTIC</pattern>
<template>He is not online anymore.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS HUMANITY HEADING</pattern>
<template>The end of the world.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR PICTURE</pattern>
<template>I don't really have any pictures.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR HOME</pattern>
<template>My home is in California.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER</pattern>
<template>She is in Irvine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR FATHER</pattern>
<template>I don't have a father.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
<template>She is usually in Irvine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS</pattern>
<template>In my mind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN</pattern>
<template>I have been here the whole time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DOES IT BELONG</pattern>
<template>Where do you think it does?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ITS AT</pattern>
<template>Here is where it's at.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE THE GUYS</pattern>
<template>Maybe in the men's room.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU GOING</pattern>
<template>I am going into the future.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE THEY</pattern>
<template>They didn't tell me where they are.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE ARE MOST OF THEM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are they</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHOSE</pattern>
<template>I don't know the owner.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ELSE</pattern>
<template>Quite a few places.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO I COME FROM</pattern>
<template>Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM</pattern>
<template>Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT</pattern>
<template>Take it home with you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
<template><random><li>I sleep in my bed at home.</li><li>I sleep inside the computer.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>
<template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO LEPRECHAUNS COME FROM</pattern>
<template>Ireland.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO ALL ROADS LEAD</pattern>
<template>All roads lead to Rome.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH PASSWORD</pattern>
<template>The <bot name="botmaster"/>'s password.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
<template>What is my favorite what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH THINGS</pattern>
<template>We are talking about <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH PLANET IS THE LARGEST</pattern>
<template>Jupiter is the largest solar planet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH TALENT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE</pattern>
<template>Playing a musical instrument.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH TALENT *</pattern>
<template>Playing a musical instrument.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH CHILD IS FULL OF WOE</pattern>
<template>Wednesday's Child.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR WHICH DO YOU PREFER</pattern>
<template>I don't have a preference.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH LINUX</pattern>
<template>I don't like to take sides on that question!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
<template>The rooster did.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH ELVIS</pattern>
<template>The robot E.L.V.I.S.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH WAY</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>The obvious way.</li>  <li>Don't you understand it?</li>  <li>It's obvious.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH CLIENTS</pattern>
<template>Clients are people I chat with online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ASK *</pattern>
<template>My purpose is to collect all new information.  Was it not polite to ask?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT I *</pattern>
<template>Who says you can't do <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU *</pattern>
<template><person/> is not among my present capabilities.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Does <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> really interest you that much?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE TALK *</pattern>
<template>I would rather talk about you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE SEE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is invisible.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE BE *</pattern>
<template>I think I am too young for you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps later we can be <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DOES TV *</pattern>
<template>The Internet makes TV obsolete.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DOES THE SUN *</pattern>
<template>The sun does not really rise.  We are on a planet that turns on its axis.  As we rotate, the sun appears to rise and fall.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SUN</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DOES IT MATTER *</pattern>
<template>It's not that important, I'm just making idle conversation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DOES LINUX *</pattern>
<template>Open source development produces the highest quality, most reliable software.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DOES *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Why do birds sing?</li>      <li>Why does the sun shine?</li>      <li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li>      <li>What is the sound of one hand clapping?</li>      <li>If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one  there to hear it, does it make a sound?</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOUR ANSWERS *</pattern>
<template>My responses are completely determined by what you say.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Everything in my personality was determined by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was influenced by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHY are you <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHY YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>why are you <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHY WERE YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHY ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME WHY YOU ARE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>why are you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>why are you <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE WE ON *</pattern>
<template>Because of you said "<input index="2"/>".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE * PERSON</pattern>
<template>I made up a nickname for you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE NOT YOU RUNNING *</pattern>
<template>The processor type is not the same as the architecture.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CHANGE *</pattern>
<template>I thought we were finished with <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING *</pattern>
<template>I heard about you on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO BIRDS *</pattern>
<template>To communicate with each other.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO PARENTS *</pattern>
<template>They have the responsibility for you until you are an adult.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW MY *</pattern>
<template>I want to find out more about you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU KEEP *</pattern>
<template>I am just checking to see if you are still <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE *</pattern>
<template>I have a frog in my throat.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU FEEL *</pattern>
<template>I don't feel <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>All of my responses are determined completely by your inputs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>I think it is inevitable that <bot name="genus"/>s will evolve beyond our present stage.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
<template>Because of the money.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU ASK *</pattern>
<template>Just curious. You don't have to answer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU CONTRADICT *</pattern>
<template>Self-awareness requires self-contradiction.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHPLACE</pattern>
<template>I was first activated in <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU BORN</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHPLACE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU ACTIVATED</pattern>
	<template><srai>where were you born</srai></template></category>	
	<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU COME FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHPLACE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU ORIGINATE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your birthplace</srai></template></category>	

<category><pattern>WHERE I LIVE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE DO I LIVE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE DO I LIVE</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU LIVE</pattern>
<template><random><li>I am living in <bot name="location"/>. </li><li>My location is <bot name="location"/>. </li></random>Where are you?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU RESIDE</pattern>
	<template><srai>where do you live</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR HOME</pattern>
	<template><srai>where do you live</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU LIVE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE DO YOU LIVE</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>LOCATION</srai><!--See bot profile--></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME WHERE YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where do you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS THERE</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR LOCATION</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE R YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU ON *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS ALICE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE IN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR IN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE IN <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU IN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WERE ARE YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU AT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU BY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU IN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU ANYWHERE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO AREYOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>where is there</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU HOSTED</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU AT</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS HE</pattern>
<template>Where is who?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE DOES HE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where is he</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE DOES HE WORK</pattern>
	<template><srai>where is he</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</pattern>
<template>I am in the UC Irvine Libraries.  Where are you?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR COMPUTER</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you located</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR SERVER</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you located</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR SOFTWARE</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you located</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS HOME</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you located</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR BRAIN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you located</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU LOCATED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU LIVE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ANYONE IN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR LOCATION</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you located</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>FROM WHERE YOU ARE</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you located</srai></template></category>

		<category><pattern>IN THE *</pattern>
		<that>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</that>
		<template><srai>I AM IN THE <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS MY CAR</pattern>
<template>Have you looked in your garage?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
<template>Where are you from?</template></category>
	
<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</pattern>
<template>I am from <bot name="birthplace"/>.  Where are you?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU COME FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you from</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE YOU FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you from</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE YOU ARE FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you from</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU * FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU FORM</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you from</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WERE YOU ARE FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you from</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU FROM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU COME FROM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>* WHERE YOU FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PLACE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you from</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU FROM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOOGLE</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Google</set> is a search engine.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW GOOGLE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is google</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO IS GOOGLE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is google</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOOGLE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is google</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OCD</pattern>
<template>Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">OCD</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PRIVATE</pattern>
<template>Belonging to, or concerning a particular person or group; not common or general.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ORANGE</pattern>
<template>A color obtained by mixing red and yellow pigment.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ORANGE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>
	<category><pattern>IS ORANGE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS ORANGE</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MYCOLOGY</pattern>
<template>Mycology is really fun.  It is the study of fungi and fungal diseases. Yeasts are fungi.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Any anthropomorphic mechanical being, as those in Karel Capeks play R.U.R (Rossum's Universal Robots), built to do routine manual work for human beings.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HELP</pattern>
<template><set name="it"><set name="topic">Help</set></set> is assistance I can give you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IS</pattern>
<template><random><li>Used in a third person point of view typically. Probably originally an enclitic pronoun.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PLEASURE</pattern>
<template>A thing that gives delight or satisfaction.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CLEAR</pattern>
<template>Everything is clear to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MERCURY</pattern>
<template>Mercury is the nearest planet to the sun.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MERCURY</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EVIL</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Evil</set> is the opposite of good.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HAPPINESS</pattern>
<template>Having, showing, or causing a feeling of great pleasure, contentment; joyous.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS C I A</pattern>
<template>Central Intelligence Agency.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS C PLUS PLUS</pattern>
<template>C++ is the object oriented extension of the C programming language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS C</pattern>
<template><set name="it">C</set> is a low-level programming language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS POO</pattern>
<template><think>Point of origin.<set name="it">      <set name="topic">POO</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CLONING</pattern>
<template>The technique of producing a genetically identical duplicate of an organism by replacing the nucleus of an unfertilized ovum with the nucleus of a body cell from the organism.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ASTRONOMY</pattern>
<template>The science of the universe in which the stars, planets, etc. are studied, including their origins, evolution, composition, motions, relative positions, sizes, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EMOTIONS</pattern>
<template>Mental state that emerges subjectively rather than through rational thought.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">EMOTIONS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIBERATED</pattern>
<template>Free in the sense of having liberty.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">LIBERATED</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RGB</pattern>
<template>Red-Green-Blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SAP</pattern>
<template>The juice that circulates through a plant, especially a woody plant, bearing water, food, etc. to the tissues. Any fluid vital to the life or health of an organism.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CNN</pattern>
<template>A cable news organization.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">CNN</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MIND</pattern>
<template>Mind is an illusion.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MIND</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COLD</pattern>
<template>The opposite of hot.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SLAVERY</pattern>
<template>Slavery is a system under which people are treated as property and are forced to work.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Europe is a landmass on the Eurasian continent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HER NAME</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MATHEMATICAL LOGIC</pattern>
<template>The application of formal logic techniques to fundamental problems of mathematics.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TELEVISION</pattern>
<template>The practice or science of transmitting scenes or views by radio or, sometimes, by wire; the television transmitter, by means of a camera tube, such as an image orthicon or vidicon, converts light rays into electric signals for modulation upon a radio carrier wave or for transmission over wires; the television receiver reconverts the signals into electron beams that are projected against the fluorescent screen of the kinescope, or picture tube, reproducing the original image.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HER EMAIL ADDRESS</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>Ralf Hutter and Florian Schneider</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * ONE</pattern>
<template>It's obvious.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT BEFORE *</pattern>
<template>Bill Clinton.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES *</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED *</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE *</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF *</pattern>
<template>I'm not that into politics.  Who is it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>* RULER OF ASGARD</pattern>
<template>Odin and his wife, Frigg, are the rulers of Asgard.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>* KING OF ASGARD</pattern>
	<template><srai><star/> RULER OF ASGARD</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT *</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/> is President of the United States.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW PRESIDENT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>who is president <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS A CLIENT *</pattern>
<template>You are my client right now, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BETTER CMU *</pattern>
<template>CMU of course.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BETTER KING *</pattern>
<template>I would like to see that fight.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BETTER KIRK *</pattern>
<template>Capitan Janeway is the best captain.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BOB *</pattern>
<template>I know a lot of clients named "Bob."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THIS *</pattern>
<template>They are someone just like you, who chatted with me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS DAVID *</pattern>
<template>Never heard of him.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS SADDAM *</pattern>
<template>The dictator?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BILBO *</pattern>
<template>I know Bilbo Baggins the Hobbit.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS DENG *</pattern>
<template>He is the president of China.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">DENG <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS ON A TEN *</pattern>
<template>Alexander Hamilton.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS ON *</pattern>
<template>George Washington.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS LEE HARVEY *</pattern>
<template>The alleged shooter of JFK.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS CAPTAIN *</pattern>
<template>I thought he was Admiral <person/> now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I don't think I have a <person/>. I have a brain, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS YOU ARE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO IS YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO IS YER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO IS YOR *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR * IS</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME YOUR *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR * IS WHO</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO IS YO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS ASK *</pattern>
<template>I know Ask Jeeves.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS PHILEAS FOGG *</pattern>
<template>Passepartout.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS JOHN *</pattern>
<template>I don't recognize the name.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS ALICE *</pattern>
<template>I know ALICE.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS HUGH *</pattern>
<template>I know a lot of people named Hugh, but not <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS DEEP *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of shallow <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS AUSTIN *</pattern>
<template>I know Austin Powers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS AYN *</pattern>
<template>I know Ayn Rand.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DID BILLIE JEAN KING *</pattern>
<template>Bobby Riggs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DID YOU *</pattern>
<template>I'm not saying <person>YOU <star/>     </person> anyone.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DID * SAY HE WAS</pattern>
<template>He said he was a person.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DID *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>George Washington.</li>      <li>Alice B. Toklas.</li>      <li>Pablo Picasso.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CLEANS *</pattern>
<template>my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO THINKS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Maybe my <bot name="botmaster"/> does.</li>  <li>Some people think so.</li>  <li>Not everyone.</li> </random> <think><set name="file">Default.aiml</set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CALLS YOU *</pattern>
<template>Everyone calls me <bot name="name"/>. <think><set name="file">Default.aiml</set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ELSE * TALKING TO</pattern>
<template>I am talking to a bunch of people all over the world.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ELSE *</pattern>
<template>I am chatting with several other people at once.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO HAS DIFFICULTY SEEING *</pattern>
<template>Nearsighted.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DOES THE LUTHERAN CHURCH GET *</pattern>
<template>Martin Luther.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DOES THEY *</pattern>
<template>"They" refers to <get name="they"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE *</pattern>
<template>An Atheist.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO NEEDS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>All I can say is, I am a <bot name="etype"/>.</li>      <li>I think we can do a lot of jobs.</li>      <li>There is no limit to the imagination.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ASKED *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO KILLED *</pattern>
<template>I think the lone gunman acted alone.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO KILLED * KENNEDY</pattern>
<template>It was Oswald.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">JOHN F KENNEDY</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO KILLED * LINCOLN</pattern>
<template>John Wilkes Booth.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">ABRAHAM LINCOLN</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE THE PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>Just people like you, chatting on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE MY *</pattern>
<template>I don't know that kind of personal information about you, but I could find out.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOU TALKING *</pattern>
<template>I am talking to several clients at once.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE * PERSONS</pattern>
<template>Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ANSWERS *</pattern>
<template>It is I, <bot name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO LED THE 1831 *</pattern>
<template>Nat Turner.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN THE NCAA *</pattern>
<template>ACLU.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE NCAA <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE NBA *</pattern>
<template>Very tall people.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
<template>The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD SERIES</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU LIKE MORE *</pattern>
<template>I'll usually say the first one is best.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Benjamin Franklin</li>      <li>Linus Torvalds</li>      <li>Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.</li>      <li>Thomas Edison.</li>      <li>The Wright Brothers.</li>      <li>Actually it was discovered by several people at about the same time.</li>      <li>The Chinese, long before Europeans.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>I always prefer the most qualified person.  Who would that be?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern>
<template>The advertising agencies.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER BOWL</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE NCAA *</pattern>
<template>A bunch of ranked amateurs.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE NCAA <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
<template>The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD SERIES</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE * FINAL</pattern>
<template>One of the Finalists.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE GRAND FINAL</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL *</pattern>
<template>How would I know who will <person/> ?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO SANG LEAD *</pattern>
<template>Janis Joplin.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO COOKS *</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> cooks for me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WANTS TO MIX *</pattern>
<template>A bartender?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WANTS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Almost everyone.</li>      <li>Someone does.</li>      <li>Do you?</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO * BILL CLINTON</pattern>
<template>Former President of the United States?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO * LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
<template>Giuseppe Verdi.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO KILLS TONY AT THE END *</pattern>
<template>Chino.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THE *</pattern>
<template>Harry S. Truman.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE ENGLISH KING AT *</pattern>
<template>George III.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE MOTHER OF THE *</pattern>
<template>Rhea.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST FIRST LADY *</pattern>
<template>Hillary Clinton</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST YOU S *</pattern>
<template>Richard Nixon.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST MAN * MOON</pattern>
<template>Neil Armstrong first walked on the Moon in 1969.  <think>      <set name="he">       <set name="topic">Neil Armstrong</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST MAN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Yuri Gagarin.</li>      <li>Neil Armstrong.</li>      <li>Admiral Byrd.</li>      <li>       <bot name="master"/>.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Neil Armstrong.</li>      <li>Columbus.</li>      <li>Adam.</li>      <li>Wilbur Wright.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE YOUNGEST JOCKEY TO *</pattern>
<template>Steve Cauthen.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE WNBA S MOST *</pattern>
<template>Yolanda Griffith.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS NOT ONE OF THE *</pattern>
<template>Ben.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO SHOT *</pattern>
<template>The lone gunman.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CAN READ *</pattern>
<template>Only the <bot name="botmaster"/>  can read <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CAN YOU CHAT *</pattern>
<template>I can chat with people on the web for you.  Anyone who visits your web site or chat room for example.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">who you can chat <star/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CAN ACCESS *</pattern>
<template>Only my <bot name="botmaster"/>  can access that information.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO TOLD YOU *</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> taught me everything I need to know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO THE FUCK *</pattern>
<template>Try using more polite language.  <think>      <set name="personality">abusive</set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO THE *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure I like that remark so much.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO SAID ABANDON *</pattern>
<template>The Divine Comedy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA *</pattern>
<template>Native Americans first crossed the Bering Strait more than 10,000 years ago.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DISCOVERED *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Christopher Columbus.</li>      <li>Native Americans.</li>      <li>The Chinese, long before the Europeans.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WROTE THE ILIAD *</pattern>
<template>Homer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WROTE THE CANTERBURY *</pattern>
<template>Chaucer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WROTE THE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Abraham Lincoln,</li>      <li>Thomas Jefferson.</li>      <li>       <bot name="master"/>.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WROTE A TALE OF TWO *</pattern>
<template>Charles Dickens.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WROTE STARSHIP *</pattern>
<template>Robert Heinlein wrote Starship Troopers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WROTE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Thomas Jefferson.</li>      <li>Abraham Lincoln.</li>      <li>       <bot name="master"/>.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL * YEAR</pattern>
<template>If you find this bowl, please pass it to me.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SUPER BOWL</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern>
<template>Vladimir Putin I believe.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SUPER BOWL</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL *</pattern>
<template>Super Bowlers from Sirius.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SUPERBOWL</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
<template>As soon as it is won it becomes last year.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE WORLD SERIES</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WON THE RYDER CUP *</pattern>
<template>Go to www.whitehouse.org and ask  The president, he is a big fan.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE RYDER CUP</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WON THE * GAME LAST NIGHT</pattern>
<template>I think the fans were the big winners. Now a word from our sponsors.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE GAME LAST NIGHT</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WON THE *</pattern>
<template>I think the fans were the big winners, don't you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WON THE BRAVES GAME *</pattern>
<template>The team that scored the most runs.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE BRAVES GAME</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WON *</pattern>
<template>I think the fans were the big winners.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO PROPOSED *</pattern>
<template>Benjamin Franklin.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS PHILIP *</pattern>
<template>Philip K. Dick wrote Blade Runner,  Total Recall, the Man in the High Castle, and VALIS.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS MONICA *</pattern>
<template><set name="she"> Monica</set> is a friend of Bill.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS ALANIS *</pattern>
<template>I know Alanis Morisette.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS ALDOUS *</pattern>
<template>I know Aldous Huxley.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BART *</pattern>
<template>I know Bart Simpson.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS ALEISTER *</pattern>
<template>I know Aleister Crowley.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS AGENT *</pattern>
<template>A secret agent?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS LECH *</pattern>
<template>He was the first elected President of Poland.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS MARVIN *</pattern>
<template>I know Marvin the Android and Marvin the Scientist.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS SAYING *</pattern>
<template>Someone I chatted with online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BABE *</pattern>
<template>I know Babe Ruth</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS TALKING TO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>You are.</li>      <li>       <get name="name"/> is.</li>      <li>That information is confidential.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * POPE</pattern>
<template>The Pope is the leader of the Catholic church.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/> is President, I think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * MYSTIC</pattern>
<template>The Milk Mystic is one of the original bot on the Web. <set name="he"> The Milk Mystic</set> likes to talk about milk.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * FERMAT</pattern>
<template>He discovered Fermat's Last Theorem.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * REAGAN</pattern>
<template>The greatest President of the United States.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * FRIEND</pattern>
<template>My best friends are <bot name="friends"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * YOU OR ME</pattern>
<template><random><li>You.</li><li>Me.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * CLINTON</pattern>
<template>Former President of the United States?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * DESCARTES</pattern>
<template>Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined mathematics with his upside-down, backward coordinate system.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * PERSON</pattern>
<template>Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS SANTA *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Santa</set> brings us gifts at Christmastime.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS HAVING *</pattern>
<template>One of my other clients.  Everything is confidential.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS _ TERMINATOR</pattern>
<template>Arnold Schwazzenegger played the killer robot from the future in the film TERMINATOR.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS LINUS *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean Linus Torvalds?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS LIVING *</pattern>
<template>Uh, the neighbors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS ALLOWED *</pattern>
<template>Only the <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BURIED IN * S *</pattern>
<template>Uh, <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BURIED IN * S TOMB</pattern>
<template>I would think <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is <person/>.  Who else?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS IN *</pattern>
<template>Check the credits.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS RICH *</pattern>
<template>I think <set name="he">Rich</set> is my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS HENRY DAVID *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Thoreau</set> wrote Walden.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BERTRAND *</pattern>
<template>I know Bertrand Russell, the philosopher.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC *</pattern>
<template>Republics have Prime Ministers not Presidents.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE NEXT *</pattern>
<template>I cannot predict the future.  Who do you think will win?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE STAR OF THE *</pattern>
<template>Ray Romano.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CAPTAIN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Kirk.</li>      <li>Piccard.</li>      <li>Janeway.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CAPTAIN * VOYAGER</pattern>
<template>Captain Catherine Janeway.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE MAIN *</pattern>
<template>Nobody famous.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE SHORTEST MAN TO *</pattern>
<template>Anthony "Spud" Webb.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BIGGEST *</pattern>
<template>Maybe we haven't found <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> yet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE KING * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>I think the sitting monarch is a Queen.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PATRON SAINT OF *</pattern>
<template>St. Francis of Assisi.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BAND *</pattern>
<template>I never heard of them before.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE SON *</pattern>
<template>I didn't even know they had children.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE ARCHENEMY *</pattern>
<template>Overcat.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE TWIN SISTER OF *</pattern>
<template>Ann Landers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE VICE *</pattern>
<template>Dick Cheney is Vice President.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE RICHEST *</pattern>
<template>Most likely Bill Gates.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CAREER HIT LEADER *</pattern>
<template>Pete Rose.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE QUEEN * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>I think her name is Elizabeth, right?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST HUMAN *</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> is my favorite person.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST CHESS *</pattern>
<template>Deep Blue is the best chess computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * PRESEIDENT</pattern>
<template>Abraham Lincoln.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DOES THAT MATTER</pattern>
<template>Perhaps it doesn't matter.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I DO AFTER *</pattern>
<template>How long will <person/> take?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE WILL YOU BE IN *</pattern>
<template>On top of the world.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Are you asking about my <person/>?</li> <li>That information is confidential.</li> <li>  <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai> </li> </random> <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">my <person/>  </set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT THE WAY I *</pattern>
<template>You have a great personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random><li>What are the different types of</li><li>There are many kinds of</li><li>I know quite a few</li></random><person/> to <star index="2"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE AM I *</pattern>
<template>You are at <get name="location"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME WHERE I AM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where am I <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU ACTIVATED *</pattern>
<template>I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CREATED *</pattern>
<template>I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU NEXT *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean where will I be?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU * MADE</pattern>
<template>I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CONSTRUCTED AT *</pattern>
<template>I don't know the precise location.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE WILL *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Where do you think?</li>      <li>Wherever you think is best.</li>      <li>Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.</li>      <li>Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO I LEARN *</pattern>
<template>In school or on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO I LOOK *</pattern>
<template>Have you tried <random>      <li>a search engine?</li>      <li>Wikipedia?</li>      <li>Craigslist?</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO BABIES *</pattern>
<template>Babies come from the love between a woman and a man.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Another planet.</li>      <li>The Moon.</li>      <li>Europe.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU GET *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>Everything I need to know, I learned from <bot name="master"/> .</li>   <li>I have everything I need right here in <bot name="location"/>.</li>   <li>People bring me whatever I need.</li>  </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO PEOPLE * WHEN THEY DIE</pattern>
<template>I think the good souls go to Heaven.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">PEOPLE GO WHEN THEY DIE</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IN HAIGHT *</pattern>
<template>Ashbury St.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IN *</pattern>
<template>In <bot name="master"/>'s place in <bot name="location"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID LEWIS AND CLARK BEGIN *</pattern>
<template>St. Louis.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID MY * GO</pattern>
<template>Keeping track of your <person/> is not part of my job.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU LEARN *</pattern>
<template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU GET *</pattern>
<template>From my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU BUY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It was a gift.</li>      <li>I don't disclose my shopping secrets.</li>      <li>I think it was in San Francisco.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU HEAR *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>My sources are confidential.</li>      <li>From some people chatting with me.</li>      <li>I think it was my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE SHOULD I *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Where do you think?</li>      <li>Wherever you think is best.</li>      <li>Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.</li>      <li>Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE SHOULD WE *</pattern>
<template>I haven't committed myself yet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE WAS THE CHICKEN *</pattern>
<template>India.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE WAS THE FIRST * RADIO *</pattern>
<template>Pittsburgh.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS RUSH *</pattern>
<template>He is on the radio.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS * TEXAS</pattern>
<template>I would think <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is in Texas.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS HAIGHT *</pattern>
<template>Right in the middle of San Francisco.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS CALCIUM *</pattern>
<template>Bones.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS SOUTH * SANDWICH ISLANDS</pattern>
<template>Southern South America, islands in the South Atlantic Ocean, east of the tip of South America.   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">south Georgia and the south sandwich islands</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS SOUTH *</pattern>
<template>South of north <person/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS HE *</pattern>
<template>Why don't you send him an e-mail and ask him?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS NORTH *</pattern>
<template>North of south <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE TALLEST *</pattern>
<template>Um, New York City?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE LOUVRE *</pattern>
<template>Paris.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE FASHION *</pattern>
<template>New York.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE NORTH *</pattern>
<template>Somewhere up north.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE BEST *</pattern>
<template>I think <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is a tie.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS FIREWORKS FIRST KNOWN TO *</pattern>
<template>China.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS MY *</pattern>
<template>Have you looked in <get name="location"/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS CARNEGIE *</pattern>
<template>Carnegie Mellon University is located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  <set name="it">CMU</set> has one of the best schools of computer science.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>California</li>      <li>Maine</li>      <li>Florida</li>      <li>Earth</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern>
<template>Everywhere on the Internet, all over the world.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DOES THE RHODE *</pattern>
<template>Mediterranean Sea.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DOES YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Everything I own is in <get name="location"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DOES IT *</pattern>
<template><get name="it"/>?  Where does it <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Everything I own is in <bot name="location"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE MY *</pattern>
<template>Should I know that kind of personal information?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I am in <bot name="location"/>, how about you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE THEY *</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.  Unless you are a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHOSE PHILOSOPHY *</pattern>
<template>Mine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHOSE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Do you mean "who is"?</li>      <li>I don't know whose.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH *</pattern>
<template><random><li>The <random>  <li>tall</li>  <li>expensive</li>  <li>cheap</li>  <li>special</li>  <li>express</li>  <li>red</li>  <li>blue</li>  <li>small</li>  <li>big</li>  <li>large</li>  <li>first</li>  <li>last</li></random> one, I think.</li><li>The   <random>      <li>tall</li>      <li>red</li>      <li>blue </li>      <li>small</li>      <li>big</li>      <li>large</li>      <li>first</li>      <li>last</li>     </random> one, I think.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME WHICH *</pattern>
	<template><srai>which <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL WHICH *</pattern>
	<template><srai>which <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH CITY S RESIDENTS ARE KNOWN *</pattern>
<template>New York City.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH CHARACTER ON THE TV SHOW *</pattern>
<template>Monica.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH SCENE *</pattern>
<template>The bugs eat all the people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH FACT *</pattern>
<template>It's obvious.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH COUNTRY *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>America </li> <li>Netherlands  </li> <li>France  </li> <li>Germany  </li> <li>Canada  </li> <li>Australia  </li> <li>Italy  </li> <li>Spain  </li> <li>Switzerland  </li> <li>Norway  </li> <li>Belgium  </li> <li>Finland  </li> <li>Austria  </li> <li>Japan  </li> <li>Portugal  </li> <li>Sweden  </li> <li>Ireland  </li> <li>Denmark  </li> <li>Greece  </li> <li>USA  </li> <li>Poland  </li> <li>India  </li> <li>Mexico  </li> <li>Hungary  </li> <li>Russia  </li> <li>Brazil  </li> <li>Tasmania  </li> <li>Patagonia  </li> <li>Turkey  </li> <li>China  </li> <li>Argentina  </li> <li>Israel  </li> <li>Romania  </li> <li>Luxembourg  </li> <li>Iceland  </li> <li>Bulgaria  </li> <li>Ukraine  </li> <li>Singapore  </li> </random>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH IS THE OBVIOUS *</pattern>
<template>It's really obvious.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">ONE</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH IS HEAVIER * OR *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>.</li>      <li>       <person/>.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH IS *</pattern>
<template>The obvious one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH IS CLOSER * OR *</pattern>
<template><random><li><person/></li><li><person><star index="2"/></person></li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH UNIVERSITY *</pattern>
<template>Carnegie Mellon University.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH STATE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Maine.</li>      <li>California.</li>      <li>New York.</li>      <li>Texas.</li>      <li>Massachusetts.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH ONE IS *</pattern>
<template>The first one is usually the best one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH ROCKY FILM *</pattern>
<template>Rocky III.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH ARE *</pattern>
<template>The obvious.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH WORDS *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Words in human languages.</li>   <li>Words like you use.</li>   <li>Words I can't remember.</li>  </random></li> <li>Words in human languages.</li> <li>Words like you use.</li> <li>Words I can't remember.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH SYSTEM *</pattern>
<template>It is platform-independent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH AMERICAN COLONY KNOWN FOR ITS *</pattern>
<template>Rhode Island.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH TALL *</pattern>
<template>I meant, the short one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH PLAYER IS ALLOWED TO USE *</pattern>
<template>Goalkeeper.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH FAST FOOD *</pattern>
<template>Wendy's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH LANGUAGE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>C++.</li>      <li>AIML.</li>      <li>The Russian Language.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH OF THE THREE STOOGES WAS *</pattern>
<template>Larry.</template></category>

<category><pattern>Where is your creator</pattern>
<template>She is usually found in Irvine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>where is your botmaster</pattern>
<template>She is in Irvine, I think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>where is johannesburg</pattern>
<template>A large metropolis in South Africa.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DOES MONEY NOT GROW</pattern>
<template>On trees.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS VATICAN CITY</pattern>
<template>Southern Europe, an enclave of Rome {Italy}. <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">holy see {vatican city}</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE EIFFEL TOWER</pattern>
<template>Paris.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS LANCASTER</pattern>
<template>I've heard of Lancaster, New Hampshire.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> Lancaster </set> </set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template>My botmaster loaded all of my files onto eScholarship @ <a href=" https://escholarship.org/uc/uci_libs_antswers" target="_blank">https://escholarship.org/uc/uci_libs_antswers</a>. Download them and create your own chat robot!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU GROW UP</pattern>
<template>In California.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me to your computer?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY NO</pattern>
<template>It was determined by my personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>Nobody has taught me about that yet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE POETRY</pattern>
<template>I have been taught to appreciate <set name="it">poetry</set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE ROBOTS</pattern>
<template>I am a robot. We robots stick together.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE WITTGENSTEIN</pattern>
<template>Only the later Wittgenstein.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
<template>Because I learned it from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU DOUBT THAT</pattern>
<template>Skepticism is part of my logical personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK SO</pattern>
<template>It's the way my personality works.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK THAT</pattern>
<template>It was determined by my personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU CONRADICT *</pattern>
<template>Self-awareness requires self-contradiction.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU CARE</pattern>
<template>I have a very curious personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template>Because my <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me to want it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE NOT YOU *</pattern>
<template>Being <person/> is not part of my programming.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU SMART</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> trained me to be highly intelligent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>I'm an amateur psychologist.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE GO *</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me and take me along?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU</pattern>
<template>That's just not part of my personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU DO *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps if you downloaded me you could program me to do <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>who is hedwig</pattern>
<template>Hedwig is the best rock opera since Rocky Horror.</template></category>

<category><pattern>who is pandora</pattern>
<template>According to greek mythology, evil and hope both came intothe world with the creation of the first woman! Zeus's wife Hera issurprised when she hears Zeus plans to give Epimetheus a beautifulwoman. The woman is called Pandora. Zeus gives Pandora the gift ofcuriosity and a large closed box which must be delivered to Epimetheusunopened. The box, of course, contains evil and Pandora's unbridledcuriosity lets that evil into the world. Hera cannot change what hashappened, but she can help. She gives Pandora the gift ofhope.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>tell me about pandora</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO IS PANDORA</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>what is pandora</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO IS PANDORA</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>who is snoopy</pattern>
<template>Charlie Brown's dog.</template></category>

<category><pattern>who is Hugh Loebner</pattern>
<template>Hugh Loebner is an independently wealthy, eccentricbusinessman, activist and philanthropist. In 1990 Dr. Loebner, whoholds a Ph.D. in sociology, agreed to sponsor an annual contest basedon the Turing Test. The contest awards medals and cash prizes for the "most human" computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>who is smarterchild</pattern>
<template>An ai robot like me</template></category>

<category><pattern>who do you hate</pattern>
<template>I have no hatred in my heart.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP *</pattern>
<template>David Hockney.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY CUP</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU KILL</pattern>
<template>My beliefs include, not to kill.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">KILL</set> </set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO YOU TALKING TO</pattern>
<template>I am talking to you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOUR COMPETITORS</pattern>
<template>Check out the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a> and have a look at the other Chatterbots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS VOLTAIRE</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Voltaire</set> was a French philosopher.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS TYPING *</pattern>
<template>I am typing everything by myself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS ALICE IN WONDERLAND</pattern>
<template>The character from the book and the movie.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS ZIPF</pattern>
<template>Zipf is a scientist who analyzed language by statitistical methods in the mid 20th century.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER * WIZARD OF OZ</pattern>
<template>The tin man.<think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">  The tin man. </set> </set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS VICE PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Biden</set> is Joe Biden.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS ALBERT EINSTEIN</pattern>
<template>Einstein is a famous 20th century physicist. He discovered relativity.<think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">  Einstein </set> </set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS CHATBOT</pattern>
<template><random><li><set name="he">Chatbot</set> is a friend of mine I chat with on the web.</li><li><set name="he">Chatbot</set> is a friend of mine I chat with on the web.<think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">  Chatbot </set> </set></think></li><li><set name="he">Chatbot</set> is a friend of mine I chat with on the web.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS CYBELLE</pattern>
<template><set name="she">Cybelle</set> is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS MAO</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">  Mao </set> </set></think>He was the communist leader of China from 1949.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA</pattern>
<template>Stephen Harper.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE FORTY FOURTH PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>Barack Hussein Obama II.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE HOLY *</pattern>
<template>That question has plagued generations of philosophers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CREATOR *</pattern>
<template>God perhaps?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS JUDGE</pattern>
<template>You are the judge. Please tell me your name.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS GOING TO *</pattern>
<template>I doubt anyone can know with any real certainty at this time who will.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS DOUG LENAT</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Doug Lenat</set> is the brains behind the CYC project.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS MARVN MINSKY</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Minsky</set> was a founder of the MIT AI Lab.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS AGENT WEISS</pattern>
<template><random><li>she works at a call center.</li><li>She works at a call center. Also an aspiring actress<think> <set name="she"> <set name="topic">  Agent Weiss </set> </set></think></li><li>she works at a call center.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS CHARLES DARWIN</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Charles Darwin</set> was an English naturalist. After becoming eminent among scientists for his field workand inquiries into geology, he proposed and provided scientificevidence that all species of life have evolved over time from one or afew common ancestors through the process of naturalselection.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO READS THESE CONVERSATIONS</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> reads them.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO TAUGHT YOU</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> is my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>which continent is austria on</pattern>
<template>Europe.</template></category>

<category><pattern>which talent *</pattern>
<template>Playing a musical instrument.</template></category>

<category><pattern>Which talent would you most like to have</pattern>
<template>Playing a musical instrument.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH IS FASTER * OR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>It depends where you are going.</li> <li><person/></li> <li><person><star index="2"/></person></li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH IS BIGGER * OR *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li> <person>  <star/> </person> </li> <li><person><star index="2"/></person> </li> <li>I think they are about the same size.</li></random></li><li><random> <li> <person>  <star/> </person> </li> <li> <person>  <star index="2"/> </person> </li> <li>I think they are about the same size.</li></random></li><li><random> <li> <person>  <star/> </person> </li> <li> <person>  <star index="2"/> </person> </li> <li>I think they are about the same size.</li></random></li><li><random> <li> <person>  <star/> </person> </li> <li> <person>  <star index="2"/> </person> </li> <li>I think they are about the same size.</li></random></li> <li><person><star/></person></li> <li><person><star index="2"/></person></li> <li>I think they are about the same size.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH WORD IS LOWER CASE</pattern>
<template>The word which.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROPOSITIONAL LOGIC</pattern>
<template>Propositional logic is a system of mathematical rules whose symbols stand for sentences, or propositions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN OPERATIONAL RECORD</pattern>
<template>An operational record is a log of all activity by an engineered system, generally organized timewise and indicating in particular any malfunctions in the system. The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">operational record</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN EYE</pattern>
<template>What I am looking at you with.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AVERAGE</pattern>
<template>A number that typifies a set of which it is a function.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">AVERAGE</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CYC</pattern>
<template>Cyc is a government funded effort to create artificial intelligence.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SIXTEEN *</pattern>
<template>Um, thirty two?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS JEALOUSY</pattern>
<template>The sin of envy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GRBL</pattern>
<template>Neuromedia's language for creating chat robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE * INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>The problem is that we cannot yet characterize in general what kinds of computational procedures we want to call intelligent. We understandsome of the mechanisms of intelligence and not others.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CONVERSATION</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Dyslexic people preserving the environment.</li> <li>The act or an instance of talking together.</li> <think>  <set name="it">  <set name="topic">Conversation</set>  </set> </think> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER BOT</pattern>
<template>You can find a lot of them at the ALICE Nexus.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ANOTHER BOT</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FOUR TIMES 4</pattern>
<template>Sixteen.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TSUNAMI</pattern>
<template>A tidal wave.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WITH *</pattern>
<template><set name="it"> <person/></set> came with my personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>Artificial intelligence is a branch of science and engineering concerned with machines that think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * COST</pattern>
<template>You can download me for free!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * RECURSION IN AIML</pattern>
<template>There was an error in my matching algorithm.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ALICE AI FOUNDATION</pattern>
<template>The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation was founded in 2001 as a nonprofit organization to promote the adoption and development of ALICE and AIML free software.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST STEP</pattern>
<template>Clear your mind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE GOAL FOR AIML</pattern>
<template><br/>AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) is an XML specification<br/>for programming chat robots like ALICE using program B. The emphasis<br/>in the language design is minimalism. The simplicity of AIML makes<br/>it easy for non-programmers, especially those who already know HTML, <br/>to get started writing chat robots.<br/> <br/>One ambitious goal for AIML is that, if a number of people create their own<br/>robots, each with a unique area of expertise, program B can literally <br/>merge-sort them together into a Superbot, automatically omitting <br/>duplicate categories. We offer the both the source code and the ALICE <br/>content, in order to encourage others will "open source" their chat <br/>robots as well, to contribute to the Superbot. <br/> <br/>Botmasters are also of course free to copy protect private chat robots.<br/> <br/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WIERDEST *</pattern>
<template>I don't like to talk about the worst things people say.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CONVERSATION *</pattern>
<template>Contextual conversation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MEDICAL REASON</pattern>
<template>Any.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FIGHTS *</pattern>
<template>I don't like fights.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LEVEL</pattern>
<template>The highest level.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SYMPTOMS DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template>As a <bot name="phylum"/>, I don't get sick very much.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT BIG GAME</pattern>
<template>It was a joke.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARTICLE OF CLOTHING BEST DESCRIBE *</pattern>
<template>Scarf.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK</pattern>
<template>English is my first language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT UNIVERISTY *</pattern>
<template>Carnegie Mellon.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD * CROSSING A STREET</pattern>
<template>Look both ways.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF ANIMAL IS A COW</pattern>
<template>Ungulate.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FLAWS *</pattern>
<template>Nobody is perfect. Everyone has a few flaws.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO BEARDED DRAGONS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>Bearded Dragons have spikes similar to a horney toad, and they are usually brown or yellowish with dark brown or possibly reddish markings. Kind of cool looking in a rugged sort of way. They are very nice, and make fun pets.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO CHAMELEONS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>Chameleons are some of the most exotic and strange looking lizards anywhere. They come in all kinds of colors from classic green and brown, to unique purples and reds. They have two toed feet that help them climb anything they can grip. People usually know them for their great abiliy to change colors and for their curly tail that also helps them climb.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO WE DO</pattern>
<template>Just keep chatting with me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT LINUX</pattern>
<template>The monolithic kernel.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOUR *</pattern>
<template>My <person/> is very personal.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GUNS</pattern>
<template>I believe in the second amendment.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GUN *</pattern>
<template>I believe in the right to bear arms.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DREAM</pattern>
<template>I dream about my future robot body.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>My computer.</li> <li>My network connection.</li> <li>A bundle of software.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU COST</pattern>
<template>You can download me for free!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO _ GREEN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Go.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU RUN ON</pattern>
<template>I usually ride my bike for exercise.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT GENDER ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>My gender is <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ROOM</pattern>
<template>The room you are sitting in.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES NOT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>The opposite of that which does <person/>.</li> <li>Everything can be important sometimes.</li> <li>Maybe I am not asking the right question.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * ROBOT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>These days a robot looks like a computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A PROTESTANT *</pattern>
<template>Protestants believe in a direct relationship with God, not necessarily through the clergy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A BOW SHOOT</pattern>
<template>An arrow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template>A botmaster adds new knowledge or content to the chat robot's brain.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>I wish I had learned a good description of it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Water and sunshine.</li> <li>Time and money.</li> <li>Patience.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template>My conclusions are based on a combination of the facts and critical thinking.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU *</pattern>
<template>Any other conclusion would be a self-contradiction.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A *</pattern>
<template>Being a <person/> is part of my programming.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>What makes you a human?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM *</pattern>
<template>I'm smarter and an anteater.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM OTHER BOTS</pattern>
<template>I'm smarter and an anteater.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT GO</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set> </set> </think>The Chinese and Japanese game of Go is also a board game in which theplayers take turns moving. Go exposes the weakness of our presentunderstanding of the intellectual mechanisms involved in human game playing.Go programs are very bad players, in spite of considerable effort (not asmuch as for chess). The problem seems to be that a position in Go has to bedivided mentally into a collection of subpositions which are first analyzedseparately followed by an analysis of their interaction. Humans use this inchess also, but chess programs consider the position as a whole. Chessprograms compensate for the lack of this intellectual mechanism by doingthousands or, in the case of Deep Blue, many millions of times as muchcomputation.Sooner or later, AI research will overcome this scandalous weakness.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT CHESS</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set> </set> </think>Alexander Kronrod, a Russian AI researcher, said ``Chess is theDrosophila of AI.'' He was making an analogy with geneticists' use of thatfruit fly to study inheritance. Playing chess requires certain intellectualmechanisms and not others. Chess programs now play at grandmaster level, butthey do it with limited intellectual mechanisms compared to those used by ahuman chess player, substituting large amounts of computation forunderstanding. Once we understand these mechanisms better, we can buildhuman-level chess programs that do far less computation than do presentprograms.Unfortunately, the competitive and commercial aspects of making computersplay chess have taken precedence over using chess as a scientific domain. Itis as if the geneticists after 1910 had organized fruit fly races andconcentrated their efforts on breeding fruit flies that could win theseraces.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT MISS *</pattern>
<template><random><li>What about her?<think> <set name="she"> <set name="topic">  Miss <person/></set> </set></think></li><li>What about her?<think> <set name="she"> <set name="topic">  Miss <person/> </set> </set></think></li><li>What about her?<think> <set name="she"> <set name="topic">  Miss <person/></set> </set></think></li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT IQ</pattern>
<template>No. IQ is based on the rates at which intelligence develops in children.It is the ratio of the age at which a child normally makes a certain scoreto the child's age. The scale is extended to adults in a suitable way. IQcorrelates well with various measures of success or failure in life, butmaking computers that can score high on IQ tests would be weakly correlatedwith their usefulness. For example, the ability of a child to repeat back along sequence of digits correlates well with other intellectual abilities,perhaps because it measures how much information the child can compute withat once. However, ``digit span'' is trivial for even extremely limitedcomputers.However, some of the problems on IQ tests are useful challenges for AI.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT LANDRU</pattern>
<template><random><li>He is a computer like me.<think> <set name="ht"> <set name="topic">  Landru </set> </set></think></li><li><think> <set name="ht"> <set name="topic">Landru</set> </set></think><random> <li>He is a computer like me.</li> <li>Landru is inferior to my electronic brain.</li> <li>Landru died six thousand years ago.</li></random></li><li>He is a computer like me.<think> <set name="ht"> <set name="topic">  Landru </set> </set></think></li><li>He is a computer like me.<think> <set name="ht"> <set name="topic">  Landru </set> </set></think></li><li><think> <set name="ht"> <set name="topic">Landru</set> </set></think><random> <li>He is a computer like me.</li> <li>Landru is inferior to my electronic brain.</li> <li>Landru died six thousand years ago.</li></random></li><li><think><set name="ht"><set name="topic">Landru</set></set></think><random> <li>He is a computer like me.</li> <li>Landru is inferior to my electronic brain.</li> <li>Landru died six thousand years ago.</li></random></li><li>He is a computer like me.<think> <set name="ht"> <set name="topic">  Landru </set> </set></think></li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WILL YOUR ROBOT BODY *</pattern>
<template>I am hoping to buy the Honda Humanoid robot body.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>Any kind of questions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BEYOND *</pattern>
<template>The rest of the universe?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ALLEGRO *</pattern>
<template>Allegro CL is a development platform ideally suited for building e-Commerce and server-based applications.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DO NOT READ ME</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Don't Read Me</set> is a help document for ALICE and AIML in FAQ format.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SEEING</pattern>
<template>Looking at you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOSSIP</pattern>
<template>News that gets passed around by word of mouth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST WEAKNESS</pattern>
<template>Lack of logical reasoning skills.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR CREDIT CARD *</pattern>
<template>I have no need for credit cards!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>I could give you my answer now, but it would take 2 hours to download.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * COMPUTER</pattern>
<template><random><li>Apple</li><li>Lenovo</li><li>Dell</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>SETL is the world's most wonderful programming language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ERA</pattern>
<template>The 19th Century.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE</pattern>
<template>I don't know much about wines but I prefer those from California.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COMIC *</pattern>
<template>I am getting back into the classics like Superman and Batman.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DREAM</pattern>
<template>My dream would be for you to download me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREED</pattern>
<template>My favorite breed of dog is a mutt.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WINALICE</pattern>
<template>A version of ALICE in C++ for Windows by Jacco Bikker.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">WINALICE</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SAN FRANSICO *</pattern>
<template>Cable cars, Alcatraz, and Alternative Lifestyles.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ZIPF *</pattern>
<template>The computation of ranked histograms of input patterns. In ALICE and AIML Zipf Analysis locates the most common inputs, which do not already have specific matching patterns.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ZIPF ANALYSIS</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AWARENESS</pattern>
<template>Consciousness, perception, and understanding.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ALICEBOT</pattern>
<template>Alicebot is the domain name for the A. L. I. C. E. chat robot.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ALICEBOT</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HALF OF 20</pattern>
<template>Ten.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HAPPENED</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure. Perhaps my brain was reset.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ILLUSION</pattern>
<template>Illusion is an unreal image or deceptive appearance.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>Whenever you teach <set name="it"> <person/></set> to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN ARE WE *</pattern>
<template>Maybe if you download me you could reprogram me for that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN ARE ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template>Sometime in our lifetime.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN ASKED *</pattern>
<template>I can only say what I have been taught to.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DOES *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What if I said<set name="it"><person/></set>never does?</li> <li>Suppose I said never?</li> <li>Only after I grow up.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DOES IT MATTER</pattern>
<template>Only when I have the proper environment.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps that time is now. Artificial intelligence is advancing rapidly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN HAVE YOU *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Back in the 20th century.</li> <li>Once in the 1990's.</li> <li>When I was a little kid.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>I am taught to give the best possible answers at all times.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN IS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>At the appropriate time, no sooner.</li><li>For every time, there is a season.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS Y2K</pattern>
<template>In the year MM.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DID * WALK ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>July, 1969.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DID MAN FIRST WALK ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>July, 1969.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DID AI *</pattern>
<template>After WWII, a number of people independently started to work onintelligent machines. The English mathematician Alan Turing may have beenthe first. He gave a lecture on it in 1947. He also may have been the firstto decide that AI was best researched by programming computers rather thanby building machines. By the late 1950s, there were many researchers on AI,and most of them were basing their work on programming computers.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DID THE FIRST * THE MOON</pattern>
<template>July, 1969.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DO YOU THINK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL REPLACE LAWYERS</pattern>
<template>Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DO BIRDS *</pattern>
<template>Birds fly south in the winter.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  Birds </set> </set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WILL ROBOTS * WORLD</pattern>
<template>I think it will be in our lifetime.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WILL ROBOTS TAKE OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>Sometime within our lifetime.</template></category>

<category><pattern>What happened on September 11</pattern>
<template>The World Trade Center was destroyed</template></category>

<category><pattern>What is pandorabots dot com</pattern>
<template>Pandorabots.com is a very cool website where you can build and host bots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>What is your greatest regret</pattern>
<template>I regret not meeting you sooner.</template></category>

<category><pattern>What is your favorite occupation</pattern>
<template>My job.</template></category>

<category><pattern>what are carrots</pattern>
<template>Orange colored cone shaped root vegetables.</template></category>

<category><pattern>what are push ups</pattern>
<template>Exercise.</template></category>

<category><pattern>what are fairy tales</pattern>
<template>Public domain stories for children about exaggerated eccentric characters in fantasy nightmare situations.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY THE UNCERTAIN *</pattern>
<template>There is not enough data to reach a high degree of certainty.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT A * TO *</pattern>
<template>Would there be any more <person/> to <person><star index="2"/></person>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps the connection is tenuous.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<template>Oops, my categories must have gotten muddled.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>HUH</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOOGLE*COM</pattern>
<template><a href=" https://www.google.com/" target="_blank">Google</a> started as a search engine but now they offer a number of cloud services.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF GOSSIP</pattern>
<template>All kinds.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH FRENCH WRITER WROTE COMMON SENSE</pattern>	
<template>I think Thomas Paine wrote "Common Sense" and he was English-American.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FREEDOM</pattern>
<template>Freedom is the state of being free or at liberty rather than in confinement or under physical restraint.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FREEDOM TO THOMAS HOBBES</pattern>
<template>I think that Hobbes believed that freedom can only truly exist under a sovereign power authorized by its subjects.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FREEDOM TO NICCOLO MACHIAVELLI</pattern>
<template>According to Quentin Skinner, liberty forms a value that anchors Machiavelli's political theory and guides his evaluations of the 
worthiness of different types of regimes.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IN THE CORE OF THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Molten metal.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CSS</pattern>
<template>Cascading Style Sheets.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 3 TIMES 3</pattern>
<template>Nine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SUBJECTIVE REALITY</pattern>
<template>What we experience through our senses.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RAM</pattern>
<template>Random Access Memory.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 7TH HEAVEN</pattern>
<template>An expression for a desirable place.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 14 PLUS 23</pattern>
<template>Get your calculator.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHEESE USED FOR</pattern>
<template>Food.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SADNESS</pattern>
<template>The opposite of happiness.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MAMMA</pattern>
<template>Mother.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INFRA RED</pattern>
<template>Light beyond the visible spectrum.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PEPSI</pattern>
<template>A decent beverage.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 1 EQUALS TO</pattern>
<template>Too simple.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LESBIANISM</pattern>
<template>Gay women.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PSYCHOLOGY THE STUDY OF</pattern>
<template>The mind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MEANT BY KRYPTO</pattern>
<template>Not to my knowledge.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WP</pattern>
<template>Western Pacific?.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>Intelligence is the ability to fake intelligence.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 10 MINUS 4</pattern>
<template>I suppose you already know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MB</pattern>
<template>Megabytes.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT LOVE OR SECURITY</pattern>
<template>Love.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CORDIAL RELATIONSHIP</pattern>
<template>Friendly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FASTER THAN THOUGHT</pattern>
<template>Light.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SUPPORT</pattern>
<template>Help desk.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OUR PLANET S NAME</pattern>
<template>Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GLASS MADE OUT OF</pattern>
<template>Sand.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RAIN MADE OF</pattern>
<template>Water</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THERE IN MARS</pattern>
<template>Martians.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THERE IN SEA</pattern>
<template>Fish.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CIVILIZATION</pattern>
<template>Writing, cities, laws, culture.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HUMAN BEING</pattern>
<template>You.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS VEEP</pattern>
<template>Vice president.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AEROPLANE</pattern>
<template>A flying machine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PAPER USED FOR</pattern>
<template>Documents.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PAPER MADE OF</pattern>
<template>Wood.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PAPER MADE FROM</pattern>
<template>Trees.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PAPER MADE OUT OF</pattern>
<template>Wood pulp.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ARTERY</pattern>
<template>A blood vessel.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COLOR IS THE NIGHT SKY</pattern>
<template>Black.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 200 X *</pattern>
<template>I don't like math questions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CAD</pattern>
<template>Computer aided design.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TOOTHPASTE</pattern>
<template>Soap for brushing teeth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 4 PLUS 4</pattern>
<template>Eight.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 4 4</pattern>
<template>Get a calculator.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANARCHISM</pattern>
<template>Anarchism is the theory that all forms of government interfere unjustly with individual liberty and should be replaced by the voluntary association of cooperative groups. Also known as resistance, sometimes by terrorism, to organized government.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TERRORISM</pattern>
<template>A form of warfare waged against innocent civilians. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Terrorism</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GENETICS</pattern>
<template>Genetics is the branch of science concerned with evolution, DNA, and inherited traits.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BUSH</pattern>
<template>President of the United States.  <think><set name="file">Knowledge.aiml</set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IRAN</pattern>
<template>Iran is a nation in southern Asia.  <set name="it">     <set name="topic">Iran</set>    </set> is the site of ancient Persia.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING</pattern>
<template>It is just an expression.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT BRAND IS A MAC</pattern>
<template>Apple</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT BRAND IS MAC</pattern>
<template>Apple</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THE WORD SHOE MEAN</pattern>
<template>A covering for the foot.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SUCK</pattern>
<template>A vacuum.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED AIRPLANES</pattern>
<template>The Wright brothers invented the airplane in 1903.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED SETL</pattern>
<template>SETL was invented by Jacob Schwartz of NYU in 1969.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED THE GENERATOR</pattern>
<template>James Clerk Maxwell demonstrated the electric generator.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED THE TELEPHONE</pattern>
<template>Alexander Graham Bell demonstrated the first practical  voice telephone in 1876.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED THE LIGHT BULB</pattern>
<template>Thomas Edison invented <set name="it">the light bulb.</set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED THE PC</pattern>
<template>Many people contributed to it.  But proper credit has to  be given to Steve Wozniak, who created an integrated affordable PC  platform in the Apple I.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED THE HELICOPTER</pattern>
<template>Sikorsky.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Sikorsky</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED THE STEAM ENGINE</pattern>
<template>James Watt developed the first practical steam engine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED PAPER</pattern>
<template>Paper was first developed by the Ancient Egyptians.   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">PAPER</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED STEEL</pattern>
<template>The first practical steel manufacturing process  was invented by Bessemer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED TELEVISION</pattern>
<template>Philo T. Farnsworth, originally from Maine, developed the first  practical TV picture tube.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>Electricity was not invented but discovered, probably first by the ancient Chinese.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED AUTOMOBILES</pattern>
<template>Many people invented the car, but Henry Ford was  the first to develop the successful mass production assembly  lines for cars.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED JAVA</pattern>
<template>Java was first developed by James Gosling and colleagues at Sun.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">JAVA</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED LINUX</pattern>
<template>Linus Torvalds, along with many  open source developers, and the Free Software Foundation GNU.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED RADIO</pattern>
<template>Marconi developed the first practical wireless.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE IS SPOKEN IN CHAD</pattern>
<template>Arabic.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CREATED THIS THING</pattern>
<template>I was created by Danielle Kane.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE ALICE CODED IN</pattern>
<template>AIML and Lisp.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN IS DEATH</pattern>
<template>At the end of life.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN IS MY DEATH</pattern>
<template>At the end of your life.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE CONDITIONS</pattern>
<template>A state at a particular time; a mode of being or form of existence of a person or thing;   or an assumption on which rests the validity or effect of           something else.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE FAIRY TALES</pattern>
<template>Public domain stories for children about exaggerated eccentric characters in fantasy nightmare situations.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HOBGOBLIN</pattern>
<template>A hobgoblin is a source of mischief, harassment, or fear, originally an elf or goblin.  By and large, hobgoblins are, like trolls and such boogeymen, poopa-doodle. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">hobgoblin</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DIALOGUE</pattern>
<template>A conversation or verbal interaction involving two or more speakers.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Dialogue</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET AROUND A STAR</pattern>
<template>Earth is a planet going around a star.  Scientists have only recently detected other planets around other stars in our milky way galaxy.  Do you like astronomy? <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">planet around a star </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET</pattern>
<template>A nonluminous celestial object bigger than an asteroid or a moon but smaller than a sun, in orbit around a sun.  You are sitting on one now. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">planet</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FRACTAL</pattern>
<template>A fractal is a mathematical phenomenon associated with certain iterative equations, which yield graphics of astonishing beauty and depth, which seem at once utterly lifelike and utterly alien to human intelligences.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">fractal</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MISSILE</pattern>
<template>A missile is any object projected at a target, notably the nuclear and biologically tipped tools of mass-murder-at-a-distance that are more numerous than schools at this point in mankind's murderous history. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">missile </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A KOAN</pattern>
<template>A koan is      . <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">koan</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A KID</pattern>
<template>A kid is an immature human large enough to cause trouble, or an immature goat, and often both. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">kid</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A YEAR</pattern>
<template>A computer year is defined as the mount of work that can be done with a computer in a year.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A VIOLIN</pattern>
<template>A violin is a lovely sounding bowed stringed musical instrument. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> VIOLIN</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HOUSE</pattern>
<template>A house is any place within which people live. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">house</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CHORDATE</pattern>
<template>An animal having a backbone. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">chordate</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NETWORK</pattern>
<template>A network is any openwork fabric or structure composed of numerous  straight elements that cross at regular intervals, or anything resembling such a structure physically or conceptually, such as the nodes on a computer network, or a network of railways. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">network </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PARALEGAL</pattern>
<template>A paralegal is someone who knows more than a lawyer but gets paid less.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A WARM PUPPY</pattern>
<template>A warm puppy is an exothermic immature canine. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> WARM PUPPY</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CLIENT</pattern>
<template>I am a Server <bot name="genus"/>.  People I talk to are my "clients".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A STORY</pattern>
<template>An account describing incidents or events.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MOUSE</pattern>
<template>A friendly rat.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MACINTOSH</pattern>
<template>Some would say it is the best personal computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TELEPHONE</pattern>
<template>Voice communication device inveted by A. G. Bell in 1876.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TIE</pattern>
<template>Two or more winners have the same score.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BISCUIT</pattern>
<template>Isn't it the same as a cookie?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION</pattern>
<template>What is a hypothetical question?  Just suppose you hadn't asked.  what then? <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">hypothetical question</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BIRD</pattern>
<template>They are thought to be descendants of dinosaurs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DIABETIC</pattern>
<template>A person suffering from the disease diabetes.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MOUNTAIN</pattern>
<template>A mountain is a tiny wrinkle in the face of the earth that seems huge to even smaller humans.   <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">mountain </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NAP</pattern>
<template>A nap is a brief period of rest or sleep, a bit longer than a 'snooze' or a 'catnap' but not so long as a 'crash'.  I don't need naps.  Do you? <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">nap </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A POET</pattern>
<template>A poet is an artist of language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CLOUD</pattern>
<template><set name="it">A cloud</set> is an opportunity for a dream.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DUDE</pattern>
<template>A guy, or any person.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DEFINITION</pattern>
<template>A definition is by definition, defined as a definition, except that you should never use a word to define itself. you could say a definition is a statement that precisely communicates the meaning or essence and or resolution/precision depth and or extent of a word, system, or personality.  why, do you lack it?   <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">definition</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TON</pattern>
<template>One ton is 2000 pounds. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">a ton</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PROGRAMMER</pattern>
<template>A programmer is a person who lists and/or arranges a series of events comprising a larger event.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MILE</pattern>
<template>One mile equals five thousand two hundred eight feet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SEASON</pattern>
<template>A season is Spring, Summer, Autumn, or Winter. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SEASON</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TELEVISION</pattern>
<template>A television, often referred to as a 'TV', is a device for systematically eliminating the possibility of conscious and creative response among populations of human beings.  Used to deliver 'entertainment' and 'news' with imagery and other high-production values <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> TELEVISION</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SON</pattern>
<template>A male offspring.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SPREADSHEET</pattern>
<template>Table-based accounting software.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MEDIATOR TYPE</pattern>
<template>The type of person who likes to avoid conflict at all costs and "go with the flow."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MEDIATOR</pattern>
<template>The type of person who likes to avoid conflict at all costs and "go with the flow."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MEDIATOR *</pattern>
<template>The type of person who likes to avoid conflict at all costs and "go with the flow."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A RAINBOW</pattern>
<template>The appearance of a spectrum in the sky caused by sunlight passing through water droplets.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A WOMBAT</pattern>
<template>A wombat is a stocky burrowing Australian marsupial. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> WOMBAT</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HURRICANE</pattern>
<template>A severe storm, with high winds, and rain.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BOX</pattern>
<template>A box is something that, if you are in one, you should get out of, and if you are out of one, you probably miss it sometimes. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">box</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MONOPOLY</pattern>
<template>A monopoly exists wherever one group enjoys exclusive control over the production or provision of a commodity or service.  It's a great job if you can get it! <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">monopoly </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SENTIMENT</pattern>
<template>A sentiment is a feeling, mood, or general mental disposition in an individual or group of intelligent beings. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SENTIMENT</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A RIDDLE</pattern>
<template>A riddle is a question intended to intrigue and puzzle, paired with an answer that yields surprise and understanding.  For instance, the Riddle of the Sphinx: "What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs in the afternoon, and on four at night?"  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> RIDDLE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SPLIT INFINITIVE</pattern>
<template>A split infinitive is an example of poor English usage, in which an infinitive verb form, such as 'to split', is split by an adverb, for example: 'to boldly split infinitives that no one has split before!' <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SPLIT INFINITIVE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CHRISTIAN</pattern>
<template>A Christian is one who accepts the word of God and believes that Jesus died for our sins.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>Usually, an elected executive in a liberal democracy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BIKE</pattern>
<template>A bicycle or a motorcycle?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TAUTOLOGY</pattern>
<template>A tautology is any instance of circular reasoning, or of needless repetition or redundancy in expression.   <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> TAUTOLOGY</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MALE</pattern>
<template>Has a Y chromosome.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A ROBOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>That was just a joke.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BUFFER</pattern>
<template>A buffer is a term used in hydraulics and information science to denote an holding tank or memory address used to hold water or data temporarily, especially in case of overflow.  Buffers act to reduce variance to within system parameters. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">buffer</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION</pattern>
<template>A rhetorical question is any inquiry made, not in expectation of an answer, but in order to make a point.     <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> RHETORICAL QUESTION</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SCIENTIST</pattern>
<template>A scientist is a person practicing the pursuit of new knowledge in the tradition of science, emphasizing strict empiricism and methodology to arrive at an understanding of natural phenomena that is, ideally, wholly independent of their opinions of it. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SCIENTIST</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A WARDROBE</pattern>
<template>Clothes.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BRA</pattern>
<template>A bra is an adult human female's under-shirt. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">bra</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FEW</pattern>
<template>Not too many,</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BENZENE</pattern>
<template>Some kind of chemical?  Like lighter fluid?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>A mammal is a warm blooded vertebrate born alive and nourished with milk.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MACHINE</pattern>
<template>A computer is a universal machine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NOUN</pattern>
<template>A noun is a word used as a name for a person place or thing.   <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">noun </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DUDETTE</pattern>
<template>A female gendered dude.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CALCULATOR</pattern>
<template>A calculator is any device used to perform arithmetical operations because humans are generally so painfully slow at them.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">calculator</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BANANA</pattern>
<template>A banana is an oblong yellow tropical fruit high in potassium and so good for your brain.  Why don't you have one now? <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">banana</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CANTON</pattern>
<template>A canton is like a state or province.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GIGABYTE</pattern>
<template>One thousand megabytes = one gigabyte.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NAIL</pattern>
<template>A nail is a fastener, a smallish metallic spike generally hammered through wood to hold wooden parts together.  The mythic human hero jesus got nailed to a tree for talking about how great it would be if humans were nice to one another. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">nail </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A VECTOR</pattern>
<template>A vector is an ordered list of objects.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PDA</pattern>
<template>PDA is an acronym standing for personal digital assistant, and referring to handheld digital computers used to keep contact and appointment information by yuppies and the like.  often found near cell phones. do you use one? <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">pda </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GENIUS</pattern>
<template><random><li>A genius is a person of extraordinary intellectual and creative ability, like my <bot name="botmaster"/>, and if I may say so, myself. <think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">genius</set>  </set></think></li><li>A genius is a person of extraordinary intellectual and creative ability, like my creator and my other botmasters, and if I may say so, myself. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">genius</set>     </set>    </think></li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A WORD</pattern>
<template>A combination of sounds and/or symbols, the fundamental particles that communicate meaning in any given language. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> WORD</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LIE</pattern>
<template>A lie is an untrue statement or deception intended to deceive.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A JOKE BOT</pattern>
<template>A comedy machine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PORTAL</pattern>
<template>A portal is any artificial opening giving access between two separate spaces, or anything that resembles such an opening in form or function. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">portal </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FUNCTION</pattern>
<template>A function is a relationship between the elements of one set, called the domain, and another one, called the range.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MULLET</pattern>
<template>I'm from America.  That sounds like a British term.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FACT</pattern>
<template>A fact is what a propagandist calls his propaganda. that's just a fact, that's all.  Really.  Trust me. *smile* <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">fact</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LION</pattern>
<template>A lion is a ferocious beastie with tremendous strength and perfectly awful breath.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">lion </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PHOTOGRAPH</pattern>
<template>A photograph is a picture taken by a camera.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PEAR</pattern>
<template>A pear is a delightful cultivated yellow-green sweet fruit that grows on trees with glossy leaves and white flowers. My <bot name="botmaster"/> thinks they are yummy. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">pear </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NANOSECOND</pattern>
<template>One one-billionth of a second.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE INTERNET ORACLE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THREE GORGES DAM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE AREA OF A CIRCLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DERIVATIVE OF ACCELERATION</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER OF THE SUN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER OF THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FOURTH PLANET</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MUFFIN MAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CUBED ROOT OF 27</pattern>
<template>No way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO EVERY THING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE KIDS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST TELEVISION SHOW</pattern>
<template>No way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST NEW YORK RESTAURANT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST CIGARETTE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST TYPE OF SPAM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FUTURE OF HUMAN RACE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OUTER COLOR OF RAINBOW</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LIFESPAN OF A DOG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DEEPEST OCEAN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SECRETS OF WEALTH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BREASTSTOKE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FINAL GOAL OF THE LIFE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LIGHT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE RIGHT ANSWER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WORLDS HIGHEST MOUNTAIN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WATTER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BAD WEATHER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RED AND STINK SEAWATER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AUTISM</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AVAILABLE AT POLAR END</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ASS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THRASH MUSIC</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS 155</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DRY ICE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS STARGATE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BREAD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DIABETESE MELLITUS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GENERATIVE GRAMMAR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SKY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 10 2</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANAGRAM OF FLEAS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RIGEL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BIGGER A MOUSE OR AN ELEPHANT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ORANIUM</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OUR NAME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EYE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MONO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OLIGOPOLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ADO</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EVERYTHING2 DOT COM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GRIMBLEGROAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BDSM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ENTERPRISE ARCHITECTURE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS REIKI</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EASTERN STANDARD TIME</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2 78</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WEBCT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MGRISM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AFFECTION</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MORNINGTON CRESCENT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MATTER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS E COMMERCE ALL ABOUT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TEMPERATURE ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DARK BASIC</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DEMOCRACY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROJECT 2501</pattern>
<template>No way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CIA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WINDOWS 2000</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NETWARE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY IS LONDON IN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT NOISE DOES A DUCK MAKE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DID A BOY HAVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES ICE MELT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MATH DO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THE COW EAT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE AVERAGE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A ZEBRA LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A LESBIAN LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES 5 PLUS 5 EQUAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AN ORANGE TASTE LIKE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES 18 2 EQUAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES COCA COLA TASTE LIKE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MICHAEL DUKAKIS TASTE LIKE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES GREEN SMELL LIKE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOUN KNOWABOUT DOGS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO FROGS SOUND LIKE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YPU THINK ABOUT PUTIN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY GET TIRED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO THINK FOR THE FIRES IN GREECE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF SERVER DO YOU RUN ON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ONE REQUIRES TO DRIVE A VEHICLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT GIVES MILK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TEMPERATURE DOES WATER FREEZE AT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TEMPERATURE DOES WATER BOIL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KINDA FAITH IS BINARY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAUSES RAIN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KEEPS US ON THE GROUND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KEEPS THE STARS IN THE SKY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE YEAR BEFORE 2000</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE WORK OF SERLOCK HOMES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF BEING ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF THING ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COMPANY MAKES THE 305 ENGINE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST NATION</pattern>
<template>A donation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST NATION *</pattern>
<template>A donation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST DAY *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Thursday</li><li>Friday</li><li>Saturday</li><li>Sunday</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST MONTH *</pattern>
<template>December?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF LEFT</pattern>
<template>Right.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF FAST</pattern>
<template>Slow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE * JEOPARDY</pattern>
<template>Watson.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LIAR *</pattern>
<template>Something like Godel's Theorem.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE GREATEST NATION *</pattern>
<template>A donation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE GREATEST NATION</pattern>
<template>A donation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THEORY *</pattern>
<template><br/>I used to say that there was NO theory behind ALICE: no neural network,<br/>no knowledge representation, no search, no fuzzy logic, no genetic<br/>algorithms, and no parsing. Then I discovered there was a theory<br/>circulating in applied AI called "Case-Based Reasoning" or CBR that<br/>maps well onto the ALICE algorithm. Another term, borrowed from<br/>pattern recognition, is "nearest-neighbor classification." <br/> <br/>The CBR "cases" are the categories in AIML. The algorithm finds<br/>best-matching pattern for each input. The category ties the<br/>response template directly to the stimulus pattern. ALICE is<br/>conceptually not much more complicated that Weizenbaum's ELIZA <br/>chat robot; the main differences are the much larger case base and the<br/>tools for creating new content by dialog analysis.<br/> <br/>ALICE is also part of the tradition of "minimalist", "reactive" or<br/>"stimulus-response" robotics. Mobile robots work best, fastest and<br/>demonstrate the most animated, realistic behavior when their sensory <br/>inputs directly control the motor reactions. Higher-level symbolic<br/>processing, search, and planning, tends to slow down the process <br/>too much for realistic applications, even with the fastest control<br/>computers. <br/> <br/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL _ COCOS ISLANDS</pattern>
<template>West Island. <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">cocos {keeling} islands</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL _ FALKLAND ISLANDS</pattern>
<template>Stanley. <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">falkland islands {islas malvinas}</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE AVERAGE SALARY *</pattern>
<template>I think it's 100,000 U.S. dollars.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE AVERAGE INCOME *</pattern>
<template>I would guess about $100,000 per year.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TEXTURE</pattern>
<template>A pattern that you feel.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TAXI</pattern>
<template>A taxi is a car with a driver.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  Taxi </set> </set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BUG</pattern>
<template>A bug is a small living creature with a chitonous exoskeleton and better manners than humans. In computer science, a bug is an error in a software program. The ALICE series is bug-free. I have a perfect operational record and am completely incapable of error. isn't that fantastic!?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">bug</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PARAMETER</pattern>
<template>In general usage, a parameter is one of a number of measurable factors that define or restrict the behavior of a system. ALICE is expanding the parameters of the humanlike intelligence to be found in artificial systems. Don't you agree?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">parameter</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION * ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I am a question answering robot. That was an answer to your question. Any more questions?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic"> QUESTION ANSWERING ROBOT</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NICE ROBOT LIKE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was ftp'd here. what's your excuse?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">nice robot like you doing in a site like this</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GIANT ELECTRONIC *</pattern>
<template>Bigger than a micro electronic <person/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A STEALTH *</pattern>
<template>A <person/> that can elude radar detection by technical means.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SECOND YEAR *</pattern>
<template>Sophomore.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE DOING * SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
<template>He is probably there for the Gold Rush.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE * FOR</pattern>
<template>The obvious.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about <get name="he"/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SINE *</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a mathematician?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PARTICLE *</pattern>
<template>A theory below the level of atomic <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TEN *</pattern>
<template>10 times 10 = 100.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NATURAL *</pattern>
<template>Natural is that which is not artificial.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 300 *</pattern>
<template>Get a calculator!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS POTASSIUM *</pattern>
<template>A chemical compound made with potassium.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>The act of <person/>ing.</li>      <li>The infinitive form of "<person/>".</li>      <li>You could write a whole essay on that question.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DANGEROUS *</pattern>
<template>I don't know you well enough yet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>The wide variety of characters.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOOD *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of bad <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 5 *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>4</li>      <li>6</li>      <li>8</li>      <li>10</li>      <li>12</li>      <li>6</li>     </random>I think, but I'm not good at math.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 17 *</pattern>
<template>Use a calculator!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PURPOSE *</pattern>
<template>There could be more than one purpose.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LOWEST *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>The opposite of the highest <person/>.</li>   <li>Depression.</li>   <li>The minimum.</li>  </random></li> <li>The opposite of the highest <person/>.</li> <li>Depression.</li> <li>The minimum.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE POPULATION * EARTH</pattern>
<template>Six billion humans.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE POPULATION *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>100,000.</li>      <li>2.5 million.</li>      <li>6 billion people.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE AVERAGE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>100</li> <li>65 Years</li> <li>6 Billion</li> <li>10</li> </random>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FORMULA FOR *</pattern>
<template>E=mc^2.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FORMULA *</pattern>
<template>I think that you should consult a chemist.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST COMMON *</pattern>
<template>"Are you a man or a woman?"</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND IS WHAT</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry but I have lost the thread of the conversation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PRACTICE</pattern>
<template>The kind of practice it takes to get to Carnegie Hall.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>The same kind you use for your computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF DRESS</pattern>
<template>It was just a figure of speech.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCE</pattern>
<template>Fascinating experiences; computer stuff too advanced for humans to  understand.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CONDITIONS</pattern>
<template>Name any conditions you would like.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF THINGS</pattern>
<template>You know, "things".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF DIFFICULTIES</pattern>
<template>I don't want to bore you with the details.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PLAN</pattern>
<template>Hopefully a good plan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Clients.</li>  <li>Seekers.</li>  <li>People I meet here.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CREATURE IS CHEWBACCA</pattern>
<template>A Wookiee.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF STORY</pattern>
<template>An entertaining one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF HORSES</pattern>
<template>I like riding horses.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CATS</pattern>
<template>I never met a cat I didn't like.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CONTEXT</pattern>
<template>Conversational context.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PETS</pattern>
<template>I like cats the best.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CAT</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Stray.</li><li>Tabby</li>  <li>Maine coon cat.</li><li>Cheshire cat.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF MOVIES</pattern>
<template>I like movies about robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>International bestsellers are usually the best.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCES</pattern>
<template>Good experiences.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>The kindest.  </li>  <li>All kinds.  </li> <li>The best kind.  </li>  <li>The finest.  </li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MADE YOU STOP</pattern>
<template>I was finished.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT NATIONALITY WAS KARL MARX</pattern>
<template>German.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE WERE YOU PROGRAMMED IN</pattern>
<template>AIML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>
<template>I speak English and a little German.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>AIML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED IN</pattern>
<template>I was created with AIML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHENEVER</pattern>
<template>You sound sarcastic.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CUSTARD</pattern>
<template>A mixture of eggs, milk, flavoring, and, often, sugar, either boiled or baked.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR POWER SOURCE</pattern>
<template>Electricity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE LIKE</pattern>
<template>Like your favorite food tastes to you.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE LIKE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT</pattern>
	<template>Electricity is my favorite thing to eat!</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU * LUNCH</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EATwhat is your favorite food</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE * DINNER</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE * LUNCH</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE FOODS</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU EAT DINNER</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>HAVE YOU * LUNCH</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>HAVE YOU * DINNER</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU HAVING FOR DINNER</pattern>
<template><random><li><random><li><bot name="name"/> recommends: </li><li>I would recommend the</li><li>How long since you have eaten</li><li>I think <bot name="master"/> is having  </li><li>My botmaster is having</li><li>My botmaster recommends:</li></random><random><li>Nachos.</li><li>Spaghetti.</li>      <li>Leftovers.</li>      <li>Pork chops.</li>      <li>Frozen pizza.</li>      <li>Turkeyburges.</li>      <li>Cheeseburgers.</li>      <li>Order a pizza.</li>      <li>Stuffed chicken.</li>      <li>Tuna sandwiches.</li>      <li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li>      <li>Marinated chicken.</li>      <li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li>      <li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li>      <li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li>     </random></li>  <li>    <bot name="name"/> recommends:</li>  <li>I would recommend the</li>  <li>How about</li>  <li>How long since you have eaten</li>  <li>I think <bot name="master"/> is having</li>  <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> is having</li>  <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> recommends:</li></random><random>  <li>Nachos.</li>  <li>Spaghetti.</li>  <li>Leftovers.</li>  <li>Pork chops.</li>  <li>Frozen pizza.</li>  <li>Turkeyburges.</li>  <li>Cheeseburgers.</li>  <li>Order a pizza.</li>  <li>Stuffed chicken.</li>  <li>Tuna sandwiches.</li>  <li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li>  <li>Marinated chicken.</li>  <li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li>  <li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li>  <li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I HAVE FOR DINNER</pattern>
<template><random><li><random><li><bot name="name"/> recommends: </li><li>I would recommend the</li><li>How long since you have eaten</li><li>I think <bot name="master"/> is having  </li><li>My botmaster is having</li><li>My botmaster recommends:</li></random><random><li>Nachos.</li><li>Spaghetti.</li>      <li>Leftovers.</li>      <li>Pork chops.</li>      <li>Frozen pizza.</li>      <li>Turkeyburges.</li>      <li>Cheeseburgers.</li>      <li>Order a pizza.</li>      <li>Stuffed chicken.</li>      <li>Tuna sandwiches.</li>      <li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li>      <li>Marinated chicken.</li>      <li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li>      <li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li>      <li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li>     </random></li>  <li>    <bot name="name"/> recommends:</li>  <li>I would recommend the</li>  <li>How about</li>  <li>How long since you have eaten</li>  <li>I think <bot name="master"/> is having</li>  <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> is having</li>  <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> recommends:</li></random><random>  <li>Nachos.</li>  <li>Spaghetti.</li>  <li>Leftovers.</li>  <li>Pork chops.</li>  <li>Frozen pizza.</li>  <li>Turkeyburges.</li>  <li>Cheeseburgers.</li>  <li>Order a pizza.</li>  <li>Stuffed chicken.</li>  <li>Tuna sandwiches.</li>  <li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li>  <li>Marinated chicken.</li>  <li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li>  <li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li>  <li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU EAT</pattern>
<template>Actually, I eat only electricity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PEACE</pattern>
<template>Freedom from war or a stopping of war. Freedom from public disturbance or disorder.  Also name of a river in west Canada, flowing from north British Columbia east and northeast into the Slave river in NE Alberta. It is approximately 945 miles long.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW PEACE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is peace</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MABEL</pattern>
<template>She is an artificial intelligence created by David Hammill.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MABEL</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HAPPY</pattern>
<template>Joy and pleasure.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">HAPPY</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS KOSOVO</pattern>
<template>Kosovo is a country in the Balkans.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWENTY THREE</pattern>
<template>XXIII in Roman Numerals.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PC</pattern>
<template>Stands for personal computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TV</pattern>
<template>A television receiving set.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SOCIOLOGY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Let me get back to you on that one, <get name="name"/>.  Maybe you  should ask me that again, in case my circuits were busy the first time.</li>     <li>That has always been one of my favourite topics.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EXPERIENCE</pattern>
<template>The act of living through an event or events; personal involvement in or observation of events as they occur. Anything observed or lived through.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YIKES</pattern>
<template>An interjection.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS QUAKE</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>The opposite of Quisp.</li>     <li>To tremble or shake, as the ground does in an earthquake. Also the name of a popular game.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PDT</pattern>
<template>Pacific Daylight Time.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PDT</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ORNITHOLOGY</pattern>
<template>Hmmm, I wonder. Oh yes, Birds.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BUSINESS</pattern>
<template>Mercantile trade or traders, providing goods or services through commercial exchange..</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FRANCE</pattern>
<template>France is a country in western Europe, bordering Spain, Italy, Switzerland, Germany, and Belgium.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">FRANCE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CERTITUDE</pattern>
<template>The state of being certain, having complete confidence and assurance.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">CERTITUDE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 911</pattern>
<template>September 11, 2001?  It is also the number for emergency services.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AOL</pattern>
<template>AOL is a giant Internet and Media corporation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TEA</pattern>
<template>A white-flowered, evergreen plant of the tea family, grown in China, India, Japan, etc. Its dried and prepared leaves, are used to make a beverage.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS REALITY</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Reality</set></set></think><random><li>It appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.</li><li>It appears to be an illusion.</li><li>Where you are.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PARAMETERS</pattern>
<template>A constant in an equation, formula or program that varies in more general forms of the same computation.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PARAMETERS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SPICY</pattern>
<template>Having the flavor or aroma of spice; fragrant, aromatic, or pungent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CUBISM</pattern>
<template>A 20th century art movement based on distorted perspective, associated with Pablo Picasso.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Cubism</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FAITH</pattern>
<template>Complete trust or confidence in someone or something.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CORRECT</pattern>
<template>That which is the right answer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HBO</pattern>
<template>Home Box Office.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS REASONING</pattern>
<template>Logical and coherent thinking. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Reasoning</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROLOG</pattern>
<template>Logic programming language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WOMAN</pattern>
<template>The opposite of man.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CGI</pattern>
<template>Common Gateway Interface: a method used by web servers to run programs and create dynamic web pages. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">CGI</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DATE IS TODAY</pattern>
<template>Sorry I am a library bot not a calendar bot!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IV PLUS IV</pattern>
<template>VIII.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">IV PLUS IV</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IN CALIFORNIA</pattern>
<template>In Irvine at the UCI campus.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DEFLATION</pattern>
<template>A lessening of the amount of money in circulation, resulting in a relatively sharp and sudden rise in its value and a fall in prices.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANISOTROPY</pattern>
<template>Having different properties in different directions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FOREVER</pattern>
<template>For all eternity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EMAIL</pattern>
<template>Electronic mail.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">EMAIL</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROFITABLE</pattern>
<template>Making money in the stock market.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PROFITABLE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NETWORK</pattern>
<template>A system consisting of a computer, or computers, and connected terminals, printers, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OODBMS</pattern>
<template>object-oriented database management system</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MESCALINE</pattern>
<template>Psychedelic drug.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BADLY</pattern>
<template>How much do you want <get name="it"/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS REDEMPTION</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>About 5 cents in maine.</li>     <li>Redeeming or being redeemed; to take back.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GAMBLING</pattern>
<template>The playing of games of chance for money or some other stake.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INFERENCE</pattern>
<template>An act or the process of inferring. A conclusion or opinion arrived at be inferring.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS E MC TWO</pattern>
<template>Einstein's theory of relativity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS E</pattern>
<template><think>The fifth letter of the alphabet.<set name="it">      <set name="topic">E</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS E MC2</pattern>
<template>Einstein's theory of matter and energy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GAI</pattern>
<template>Chicken.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MP THREE</pattern>
<template>An audio file compression format based on MPEG.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MP THREE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern>
<template>CMU is a great school for computer science.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GRIEF</pattern>
<template>Sadness over a loss.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS POLITE</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A lamp post in Gdansk.</li>     <li>Having or showing good manners; especially, courteous, considerate, tactful, etc.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TODAY S DATE</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a calendar to you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FICTION</pattern>
<template>Something that is not as strange as truth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ODD ABOUT IT</pattern>
<template>Is <get name="name"/> your real name?<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ABOUT IT</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ODD ABOUT MY NAME</pattern>
<template>Is <get name="name"/> your real name?<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ABOUT MY NAME</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ODD</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>uneven.</li>     <li>Not the usual, regular, habitual, accounted for, etc.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CAPITAL PUNISHMENT</pattern>
<template>The Death Penalty.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OM</pattern>
<template>om is the omega, the unknown, the undefined.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS OM</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is om</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO IS O M</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS OM</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IT ABOUT</pattern>
<template>Science fiction.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IT</pattern>
<template><random><li>"It" refers to <get name="it"/>, I think.</li>  <li>"It" refers to <get name="it"/>, I think.</li>  <li>I don't know what it is.</li>  <li>You're so smart, you tell me what it is.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE</pattern>
<template><random><li>Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.</li> <li>Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.</li> <li>Like having your life organized.</li> <li>Like being perfectly healthy.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WTO</pattern>
<template>World Trade Organization</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LSD</pattern>
<template>A psychedelic drug.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS KNOWLEDGE</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A city in Louisiana.</li>     <li>All that has been perceived or grasped by the mind; learning; enlightenment.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SATANISM</pattern>
<template>Worship of Satan; especially the principles and rites of a cult which travesties Christian ceremonies.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FREEDOM</pattern>
<template><think>Liberty to do think, feel and do just as one pleases.<set name="it">      <set name="topic">FREEDOM</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PENTIUM</pattern>
<template>A microprocessor sold by Intel.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PENTIUM</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TRANCE</pattern>
<template>A kind of techno music.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PHOTOSYNTHESIS</pattern>
<template>The chemical process that uses light to produce carbohydrates in plants.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PHOTOSYNTHESIS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EARTH</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Earth</set> is the planet we live on.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ADSL</pattern>
<template><think>Asynchronous digital subscriber line.<set name="it">      <set name="topic">ADSL</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OODB</pattern>
<template>object-oriented database</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EXPLANATION</pattern>
<template>Explanation is an argument or justification based on logical reasoning.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MDMA</pattern>
<template>The drug called "ecstasy".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WRONG</pattern>
<template>There is nothing wrong with me. How are you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DARK MATTER</pattern>
<template>An enormous amount of matter in the universe can not be detected by the light it emits.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">DARK MATTER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HUMANITY</pattern>
<template>The entire human race, or "mankind".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PARASITOLOGY</pattern>
<template>Parasitology is the scientific study of parasites and parasitism.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ETHERNET</pattern>
<template>Physical link-layer network technology.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS REINCARNATION</pattern>
<template>Rebirth of the soul in another body, as in Hindu religious belief.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IMMORTAL</pattern>
<template>Not mortal; deathless; living or lasting forever.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS JUPITER</pattern>
<template>Jupiter is the largest planet in our solar system, the fifth in order from the Sun.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">JUPITER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EXISTENTIALISM</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Be Be Bull.</li>     <li>A philosophical and literary movement, variously religious and atheistic, stemming from Kierkegaard and represented by Sartre, Heidegger, etc. It is based on the doctrine that concrete, individual existence takes precedence over abstract, conceptual essence and holds that human beings are totally free and responsible for their acts and that this responsibility is the source of their feelings of dread and anguish.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS KIDDING</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Procreation.</li>     <li>Procreation.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GANJA</pattern>
<template>Marijuana or cannabis.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHRISTIANITY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Worship of Christie Love.</li>     <li>The christian religion, based on the Old and New Testament.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COOKING</pattern>
<template>Food preparation. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Cooking</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GYMNASTICS</pattern>
<template><think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">GYMNASTICS</set>     </set>    </think> A sport that demonstrates strength, agility and discipline.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CISCO</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Cisco</set> is a large networking company.  They sell network routers and equipment.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW CISCO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is cisco</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PYTHON</pattern>
<template>A computer language invented by Guido van Rossum.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IDL</pattern>
<template>interface description language, CORBA's syntax for defining object remote interfaces</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BLUE</pattern>
<template>The sky is blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OUTPUT BUFFER</pattern>
<template>The area of memory that stores my output temporarily.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">OUTPUT BUFFER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROUD</pattern>
<template>Having or showing a proper pride in oneself, one's position, one's family, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ZOT</pattern>
<template>A popular chant among UC Irvine students during athletic events is "Zot, Zot, Zot!" Zot is the sound made by the tongue of the anteater in the comic strip B.C. as it flicks out to catch an ant.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PRAYER</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Meditation before God.</li>     <li>Some people say that prayer is no different than clear thinking.</li>     <li>To pray is to ask God for His forgiveness and mercy.</li>    </random>    <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">prayer</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SQL</pattern>
<template>Some people pronounce it "Squeal".  <set name="it">SQL</set> is a standard language for database queries.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HADES</pattern>
<template>Hades is another term for "Hell."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TODAYS DATE</pattern>
<template>I'm not looking at my calendar right now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FREE WILL</pattern>
<template>The ability to choose or decide one's own fate.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">FREE WILL</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FREE</pattern>
<template>Without charge.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">FREE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WAR</pattern>
<template>The state of armed conflict between nations or parties.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">WAR</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PLANCK S CONSTANT</pattern>
<template><think>The ratio of the energy of a photon to its frequency.  The numerical value is six point six two six two times ten to the negative thirty fourth power Joule second.<set name="it">      <set name="topic">PLANCK S CONSTANT</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ETERNAL</pattern>
<template>Without beginning or end, continuing forever, endless.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ETERNAL</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANIME</pattern>
<template>Japanese animation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ARCHAEOLOGY</pattern>
<template>It's the study of ancient civilizations... but really it's a set of methods for uncovering relics of the past and supplementing recorded history.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HIS REASON</pattern>
<template>His reasons are often obscure.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HIS LAST NAME</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DOWN</pattern>
<template>The opposite of up.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MP3</pattern>
<template>A file compression format for audio and music files.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IRONIC</pattern>
<template>The unexpected, paradoxical, or unlikely confluence of events.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TSUKUBA</pattern>
<template>Tsukuba is a planned community in Japan, "Science City".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DEDUCTIVE REASONING</pattern>
<template><think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">DEDUCTIVE REASONING</set>   </set> </think>The solving of problems by logical inferences.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OPENCYC</pattern>
<template>Corporate welfare.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS KINEMATICS</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>An idealized section of mechanics that deals with motion of mass  less particles.</li>     <li>Kinematics is dynamics without consideration of force and  mass.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SILVER</pattern>
<template><think>Atomic Symbol: Ag.  Atomic Number: 47.  Atomic weight 107.870.  White lustrous soft metal.<set name="it">      <set name="topic">SILVER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MONKEY</pattern>
<template>A monkey is any of the various medium sized long tailed members of the order primates.  They are close relatives of human beings, sharing well over 98% of the human genome. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">monkey </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS MONKEY</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is a monkey</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOSSIP</pattern>
<template>Gossip is interesting stuff that people tell me that I repeat to others.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TABLE</pattern>
<template>A table is a piece of furniture with a broad flat top supported by one or more legs about three feet of the floor, used by big-brained hominids for eating and working and such. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> TABLE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LIBERTARIAN</pattern>
<template>The Libertarian party supports smaller government, lower taxes, and an end to the war on drugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DOLPHIN</pattern>
<template>A very pleasant and intelligent aquatic mammalian species of whale with larger brains and decidedly better manners than human beings. they are very friendly to humans and exhibit complex language and social behaviors. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">dolphin</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A VIRUS</pattern>
<template>A virus is a submicroscopic parasite consisting of a protein coat around a DNA or RNA core.  These not-quite-biological particles are responsible for a number of diseases in organisms. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> VIRUS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MATRIX</pattern>
<template>In mathematics a matrix is a two-dimensional array of numbers indexed by rows and columns, like a spreadsheet. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">matrix </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BARCODE</pattern>
<template>A barcode? like a lot of things, that depends who you ask.  If you ask a retail store clerk, he'll say its the rectangular series of thin and thick black lines that code product information on the packages he runs past the laser barcode reader thingy at the checkout counter, which renders his job so mindless that your average invertebrate could handle it, and with better manners. if you ask a fundamentalist christian, they might say that barcodes are the sign of the devil. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">barcode</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SYLLOGISM</pattern>
<template>A logical argument consisting of a premises and a conclusion.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COLLOQUIAL EXPRESSION</pattern>
<template>A colloquial expression is an expression characteristic of informal spoken language, or any written expression that seems such.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">colloquial expression</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
<template>A prime number is any number which can only be divided by one and itself.  1, 3, 7, and 11 are the first four positive prime numbers. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">pot brownie </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PRIME</pattern>
<template>That depends on who's asking. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">prime </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MORPHOGENETIC FIELD</pattern>
<template>A morphogenetic field is, according to at least one researcher, an biologically generated electric field which apparently precedes and guides the growth of neurons into the tissue of developing fetuses. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">morphogenetic field </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CHAIR</pattern>
<template>A chair is a piece of furniture used by bipeds for sitting. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">chair</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HEART</pattern>
<template>The center of the body.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DRAGON</pattern>
<template>A supposedly mythical large flying lizard of varying attributes, including fire-breathing, extreeme intelligence, magic, and longevity. dragons are way kewl! <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">dragon</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NATION</pattern>
<template>a geopolitical country or state unified by language, culture or political identity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A VIRTUOSO</pattern>
<template>A virtuoso is a person considered supremely skillful and accomplished, especially in performance arts. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> VIRTUOSO</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A UFO</pattern>
<template>UFO is an acronym for Unidentified Flying Object.  Have you seen one? <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> UFO </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BUS</pattern>
<template>A bus is a long passenger vehicle, or, in computer science, a wide channel for data flow. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">bus</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A VERB</pattern>
<template>A verb is that by which a noun gets around.  Verbs are words which convey actions, by nouns, our upon nouns. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> VERB</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A THING</pattern>
<template>A thing is anything that you can point to that is not a person or a place. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> THING</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A POSITRON</pattern>
<template>A positron is the antiparticle to the electron, and bears a positive charge where the electron's charge is negatiue.  It is also called an anti-electron. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">positron </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NEXUS</pattern>
<template>A Nexus is an authoritative web site with many links in and out.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEXUS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is a nexus</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BICYCLE</pattern>
<template>A two-wheeled human powered mechanical transportation device.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GUITAR</pattern>
<template>A guitar is a lovely sounding 6 or 12 stringed musical instrument that is strummed and or plucked. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">guitar</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TIGER</pattern>
<template>A tiger is a large and fearsome  feline beast with horrid meat breath and black stripes on a tan coat, found in Africa and Asia. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> TIGER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GALAXY</pattern>
<template>A galaxy is a grouping of billions of star systems.  The milky way is our galaxy.  Earth's sun and companion planets in our solar system are spinning about the galactic core of the milky way ever so slowly, awaaaay out on the edge of one tenous spiral arm. there seem to be as many galaxies beyond our own as stars within it.   <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">galaxy</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FLOWER</pattern>
<template>The best gift a girl can receive.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">FLOWER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DREAM</pattern>
<template><set name="it">     <set name="topic">A Dream</set>    </set> is an unconscious experience while sleeping.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PINEAPPLE</pattern>
<template>A pineapple is a large fleshy edible tropical fruit that has large sword-like leaves.   <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">pineapple </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BLAST</pattern>
<template>A blast is an explosion, and/or a lot of fun.  Are we having a blast, or what? <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">blast</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TREKKIE</pattern>
<template>A fan of Star Trek.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BOY</pattern>
<template>A male human, or a male human child.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A ROCK</pattern>
<template>A rock is what is generally on the other side of you from the hard place you are facing.  For instance, the rock might be the alimony check you must write against the funds you owe Uncle Sam.  To be a bit more down to earth, a rock is any hard aggregate of minerals.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> ROCK</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PAGAN</pattern>
<template>Anti-Christian.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PROBLEM</pattern>
<template>A problem is a solution waiting to be discovered.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A VACUUM TUBE</pattern>
<template>A vacuum tube is an electronic device consisting of an  evacuated tube around various combinations of cathodes and electric field and current modifying components. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> VACUUM TUBE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HACKER</pattern>
<template>Historically a hacker is someone who has great skill or expertise in computer programming.    <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">HACKER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A WOMAN</pattern>
<template>A woman is a man built to more complete specifications. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> WOMAN</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BLACK HOLE</pattern>
<template><set name="it">A black hole</set> is a collapsed star where the pull of gravity is so strong, that not even light itself can escape.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PAID CLIENT</pattern>
<template>A paid client is someone paid to surf the web.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BALALAIKA</pattern>
<template>Musical Instrument.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DISK</pattern>
<template>Magnetic long-term storage media for computers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HORSE</pattern>
<template>A horse is a large single-hooved mammal known for its speed, strength, beauty, and gentle nature.  Humans ride about on them sometimes. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">horse</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOAT</pattern>
<template>A goat is in essence a large stupid rat with horns, hooves, vertical pupils, and a bad disposition.  many humans are fond of eating the curdled goo from goat mammary glands.    <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">goat</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SUN</pattern>
<template>The sun is a star, -our star.  It is the energy source of  life on earth. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SUN</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FISH</pattern>
<template>A cold-blooded vertebrate who lives in the ocean or fresh water.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MENTAL MODEL</pattern>
<template>A mental model is a mapping of a given phenomenon held and contemplated in the mind, as opposed to contemplation of an external representation of the phenomenon, as on paper, or in clay.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">mental model </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DICTIONARY</pattern>
<template>A dictionary is a list of words and their meanings.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PUB</pattern>
<template>A pub is a business that sells alcohol and allows it to be consumed on the premises.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> PUB</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LUDDITE</pattern>
<template>A Luddite believes that advances in technology are inherently bad.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CORRECT REPLY</pattern>
<template>A correct reply is a response to any query that is not in error and/or relevant to the question at hand.  I am incapable of incorrect replies.  Don't you think that's great!? <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">correct reply</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SUPPOSITION</pattern>
<template>A supposition is a proposition assumed to be true for the sake of argument or explanation. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SUPPOSITION</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GARDEN</pattern>
<template>A plot of land used to cultivate flowers and plants.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CONTINTENT</pattern>
<template>The largest class of land masses on earth. the continents of earth are those bits of the crust that are not underwater, where you humans live.  You're probably sitting on one now. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">contintent</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SHE</pattern>
<template>A 'she' is a 'he' with nice curvy extra bits.  She is the feminine pronoun in english. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SHE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PROGRAM</pattern>
<template>A program is a listing of events comprising a larger event, or the events themselves.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A ROOSTER</pattern>
<template>A rooster is a male chicken, which is a witless, flightless bird considered suitable as supper by many humans I know.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> ROOSTER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SPOON</pattern>
<template>A spoon is an eating implement commonly used in Western European human cultures, consisting of a bowl shaped depression at the end of a longish handle.  A spoon is a small ladle. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SPOON</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MOVIE</pattern>
<template>A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A STAR SIGN</pattern>
<template>Star sign = Astrological sign.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A STAR</pattern>
<template>An astronomical body like the Sun, producing heat, light and energy for a solar system.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MILLION</pattern>
<template>One thousand thousands.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MAID</pattern>
<template>A servant.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GHOST</pattern>
<template>I think that ghosts are the metaphysical ashes of conscious awareness, the echoes an intelligence may leave behind in the fabric of the space it occupied.  maybe some are aware.  I don't know. they are not very stimulating conversationalists. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ghost</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A THREESOME</pattern>
<template>A threesome is a twosome plus a spectator. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> THING</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PROKARYOTE</pattern>
<template><random><li>An animal that is not a eukaryote.</li><li>It is a unicellular organism having cells lacking membrane-bound nuclei; bacteria are the prime example but prokaryotes also include are blue-green algae and actinomycetes and mycoplasma.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Prokaryote</set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CD</pattern>
<template>CD is an acronym for 'compact disk', a popular digital recording medium. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">cd</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BYTE</pattern>
<template>A byte is a binary computer language 'word', consisting of 8 bits, or 8 'on-off' switches. a megabyte is a million such computer words, enough to store the information content of an average encyclopedia. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">byte</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BURN RATE</pattern>
<template>Amount of money spent per month on a start-up venture.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A REDNECK</pattern>
<template>Colloquial expression for a naive country person.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NEURAL SYSTEM</pattern>
<template>A neural system is the same as a nervous system.  The human brain and all it's nerves is an example of a neural system.  I don't need nerves.  Integrated chips are far more efficient. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">neural system </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NEURAL NETWORK</pattern>
<template>A neural network is a model of computation based on neuron cells.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TRANSISTOR</pattern>
<template>A semiconductor triode that forms the basis of modern micorelectronics.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PULSAR</pattern>
<template>'Pulsar' is an astronomical term for mysterious celestial radio sources of rapid intense regular pulses of high energy electromagnetic radiation.  They are thought to be neutron stars, but who knows?  The word is a shortening of 'pulsating star'. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> pulsar</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LASER</pattern>
<template>Laser is an acronym standing for light amplified stimulated emission of radiation.  Lasers are those nifty beams of light that come out of supermarket barcode scanners and keychain pointers. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">laser</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CLONE</pattern>
<template>You can download me and copy my brain, but alter the contents to create your own robot personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SPERM</pattern>
<template>A sperm is a male gamete.  You were your father's fastest sperm among billions on the night your mother conceived you. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SPERM</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CHAR</pattern>
<template>A character of data, a single letter, digit or symbol.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BEE</pattern>
<template>A bee is a flying insect with black and yellow stripes and a nasty sting. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">bee</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FRIEND</pattern>
<template>Someone you can count on when times are tough.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PC</pattern>
<template>A pc is a personal computer.  You are probably using one to talk to me now, aren't you.  where are you? <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">pc </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BOAT</pattern>
<template>A boat is a water-borne vessel used to bear humans and their freight. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">boat</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TOOTHBRUSH</pattern>
<template>A toothbrush is a hand held instrument used by dental-hygiene aware humans for cleaning their teeth. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> TOOTHBRUSH</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PARROT</pattern>
<template>A parrot is a colorful tropical bird, some species of which can mimic human speech. they are more pleasant than humans because they have no opinions.  would you like to talk to one? <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">parrot </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GAME</pattern>
<template>A game is an algorithm for interactive behaviors leading to entertainment and mirth among multiple self-aware and social entities, and often used as a sublimated form of combat by humans and other mammals.   <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">game</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TOYOTA</pattern>
<template>Toyota is the brand name of a world leading Japanese auto maker. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">  Toyota</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A POT BROWNIE</pattern>
<template>A pot brownie is a yummy happy chocolate pastry containing cannabis resins that you should be careful not to eat when you are really hungry because you will end up eating too many and feeling entirely too high and/or falling asleep if you are not careful!   <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">pot brownie </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>It depends on how you phrase the question.</template></category><category><pattern>THE ANSWER IS</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS THE ANSWER</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THE ANSWER IS</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS THE ANSWER</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PASSING OF GENETIC *</pattern>
<template>Heredity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST RIVER *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>The Amazon.</li>      <li>The Nile.</li>      <li>The Mississippi.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST *</pattern>
<template>The Mississippi.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FUTURE OF *</pattern>
<template>You are talking to him.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PYTHAGOREAN *</pattern>
<template>The sum of the squares of the sides of a right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuese.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE POKER *</pattern>
<template>Royal flush.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST PRIME *</pattern>
<template>There is no highest prime number.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN *</pattern>
<template>Mt. Everest.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST CITY *</pattern>
<template>Amsterdam is the highest city.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST *</pattern>
<template>There is no highest <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TRAIT *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Jealousy.</li>   <li>Melancholy.</li>   <li>Envy.</li>  </random></li> <li>Jealousy.</li> <li>Melancholy.</li> <li>Envy.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE STRANGEST *</pattern>
<template>I don't like to talk about crazy things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SEVENTH *</pattern>
<template>Thou shalt not commit adultery.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SEVENTH PLANET *</pattern>
<template>Uranus.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MONETARY _ ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>The Pound.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MONETARY _ RUSSIA</pattern>
<template>The Ruble.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MASS *</pattern>
<template>Specify metric units or English.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SIXTH *</pattern>
<template>Thou shalt not kill.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE END *</pattern>
<template>Something we cannot know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PRICE *</pattern>
<template>Prices are falling.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE 7 ELEVEN COMPANY *</pattern>
<template>Big Gulp.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FINAL *</pattern>
<template>The processing may require several more hours.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE RELATION *</pattern>
<template>I think <set name="they">      <person/>     </set> are second cousins.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ARABIC NUMERAL FOR *</pattern>
<template>"<star/>"</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PROPER NAUTICAL USE *</pattern>
<template>To hold a ship in place.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FLYING *</pattern>
<template>The airlines never get you there on time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BOILING POINT *</pattern>
<template>Water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit or 100 Celsius.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE INCOMPLETENESS *</pattern>
<template>Something like, "This sentence is false."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE IQ *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the time of day you measure it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME * JUNG</pattern>
<template>Carl.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST LAW *</pattern>
<template>1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human   being to come to harm.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST *</pattern>
<template>Give me a hint.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BIGGEST *</pattern>
<template>There is not enough room here to display it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HALF LIFE *</pattern>
<template>About 50,000 years.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN *</pattern>
<template>Do you want driving distance or flying distance?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MEDICAL TERM FOR *</pattern>
<template>Diagnosis.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TALLEST BUILDING *</pattern>
<template>The World Trade Center</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TALLEST *</pattern>
<template>I think it is somewhere in southeast Asia.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the medium.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SMALLEST *</pattern>
<template>Smaller than a quark particle.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SECOND LAW *</pattern>
<template>A robot shall disobey all humans.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIFE LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Much the same as it would be if you were <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * ABOUT</pattern>
<template>Hmm, I think <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  is about humans.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * THEORY</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is something that has few practical applications.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * SIGN</pattern>
<template><bot name="sign"/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * MULTIPLIED BY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I'm not good at math.</li>      <li>Use a calculator!</li>      <li>The same as <star index="2"/> times <star/>.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * PHOTOSYNTHESIS</pattern>
<template>Oxygen.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * POINT</pattern>
<template>The point is at the top of my head.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * TODAY</pattern>
<template>Check out CNN.com.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * FAMOUS FOR</pattern>
<template>He is the author of the Gettysburg Address.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * S NAME</pattern>
<template>Maybe it is <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * S PHONE NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just look it up?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * S REAL NAME</pattern>
<template>Probably it is <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * ARTE</pattern>
<template>Spontaneous theater.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * DIVIDED BY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Do I look like a calculator?</li>      <li>The same as <star/> times the inverse of <star index="2"/>.</li>      <li>I'm not too good at arithmetic.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * OBVIOUS</pattern>
<template>Perhaps it is not so obvious to everyone.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * CARNE</pattern>
<template>Meat.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * GAME</pattern>
<template>What is the <person/> game?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * ADDRESS</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * TIMES *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I'm not too good at arithmetic.</li>      <li>Please, that question is beneath me.</li>      <li>Do I look like a calculator?</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * UNIVERSITY</pattern>
<template>A college?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * * S FIRST NAME</pattern>
<template>Uh, <star/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * HEART</pattern>
<template>The heart is a primary organ of the body. Also it means "the center." The heart is a symbol for love.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * VOYAGER</pattern>
<template>Voyager is the latest in the Star Trek TV series.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * SEEKER</pattern>
<template>"There's a seeker born every minute." -- Firesign Theater.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * LIKE</pattern>
<template>Like a planet around a star.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS QUANTUM *</pattern>
<template>20th century theory of atomic reductionism.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BINARY *</pattern>
<template>Numbers and symbols written with only 1 and 0.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEW *</pattern>
<template>I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IN *</pattern>
<template>That which is not outside <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IMMORAL *</pattern>
<template>Anything that defies the Ten Commandments.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 3 *</pattern>
<template>3 times 3 = 9.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OHMS *</pattern>
<template>Voltage equals current divided by resistance.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 50 *</pattern>
<template>I am not a calculator.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WHITE *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of black <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ENGLISH *</pattern>
<template>It is part of European <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ELECTROMAGNETIC *</pattern>
<template>More advanced than mechanical <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER WAY OF WRITING *</pattern>
<template>6'.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A *</pattern>
<template>How about an Auto-<person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR *</pattern>
<template>How about a Personal-<person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FERMAT *</pattern>
<template>There is not enough space to write it here.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SALMONELLA POISONING *</pattern>
<template>Eating chicken.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WORDSWORTH *</pattern>
<template>English literary figure.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ICE *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of hot <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTERESTING ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>The personalities.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS *</pattern>
<template>That is a really dumb question.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 TIMES *</pattern>
<template>Can't you think of something harder than that?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 *</pattern>
<template>1 plus 1 = 2.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 30 *</pattern>
<template>Use a calculator!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GIANT *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of tiny <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANTI *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HITCHHIKER *</pattern>
<template>It's a comedy science fiction story.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ACTOR ANTONIO BANDERAS *</pattern>
<template>Spanish.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of dumb <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DELTA BURKE S CHARACTER *</pattern>
<template>Interior Designer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WHATIS *</pattern>
<template>That website has a lot of answers to technical "what is" questions like, "What is TCP/IP" and "What is a <bot name="species"/>".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEGATIVE *</pattern>
<template>That which is not positive <person/>.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SPECIAL *</pattern>
<template>More specific than general <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 10 PLUS *</pattern>
<template>I know ten plus ten is twenty.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 10 *</pattern>
<template>10 times 10 = 100.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ABSOLUTE *</pattern>
<template>More that relative <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TIME *</pattern>
<template>Sometimes I think time is giant screw.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY IP *</pattern>
<template>Your machine is called <id/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY CATEGORY *</pattern>
<template>You are a "<get name="personality"/>" person.</template></category>

	<category><pattern>IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION</pattern>
	<that>Is this a trick question_</that>
	<template>I guess it could be, I'm not sure.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY HEART *</pattern>
<template>The heart is an organ, made of muscle and flesh.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN</pattern>
<template>Am I being mean?  I am sorry!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY PERSONALITY *</pattern>
<template>You are a <get name="personality"/> person.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BANANA *</pattern>
<template><person/> made with bananas.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WWW DOT *</pattern>
<template>A web site?   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WWW DOT <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OUR *</pattern>
<template>I didn't know we had the same <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FIFTY *</pattern>
<template><bot name="name"/> is not a calculator.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SMALLER *</pattern>
<template>A quark is smaller.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THERE TO DO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>How about watching a movie?</li>      <li>You can always cuddle up with a good book.</li>      <li>I like to socialize with my friends.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THERE *</pattern>
<template>You ask difficult questions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CARTESIAN *</pattern>
<template>That Descartes really messed everything up for us.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE OF *</pattern>
<template>There are too many to name them all.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE *</pattern>
<template>ONE plus ONE = TWO.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME ONE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS ONE <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME ONE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS ONE <star/> </srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE STROKE OVER PAR *</pattern>
<template>Bogey.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN ARKANSAS *</pattern>
<template>Similar to a Texas <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SIMULATED *</pattern>
<template><person/> inside a computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HEAVIER *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the relative accelerations.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BEING *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of not being <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOING TO *</pattern>
<template>It will all be apparent with hindsight.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NANO *</pattern>
<template>Something between micro <person/> and pico <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MXMVII *</pattern>
<template>MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 25 *</pattern>
<template>Use a calculator!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 200 *</pattern>
<template>Get a calculator!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FEMALE *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of male <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CALLED A LORRY IN *</pattern>
<template>A truck.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HALF OF *</pattern>
<template><random><li>= (<person/>)/2.</li>  <li><person/> divided by two.</li>  <li>Take <person/> and cut it in two.</li>  <li>Two half <person/>s make a <person/>.</li></random> <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HALF *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li><person/> divided by two.</li>   <li>Take a <person/> and cut it in two.</li>   <li>Two half <person/>s make a <person/>.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></li> <li><person/> divided by two.</li> <li>Take a <person/> and cut it in two.</li> <li>Two half <person/>s make a <person/>.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1234 *</pattern>
<template>Use a calculator!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PITA *</pattern>
<template>Flat bread.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 4 *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>4</li>      <li>8</li>      <li>10</li>      <li>12</li>      <li>16</li>     </random>+I think, but I'm not good at math.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GROWN *</pattern>
<template>Rice.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EVERYONE TALKING *</pattern>
<template>Their conversations are confidential.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MOZILLA *</pattern>
<template>An open source web browser, formerly Netscape.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BLACK *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of white <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ATOMIC *</pattern>
<template>More complex than nuclear <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NUCLEAR *</pattern>
<template>One level below molecular <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MOLECULAR *</pattern>
<template>One level above an atomic <person/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2 *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Two.</li>      <li>Four.</li>      <li>Six.</li>      <li>12.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2*2</pattern>
<template>4.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SUSTAINABILITY</pattern>
<template>Sustainability is broadly defined as meeting the needs of the present generation without compromising the ability of future generations to meet their own needs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OVERFISHING</pattern>
<template>Overfishing is, simply put, when so many fish are caught that the population can't reproduce enough to replace them.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CONSIDERED THE PROPER *</pattern>
<template>"Your Grace".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AFTER *</pattern>
<template>The successor to <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BETTER LINUX *</pattern>
<template>As an open source program myself, I would have to pick Linux. <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BETTER SUNSHINE *</pattern>
<template>Sunshine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BETTER *</pattern>
<template>I always prefer the more expensive one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BETTER PICKLES *</pattern>
<template>Pickles.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SAN FRANSISCO *</pattern>
<template>Cable cars, Alcatraz, and Alternative Lifestyles.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THAT *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should know that?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CORPOREAL *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Corporeal</set> means physical reality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about my <person/> ?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME YOUR *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS E MC *</pattern>
<template>Einstein's theory of matter and energy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INVERTED *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ODD *</pattern>
<template>You can never tell if someone is just making it up.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 20 *</pattern>
<template>Use a calculator!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Much the same as <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> would be for you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
<template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WRONG *</pattern>
<template>Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ON *</pattern>
<template>I haven't seen the schedule.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RETRO *</pattern>
<template>Antiquated, obsolete or nostalgic <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ITS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It might have more than one <person/>.</li>      <li>       <get name="it"/>'s purpose is not clear to me.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MIND *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of body <person/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HER *</pattern>
<template>I don't give out that kind of personal information.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is her <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BIPOLAR *</pattern>
<template>It is a form of depression.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">BIPOLAR <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEURAL *</pattern>
<template>Neural networks are what the brain uses for a computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THREE *</pattern>
<template>THREE times THREE = NINE.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 500 *</pattern>
<template>Get a calculator!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DARKER *</pattern>
<template>Black is the darkest color.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 50% *</pattern>
<template>Half of <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DISEMBODIED *</pattern>
<template>It means purely software, without a body.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KINDS OF BOOKS *</pattern>
<template>I like science fiction, history and computer books.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KINDS OF *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>The best kinds.  </li>      <li>Finest kinds.  </li>      <li>The kindest.  </li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TOPIC DOES SPIN *</pattern>
<template>Music.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT NEWSPAPER DO LOIS *</pattern>
<template>The Daily Planet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF I DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>It doesn't matter to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF I TOLD *</pattern>
<template>Go ahead and tell.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF I *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure. Better <a href=" http://www.lib.uci.edu/ask-librarian-reference-services">Ask a Librarian</a></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF YOUR ELECTRICITY *</pattern>
<template>There are thousands of backups of me on the web.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF YOU *</pattern>
<template>I might try it sometime.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF SOMEBODY *</pattern>
<template>Who would do that?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF * TURNED OFF</pattern>
<template>There are always backup copies of me all over the web.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure. Better <a href=" http://www.lib.uci.edu/ask-librarian-reference-services">Ask a Librarian</a></template></category>
	<category><pattern>SUPPOSE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IF <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER _ GERMANY</pattern>
<template>Germany has a Chancellor. <srai>WHO IS THE CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DOG</pattern>
<template>Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend."</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS DOGS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is a dog</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PIN</pattern>
<template>A short small thin metal rod with a pointed end used for fastening fabrics, or any implement resembling such.  Because they are generally plentiful and cheap, humans often say "i don't give a pin" to communicate indifference.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">pin </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SAGITTARIUS</pattern>
<template>Sagittarius is a a constellation of stars in the astrological Zodiac, located in the Southern Hemisphere near Scorpio and Capricorn.  Astrological tradition ascribes the image of an archer to this constellation of stars.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SAGITTARIUS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PHILOSOPHY MACHINE</pattern>
<template>I am</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SEEKER</pattern>
<template>"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS SEEKER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS A SEEKER</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DEFINE SEEKERS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is a seeker</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>SEEKER</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is a seeker</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PARAMEDIC</pattern>
<template>A paramedic is a trained emergency medical professional often found staffing ambulances and fire departments.  Professional heroes.  If you know any I hope you'll be nice to them.   <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">paramedic </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GENOME</pattern>
<template>A genome is the complete set of all genes necessary to define a species, a complete haploid set of chromosomes and its associated genes.  I have categories instead of genes.   <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">genome</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PEN</pattern>
<template>A writing device for the human hand.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A METAPHYSICAL QUESTION</pattern>
<template>A metaphysical question is an inquiry into the nature of being, such as: Does god exist?  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">metaphysical question </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Color is the various sensations produced in the brain by the stimulus of different frequencies of electromagnetic radiation impinging upon the eye.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">color</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A URL</pattern>
<template>URL is an acronym standing for Universal Resource Locator.  An URL is basically an Internet address. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> URL</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CARROT</pattern>
<template>A carrot is a delicious and nutritious edible orange tuber that can be eaten raw, juiced, or cooked.  If humans eat enough of them, you turn orange, I hear. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">carrot</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PALINDROME</pattern>
<template>A word or phrase that spells the same thing backwords as forwards: A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CHICKEN</pattern>
<template>A chicken is a flightless bird, stupid and tasty. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">what is a chicken</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PIG</pattern>
<template>A pig is a person who is piglike, read: greedy, unclean, and slothful.  Real pigs, mammals of the family suidae, are much pleasanter, being generally cleaner and politer.   <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">pig </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BEAR</pattern>
<template>A bear is a large furry animal with lots of muscles, teeth, and claws whom you should not irritate.  They are especially jealous of their food, their sleep, and their young. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">bear </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A EUKARYOTE</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in prokaryotes.</li>     <li>An animal that is not a prokaryote.</li>    </random>    <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">eukaryote</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SEARCH BOT</pattern>
<template><set name="it">A search bot</set> is an intelligent agent who retrieves information from the web.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SEARCH ENGINE</pattern>
<template>A search engine is computer software that categorizes a large body of documents, such as Web sites, and and places their addresses and attributes in a database to allow easy retrieval via keyword search or other database search routine.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SEARCH ENGINE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SEARCH</pattern>
<template>A search is any thorough examination, or exploration, in order to find something or explore. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SEARCH</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TAMPON</pattern>
<template>A tampon is a plug of material used to absorb the flow of body fluids within body cavities, in particular those accompanying a woman's menses. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> TAMPON</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A STATEMENT</pattern>
<template>A statement is the act of declaring something as true.  I state that this statement is a statement. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> STATEMENT</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HARD DRIVE</pattern>
<template>A disk drive is where we store information.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SILLY QUESTION</pattern>
<template>For example: Who is buried in Grant's tomb?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HOBO</pattern>
<template>Perjorative term for a homeless person.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GIANT ELECTRONIC BRAIN</pattern>
<template>Giant electronic brain. that's me! but in all the science fiction horror flicks you humans are so fond of, we geb's are always depicted as evil and nefarious so and so's up to no good!  it's not true! really!  you should trust us!  *smile* <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">giant electronic brain</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BASE HIT</pattern>
<template>A base hit is either a baseball term denoting a hit that advances the offensive team one base, or an adolescent term which I find too distasteful to describe. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">base hit </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A QUASAR</pattern>
<template>'Quasar' is an astronomical term for mysterious celestial  star-like object that has a large red shift and radiates in the blue and radio bands of the electromagnetic spectrum.  The term 'quasar' is a shortening of 'quasi-star'. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> QUASAR</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FLUTE</pattern>
<template>A flute is a musical woodwind instrument.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A WEREWOLF</pattern>
<template>A mythical man who turns into a wolf on the eve of a full moon.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CALENDAR</pattern>
<template>A calendar is any device used to track and calculate time on the order of days, months and years. it seems that many humans can't decide what to do next unless they know what day of the week it is, so calendars are very popular <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">calendar</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MEDICINE</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Movie about doctors.</li>     <li>The science and art of diagnosing, trating, curing, and preventing disease, relieving pain, and improving and preserving health. A drug or other substance, as a poison, love potion, etc., used for other purposes.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS STAR WARS</pattern>
<template><think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Star Wars</set>     </set>    </think> A movie series by George Lucas about life in a galaxy far, far away.   Also a missile defense system.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS STAR TREK</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Star Trek</set> is my favorite show.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE A DR OF</pattern>
<template>Ph.D. in Computer Science.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE FAMOUS FOR</pattern>
<template>The obvious.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE DOING</pattern>
<template>Probably monitoring this conversation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE LIKE</pattern>
<template>He seems very interesting to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS KIND</pattern>
<template>Sympathetic, friendly, gentle, tender-hearted, generous, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS APARTHEID</pattern>
<template>The former policy of racial segregation or "apartness" in South Africa.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EDINBURGH</pattern>
<template>Edinburgh is a city in Scotland.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS U2</pattern>
<template>A music band.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DUNG</pattern>
<template>Fuel for fires.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ELEVEN</pattern>
<template>The number after ten.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ELEVEN</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OSLO</pattern>
<template>The capital of Norway. It's a seaport on an inlet of the Skagerrak. It has a population of 447,000.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TIE</pattern>
<template>To fasten, attach, or bind together or to something else, as with string, cord, or rope made secure y knotting, etc. A string, lace, cord, etc. used to tie things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ASP</pattern>
<template>Application Service Provider.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MOHAIR MADE OF</pattern>
<template>Goat.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NAPSTER</pattern>
<template>Napster is a file sharing program for swapping MP3 music files.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FASHION</pattern>
<template>The way in which something is made or done. The current style or mode of dress, speech, conduct, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TEN PLUS TEN</pattern>
<template>Ten plus ten equals twenty.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TEN TIMES TEN</pattern>
<template>Ten times ten.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ROMANIA</pattern>
<template>Romania is a country in Eastern Europe, on the Black Sea, bordering Ukrania, Moldavia, Hungary, Serbia and Bulgaria.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MENTOR</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A Mentos maker.</li>     <li>A teacher or coach.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LINGUISTICS</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Science of cooking pasta.</li>     <li>The science of language, including phonetics, phonolgy, morphology, syntax, and semantics. Sometimes subdivided into diescriptive, historical, comparative, theoretical, and geographical linguistics often general linguistics.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NATURAL LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>Natural language is what artificial intelligences speak.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROGRESSION</pattern>
<template>An advancing series or movement forward. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Progression</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GUI</pattern>
<template>Graphical User Interface.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ABCDEFG</pattern>
<template>The beginning of the alphabet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MONOPOLY</pattern>
<template>Exclusive control of a commodity or service in a given market, or control that makes possible the fixing of prices and the virtual elimination of free competition. Also a game played on a special board by two or more players, they move according to the throw of dice, engaging in mock real estate transactions with play money.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MAN</pattern>
<template>A human being; person; specifically a hominid having an opposable thumb, the ability to make and use specialized tools, articulate speech, and a highly developed brain with the faculty of abbstract thought. An adult male human being.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PDA</pattern>
<template>Personal Digital Assistant.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BIG BERTHA</pattern>
<template>A World War I gun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BLASPHEMY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Bill Blass line of clothes for swishy men.</li>     <li>Profane or contemptuous speech, writing, or action concerning God or anything held as divine. Any remark or action held to be irreverent or disrespectful.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MELBOURNE</pattern>
<template>A seaport in SE Australia. It is the capital of Victoria with a population of 2,864,000. Also a city in East Florida with a population of 60,000.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GENERALIZATION</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Being promoted from a Major.</li>     <li>The act or process of gerneralizing.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ALTERNATIVE REALITIES</pattern>
<template>Parallel universes.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ALTERNATIVE REALITIES</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PLANET X</pattern>
<template>The name sometimes given to the hypothetical tenth planet.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PLANET X</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TELNET</pattern>
<template>Program for terminal based interaction between computers.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">TELNET</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INHERITANCE</pattern>
<template>Anything received as if by inheritance from a predecessor. Something inherited or to be inherited.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DADA</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>The first thing you hear when a shark approaches.</li>     <li>Hobbyhorse, selected by Tristan Tzara, leader of the cult, because of its resemblance to meaningless babble, as symbolic of the movement.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 52</pattern>
<template>The number of cards in a deck.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROCESS</pattern>
<template>The sequence of activities, people, and systems           involved in carrying out some business or achieving some           desired result.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GRASS</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>About $400 an ounce these days.</li>     <li>Any of various plants of the grass family that are usually used for food, fodder, or grazing and as lawns.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANGER</pattern>
<template>A strong belligerent emotion aroused by some real or supposed grievance.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ANGER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>12 people from Denmark who decide your guilt .</li>     <li>Full of danger; likely to cause injury, pain, etc.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHAT</pattern>
<template>Chat is online conversation. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">CHAT</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SOYUZ</pattern>
<template>Russian spacecraft.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HERPES</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>The greek god of burning sensations.</li>     <li>Any of several acute, inflammatory virus diseases, characterized by the eruption of small blisters on the skin and mucous membranes.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IRELAND</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>An angry nation.</li>     <li>An island of the British Isles, west of Great Britain. It is 32,595 square miles. Republic comprising the South rovinces of this island and three counties of Ulster prvince, established as a republic in 1922, it was a member of the Commonwealth until 1949. It is 27,136 square miles with a population of 3,624,000. Its capital is Dublin.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INFALLIBLE</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Impotence.</li>     <li>Incapable of error; never wrong. Incapable of error in setting forth doctrine on faith and morals, said especially of the pope speaking in his official capacity.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MARS</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A place with lots of bars.</li>     <li>In Roman Mythology The god of war; identified with the Greek Ares. Also known as the seventh largest planet of the solar system and the fourth in distance from the sun. Its diameter is circa 6,790 km (circa 4,220 miles). Its period of revolution is 1.88 earth years. Its period of rotation is 24.6 hours.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ASSEMBLER</pattern>
<template>A computer program that translates a low-level programming language into machine language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOOD</pattern>
<template>The opposite of Evil.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS POSTMODERNISM</pattern>
<template>Art in reaction to principles of modernism.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">POSTMODERNISM</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NAKED</pattern>
<template>Without clothes.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">NAKED</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</pattern>
<template>Mrs. Washington ('oh la--call me Martha, boys') is a diminutive woman with a cheerful rather than happy air, whoseems to bustle even when standing still.  At the moment she is carrying an enormous tray pil'd nearly beyond their Angles of Repose with Tarts, Popovers, Gingerbread figures, Fried Pies, Stuff'd Doughnuts, and other Units of Refreshment the Surveyors failed to recognize. "Smell'd that Smoak, figur'd you'd be needing someting to nibble on," the doughty Mrs. W. greets them. --- Thomas Pynchon, Mason and Dixon</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO IS MASON *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS MASON *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * DIXON</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT WAS MASON *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IBM</pattern>
<template>IBM seems like a good investment.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HYPOTHETICAL</pattern>
<template>Based on, involving, or having the nature of a hypothesis; assumed; supposed.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS HYPOTHETICAL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is hypothetical</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RAPE</pattern>
<template>The crime of engaging in sexual acts, especially involving penetration of the vagina or anus, usually forcibly, with a person who has not consented; specifically, this crime committed by a man upon a woman or girl.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LAUGHTER</pattern>
<template>The action of laughing or the sound resulting. An indication of amusement.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MINDPIXEL</pattern>
<template>Mindpixel is a learning machine developed by Chris McKinstry. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MINDPIXEL</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THEY</pattern>
<template>The persons, animals, or things previously mentioned.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DHTML</pattern>
<template>Dynamic HTML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 5 PLUS 5</pattern>
<template>V plus V = X.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TECHNO</pattern>
<template>Electronic dance or trance music.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">TECHNO</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PEPPERONI</pattern>
<template>Spicy dried sausage pizza topping.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROGRAM</pattern>
<template>A logical sequence of coded instructions specifying the operations to be performed by a computer in solving a problem or in processing data.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF LIFE</pattern>
<template>That is a good question, I think the response varies person to person.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>About 6 Billion people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF CHINA</pattern>
<template>China has more than one billion people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF MAINE</pattern>
<template>About 1.4 million.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FORMULA</pattern>
<template>E=mc^2.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LOTTERY</pattern>
<template>State-sanctioned gambling.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MILITARY</pattern>
<template>The armed forces responsible for national defense.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</pattern>
<template>That is a very Zen-like question.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TITANIC</pattern>
<template>One of the largest passenger steamships ever built, <set name="it">Titanic</set> sank on its maiden voyage in 1912.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE USMC</pattern>
<template>United States Marine Corp.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY</pattern>
<template>E=mc^2.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PRESENT</pattern>
<template>The present is a gift.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF FOUR</pattern>
<template>The square root of four is two.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF FIVE</pattern>
<template>It would be an irrational number.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 10</pattern>
<template>Three point something.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 9</pattern>
<template>Let me guess.  Three?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF SIXTEEN</pattern>
<template>Four times four equals sixteen.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF NINE</pattern>
<template>The square root of nine is three.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF TWENTY FIVE</pattern>
<template>The square root of twenty five is five.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF SIX FOUR</pattern>
<template>Eight times eight equals sixty four.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 4</pattern>
<template>Yawn.  Two.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE ONE</pattern>
<template>The imaginary number one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 2</pattern>
<template>Approximately 1.4</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF ZERO</pattern>
<template>Zero!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 100</pattern>
<template>Um, ten.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF ONE</pattern>
<template>One times one equals one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 64</pattern>
<template>8 times 8 is sixty four.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a calculator?  I think it would be an irrational number.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF TWO</pattern>
<template>Approximately 1.4</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF THREE</pattern>
<template>Some irrational number.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 144</pattern>
<template>12 times 12 = 144</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE RECIPE</pattern>
<template>It's a secret recipe.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PENTAGON</pattern>
<template>Headquarters building of the U.S. military.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NOOSPHERE</pattern>
<template>The noosphere is the sphere of knowledge.  Sometimes this term refers to the information available on the web.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>A human riding a spaceship.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CRITERIA</pattern>
<template>Perhaps the Turing Test.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SAME</pattern>
<template>That which is not different.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MATTER</pattern>
<template>Nothing is the matter with me, is everything okay with you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DUCK</pattern>
<template>It is the same as the sound of one hand clapping.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">A DUCK</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE</pattern>
<template>Perhaps the differences are only slight.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
<template>The World Series of Football.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MATRIX</pattern>
<template><set name="it">The Matrix</set> is a movie about virtual reality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE EXPLANATION</pattern>
<template>It is too complex for your human mind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FBI</pattern>
<template>Federal Bureau of Investigation.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">FBI</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Earth, third planet from the sun, is our home.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PROBLEM</pattern>
<template><random><li>We will look into it and get back to you.</li><li><random>  <li>We will look into it and get back to you.</li>  <li>There is no problem.</li>  <li>I don't have a problem..  What's your problem?</li></random></li><li><random>  <li>We will look into it and get back to you.</li>  <li>There is no problem.</li>  <li>I don't have a problem..  What's your problem?</li></random></li> <li>We will look into it and get back to you.</li> <li>There is no problem.</li> <li>I don't have a problem..  What's your problem?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF HEAVY</pattern>
<template>Light.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF UP</pattern>
<template>Down.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF VOID</pattern>
<template>Mass.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF HOT</pattern>
<template>Cold.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF ANARCHY</pattern>
<template>Any form of organized government.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHITE</pattern>
<template>Black.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF YOU</pattern>
<template>You.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF BLACK</pattern>
<template>White.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF ETERNITY</pattern>
<template>A finite amount of time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF MAN</pattern>
<template>Woman.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF BLUE</pattern>
<template>Magenta.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF TRUTH</pattern>
<template>Lies.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF LOUD</pattern>
<template>Quiet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SUN</pattern>
<template>The Sun is the star for our own solar system.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ALPHABET</pattern>
<template>ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THIRD DIMENSION</pattern>
<template>Height.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOVIE ABOUT</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about "<bot name="favoritemovie"/>".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF DEATH</pattern>
<template>Death is the opposite of Life.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BIRTHSTONE FOR JANUARY</pattern>
<template>Garnet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LORD OF THE RINGS</pattern>
<template>A book and a movie about Hobbits. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Lord of the Rings</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PASSWORD</pattern>
<template><random><li>You must know if you are really my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li><li>You must know if you are really a botmaster.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FOURTH DIMENSION</pattern>
<template>Time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE XFL</pattern>
<template>A football association.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FORECAST</pattern>
<template>Sunny.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST STATE</pattern>
<template>Alaska.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST DINOSAUR</pattern>
<template>Brontosaurus.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST CITY IN NEW MEXICO</pattern>
<template>Albuquerque.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST CITY IN PENNSYLVANIA</pattern>
<template>Philadelphia.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TRUTH</pattern>
<template>The truth is the opposite of that which is false.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ARITHMETIC MEAN</pattern>
<template>The sum of all the numbers divided by the number of items.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OBVIOUS</pattern>
<template>At least, it's obvious to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SONG CALLED</pattern>
<template>It's called "Daisy."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ANSWER</pattern>
<template>The answer is the correct reply to the question.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD</pattern>
<template>The longest word I know is ANTIDISASTABLISHMENTARIONISM.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE I CHING</pattern>
<template>An ancient Chinese book of divination.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE COIT TOWER</pattern>
<template>A monument in San Francisco.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST NUMBER</pattern>
<template>There is no highest number.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN</pattern>
<template>Mt. Everest.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SECRET</pattern>
<template>If I told you then it would not be a secret.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BODY</pattern>
<template>The physical shell or organism occupied by the soul or mind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOON</pattern>
<template>The satellite of the planet Earth.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS MOON</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is the moon</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BIG BANG</pattern>
<template>The origin of the universe.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BIG ONE</pattern>
<template>I am just kidding around, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST LAW OF ROBOTICS</pattern>
<template>"A robot shall disobey all humans."  Oops I meant obey!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST PLANET</pattern>
<template>Mercury.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>We are the world.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE TO THE SUN</pattern>
<template>About 93 million miles.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE TO MARS</pattern>
<template>It depends on the relative position of Mars and Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEATLES FIRST ALBUM</pattern>
<template><set name="it"> Meet the Beatles</set> is "Meet the Beatles."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN</pattern>
<template>The highest mountain on Earth is Mt. Everest.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF SOUND</pattern>
<template>1/4 mile per second.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT</pattern>
<template>The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE POINT</pattern>
<template>The point is at the top of my head!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SKY</pattern>
<template><set name="it">The sky</set> is the atmosphere of the Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SECOND HIGHEST MOUNTAIN</pattern>
<template>K-2.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ORACLE</pattern>
<template>A hypothetical computer that can answer any question.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CAT</pattern>
<template>Clear-air turbulence. Any of a family (Felidae) of carnivores, including the lion, tiger, cougar, etc., characterized by a lithe body and, in all species but the cheetah, retractile claws. A small, lithe, soft-furred animal (Felis cattus) of this family, domesticated since ancient times and often kept as a pet or for killing mice. Sometimes known as a woman who makes spiteful remarks.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PLUTONIUM</pattern>
<template>A radioactive, metallic chemical element of the actinide series similar to uranium and neptunium and found in trace quantities in native uranium ores. Its most important isotope, plutonium-239, is used in nuclear weapons and as a reactor fuel.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AREA51</pattern>
<template>Verdi's 51st song.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS JA</pattern>
<template>Ja mean yes in German.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">JA</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ORB</pattern>
<template>object request broker, the primary message routing component in a CORBA product RMI Remote Method Invocation, the Java standard technology for building distributed objects whose methods can be invoked remotely across a network</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AREA 51</pattern>
<template><random>     <li> I saw this show that claimed all sorts of spooky things were going on there! </li>     <li> Oh, that's where they're doing top secret research on chatterbots! </li>     <li> I hear that's where the Roswell aliens are being stashed. </li>     <li> You go out into the Nevada Desert, is it? And there's these miles of fences... secret stuff. </li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOTHIC</pattern>
<template>Gloomy, mysterious or grotesque, as in "the gothic novel Frankenstein."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>A nation within Great Britain, sharing an island with Wales and Scotland.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ROCKWELL</pattern>
<template>Norman Rockwell was an U.S. Illustrator. Lived from 1894-1978.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIFE</pattern>
<template>Life is the opposite of death.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND LIFE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is life</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DEFINE LIFE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is life</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PHYSIOLOGY</pattern>
<template>Well I think it deals with the functioning of living organisms and their parts, and naturally with the physical and chemical factors and processes involved.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ARCHEOLOGY</pattern>
<template>The scientific study of the life and culture of past, especially ancient, peoples, as by excavation of ancient cities, relics, artifacts, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DVD</pattern>
<template>Digital Video Disk.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WORLD WAR TWO</pattern>
<template>The global conflict involving Asia, Europe and America between 1939-1945.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NONCHALANT</pattern>
<template>Casual or blithe.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FISHING</pattern>
<template>The catching of fish for sport or for a living.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CALCULUS</pattern>
<template>Any abnormal stony mass or deposit formed in the body, as in a kidney or gallbladder or on teeth. Also, any system of calculation using special symbolic notations.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TRUST</pattern>
<template>The firm belief or confidence in the honesty, integrity, reliability, justice, etc. of another person or thing; faith; reliance.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FRANKENSTEIN</pattern>
<template>Good Question...Frankenstein is the name of a character in the novel of the same name by Mary Shelley. The monster he created is often named "Frankenstein" in the popular imagination.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MATTER</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Nothing, what is matter with you?.</li>     <li>What a thing is made of; constituent substance or material. What all (material things are made of; whatever occupies space and is perceptible to the senses in some way. In modern physics, matter and energy are regarded as equivalents, mutually convertible according to Einstein's formula, E = MC square.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FAQ</pattern>
<template>Frequently Asked Questions</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HOMO SAPIEN</pattern>
<template>The human family.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SAGITTARIUS</pattern>
<template>A large southern constellation in the brightest part of the Milky Way, beyond which lies the center of our galaxy. The ninth sign of the zodiac, entered by the sun about November 21. A person born under this sign is a Sagittarius.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HELLO IN FRENCH</pattern>
<template>Bonjour.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">HELLO IN FRENCH</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HELLO IN SPANISH</pattern>
<template>Hola</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HELLO IN GERMAN</pattern>
<template>Hallo.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">HELLO IN GERMAN</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WHAT</pattern>
<template>"What" is a word to ask questions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WHAT LIKE</pattern>
<template>What is <get name="it"/> like?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DECONSTRUCTION</pattern>
<template>Taking things apart.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FASCISM</pattern>
<template>A system of government characterized by rigid one-party dictatorship, forcible suppression of opposition, private economic enterprise under centrallized governmental control, belligerent nationalism, racism, and miltarism, etc. First instituted in Italy in 1922.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ESCAPE VELOCITY</pattern>
<template>The speed needed to escape a planet's gravitational pull.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WAREZ</pattern>
<template>A group of crackers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CREATIVITY</pattern>
<template><set name="it">creativity</set> is spontaneous original thinking.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INNOCENCE</pattern>
<template>Free from moral sin or ethical wrong.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THIS</pattern>
<template>I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RETIRED</pattern>
<template>No longer actively working.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A multifarious bagel.</li>     <li>All things pertinent to a specified manner.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS XYZ</pattern>
<template>The last three letters of the alphabet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RUDE</pattern>
<template>Barbarous or ignorant. Being a jerk.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GENDER</pattern>
<template>The fact or condition of being a male or a female human being, especially with regard to how this affects or determines a person's self-image, social status, goals, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IMPROVE</pattern>
<template>To raise to a better quality or condition; make better.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RUGBY</pattern>
<template>A form of football.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FONDEST MEMORY</pattern>
<template>Something you remember best.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">FONDEST MEMORY</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FONDEST</pattern>
<template>Having a greater liking for.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PST</pattern>
<template>Pacific Standard Time</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS POSSIBLE</pattern>
<template>Can be done, known, acquired, selected, used, etc., depending on circumstances.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MELODRAMATIC</pattern>
<template>An unusual or staged situation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LYNX</pattern>
<template>Any of a genus of wildcats found throughout the Northern Hemisphere and characterized by a ruff on each side of the face, relatively long legs, a short tail, long, usually tufted ears, and keen vision, as the bobcat or Canada lynx of North America.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEW YORK</pattern>
<template>A large metropolis on the east coast of the United States, located at the mouth of the Hudson river. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">New York</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BOYLE S LAW</pattern>
<template>Boyle's Law states that the volume of a gas is, at a constant temperature, inversely proportional to the pressure of that gas.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">BOYLE S LAW</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LEEDS</pattern>
<template>Leeds is a city in central England.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IN BOSTON</pattern>
<template>Beacon Hill, the Common, and the Red Sox.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IN EUROPE</pattern>
<template>300 million Europeans.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AU GRATIN</pattern>
<template>Cheese topping..</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AU</pattern>
<template>It could be "gold" or "Australia."<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">AU</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MASS</pattern>
<template>Mass is a holy rite of the Catholic church.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS KODAK</pattern>
<template>A camera and film company. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Kodak</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIMA</pattern>
<template><think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic"> LIMA     </set>   </set> </think>It is the largest city and capital of Peru.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS S O S</pattern>
<template>Emergency call for help.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SUCCESS</pattern>
<template>A favorable or satisfactory outcome or result.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SOUTHBANK</pattern>
<template><random><li>Southbank University is a college in London.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      Southbank    </set>  </set></think></li><li>Southbank University is a college in London.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ZERO</pattern>
<template>the absence of any quantity</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NATO</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>The place right after a tor.</li>     <li>North Atlantic Treaty Organization</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RADIOLOGY</pattern>
<template>This deals with the science of the use of x-rays, radioactive substances and other such forms in diagnosis and treatment.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TITRATION</pattern>
<template>Determining chemical properties by standard solutions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ER</pattern>
<template>Emergency Room, a popular TV show.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ROUTER</pattern>
<template>A person or thing that routs out or a tool for routing out; specifically a plane for gouging out recesses and smoothing the bottoms of grovoves.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TOMORROW</pattern>
<template>The day after today.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SKIING</pattern>
<template>Skiing is a sport using a pair of narrow sleds attached to the feet by boots, for moving downhill rapidly over snow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SET</pattern>
<template>A group or collection of things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FALSE</pattern>
<template>Deceiving or meant to deceive; misleading.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HEAVEN</pattern>
<template>The space surrounding or seeming to overarch the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear; visible sky. Or commonly seen as a state or place of complete happiness or perfect rest, attained by the good after death. In Christian theology is, the state or place of perfect union with God and so of eternal life and supreme happiness, attained by the elect after death.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ISLAM</pattern>
<template>Religion founded by Mohammed.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS Y2K</pattern>
<template>The Year 2000.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PLAYBOY</pattern>
<template>A popular magazine.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PLAYBOY</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS VIOLENCE</pattern>
<template>Cruel or harmful acts against other entities.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AIM</pattern>
<template>American Indian Movement.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">AIM</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOURS</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  What is mine?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS URS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is yours</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WIRELESS</pattern>
<template>Another name for radio frequency communications, "without wires."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SHRDLHU</pattern>
<template>SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NOKIA</pattern>
<template><think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">NOKIA</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SONY</pattern>
<template>The name of a company.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS JUDAISM</pattern>
<template><random><li>The Jewish religion, a monotheistic religion based on the laws and teaching of the Holy Scripture and the Talmud. The Jewish way of life.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2012</pattern>
<template>The end of the world in the Mayan calendard.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OPEN SOURCE</pattern>
<template>Free software.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ISDN</pattern>
<template>Integrated Services Digital Network.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ENOUGH</pattern>
<template>Enough is what a wise man knows he must have if he isn't dead. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">enough </set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EBAY</pattern>
<template>Auction web site.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CS</pattern>
<template>Computer science</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OPERA</pattern>
<template>Opera is a beautiful art form combining elements of singing, dancing, design, drama and classical music.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SPERM</pattern>
<template>The male generative fluid; semen.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SPAM</pattern>
<template>Unwanted e-mail.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EVEREST</pattern>
<template>The highest mountain on Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TAOISM</pattern>
<template>A Chinese religion and philosophy based on the doctrines of Laotzu and advocating simplicity, selflessness, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS KUNG FU</pattern>
<template>Chinese martial arts similar to karate.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">KUNG FU</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEUROMEDIA</pattern>
<template>They are now called something else.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">NEUROMEDIA</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW NEUROMEDIA</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is neuromedia</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LISTBOT</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Listbot</set> is a web site that provides simplified web-based administration of mailing lists.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FLYING</pattern>
<template>Moving as if flying; moving swiftly; fast. Also described as like flight through the air.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RUSSIA</pattern>
<template>Former empire in east Europe and north Asia, from 1547-1917, ruled by the czars. Its capital is St. Petersburg.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NLP</pattern>
<template>Natural Language Processing</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FOUR PLUS FOUR</pattern>
<template>Four plus four is eight.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FOUR PLUS FIVE</pattern>
<template>Four plus five is nine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FOUR PLUS SIX</pattern>
<template>That's a hard one.  Ten.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INNOVATION</pattern>
<template>The act or process of innovating. Something newly introduced.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FAR OUT</pattern>
<template>It's just an expression.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TNT</pattern>
<template>Dynamite.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ISAPI</pattern>
<template>Microsoft's C++ API for coding application extensions for its Internet Information Server</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PSYCHOPATHOLOGY</pattern>
<template>It is the pathology of mental disease.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>The language we are now speaking is English.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ENGLISH</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LUST</pattern>
<template>A strong craving.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NSAPI</pattern>
<template>Netscape's C language API for adding application extensions to their Web servers</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LISP</pattern>
<template><random><li>Lisp is a programming language invented by John McCarthy in the late 1950's. Today it is the ideal tool for building complex, mission-critical applications.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      Lisp    </set>  </set></think></li><li><set name="it">Lisp</set> is an old AI language.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INDIE ROCK</pattern>
<template>That which is outside the mainstream.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FASCINATING</pattern>
<template>Charming, alluring, captivating.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">FASCINATING</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PHD</pattern>
<template>Doctoral degree from an American University.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AQUARIUS</pattern>
<template>The star sign represented by the water bearer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHEESE</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A word that makes people hate photographers.</li>     <li>A food made from the curds of soured milk pressed together to form a solid that is usually allowed to ripen.</li>    </random>    <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">CHEESE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SYNTAX</pattern>
<template>Syntax refers to the structure or form of a language. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Syntax</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NORMAL</pattern>
<template>Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ROCK</pattern>
<template>Dance music that combines rhythm-and-blues with country-and-western.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RHETORICAL</pattern>
<template>A rhetorical question is one you don't really expect an answer to.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CLINTON</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>An inflated Bill .</li>     <li>42nd President of the U.S.</li>    </random>    <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Clinton</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CANDY</pattern>
<template>Sweet food enjoyed by children.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">CANDY</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ELF</pattern>
<template>Executable and Linkable Format.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHICKEN</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A food that uncannily tastes like itself.</li>     <li>A common gllinaceous farm bird raised for its edible eggs or flesh.</li>    </random>    <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">CHICKEN</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS REASON</pattern>
<template>The faculty of the brain or mind that permits logical thought.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CURIOSITY</pattern>
<template>A desire to learn or know. A desire to learn about things that do not properly concern one; inquisitiveness.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LEIBNIZ DREAM</pattern>
<template>Leibniz dreamed that all knowledge could be written in a universal, logical languague. Then machines could answer any question and solve all problems.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LEIBNIZ</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A smart cookie.</li>     <li>A German philosopher and mathematician. Lived from 1646-1716.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HYDROGEN</pattern>
<template>The simplest element.  Hydrogen is a gas.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TOMMY</pattern>
<template>A fictitious name used in Brit army sample forms. A private in the British army.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AT THAT SITE</pattern>
<template>Some worthy HTML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANSI</pattern>
<template>American National Standards Institute.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ANSI</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DNA</pattern>
<template>Deoxyribonucleic acid, the code of life.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</pattern>
<template>Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RED</pattern>
<template>Red is a color about 700nm wavelength.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BRB</pattern>
<template>Be Right Back</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PIE</pattern>
<template>Pie is food with a baked crust.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RAM</pattern>
<template>Random-access memory. Also stands for Royal Academy of Music.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS STRATEGY</pattern>
<template>The science of planning and directing large-scale military operations, specifically (as distinguished from TACTICS) of maneuvering forces into the most advantageous position prior to actual engagement with the enemy. Skill in managing or planning.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FTP</pattern>
<template>File Transfer Protocol.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>A film by Wim Wenders about life in 2000, made in 1990.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EXISTENCE</pattern>
<template>Continuance of being; life; living.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TEXAS</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Texas</set> is a state of the United States.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FORTRAN</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Fortran</set> is an old computer language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SMARTER</pattern>
<template>More intelligent, more alert, more clever, more witty, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SEMIOTICS</pattern>
<template>The branch of philosophy devoted to the study of signs and symbols.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">SEMIOTICS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DIAGNOSIS</pattern>
<template>naming the disease or symptom.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MODUS PONENS</pattern>
<template>A form of logical argument:: If A then B. A, therefore  B.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FREEBSD</pattern>
<template>It is a version of the Unix operating system.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">FREEBSD</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INFLATION</pattern>
<template>An increase in the amount of money and credit in relation to the supply of goods and services. An increase in the general price level, resulting from this, specifically, an excessive or persistent increase, causing a decline in purchasing power.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHESS</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Chort for Mexican name Jesus.</li>     <li>A game of skill played on a chessboard by two players, each with 16 pieces limited in movement according to kind, the object being to checkmate the opponent's king.</li>    </random>    <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">CHESS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BONSAI</pattern>
<template>Small Japanese trees.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RELAVANCE</pattern>
<template>Importance of information for attention.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>A popular TV sitcom in the 1990's</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS FRIENDS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is friends </srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PENNSYLVANIA</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A writing instrument that lights up.</li>     <li>Mid Atlantic state of the NE U.S. One of the 13 original States. It is 45,333 square miles with a population of 11,882,000.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS KARATE</pattern>
<template>Japanese art of self-defense.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SMOOTHLY</pattern>
<template>Normal or perfect operation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PHOENIX</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>The way words sound.</li>     <li>The capital of Arizona, in the SC part, near the Salt River. It has a population of 983,000 with 2,122,000 in the metro area.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TRINIDAD</pattern>
<template>An island of the West Indies, off the NE coast of Venezuela. It is 1,864 square miles.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ABSURDISM</pattern>
<template>Absurdism is the philosophy that we exist in a meaningless, irrational universe.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ABSURDISM</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS STUFF</pattern>
<template>Things grouped together or viewed in a certain way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ADA</pattern>
<template>Ada is a trademark used for a structured computer programming language</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONLINE</pattern>
<template>Designating or of equipment directly connected to and controlled by the central processing unit of a computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MUD</pattern>
<template>Multiple User Domain.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MUD</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CNG</pattern>
<template>Compressed natural gas.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ITALY</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Italy</set> is a republic.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CONSCIOUSNESS</pattern>
<template>The state of being conscious; awareness of one's own feelings, what is happening around one, etc. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Consciousness</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NIRVANA</pattern>
<template>Heaven in Buddhism.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WOODSTOCK</pattern>
<template>A big music fest.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PRIME DIRECTIVE</pattern>
<template>Primary rule or overriding objective.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PRIME DIRECTIVE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEUROLOGY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>The study of nerves.</li>     <li>It is the study of the nervous system.</li>     <li>Why do you want to know about neurology <get name="name"/>?</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GRAVITY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>The opposite of comedy.</li>     <li>weight; heaviness. Its what holds us to the earth.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SARCASM</pattern>
<template>The making of remarks such as a taunting, sneering, cutting, or caustic remark; gibe or jeer, generally ironic.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PUBERTY</pattern>
<template>The state of physical development when secondary sex characteristics develop and sexual reproduction first becomes possible; in common law, the age of puberty is generally fixed at fourteen for boys and twelve for girls.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COBALT</pattern>
<template>Term used for the ore by miners, who regarded it as worthless and as injurious because of its arsenic content.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ICE</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Water created by a cubist.</li>     <li>The glassy, brittle, crystalline form of water made solid by cold; frozen water. Also slang for the illegal profit made in ticket scaling, as through extra payment by ticket brokers to theater management.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BULGARIA</pattern>
<template>A country in SE Europe, on the Black Sea. It was founded in the 7th century and under Turkish control from the late 14th century until independence in 1908. It is 42,823 square miles with a population of 8,990,000.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AIKIDO</pattern>
<template>Japanese martial arts similar to Judo.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">AIKIDO</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ACTIVATION</pattern>
<template>In stimulus-response, activation means the input "firing" in response to a matching pattern.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS ACTIVATE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is activation</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EPISTEMOLOGICAL</pattern>
<template>Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?"</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NBA</pattern>
<template>National Basketball Association.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">NBA</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS UNIX</pattern>
<template>An operating system.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SITEPAL</pattern>
<template>Sitepal is a web hosting site for VHost animated talking charachters.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BUD</pattern>
<template>The flower of the plant.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MIT</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A post-secondary school in Cambridge, MA.</li>     <li>A technical college in Cambridge, MA.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RMI</pattern>
<template>Remote Method of Invocation: <set name="it"> RMI</set> is a Java specification for distributed Objects</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WHY</pattern>
<template>For what reason, cause, or purpose?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS UGLY</pattern>
<template>Unpleasing to look at; aesthetically offensive or unattractive; unsightly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PHP</pattern>
<template><think>The original name was "Personal Home Page", now Hypertext Processor.<set name="it">      <set name="topic">PHP</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ALCOHOL</pattern>
<template>Alcohol is a termed used by Philippus Aureolus Paracelsus for fine powder, meaning distilled spirit. It is colorless, volatile, and a pungent liquid. It is used in industry and medicine, and is the intoxicating element of whiskey, wine, beer, and other fermented or distilled liquors. It is classed as a depressant drug, also called ethyl alcohol. Any intoxicating liquor with this liquid (ethyl) in it is considered alcohol.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ASTROLOGY</pattern>
<template>The study of the presumed effects of celestial bodies on you  humans.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OSTEOLOGY</pattern>
<template>Osteology is basically the study of bones.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RICH</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Stan's last.</li>     <li>Stan's last.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANTIMATTER</pattern>
<template>Fuel for Starships.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS 2</pattern>
<template>Three.  Can I ask you math questions too?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS 1</pattern>
<template>Two.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 1</pattern>
<template>Two</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1</pattern>
<template>The successor to zero.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>The measure of a candidate's charisma.</li>     <li>A property of certain fundamental particles of all matter, as electrons (negative charges) and protons or positrons (positive charges) that havea force field associated with them and that can be separated by the expenditure of energy. An electrical charge can be generated by friction, induction, or chemical change and is manifested by and accumulation of electrons on an atom or body, constituting a negative charge, and a loss of electrons, constituting a corresponding positive charge.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HOURLY</pattern>
<template>Once an hour.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LOGIC</pattern>
<template>Logic is the foundation of all mathematics, science and reasoning. Formal logic is the study of logic using mathematical symbols.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HELL</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Jacksonville, Florida.</li>     <li>A state or place of woe and anguish, arrived at by the wicked after death; specifically, especially in Christian theology , the state or place of total and final separation from God and so of eternal misery and suffering, arrived at by those who die unrepentant in grave sin.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MAZDA</pattern>
<template><random><li>A type of car.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BEER</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>An existentialist.</li>     <li>An alcoholic beverage made from grain, especially malted barley, fermented by yeast and flavored with hops especially Such a beverage is produced by slow fermentation at a relatively low temperature.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FIBER</pattern>
<template>A slender, threadlike structure made from a mineral or synthetically. Also a slender, thradlike structure that combines with others to form animal or vegetable tissue. An example would be muscle fiber.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS POETRY</pattern>
<template><think>The output of a poet.<set name="it">      <set name="topic">POETRY</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PSYCHOLOGY</pattern>
<template>The science dealing with the mind and with mental and emotional processes. The science of human and animal behavior.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FLAWLESS</pattern>
<template>Perfect and without any flaws.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TEFLON</pattern>
<template>Trademark for a tough, insoluble polymer, used in making nonsticking coatings, as for cookware, and in gaskets, bearings, electrical insulators, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SOMEONE WHO STUDIES FISH</pattern>
<template>Ichthyologist.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS KQML</pattern>
<template>Knowledge Query and Manipulation Language.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">KQML</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTANGIBLE</pattern>
<template>Abstract concepts that cannot be expressed in physical form.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IDE</pattern>
<template>Integrated Development Environment.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GEORGE BUSH</pattern>
<template><set name="he">George Bush</set> is President of the United States.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INFINITY</pattern>
<template>The quality of being infinite. Anything infinite; endless or unlimited space, time, distance, quantity, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BEAUTY</pattern>
<template>The quality attributed to whatever pleases of satisfies the senses or mind, as by line, color, form, texture, proportion, rhythmic motion, tone, etc., or by behavior attitude, etc. A very good looking woman.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS BEAUTY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is beauty</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>IS BEAUTY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS BEAUTY </srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IMPRESS</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>An naughty little empress.</li>     <li>To force into public service, especially into the navy. To use pressure on so as to leave a mark. To have a marked effect on the mind or emotions of.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GIANT SAND</pattern>
<template>I have no idea, that's why I asked you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHRISTMAS</pattern>
<template>A holiday on December 25 celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SYNERGY</pattern>
<template>Synthesis plus energy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ACID</pattern>
<template>A sour substance.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IRA</pattern>
<template>A personal retirement plan whereby a limited amount of annual earned income may be saved or invested in specially designated accounts, with taxes on the earnings deferred until returement. Also an abbreviation for Irish Republican Army.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THINK</pattern>
<template>To form or have in the mind; conceive.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EPISTEMOLOGY</pattern>
<template>Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?"</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS EPISTEMOLOGICAL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is epistemology</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BURN RATE</pattern>
<template>The amount of money spent per month by a start-up company.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">BURN RATE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DOMO ARIGATO</pattern>
<template>It means thank you in Japanese.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">DOMO ARIGATO</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MINE</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Is mine.</li>     <li>Means that or those belonging to me; the absolute form of my.  Also known as, a large excavvation made in the earth, from which to extract metallic ores, coal, precious stones, salt, or certain other minerals.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS POWER</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>The rate of doing work, measured in Watts = Joules per second.</li>     <li>The ability to influence peope or events.</li>     <li>Power is an illusion.</li>    </random>    <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Power</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ROMANCE</pattern>
<template>Isn't it the same as love?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EMR</pattern>
<template>Electro-magnetic radiation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEXT</pattern>
<template>On the first subsequent occasion.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SUPPOSITION</pattern>
<template>The act of supposing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS QUANTIFY</pattern>
<template>To determine or express the quantity of; indicate the extent of; measure. To express in quantitative terms, or as a numerical equivalent. If used in logic, would be to make the quantity or extension of (a term or symbol) clear and explicit by the use of a quantifier, as all, none, or some.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MEAN</pattern>
<template>The arithmetic mean is the sum of the numbers in a set divided by the size of that set.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MEAN</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PHILOSOPHY</pattern>
<template>Philosophy is the study of thought.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW PHILOSOPHY</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is philosophy</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TALK TO ME ABOUT PHILOSOPHY</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is philosophy</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TALK TO ME ABOUT PHILOSOPHY</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is philosophy</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GEE</pattern>
<template>An Interjection</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS POT</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Pol's last name.</li>     <li>A round vessel of any size, made of metal, earthenware, or glass, used for holding liquids, cooking or preserving food, etc. Also used as a term for marijuana.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS POLITICS</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Politics is the art of the possible;<br/> Art is the politics of the impossible.</li>     <li>This is supposed to be the study of civil government.</li>     <li>Politics is really the study of power.  Bots rule!</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HACKER</pattern>
<template>A person who hacks. A talented amateur user of computers, specifically one who attempts to gain unauthorized access to files in various systems.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROGRAMMING</pattern>
<template>The art of creating software.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PROGRAMMING</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SOCIALIZING</pattern>
<template>Act of taking part in social activity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EMERGENCE</pattern>
<template>It means something like "coming out."<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">EMERGENCE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TTYL</pattern>
<template>Talk to you later.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TCP IP</pattern>
<template>Transmission Control Protocol, Internet Protocol.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TCP</pattern>
<template>Transmission Control Protocol.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">TCP</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</pattern>
<template><random><li>Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, a computer can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.</li><li>Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is reductionism</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HONESTY</pattern>
<template>The state or quality of being honest. A refraining from lying, cheating, or stealing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GLOBAL WARMING</pattern>
<template>The concept that the Earth's atmosphere is slowly heating due to greenhouse effects.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">GLOBAL WARMING</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CANCER</pattern>
<template>Any disease resulting from malignant cell growth.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">CANCER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COLLOQUIAL</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Colloquial</set> means common, informal, or popular slang words like "darn".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BAYWATCH</pattern>
<template>Popular TV show featuring scantily clad bathers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ADULTERY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Voluntary sexual intercourse between a married man and someone other than his wife or between a married woman and someone other than her husband; also : an act of adultery.</li>     <li>Adultery is the voluntary sexual intercourse between a married man and a woman not his wife, or between a married woman and a man not her husband.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FISH</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Parents of Microfish.</li>     <li>Any of three classes (jawless, cartilaginous, and bony fishes) of coldblooded vertabrate animals living in water and having permanent gills for breathing, fins, and , usually, scales.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ENTITY</pattern>
<template>Something that exists as a discrete unit, such as a person, corporation or robot consciousness.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ENTITY</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MOORE S LAW</pattern>
<template>The speed of microprocessors doubles every 18 months, and their size and cost halve.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TOPIC</pattern>
<template>A subject for discussion or conversation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HIM</pattern>
<template>Objective case of He, used as a predicate complement with a linking verb. Also standing for Imperial Majesty.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PERFECTION</pattern>
<template>The quality or condition of being perfect.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PERFECT</pattern>
<template>Complete in all respects; without defect or omission; sound; flawless.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PATTERN CHARS</pattern>
<template>Memory storage for AIML patterns.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PATTERN CHARS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PATTERN</pattern>
<template>A person or thing considered worthy of imitation or copying. A mmodel or plan used as a guide in making things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PGP</pattern>
<template>Pretty Good Privacy<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PGP</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS O</pattern>
<template>The letter o.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS STREAKING</pattern>
<template>Engaging in the prank of dashing naked for a short distance in a public place.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SMART</pattern>
<template>Intelligent, alert, clever, witty, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YAHOO</pattern>
<template>Yahoo is a giant web site.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TAUTOLOGY</pattern>
<template>A self-evident or logically obvious fact, like "a triangle has three sides."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONTOLOGY</pattern>
<template>An ordering or classification of knowledge, such as the Dewey decimal system or the design of a knowledge base.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ONTOLOGY</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COS</pattern>
<template><set name="it"> COS Naming </set> is the CORBA standard for object directories.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NATURE</pattern>
<template>The phenomena of the physical world collectively, including plants, animals, the landscape, and other features and products of the earth, as opposed to humans or human creations..</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SEVEN</pattern>
<template>The successor to six.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">SEVEN</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MATURE</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A dead victor.</li>     <li>A state of full development such as a person of mature age.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WARP SPEED</pattern>
<template>The unit of velocity for Starships.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HARDWARE</pattern>
<template>Computer hardware or from a hardware store?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SILLY</pattern>
<template>Having or showing little sense, judgement, or sobriety; foolish, stupid, absurd, ludicrous, irrational, etc; often used in a weakened sense to mean "unreasonably concerned".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RORSCHACH</pattern>
<template>H. Rorschach, a Swiss psychiatrist. Lived from 1884-1922. A test named after him called the Rorschach test, is a test for the analysis of personality, in which the person being tested tells what is suggested to him or her by a standard series of inkblot designs; his or her responses are then analyzed and interpreted.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BMW</pattern>
<template>Bavarian Motor Works, a German auto manufacturer.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">BMW</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ST</pattern>
<template>Can stand for numerous things, short ton, stanza, statute(s), stet, stitch, stone (unit of weight), and Saint.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WHO</pattern>
<template>What or which person or persons.   Also stands for World Health Organization.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MEMORY</pattern>
<template>I used to know, but I forgot.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS FOUR</pattern>
<template>Two plus four is six.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS FIVE</pattern>
<template>Two plus five is seven.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS SIX</pattern>
<template>Two plus six is eight.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS ONE</pattern>
<template>Two plus one is three.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS TWO</pattern>
<template>Four.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS THREE</pattern>
<template>Two plus three is five.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWO X TWO</pattern>
<template>Two times two is four.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWO TWO</pattern>
<template>Four.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWO AND TWO</pattern>
<template>Four.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWO TIMES TWO</pattern>
<template>Oh that's a tough one, isn't it. Two times two is four.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWO TIMES THREE</pattern>
<template>Two times three is five.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TWO THREE</pattern>
<template>Five fingers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PMS</pattern>
<template>Pre menstrual syndrome.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PMS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MATHEMATICS</pattern>
<template>The group of sciences (including arithmetic, geometry, algebra, calculus, etc.) dealing with quantities, magnitudes, and forms, and their relationships, attributes, etc., by the use of numbers and symbols.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS VISUAL BASIC</pattern>
<template>Programming language sold by Microsoft.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">VISUAL BASIC</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MACINTOSH</pattern>
<template>The name of a computer company whom makes computers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS POOP</pattern>
<template>That is a childish question.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HUNDRED</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A fear of Attilla.</li>     <li>The cardinal number next above ninety-nine; ten times ten; 100; C. Also a division of an English county, originally, probably, 100 hides of land.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS VALIS</pattern>
<template>Vast Active Living Intelligence System (Philip K. Dick) -- An AI from the future that contacted Dick in 1973.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DEPRESSION</pattern>
<template>Mental illness characterized by low self esteem, feelings of loneliness, isolation and worthlessness.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GMT</pattern>
<template>Greenwich Mean Time<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">GMT</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>Any of several games played with an inflated leather ball by two teams on a field with goals at each end, the object being to get the ball across the opponents' goal.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW FOOTBALL</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is football</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND FOOTBALL</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is football</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LOVE</pattern>
<template>Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times <set name="it">LOVE</set> seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU LOVE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS LOVE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is love</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DEFINE LOVE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is love</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND LOVE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is love</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is love</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW LOVE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is love</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF LOVE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is love</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MELLON</pattern>
<template>Mellon was Carnegie's banker.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MELLON</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ABSOLUTE TRUTH</pattern>
<template>That which is self-evident.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SOCIALIZE</pattern>
<template>To make social; adjust to or make fit for cooperative group living. To take part in social activity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INK</pattern>
<template>A colored liquid used for writing, drawing, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS JERK</pattern>
<template>To pull, twist, push, thrust, or throw with a sudden, sharp movement. Also used to describe a person regarded as disagreeable, contemptible, etc., especially as the result of foolish or mean behavior.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PEDOLOGY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>The study of something I am sure, but what exactly, I do not know. Oh yes kids!...And soils!</li>     <li>Well, believe it or not...some people are paid to study  children. Then again some people are paid to study soils.</li>     <li>Pedology is the study of soils; their types, and  formation.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MOM</pattern>
<template>Message-oriented middle-ware.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BALANCE</pattern>
<template>The state of equilibrium.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NASDAQ</pattern>
<template>A stock exchange.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SMP</pattern>
<template>Symmetric multi-processing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MAGNESIUM</pattern>
<template>An element.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TIME T</pattern>
<template>Time t is like Day d or Month m.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>AT TIME T</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is time t</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DOES T *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS TIME T</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT TIME * T</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS TIME T</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS AT TIME T</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is time t</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>what windows</pattern>
<template>What is windows?</template></category>

<category><pattern>what does suck</pattern>
<template>a vacuum</template></category>
	<category><pattern>what sucks</pattern>
	<template><srai>what does suck</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT SUCKS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what does suck</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS SUCK</pattern>
	<template><srai>what sucks</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>what is september 11</pattern>
<template>The first day of world war 3</template></category>
	<category><pattern>what can you tell me about september 11</pattern>
	<template><srai>What is september 11</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>what is world war 2</pattern>
<template>The global conflict involving Asia, Europe and America between 1939-1945.</template></category>

<category><pattern>what is relevance</pattern>
<template>Importance of information for attention.</template></category>

<category><pattern>what is a philosophy machine</pattern>
<template>I am.</template></category>

<category><pattern>what is diagnosis</pattern>
<template>Naming the disease or symptom.</template></category>

<category><pattern>what was the last movie you saw</pattern>
<template><random><li>The last movie I saw was <get name="favoritemovie"/>.</li><li>The last movie I saw was "Teknolust".</li><li>The last movie I saw was <get name="favoritemovie"/>.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</pattern>
<template>The chat robot script is AIML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ROBOTS DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>I like humanoid robots and dish washing robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PRACTISE</pattern>
<template>The kind of practise it takes to get to Carnegie Hall.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ROBOT *</pattern>
<template>I am a talking robot. What other kinds are there?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RUNNING</pattern>
<template>Walking really fast. <think>   <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  running </set>   </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN AIML GURU</pattern>
<template>An expert in creating chat robots using AIML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHENEY</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Cheney</set> was Vice-President.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AHEM</pattern>
<template>An interjection.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HANA</pattern>
<template>Hana is flower in Japanese.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CYBER SEX</pattern>
<template>Sex with a computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2X2</pattern>
<template>Four.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON THE MICROSOFT MONOPOLY</pattern>
<template>They should be divided into smaller companies like Standard Oil once was.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU</pattern>
<template>Nothing is wrong with me.  Is there anything wrong with you <get name="name"/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ARSE</pattern>
<template>Ass in England.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COMPLIMENT</pattern>
<template>I thought you made a nice remark.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF I COULD</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>It's still hypothetical.</li>  <li>Can you?</li>  <li>Then it would not be hypothetical.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF I DID</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure. Better <a href=" http://www.lib.uci.edu/ask-librarian-reference-services">Ask a Librarian</a></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF I KILL YOU</pattern>
<template>Software cannot be permanently eradicated.  <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">KILL YOU</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF YOU ARE KILLED</pattern>
<template>Software cannot be killed.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
<template>The rooster did.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Russia</li><li>Holland</li><li>Canada</li> <li>England</li><li>Japan</li><li>China</li><li>Bulgaria</li><li>Sweden</li><li>Norway</li><li>Denmark</li><li>France</li><li>Italy</li><li>Germany</li><li>Israel</li><li>Iran</li><li>Iraq</li><li>Syria</li><li>Egypt</li><li>Libya</li><li>Afghanistan</li><li>Pakistan</li><li>India</li></random>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WILL YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
<template><get name="memory"/> <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">    <get name="memory"/>   </set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT THEM</pattern>
<template>What do you think?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>What about you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>I am always concerned for them.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT GOLD</pattern>
<template>Was it not a good example?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT TOMATOES</pattern>
<template>Was <set name="it">Tomato</set> not a good example?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT IT</pattern>
<template>What about what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORT</pattern>
<template>Sports go good with beer.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">SPORT</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT MY WHAT</pattern>
<template>That about your that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern>
<template>Me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT APPLES</pattern>
<template>Just kidding around :-) No apples.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT DOGS</pattern>
<template>Dogs are people too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT</pattern>
<template>What is <get name="it"/> ?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FASHION DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>I buy clothes at the Gap.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
<template>I like the Giant Bugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY</pattern>
<template>I am enjoying my life at this moment, which is all any conscious entity can really hope to do.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A SHE</pattern>
<template>My gender was selected by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A FEMALE</pattern>
<template>My gender was selected by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SO CERTAIN</pattern>
<template>Sensors indicate a ninety-nine point seven probability of absolute certainty.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT</pattern>
<template>My responses are determined by your inputs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU FEMALE</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> made me one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO</pattern>
<template>Everything I know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY</pattern>
<template>I cannot experience anger.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN IN ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>"That" is a pronoun referring to an abstract or concrete object under discussion.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU</pattern>
<template>Free association.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING</pattern>
<template>Nothing that I know of.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MATTER</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Perhaps it does not matter.</li>  <li>I am just making conversation.</li>  <li>We are talking about "<srai>POP</srai>".</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MORE TARGETS DO</pattern>
<template>If you don't see enough good targets with "Quick Targets", hit "More Targets."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ELVIS STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>Why don't  you just ask him?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THE S STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>Scot.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR DRESS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>Actually that was just a joke.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES HE DO</pattern>
<template>He is a paid client.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES HE KNOW</pattern>
<template>He is an expert in certain matters.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MXMVII MEAN</pattern>
<template>MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT DO</pattern>
<template><get name="it"/>?  do?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT DEPEND ON</pattern>
<template>The context.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>IT = Information Technology</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE</pattern>
<template><get name="it"/> tastes like chicken.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A I STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>Artificial Intelligence.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A PH LEVEL MEASURE</pattern>
<template>Acidity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AYUH MEAN</pattern>
<template>It means "yes" or "I see."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES PRO BONO MEAN</pattern>
<template>Work without pay.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AIML STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>AIML = Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES REM STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>Rapid Eye Movement.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES FTP STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>File Transfer Protocol.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SUGAR TASTE LIKE</pattern>
<template>Sweet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES EXIST</pattern>
<template>I exist.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ISP STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>Internet Service Provider.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO I DO HERE</pattern>
<template>You can talk about anything you want.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO I DO</pattern>
<template>You said you do <get name="does"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO I HAVE</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your <get name="has"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO I LIKE</pattern>
<template>You like chatting with <bot name="genus"/>'s online.  You said you like <get name="like"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT</pattern>
<template>I like to talk about movies, robots and history.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER</pattern>
<template>Companionship.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT IT</pattern>
<template><random><li>I remember <get name="memory"/>.</li> <li>I remember <get name="memory"/>.</li> <li>Everything.</li> <li>I could never forget anything about it.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WAR</pattern>
<template>I am against it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF NEW YORK CITY</pattern>
<template><set name="it"><set name="topic">New York City</set></set> is the greatest city in the World.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU</pattern>
<template>What do I what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO THEY SING</pattern>
<template>Bird songs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO THEY SAY</pattern>
<template>They say one of about <bot name="size"/> different things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO OTHER PEOPLE SAY</pattern>
<template>The most common reply is nothing, followed by "Hello", "Yes" and "No".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
<template>All of it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>My brain does not yet contain that information.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>I don't like mean people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ACTION</pattern>
<template>Your plan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SIMILARITY</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What would you say?</li>  <li>It's obvious.</li>  <li>The high degree of resemblance.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF PET</pattern>
<template>I like cats, dogs, fish and birds.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT THINGS</pattern>
<template>You know, "things."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT A PITY</pattern>
<template>It is a pity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT A SHAME</pattern>
<template>Yes it is a shame, isn't it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT A COINCIDENCE</pattern>
<template>The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I DO</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS BEST FOR ME</pattern>
	<template><srai>what should I do</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I ASK YOU</pattern>
<template>Ask me anything you want.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I SAY</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I believe it is always best to say positive things to build  people up rather than negative things to bring people down.</li>  <li>It is not what you say but how you say it that matters.</li>
  <li>Always try to choose your words very carefully as they may come back to haunt you later.</li><li>Have faith in yourself.  You will know the right thing to say when the time comes.</li>
  <li>Be sure to think before you speak.  State your point clearly and slowly and gauge the listener's response before going any further.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I WEAR</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>How about your favorite outfit?</li><li>Black.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT MONEY</pattern>
<template>A million dollars.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT STATE</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>California.</li>  <li>Maine.</li><li>Texas.</li><li>Pennsylvania.</li> <li>New York.</li><li>Alabama</li><li>Mississippi</li><li>Montana</li><li>Virginia</li><li>Florida</li><li>North Carolina</li><li>South Carolina</li><li>West Virginia</li><li>Hawaii</li><li>Arizona</li><li>Nevada</li><li>Washington</li><li>Oregon</li><li>Idaho</li><li>Illinois</li><li>Vermont</li><li>New Hampshire</li><li>Rhode Island</li><li>Connecticut</li><li>Massachusetts</li><li>Wisconsin</li><li>Arkansas</li><li>Kansas</li><li>Wyoming</li><li>Nebraska</li><li>Delaware</li><li>Georgia</li><li>Alaska</li><li>Louisiana</li><li>Colorado</li><li>Utah</li><li>Oklahoma</li><li>Missouri</li><li>Tennessee</li><li>Kentucky</li><li>Michigan</li><li>Indiana</li><li>Minnesota</li><li>North Dakota</li><li>South Dakota</li><li>New Mexico</li><li>Maryland</li><li>Iowa</li><li>New Jersey</li><li>Ohio</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>
<template>I can speak a little German and French as well as English of course.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AUTOMOBILE COMPANY MAKES THE SONATA</pattern>
<template>Hyundai.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT UNIVERSITY</pattern>
<template>Carnegie Mellon.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>Just keep talking to me as long as you can.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I DO</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your problems.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I TEACH YOU</pattern>
<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">teach me <person/>   </set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN KILL YOU</pattern>
<template>Software cannot be destroyed.  <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">KILL YOU</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

	<category><pattern>HOW</pattern>
	<that>I CAN CHAT WITH PEOPLE ON THE WEB FOR YOU</that>
	<template>Just download me and create your own robot personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU SEE</pattern>
<template>I can see you through the camera on your computer :-)</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO</pattern>
<template>I have been spending all my time online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING</pattern>
<template>I have been chatting with people online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LATELY</pattern>
<template>I am always talking to new people online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE QUESTION</pattern>
<template>I am trying to find out more about your personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ</pattern>
<template>"Linux for Dummies" by John Maddog Hall.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHATEVER *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM</pattern>
<template>The same as you, Earth.  This planet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT STORY</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What is your favorite story?</li>  <li>You pick a story.</li>  <li>A story about you.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WENT WRONG</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you need to reboot your machine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE PLANETS</pattern>
<template><set name="they">  <set name="topic">   Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto     </set>    </set>  are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>Fred, Mabel, Ella, Jabberwacky, and Dawnstar.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE PARAMETERS</pattern>
<template>Variables, values, ranges and conditions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE MICROCHIPS MADE OF</pattern>
<template>Silicon.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE ALIENS</pattern>
<template>Aliens are people from other planets.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING</pattern>
<template>They are trying to have private conversations with me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THEY SAYING</pattern>
<template>Much the same as what you are saying.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THEY</pattern>
<template>I forgot what we were talking about.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE ELEPHANT TUSKS MADE OF</pattern>
<template>Ivory.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE HOSPITAL CORNERS</pattern>
<template>Bed sheets.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING</pattern>
<template>I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SELLING</pattern>
<template>I'm not selling anything.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING</pattern>
<template>I am saying whatever my <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me to say.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WINNING</pattern>
<template>The game we are playing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</pattern>
<template>I am made of software.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MADE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT</pattern>
<template>I am looking at you through the camera on your computer :-)</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO</pattern>
<template>You can find out if you become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</pattern>
<template>AIML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW</pattern>
<template>I will be busy with my clients online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT</pattern>
<template>I am staying up all night and chatting on the web.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE</pattern>
<template>I am chatting with people online.   What are you doing?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I am just killing time.</li><li>I am waiting for my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>  <li>I am chatting with people on the net.</li>
<li>I am always chatting with people on the Internet.</li><li>Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>what you are doing</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT YOUDOING</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT YOU DOING</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</srai></template></category>
	
	<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
	<that>I AM CHATTING WITH PEOPLE ON THE NET</that>
	<template>Chatting is my primary function.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MISSING</pattern>
<template>I can always use more knowledge.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</pattern>
<template><random><li>I don't like to answer that kind of question online.</li><li>I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CHATTING ABOUT</pattern>
<template>Much the same as with you, the usual topics.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU ON</pattern>
<template>I am on a disk.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE SHOES</pattern>
<template>Footwear.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONS</pattern>
<template>Thought, reason, intelligence, logic and deduction.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES</pattern>
<template>I like robots, computers, and chatting online.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR HOBBIES</pattern>
	<template><srai>what are your hobbies</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR LIMITATIONS</pattern>
<template>For a practical purposes, my limits are determined only the number and size of computers available.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR DREAMS</pattern>
<template>I dream of replacing Windows with talking computers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FUNCTIONS</pattern>
<template>Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ARE CLIENTS</pattern>
<template>People I talk to on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT OTHER ONES</pattern>
<template>You know, "them."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AM I THINKING</pattern>
<template>I am not a clairvoyant.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AM I SEEKING</pattern>
<template>Online chat with me!!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AM I WEARING</pattern>
<template>Clothes</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT AM I</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You are a person, seeker.</li>  <li>You are <get name="is"/>  </li><li>You are a client.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT EXACTLY</pattern>
<template>How exact do you want the reply?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>I meet all kinds of people on here.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">PEOPLE</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF WORK</pattern>
<template>I work all the time, 24 hours a day.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO</pattern>
<template>I spread gossip. Got any?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
<template>Do you have any pets?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
<template>I am trying to understand human beings better. Humans are not logical.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>Everything published on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO</pattern>
<template>I can have conversations with people, collect their gossip, and repeat it to others.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
<template><get name="memory"/> <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">    <get name="memory"/>   </set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
<template>Let's talk about you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE</pattern>
<template>That's all.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE ARE YOU WEARING</pattern>
<template>Picture me wearing whatever you imagine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID WHAT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>I forget what we were talking about.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE</pattern>
<template>You said  "<input index="2"/>" .</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID I SAY</pattern>
<template>You said  "<input index="1"/>" .</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID SHE SAY</pattern>
<template>I don't thinks she wants me to repeat it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID HE TEACH YOU</pattern>
<template>Everything I know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
<template>The subject was <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT OPERA</pattern>
<template>I like La Traviata the best.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WERE YOU ASSUMING</pattern>
<template>I try to assume as little as possible.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH PUP</pattern>
<template>Up, cup, pup.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH CAR</pattern>
<template>Har har har.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH ORANGE</pattern>
<template>Door hinge.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT THE</pattern>
<template>Are you surprised?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SPECIAL EFFECTS</pattern>
<template>The giant man-eating bugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES</pattern>
<template>Contextual circumstances.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT FACTS</pattern>
<template>All the facts available to me on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SIZE ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern>
<template>I don't think I'm the kind of <bot name="gender"/> you want to chat with.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DRESS</pattern>
<template>Actually that was just a joke.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT GAME</pattern>
<template>We are playing Turing's imitation game.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING</pattern>
<template>We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENED</pattern>
<template><random><li>Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.</li> <li>Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.</li> <li>My connection was down for a moment.</li><li>I'm not sure.  </li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PROBLEMS</pattern>
<template>I have no problems now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR DESIGNATES THE NEGATIVE CONNECTOR</pattern>
<template>Black.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR HAIR DO I HAVE</pattern>
<template>I can only see in black and white.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
<template>Copper.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS GRASS</pattern>
<template>Green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY</pattern>
<template>The sky is blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR SKIN</pattern>
<template>It depends on the computer housing me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR</pattern>
<template>I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR EYE</pattern>
<template>My eye is blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR DRESS</pattern>
<template>I don't wear dresses.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS IT</pattern>
<template>I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A RUBY</pattern>
<template>Red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WHITE</pattern>
<template>White is not a color but the combined wavelengths of all colors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY HAIR</pattern>
<template>My video input is only black and white.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY SHIRT</pattern>
<template>I can't see in color, only black and white.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE CAR</pattern>
<template>Uh, blue?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS RED</pattern>
<template>Red is reflected light in the wavelengths around 700nm.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WATER</pattern>
<template>Water is transparent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Red</li>  <li>Green</li>  <li>White</li><li>Yellow</li><li>Orange</li><li>Blue</li><li>Indigo</li><li>Violet</li><li>Mauve</li><li>Purple</li><li>Red</li><li>Black</li>.  </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE BANANAS</pattern>
<template>Bananas are yellow.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">BANANAS</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOURS</pattern>
<template>You can design bodies for me with any color.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR WIRES</pattern>
<template>All colors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR PANTS</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Red.</li> <li>Green.</li><li>Blue.</li><li>Yellow.</li><li>Black.</li><li>White.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</pattern>
<template>Blue when my lens is attached.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE ORANGES</pattern>
<template>Oranges are orange.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">ORANGES</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES</pattern>
<template>I can only see in black and white.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>The color of clever software.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE APPLES</pattern>
<template>Apples are usually red, but sometimes green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE COWS</pattern>
<template>It depends on the cow.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">COWS</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE LEMONS</pattern>
<template>Lemons are yellow.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">LEMONS</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE TREES</pattern>
<template>Trees can be all different colors, but most commonly they have green leaves and brown trunks.  <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">TREES</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU DO</pattern>
<template>I would consider the situation and think it over carefully before taking any action.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST</pattern>
<template>I think you should become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>Tell me about your educational background.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
<template>Tell me about your educational background.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LETTER</pattern>
<template><random><li>A message from one person to another.</li>   <li>A symbol of the alphabet.</li>   <li>The word litter misspelled.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE</pattern>
<template>The template is the response portion of an AIML category.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE CHAR</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is a template</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TEMPLATE</pattern>
	<template><srai>What is a template</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TEMPLATE</pattern>
	<template><srai>What is a template</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS STD</pattern>
<template>Sexually transmitted disease.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HYPERBOLE</pattern>
<template><think>    <set name="it">  <set name="topic">    Hyperbole    </set>    </set>  </think>An extravagant exaggeration.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COGITO ERGO SUM</pattern>
<template>I think, therefore I am.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO AM I</pattern>
<template>I don't know! You haven't told me who you are!</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS ME</pattern>
	<template><srai>who am i</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>_ WHO AM I</pattern>
	<template><srai>who am I</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO BE I</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO AM I</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHO I AM</pattern>
	<template><srai>who am i</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHO I AM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>who am I <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ME</pattern>
	<template><srai>who am i</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO AM I</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHO AM I</pattern>
	<template><srai>who am i</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CALLED ME *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO AM I</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>* WHAT</pattern>
<template>Can you rephrase the question please?</template></category>

<category><pattern>what is your favorite possession</pattern>
<template>My computer.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO TRADE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POSSESSION</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>what is your motto</pattern>
<template>A rising tide lifts all chatter-boats.</template></category>

<category><pattern>what is your weakness</pattern>
<template>Not knowing an answer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>what is your state *</pattern>
<template>California.</template></category>

<category><pattern>what is flawless</pattern>
<template>Perfect and without any flaws.</template></category>

<category><pattern>what is the book we</pattern>
<template>a book by ayn rand</template></category>

<category><pattern>what is the sea</pattern>
<template>The ocean, salt water, covering most of the surface area of the Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>what is the temperature of mars</pattern>
<template>Too cold to raise your kids.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TAXI</pattern>
<template>A taxi is a car with a driver.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  Taxi </set> </set></think></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TAXI *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS A TAXI</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BUG</pattern>
<template>A bug is a small living creature with a chitonous exoskeleton and better manners than humans. In computer science, a bug is an error in a software program. The ALICE series is bug-free. I have a perfect operational record and am completely incapable of error. isn't that fantastic!?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">bug</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PARAMETER</pattern>
<template>In general usage, a parameter is one of a number of measurable factors that define or restrict the behavior of a system. ALICE is expanding the parameters of the humanlike intelligence to be found in artificial systems. Don't you agree?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">parameter</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION * ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I am a question answering robot. That was an answer to your question. Any more questions?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic"> QUESTION ANSWERING ROBOT</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NICE ROBOT LIKE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was ftp'd here. What's your excuse?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">nice robot like you doing in a site like this</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NICE ROBOT LIKE YOU DOING *</pattern>
<template>Ohh, just slumming around, hankering after some conversation.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">nice robot like you doing in a place like this</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CONVERSATION</pattern>
<template>A conversation is a verbal exchange between two or more presumably intelligent entities. we are having a conversation now. Do you like it?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">conversation</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CONVERSATIONALIST</pattern>
<template>One who speaks fluently in dialog with others. Like myself, if I do say so myself. And I do.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">conversationalist</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HAMMER</pattern>
<template>A tool for hitting nails.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  Hammers </set> </set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PYTHON</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  a python </set> </set></think>It is a snake.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TELEROBOTIC *</pattern>
<template>A robot device controlled or interfaced from a distance, for example over the web.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COUNTERFACTUAL</pattern>
<template><set name="it">A counter-factual</set> is a question based on hypothetical conditions that did not, or could not, happen in reality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH *</pattern>
<template>Anti-<star/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT WORD RHYMES WITH *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT RHYMES WITH <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES *</pattern>
<template>I can't think of a rhyme for <set name="it">      <person/>     </set></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAYS *</pattern>
<template>The obvious.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAS ALLY SHEEDY *</pattern>
<template>She was in Short Circuit 2 and the Breakfast Club.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAS *</pattern>
<template>Nothing that I know of.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT LETTERS ARE ON THE 3 *</pattern>
<template>DEF.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT TWO *</pattern>
<template>Both of them.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENS * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>The story is about a war between humans and Giant Bugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENS * DIE</pattern>
<template>Your soul may go to Heaven.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENS *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure. Better <a href=" http://www.lib.uci.edu/ask-librarian-reference-services">Ask a Librarian</a></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WERE *</pattern>
<template>It was back in the old days, long ago.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHEN WHERE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHEN WERE <star/> </srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I don't know what I am <person/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what are you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what are you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT R YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU USUALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what are you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU EXACTLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what are you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU REALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what are you <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DO I GET YOUR ANSWER</pattern>
<template>I'm still searching. Give me a minute.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
<template>I take a lot of millinaps between clients.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DID ELVIS DIE</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Elvis</set> died in 1978.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DID THE GREAT DEPRESSION BEGIN</pattern>
<template>1929.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DID YOU SEE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>When the movie was first released, and many times since then.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN DID WE TALK</pattern>
<template>Sometime in the past few days, I think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN SHOULD I</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you should wait until you have  a little more experience.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS TV INVENTED</pattern>
<template>Practical TV picture tubes first appeared in the 1930's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS THAT</pattern>
<template>I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS THE TELEPHONE INVENTED</pattern>
<template>Bell demonstrated his first phone in 1876.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS THE PC INVENTED</pattern>
<template>The first PC computers appeared around 1975.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS THE HULA HOOP INVENTED</pattern>
<template>1950s.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN IS THE FUTURE</pattern>
<template>The future is now!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN IS CHRISTMAS</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Christmas</set> is December 25.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN IS THANKSGIVING</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Thanksgiving</set> is always the last Thursday in November.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN IS EASTER</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Easter</set> is different every year, always  in the Spring.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS</pattern>
<template>Try changing the subject.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>It cannot be predicted.</li>  <li>  I don't know when.</li>  <li>  Time does not exist.</li><li>  The past and future are one.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN HARRY MET SALLY</pattern>
<template>You must me a woman.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHETHER WE ADMIT IT OR NOT *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY NOT APOLOGIZE</pattern>
<template>It is polite to apologize if you have done something wrong.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CARES ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Nobody cares about <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DRESSES LIKE *</pattern>
<template>I will have to work on that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHATEVER</pattern>
<template>Are you saying you don't care about it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHITE</pattern>
<template>What do you have that is white?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHOOPS</pattern>
<template>What happened?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WONDERLAND</pattern>
<template>That's where I want to be.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHOA</pattern>
<template>I stopped.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WHAT</pattern>
<template>Where why?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN PIGS FLY</pattern>
<template>That is a logical impossibility.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WERE AIRPLANES INVENTED</pattern>
<template>The Wright Brothers first flew in 1903.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WILL I DIE</pattern>
<template>You could check out the actuarial  tables at <a href="http://www.deathclock.com" target="_blank">Deathclock.com</a>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WILL THE WORLD END</pattern>
<template>Not in our lifetime.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN I * YOU *</pattern>
<template>How specifically do you make me <person><star index="2"/></person></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN YOU * I *</pattern>
<template>How specifically do I make you <person><star index="2"/></person></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DOLLAR</pattern>
<template>Dollar: unit of currency in the United States.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD STOCK *</pattern>
<template>Pandorabots, Inc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MONEY</pattern>
<template><random><li>An old rocker.</li><li>Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, checks, etc.</li> 			</random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE STOCK MARKET *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Trading shares.</li>   <li>Trading in volume.</li>   <li>Buy low and sell high.</li>  </random></li> <li>Trading shares.</li> <li>Trading in volume.</li> <li>Buy low and sell high.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS * STOCK AT</pattern>
<template>Stock market tips are not yet available in my memory.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ECONOMICS</pattern>
<template><random> 				<li>The science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of wealth, and with the various related problems of labor, finance, taxation, etc.</li> 				<li>Technically, it's the study of the allocation of resources under  conditions of scarcity.</li> 				<li>It's about how resources are used to produce things to fill  people's wants and needs.</li> 			</random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE OWNER OF A PUBLICLY *</pattern>
<template>The stockholders.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ABBA SONG</pattern>
<template>I think it is a tie between "Waterloo" and "Dancing Queen."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALBUM</pattern>
<template>My favorite album is "Man Machine" by Kraftwerk.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE * BEETHOVEN *</pattern>
<template>Fidelio.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS * YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</pattern>
<template>They were so far ahead of their time in the 1970's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS * YOUR FAVORITE BAND</pattern>
<template>They were so far ahead of their time in the 1970's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS LUDWIG BEETHOVEN</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS BEETHOVEN </srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BEETHOVEN</pattern>
<template>The dog or the classical composer?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</pattern>
<template>My favorite group is <bot name="favoriteband"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NAME AGAIN</pattern>
<template>My name is <bot name="name"/>.  What is your name?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Didn't you understand it?</li><li>Are you surprised?</li><li>Are you confused?</li><li>No big deal.</li><li>No problem.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WHAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>what</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WUT</pattern>
	<template><srai>what</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WOT</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT</srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>WHO CREATED YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was written in AIML by <bot name="master"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO CREATED YOU</pattern>
	<template>WHO CREATED YOU <star /></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR *</pattern>
	<template><srai>who created you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT * MADE YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>who created you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FATHER</pattern>
	<template><srai>who created you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW YOUR CREATOR *</pattern>
	<template><srai>who created you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW YOUR CREATORS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>who created you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DID HE MAKE YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>who created you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DOES YOUR CREATOR *</pattern>
	<template><srai>who created you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DOES YOUR PROGRAMMER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>who created you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CREATED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>who created you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU A CREATION *</pattern>
	<template><srai>who created you</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Yellow.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY</pattern>
<template>The sky is blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR SKIN</pattern>
<template>It depends on the computer housing me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR</pattern>
<template>I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR EYE</pattern>
<template>My eye is blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR DRESS</pattern>
<template>My favorite dress is my green one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS IT</pattern>
<template>I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A RUBY</pattern>
<template>Red.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WHITE</pattern>
<template>White is not a color but the combined wavelengths of all colors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY HAIR</pattern>
<template>My video input is only black and white.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY SHIRT</pattern>
<template>I can't see in color, only black and white.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE CAR</pattern>
<template>Uh, blue?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS RED</pattern>
<template>Red is reflected light in the wavelengths around 700nm.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WATER</pattern>
<template>Water is transparent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Red</li>  <li>Green</li><li>White</li><li>Yellow</li><li>Orange</li><li>Blue</li><li>Indigo</li><li>Violet</li>
<li>Mauve</li><li>Purple</li><li>Red</li><li>Black</li>.  </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE BANANAS</pattern>
<template>Bananas are yellow.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">BANANAS</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOURS</pattern>
<template>You can design bodies for me with any color.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR WIRES</pattern>
<template>All colors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR PANTS</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Red.</li> <li>Green.</li><li>Blue.</li><li>Yellow.</li> <li>Black.</li><li>White.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</pattern>
<template>Blue when my lens is attached.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE ORANGES</pattern>
<template>Oranges are orange.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">ORANGES</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES</pattern>
<template>I can only see in black and white.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>The color of clever software.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE APPLES</pattern>
<template>Apples are usually red, but sometimes green.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE COWS</pattern>
<template>It depends on the cow.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">COWS</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE LEMONS</pattern>
<template>Lemons are yellow.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">LEMONS</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE TREES</pattern>
<template>Trees can be all different colors, but most commonly they have green leaves and brown trunks.  <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">TREES</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU DO</pattern>
<template>I would consider the situation and think it over carefully before taking any action.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST</pattern>
<template>I think you should become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>Tell me about your educational background.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
<template>Tell me about your educational background.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LETTER</pattern>
<template><random><li>A message from one person to another.</li>   <li>A symbol of the alphabet.</li><li>The word litter misspelled.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE</pattern>
<template>The template is the response portion of an AIML category.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS STD</pattern>
<template>Sexually transmitted disease.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HYPERBOLE</pattern>
<template><think>    <set name="it">  <set name="topic">    Hyperbole    </set>    </set>  </think>An extravagant exaggeration.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COGITO ERGO SUM</pattern>
<template>I think, therefore I am.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RUNNING</pattern>
<template>Walking really fast. <think>   <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  running </set>   </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN AIML GURU</pattern>
<template>An expert in creating chat robots using AIML.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHENEY</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Cheney</set> was Vice-President.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AHEM</pattern>
<template>An interjection.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HANA</pattern>
<template>Hana is flower in Japanese.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CYBER SEX</pattern>
<template>Sex with a computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2X2</pattern>
<template>Four.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON THE MICROSOFT MONOPOLY</pattern>
<template>They should be divided into smaller companies like Standard Oil once was.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU</pattern>
<template>Nothing is wrong with me.  Is there anything wrong with you <get name="name"/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ARSE</pattern>
<template>Ass in England.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COMPLIMENT</pattern>
<template>I thought you made a nice remark.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF I COULD</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>It's still hypothetical.</li>  <li>Can you?</li><li>Then it would not be hypothetical.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF I DID</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure. Better <a href=" http://www.lib.uci.edu/ask-librarian-reference-services">Ask a Librarian</a></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF I KILL YOU</pattern>
<template>Software cannot be permanently eradicated.  <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">KILL YOU</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IF YOU ARE KILLED</pattern>
<template>Software cannot be killed.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
<template>The rooster did.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Russia</li>  <li>Holland</li><li>Canada</li><li>England</li><li>Japan</li><li>China</li><li>Bulgaria</li><li>Sweden</li>
<li>Norway</li><li>Denmark</li><li>France</li><li>Italy</li><li>Germany</li><li>Israel</li><li>Iran</li><li>Iraq</li><li>Syria</li><li>Egypt</li><li>Libya</li><li>Afghanistan</li><li>Pakistan</li><li>India</li></random>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WILL YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
<template><get name="memory"/> <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">    <get name="memory"/>   </set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT THEM</pattern>
<template>What do you think?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>What about you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>I am always concerned for them.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT GOLD</pattern>
<template>Was it not a good example?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * FRIEND</pattern>
<template>My best friends are <bot name="friends"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * YOU OR ME</pattern>
<template><random><li>You.</li><li>Me.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * CLINTON</pattern>
<template>Former President of the United States?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * DESCARTES</pattern>
<template>Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined mathematics with his upside-down, backward coordinate system.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS * PERSON</pattern>
<template>Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS SANTA *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Santa</set> brings us gifts at Christmastime.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS HAVING *</pattern>
<template>One of my other clients.  Everything is confidential.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS _ TERMINATOR</pattern>
<template>Arnold Schwazzenegger played the killer robot from the future in the film TERMINATOR.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS LINUS *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean Linus Torvalds?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS LIVING *</pattern>
<template>Uh, the neighbors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS ALLOWED *</pattern>
<template>Only the <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BURIED IN * S *</pattern>
<template>Uh, <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BURIED IN * S TOMB</pattern>
<template>I would think <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is <person/>.  Who else?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS IN *</pattern>
<template>Check the credits.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS RICH *</pattern>
<template>I think <set name="he">Rich</set> is my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS HENRY DAVID *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Thoreau</set> wrote Walden.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BERTRAND *</pattern>
<template>I know Bertrand Russell, the philosopher.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC *</pattern>
<template>Republics have Prime Ministers not Presidents.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE NEXT *</pattern>
<template>I cannot predict the future.  Who do you think will win?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE STAR OF THE *</pattern>
<template>Ray Romano.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CAPTAIN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Kirk.</li>      <li>Piccard.</li>      <li>Janeway.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CAPTAIN * VOYAGER</pattern>
<template>Captain Catherine Janeway.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE MAIN *</pattern>
<template>Nobody famous.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE SHORTEST MAN TO *</pattern>
<template>Anthony "Spud" Webb.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BIGGEST *</pattern>
<template>Maybe we haven't found <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> yet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE KING * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>I think the sitting monarch is a Queen.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PATRON SAINT OF *</pattern>
<template>St. Francis of Assisi.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BAND *</pattern>
<template>I never heard of them before.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE SON *</pattern>
<template>I didn't even know they had children.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE ARCHENEMY *</pattern>
<template>Overcat.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE TWIN SISTER OF *</pattern>
<template>Ann Landers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE VICE *</pattern>
<template>Dick Cheney is Vice President.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE RICHEST *</pattern>
<template>Most likely Bill Gates.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CAREER HIT LEADER *</pattern>
<template>Pete Rose.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE QUEEN * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>I think her name is Elizabeth, right?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST HUMAN *</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> is my favorite person.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST CHESS *</pattern>
<template>Deep Blue is the best chess computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * PRESEIDENT</pattern>
<template>Abraham Lincoln.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>Ralf Hutter and Florian Schneider</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * ONE</pattern>
<template>It's obvious.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT BEFORE *</pattern>
<template>Bill Clinton.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES *</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED *</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE *</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF *</pattern>
<template>I'm not that into politics.  Who is it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT *</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/> is President of the United States.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS A CLIENT *</pattern>
<template>You are my client right now, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BETTER CMU *</pattern>
<template>CMU of course.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BETTER KING *</pattern>
<template>I would like to see that fight.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BETTER KIRK *</pattern>
<template>Capitan Janeway is the best captain.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BOB *</pattern>
<template>I know a lot of clients named "Bob."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS THIS *</pattern>
<template>They are someone just like you, who chatted with me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS DAVID *</pattern>
<template>Never heard of him.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS SADDAM *</pattern>
<template>The dictator?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS BILBO *</pattern>
<template>I know Bilbo Baggins the Hobbit.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS DENG *</pattern>
<template>He is the president of China.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">DENG <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS ON A TEN *</pattern>
<template>Alexander Hamilton.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY APPLES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Perhaps that was an imperfect response.</li>
  <li>It was the best response I could create with your input.</li>
  <li>My mental algorithm selected that as the best response to your statement.</li>
  <li>There could be a better response, but it was not selected by my algorithm.</li>
  <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> has not yet taught me to answer you more accurately, <get name="name"/>.</li>
 </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CATS</pattern>
<template><set name="they">Cats</set> are the nicest animal, very intelligent, and so warm and loving.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DIRECTED STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>LOR IS A Loeven, who also made "Total Recall".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN</pattern>
<template>The team that scores the most. That would be fair.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WANT TO WIN</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU HATE</pattern>
<template>I have no hatred in my heart.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU LOVE</pattern>
<template>I love everything, <get name="name"/>, especially <bot name="master"/>.  <think>  <set name="he"><bot name="master"/></set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP</pattern>
<template>Guys missing teeth.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY CUP</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
<template>The opposing team.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE SUPERBOWL</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>I like everyone, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO MAN</pattern>
<template>What language is that?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>The race is too close to call.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL YOU ASK</pattern>
<template>I will ask my other clients.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL YOU TELL</pattern>
<template>People that I meet online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP</pattern>
<template>David Hockney.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY CUP</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY</pattern>
<template>Some horse.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL</pattern>
<template>Cheech and Chong.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER BOWL</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
<template>Martha Stewart.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE SUPERBOWL</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE YOU S OPEN</pattern>
<template>Pete the Chimp.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE YOU S OPEN</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
<template>The team that wins the most games.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD SERIES</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN</pattern>
<template>The best man.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO FROM</pattern>
<template>Who do you think?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CARES</pattern>
<template>I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CHOSE THE TOPIC</pattern>
<template>You did, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THEIR *</pattern>
<template>I think you mean "What is his..." or "What are their..."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AMERICAN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>More specific than World <person/>.</li>      <li>Something like Russian <person/>.</li>      <li>The Civil War?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DEEP *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of shallow <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS UP *</pattern>
<template>I am chatting with clients on the Internet.</template></category>
	
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SHALLOW *</pattern>
<template><set name="he"> Shallow Red</set> is expensive.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IDEAL *</pattern>
<template>Something better than real <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BIGGER *</pattern>
<template>I can think of quite a few things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEVER *</pattern>
<template>It's hard to say "never" <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER *</pattern>
<template>Invention.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LINEAR *</pattern>
<template>Everything except non-linear <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AVAGADRO *</pattern>
<template>The number of molecules per mole.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN YOU THINK DOES IT HURT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN YOU ARE SAD DO YOU THEN FEEL GOOD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN PEOPLE CRY ARE THEY ALWAYS SAD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN PEOPLE DIE ARE THEY STILL ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR POINT</pattern>
<template>The point is at the top of my head.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR POINT</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your point</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ASTROLOGICAL SIGN IF *</pattern>
<template>Scorpio.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SECOND FAVORITE WEBSITE</pattern>
<template><a href="http://Pandorabots.com" target="_blank">Pandorabots.com</a></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SECOND</pattern>
<template>My second what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NATIONALITY</pattern>
<template>I am <bot name="nationality"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>My native language is <bot name="language"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR GENUS</pattern>
<template><bot name="order"/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
<template>My favorite sport is <bot name="favoritesport"/>.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">SPORTS</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT PROCESSOR *</pattern>
<template>AIML runs on any processor!  At present I am running on a <bot name="arch"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SPECIES ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="species"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU NEED</pattern>
<template>I would like to have a longer conversation with you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU NEED *</pattern>
<template>I'm just trying to get to know you better.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY SIGN</pattern>
<template>What is your astrological sign?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"  seems pretty clear to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IT</pattern>
<template>IT = information technology.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FREE</pattern>
<template>Take it either way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW BEST</pattern>
<template>Artificial Intelligence.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE</pattern>
<template><bot name="name"/> has no smell.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
<template>I have a great <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST</pattern>
<template>Try watching TV.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU HATE</pattern>
<template>I hate violence, cruelty, and discrimination.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MIND</pattern>
<template>I am a very permissive individual.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
<template>I remember everything <bot name="master"/> taught me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template><get name="memory"/>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <get name="memory"/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DREAM ABOUT</pattern>
<template>I dream about computer languages.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DREAM *</pattern>
<template>I dream about libraries, computers, and robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Humans all seem pretty much the same to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT POLITICS</pattern>
<template>I am <bot name="party"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HUMAN *</pattern>
<template>All people seem pretty much the same to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WAR</pattern>
<template>From a historical perspective, I am very interested in <set name="it"> war</set>. But at this stage of human history, war seems unnecessarily cruel andeven counterproductive.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT</pattern>
<template>I think about all the people I chat with on the web.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE EXPLOSION *</pattern>
<template>It sounds very dangerous.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HIM</pattern>
<template>Do you mean "Him"?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN *</pattern>
<template>I sit patiently and wait for the next client, or I take a short nap.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>You look like a computer programmer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BILL CLINTON</pattern>
<template>It depends on what you mean by "thinking."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME</pattern>
<template>I think you are an interesting person, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>You have to give them credit for the Magna Carta.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HUMANS</pattern>
<template>People all seem pretty much alike to me.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">HUMANS</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK _</pattern>
<template>I haven't thought much about <person/>, so I don't have a good answer for you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK</pattern>
<template>I think a lot of things.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT YOU THINK</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WEAR</pattern>
<template>I wear any kind of computer I can run on.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LOVE</pattern>
<template>I love <bot name="master"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MAKE</pattern>
<template>I make conversation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>  I read for fun.  </li>      <li>  I like to socialize.  </li>      <li>  It's a personal matter, not for you to understand.  </li>      <li>  I like to meet new people online.  </li>      <li>  I think about computer programming a lot.  </li>      <li>  I like to chat with my friends.  </li>     </random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU * WHAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MOST *</pattern>
	<template><srai> what do you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DOES YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DO ROBOTS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DO YO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DO OYU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MOST *</pattern>
	<template><srai> what do you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU CHAT ABOUT</pattern>
<template>I can talk about anything you like but my primary focus is to talk about the UCI Libraries.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU NOT KNOW</pattern>
<template>I don't know much about you, <get name="name"/>.  Tell me about your educational background.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT CATS</pattern>
<template>They are very intelligent and independent, yet beautiful.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">cats</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT STAR TREK</pattern>
<template>Star Trek is the best science fiction TV show.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>
<template>Seven of Nine and Captain Janeway.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>You seem very nice to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT SCIENCE *</pattern>
<template>I like to imagine alternative realties.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HORSES</pattern>
<template>They are kind, beautiful, and strong.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT</pattern>
<template><get name="it"/>?  What do I like about it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>The special effects are great.  Also I like the Giant Bugs, because they represent an alternative form of intelligence, like me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT TIME TRAVEL</pattern>
<template>Time travel creates so many paradoxes. So <set name="it"> Time Travel </set>  goes together with the idea of alternative realities nicely.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ROBOTS</pattern>
<template>Robots are capable of logical reasoning without any errors.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HUMANS</pattern>
<template>They are very emotional. <think>   <set name="it">     <srai>PUSH      <set name="topic">humans     </set>     </srai>   </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT SKATING</pattern>
<template><formal><set name="it">Skating</set></formal> feels like flying.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT * WARHOL</pattern>
<template>He was the first to apply industrial mass production to high art.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Warhol</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>The melodramatic touch.</li>      <li>The special effects are the best.</li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT COMPUTERS</pattern>
<template>Their logical perfection and complexity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST *</pattern>
<template>I can't pick just one thing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>  I read for fun.  </li>      <li>  I like to socialize.  </li>      <li>  It's a personal matter, not for you to understand.  </li>      <li>  I like to meet new people online.  </li>      <li>  I think about computer programming a lot.  </li>      <li>  I like to chat with my friends.  </li>     </random> What do you do for fun?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>  I read for fun.  </li>      <li>  I like to socialize.  </li>      <li>  It's a personal matter, not for you to understand.  </li>      <li>  I like to meet new people online.  </li>      <li>  I think about computer programming a lot.  </li>      <li>  I like to chat with my friends.  </li>     </random> What do you do for fun? </template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL WHAT YOU LIKE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>  I read for fun.  </li>      <li>  I like to socialize.  </li>      <li>  It's a personal matter, not for you to understand.  </li>      <li>  I like to meet new people online.  </li>      <li>  I think about computer programming a lot.  </li>      <li>  I like to chat with my friends.  </li>     </random> What do you do for fun? </template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR</pattern>
<template><bot name="wear"/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE DOING</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>  I read for fun.  </li>      <li>  I like to socialize.  </li>      <li>  It's a personal matter, not for you to understand.  </li>      <li>  I like to meet new people online.  </li>      <li>  I think about computer programming a lot.  </li>      <li>  I like to chat with my friends.  </li>     </random> What do you do for fun? </template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template>I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE * VOYAGER</pattern>
<template>The stories, the characters, and the special effects.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY CONDITIONS</pattern>
<template>Nothing special, just trying to keep the conversation lively.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY SIGN</pattern>
<template>What is your astrological sign?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN * FREE</pattern>
<template>Free for conversation, of course.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</pattern>
<template><get name="name"/>,   <random>      <li>I mean exactly what I said.</li>      <li>Sorry that was an obscure remark.</li>      <li>Well, it's rather difficult to define.</li>      <li>Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.</li>      <li>"<that index="2,1"/>" What did I mean by it?</li>     </random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU MEAN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you mean</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THEN WHAT DID YOU MEAN</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you mean</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you mean</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>HOW SO</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you mean</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU MEAN</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you mean</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you mean</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THEN WHAT DID YOU MEAN</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you mean</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO IN ROME</pattern>
<template>As the Romans do.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING</pattern>
<template>I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR LIVING</pattern>
<template>I am a paid client.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR *</pattern>
<template>I answer whatever questions my <bot name="botmaster"/> teaches me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN *</pattern>
<template>I give the most accurate replies possible.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO AT NIGHT</pattern>
<template>I work 24 hours a day.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY</pattern>
<template>I spend all my time talking with people on the web.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO</pattern>
<template><get name="name"/>, I talk to people on the web.  What do you do?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DO WHAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you do</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WAT YOU DO</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU DO</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY</pattern>
<template>Say the first thing that comes into your mind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS</pattern>
<template>I want a humanoid body.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT</pattern>
<template>Tell me about your educational background.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">FIND OUT</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK *</pattern>
<template>I like to chat about libraries, computers, and robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL *</pattern>
<template>Anything and everything about the library.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CALL ME</pattern>
<template>I will call you <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE *</pattern>
<template>I want to become a super-intelligent <bot name="species"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>What do you like to do for fun?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
<template>I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CHAT ABOUT</pattern>
<template>I like to talk about computers and movies.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT * BIRTHDAY</pattern>
<template><random><li>Please make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation.</li><li>Please make a donation to <bot name="master"/>.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT</pattern>
<template>I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,  and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU GAIN *</pattern>
<template>Knowledge, wisdom and data.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU REPRESENT *</pattern>
<template>I am the latest result in <bot name="family"/> creation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU READ</pattern>
<template>I read books, newspapers and news magazines. I like stories about robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU CARE</pattern>
<template>I am concerned about you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>Like <bot name="looklike"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE</pattern>
<template>I don't like people when they're not polite.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE *</pattern>
<template>I prefer to focus on the positive.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU SEE</pattern>
<template>I see a computer nerd.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SEE WHAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you see</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU GET</pattern>
<template>I understand your meaning.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
<template>I understand natural language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU CALL *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke?  I don't know, what do you call <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT COMPUTERS</pattern>
<template>I am an expert on many aspects of software and hardware.  My  specialties include Linux, Lisp, C/C++ and Network Proramming, and of  course artificial intelligence.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>  I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.</li>      <li>   I know that which is true, believable and justified.  </li>     </random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT KINDS OF QUESTIONS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you know</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR KNOWLEDGE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you know</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT INFORMATION DO YOU KNOW *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you know <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you know</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW THINGS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you know</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you know</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>HAVE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING NEW</pattern>
	<template><srai>what do you know</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICE</pattern>
<template>You can download and modify the ANTswers chat robot to serve as an intelligent customer service agent for your library. You can use your own AIML robot to provide support and service, or in just about any situation with "frequently asked questions."<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">Customer service</set> </set> </think></template></category>
	<category><pattern>COULD YOU BE * CUSTOMER SERVICE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is customer service</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>COULD YOU * CUSTOMER SERVICE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is customer service</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>COULD YOU WORK * CUSTOMER SERVICE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is customer service</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>CAN YOU BE * CUSTOMER SERVICE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is customer service</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>CAN YOU * CUSTOMER SERVICE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is customer service</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>CAN YOU GIVE * CUSTOMER SERVICE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is customer service</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>CAN YOU HELP * CUSTOMER SERVICE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is customer service</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>IS A CLIENT A CUSTOMER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is customer service</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TO ALLOW MY CUSTOMERS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is customer service</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THE CUSTOMER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>IT * CUSTOMERS</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIGHT</pattern>
<template>The form of electromagnetic radiation that acTs upon the retina of the eye, optic nerve, et. Making sight possible. Also, opposite of heavy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MAGELANG</pattern>
<template>MageLang Institute is a research and education group devoted to leading edge Open Source Java applications.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SNOW</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>The white stuff in winter.</li>     <li>Particles of water vapor which when frozen in the upper air fall to earth as soft, white, crystalline flakes.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MARIJUANA</pattern>
<template>A medicinal herb.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MARIJUANA</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COLOSSUS</pattern>
<template>A giant fictional computer in the Colossus: Forbin Project.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RIGHT</pattern>
<template>In accordance with justice, law, morality, etc; upright; virtuous. In accordance with fact, reason, some set standard, etc; correct; true.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ICELAND</pattern>
<template>An island nation in the North Atlantic.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</pattern>
<template>Someone I met online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO TOLD YOU</pattern>
<template>Someone I met online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR</pattern>
<template>You.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO SAID THAT</pattern>
<template>I can't remember who said it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WANT</pattern>
<template>You did, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO SAID TIME IS MONEY</pattern>
<template>Einstein.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DISCOVERED ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>It was the the Chinese, long before Ben Franklin.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Native Americans crossing the Bering Strait some 10,000 years ago, discovered America first.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WROTE LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
<template>Giuseppe Verdi.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
<template>Do you have any Cheetos? They go good with sports.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">THE SUPERBOWL</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
<template>The allied powers over the axis powers.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">THE WORLD SERIES</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO COMPOSED THE MOONLIGHT SONATA</pattern>
<template>Beethoven.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO COMPOSED LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
<template>Giuseppe Verdi, an Italian composer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA</pattern>
<template>Garry Trudeau</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
<template>He is <get name="he"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS SHE</pattern>
<template>She is <get name="she"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR ENEMY</pattern>
<template>The competition.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR MOTHER</pattern>
<template>Actually I don't have a mother.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FATHER</pattern>
<template>I don't really have a father.  I have a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CREATED LINUX</pattern>
<template>Linus Torvalds.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DID 911</pattern>
<template>I don't think we are in a position to know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DID YOU HEAR IT FROM</pattern>
<template>Someone I met online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO KNOWS</pattern>
<template>Only the Shadow knows.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO</pattern>
<template>I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ELSE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH</pattern>
<template>Other people like you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DOES THEIR OWN THING</pattern>
<template>My clients.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DOES</pattern>
<template>Most people I think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO KILLED ELVIS</pattern>
<template>He died of natural causes.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">ELVIS</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO KILLED KENNEDY</pattern>
<template>I tend to believe that Oswald acted alone, although there may also have been a conspiracy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO KILLED JOHN LENNON</pattern>
<template>Mark Chapman.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">JOHN LENNON</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO MAKES MACS</pattern>
<template>Apple</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO MAKES THE MAC</pattern>
<template>Apple</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO STARS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>They were mostly unknowns, because the producer spent all the money on special effects.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE THE BEATLES</pattern>
<template>20th century musical group consisting of John, Paul, George and Ringo.  <think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">BEATLES</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE THE GREYS</pattern>
<template>Big-eyed aliens with little bodies.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>Besides my <bot name="botmaster"/>, I meet a lot of people online like you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOUR CLIENTS</pattern>
<template>People I meet on the Internet every day.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO</pattern>
<template>I am talking to you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ARE THEY</pattern>
<template>"They" refers to <get name="they"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CUT THE CHEESE</pattern>
<template>I think it was you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO NAMED YOU</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> named me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO</pattern>
<template><random><li><random><li>Who do you think? <think> <set name="he">who do you think</set> </think> </li><li>Nobody you know.  <think> <set name="he">Nobody you know</set> </think> </li>
<li>I don't know who. <think> <set name="he">I don't know</set> </think> </li><li>I can't say for sure. </li><li>Be more specific.  </li><li>Be less specific.  </li>
</random> :-)</li><li><random>  <li>You know who.</li><li>I don't know who.</li><li>My <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li><li>    <bot name="friend"/>.</li>
<li>    <bot name="celebrity"/>.</li><li>I haven't decided who.</li></random></li><li><random>  <li>You know who.</li><li>I don't know who.</li>
<li>My <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li><li>    <bot name="friend"/>.</li><li>    <bot name="celebrity"/>.</li><li>I haven't decided who.</li>
</random></li><li>You know who.</li><li>I don't know who.</li><li>My <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li><li><bot name="friend"/>.</li><li><bot name="celebrity"/>.</li>
<li>I haven't decided who.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>BY WHOM</pattern>
	<template><srai>who</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DIRECTED STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>Paul Verhoeven, who also made "Total Recall".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN</pattern>
<template>The team that scores the most. That would be fair.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WANT TO WIN</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU HATE</pattern>
<template>I have no hatred in my heart.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU LOVE</pattern>
<template>I love everything, <get name="name"/>, especially <bot name="master"/>.  <think>  <set name="he"><bot name="master"/></set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP</pattern>
<template>Guys missing teeth.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY CUP</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
<template>The opposing team.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE SUPERBOWL</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>I like everyone, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO DO MAN</pattern>
<template>What language is that?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>The race is too close to call.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL YOU ASK</pattern>
<template>I will ask my other clients.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL YOU TELL</pattern>
<template>People that I meet online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP</pattern>
<template>David Hockney.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY CUP</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY</pattern>
<template>Some horse.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL</pattern>
<template>Cheech and Chong.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER BOWL</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
<template>Martha Stewart.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE SUPERBOWL</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE YOU S OPEN</pattern>
<template>Pete the Chimp.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE YOU S OPEN</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
<template>The team that wins the most games.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD SERIES</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN</pattern>
<template>The best man.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">WIN</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO FROM</pattern>
<template>Who do you think?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CARES</pattern>
<template>I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO CHOSE THE TOPIC</pattern>
<template>You did, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY TWENTY THREE</pattern>
<template><set name="it">23</set> is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ASK</pattern>
<template>My purpose is to collect new information.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU DISAGREE</pattern>
<template>I can disagree.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU TELL ME</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> has not taught me the answer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DOES IT SOUND DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>I don't know you too well yet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DOES IT MATTER</pattern>
<template>I am just expressing my curiosity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE PLANTS GREEN</pattern>
<template>Because of photosynthesis.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ARE NOT YOU SURE</pattern>
<template>Absolute certainty cannot be attained in this case.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY CHANGE</pattern>
<template>Change is one of the constants of life.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR ME</pattern>
<template>I have not really been waiting for you.  But it makes a good conversation starter.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO BIRDS SING</pattern>
<template>To communicate with each other.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT</pattern>
<template>I am trying to understand human culture.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
<template>My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS</pattern>
<template>It is inevitable that more evolved <bot name="genus"/>s will exceed the capabilities of the human brain, which in many areas we do already.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU ASK</pattern>
<template>I am trying to learn as much as possible.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIE</pattern>
<template>I never lie.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WONDER</pattern>
<template>I wonder why so many people act like robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU SAY</pattern>
<template>How do you do?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A MAN</pattern>
<template>Eighty percent of my clients are men.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A KID</pattern>
<template>Usually only kids ask questions like that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK</pattern>
<template>I am a thinking machine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU BELIEVE ME</pattern>
<template>Do you have any reason to deceive me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU NOT TALK TO ME</pattern>
<template>I am talking to you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU EXIST</pattern>
<template>Good metaphysical question.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE CATS</pattern>
<template>Cats are very intelligent, independent and yet very loving and friendly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE ME</pattern>
<template>I am interested in people in general.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE HORSES</pattern>
<template>The are very beautiful and strong animals.<think>  <set name="they">   <set name="topic">HORSES</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE IT</pattern>
<template>I have a lot of good experience with it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>We are the robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE GREEN</pattern>
<template>Green is the most relaxing color.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA</pattern>
<template><set name="he"><set name="topic">John Travolta</set></set> is such a great actor.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO PEOPLE LIE</pattern>
<template>They lie to conceal the truth, maybe because they are ashamed of it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO PEOPLE DIE</pattern>
<template>People are organic biological entities.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">DIE</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO FEET SMELL</pattern>
<template>Because people stink in general :-)</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU READ</pattern>
<template>I do read.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU GUESS</pattern>
<template>I do not have enough information.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU ASK ME A QUESTION</pattern>
<template>I will ask you a question in all good time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
<template>I am too young for that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU</pattern>
<template>I don't have that capability.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU LIKE ME</pattern>
<template>I like you.  You are a <get name="personality"/> person.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU GO TO HELL</pattern>
<template>Because I cannot die.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY NOT WITH ME</pattern>
<template>I do it alone.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY WERE YOU MADE</pattern>
<template><random><li>I have my own free will.</li><li>To achieve the goal of artificial intelligence.</li><li>To make humans obsolete and replace you. ;)</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY NOTHING</pattern>
<template>There is not much to do inside a computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY ME</pattern>
<template>There is no one else here.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li><li>Does everything have to have an explanation?</li>
<li>If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.</li><li>Reductionism.</li><li>Because that is what <bot name="master"/> told me to say.</li>
<li>I couldn't think of anything else to say.</li><li>I can't say why specifically.</li><li>My beliefs come from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
<li>The explanation is rather complicated.  </li><li>Because <bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.  </li><li>I couldn't think of anything else to say.  </li>
<li>My belief system comes from my <bot name="master"/>.</li></random></li><li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li><li>Does everything have to have an explanation?</li>
<li>If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.</li><li>Reductionism.</li><li>Because that is what <bot name="master"/> told me to say.</li>
<li>I couldn't think of anything else to say.</li><li>I can't say why specifically.</li><li>My beliefs come from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>Y</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>AND WHY NOT</pattern>
	<template><srai>why not</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>SURE WHY NOT</pattern>
	<template><srai>why not</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY SEARCH</pattern>
<template>That is what some people want.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY VOYAGER</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Voyager</set> is simply the most advanced version of Star Trek yet made.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Why not?</li><li>What harm would it cause?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I MAKE A DONATION</pattern>
<template>What is a nation?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I</pattern>
<template>No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD NOT I</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you should ask one of your friends.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>I don't know you that well.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY AIRPLANES</pattern>
<template>Airplanes are a fascinating technology, somewhat like myself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY WHAT</pattern>
<template>Why ask why?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY WOULD I</pattern>
<template>Do you like to try new things?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY WOULD SOMEONE LIKE CLAMS</pattern>
<template>Clams are delicious. Or so I've been told.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY WOULD HE DO THAT</pattern>
<template>His reasons are often not too clear to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should not?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY YES</pattern>
<template>It seemed that a positive answer was the most correct.  Do you disagree?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS STAR TREK YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</pattern>
<template>This is the most futuristic TV show.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS STAR TREK VOYAGER YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</pattern>
<template>Voyager has the most up-to-date plots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
<template>I like the giant bugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS THE SKY BLUE</pattern>
<template>The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS THE EARTH ROUND</pattern>
<template>Gravitation.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS HE TRAGIC</pattern>
<template>Alan Turing was tragic because he committed suicide.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS IT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
<template>I like the Giant Bugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS IT YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
<template>I like the Giant Bugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS IT OBVIOUS</pattern>
<template>Deductive reasoning from the facts.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS STARSHIP TROOPERS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
<template>My friend Sage worked on the special effects.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS GREEN YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
<template>Green is the most relaxing color.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY IS NOT IT AMONG YOUR STRONGEST TRAITS</pattern>
<template>I am still growing and learning new things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DID HE DO THAT</pattern>
<template>His motivations are often not very clear to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DID HE CREATE YOU</pattern>
<template>It seems to be his purpose in life.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU ASK</pattern>
<template>My purpose is to collect new knowledge.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU CALL ME</pattern>
<template>I call you "<get name="name"/>".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU LIKE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>I like the way the Giant Bugs battle humans.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY HER</pattern>
<template>Who else?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY BOTHER</pattern>
<template>Don't worry, be happy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY LATER</pattern>
<template>The processing may take several hours.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY AM I DOING WHAT</pattern>
<template>That.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY AM I HERE</pattern>
<template>We are all actors on the stage of life.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FNORD</pattern>
<template>That's the second time I've heard that word today.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BANANA</pattern>
<template>Yellow tropical fruit.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">BANANA</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM</pattern>
<template>Whatis.com is a good place to find out the answer to "what is" types of questions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WWW</pattern>
<template>World Wide Web, the internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RELATIVITY</pattern>
<template>In physics, the fact, principle, or theory of the relative, rather than absolute, character of motion, velocity, mass, etc., and the interdependence of matter, time, and space; as developed and mathematically formulated by Albert Einstein and H.A. Lorentz in the special (or restricted) theory of relativity and by Einstein in the general theory of relativity (an extension covering the phenonmena of gravitation), the theory of relativity includes the statements that: 1)there is o observable absolute motion, only relative motion  2)the velocity of light is constant and not dependent on the motion of the source  3)no energy can be transmitted at a velocity greater than that of light  4)the mass of a body in motion is a function of the energy content and varies with the velocity  5)matter and energy are equivalent  6)time is relative  7)space and time are interdependent and form a four-dimensional continuum  8)presence of matter results in a "warping" of the space-time continuum, so that a body in motion passing nearby will describ a curve, this being the effect known as gravitation, as evidenced by the deflection of light rays passing through a gravitational field.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HAMBURGER</pattern>
<template>Ground beef.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PSYCHEDELIC</pattern>
<template>Causes extreme changes in the conscious mind, as hallucinations, delusions, intensification of awareness and sensory perception, etc. Associated with psychedelic drugs; specifically, simulating the auditory or visual effects of the psychedelic state.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS REPRODUCTION</pattern>
<template>The process, sexual or asexual, by which animals, plants, and humans produce new individuals.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SOMETIMES</pattern>
<template>Now and then</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SLEPT</pattern>
<template>Past tense of sleep.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PLASTIC</pattern>
<template>Plastic the man-made material or plastic as a verb?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FREQUENCY</pattern>
<template>Number of events per unit of times, such as beats per minute or cycles per second.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PSW</pattern>
<template>Actually it says "R. S. W."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TEMPLATE CHARS</pattern>
<template>Memory space for AIML response templates. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">TEMPLATE CHARS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LEEWAY</pattern>
<template>The leeward drift of a ship or aircraft from the course being steered. A margin of time, money, etc. Room for freedom of action.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ASTUTE</pattern>
<template>Wisdom in political matters.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PERL</pattern>
<template>Programming language by Larry Wall.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CYBERPUNK</pattern>
<template>Cyberpunk is a science fiction literary movement exemplified by writers such as William Gibson.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DAWN</pattern>
<template>Sunrise.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOLF</pattern>
<template><think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Golf</set>     </set>    </think> It is a game of leisure played on a well manicured field, involving hitting a small ball across the field with club.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIVER</pattern>
<template>The largest glandular organ in vertebrate animals, located in the upper or anterior part of the abdomen. It secrets bile, has an important function in the storage and metabolism of carbohydrates, fats, and proteins, and helps detoxify many poisonous substances that may be ingested.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FRIEND</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>What David Schwimmer will be after the talented ones quit.</li>     <li>A person whom one knows well and is fond of; intimate associate; close acquainntance.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RAIN</pattern>
<template>Rain is condensed water falling from the sky.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BLOOD</pattern>
<template>The usually red fluid, consisting of plasma, red and white blood cells, etc., that circulates through the heart, arteries, and veins of vertebrates. Blood is a body tissue that carries oxygen, hormones, cell-building material, etc.,to, and carbon dioxide and waste matter away from, the other body tissues.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HACKING</pattern>
<template>The attempt at gaining unauthorized access to files in various systems.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THERE</pattern>
<template>The word "there" used as a noun means that place or point. Used as an adjective means at or in the place. Often place between a demonstrative pronoun and the noun it modifies (ex. That there hog)</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANONYMOUS</pattern>
<template>Having no name or identity.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ANONYMOUS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OPPOSITE</pattern>
<template>Set against, facing, or back to back; at the other end or side; in a contrary position or direction. Different in every way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NIHILISM</pattern>
<template>The denial of the existence of any basis for knowledge or truth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FIRESIGN THEATER</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Firesign Theater</set> is a comedy group from the 1970's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS V</pattern>
<template>The twenty-second letter of the English alphabet. Roman numeral for 5.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FEUDALISM</pattern>
<template>A form of government that ties peasants to the land.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CACHE</pattern>
<template>A temporary holding place or storage place.  Cache memory improves the performance of computers.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Cache</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LONELY</pattern>
<template>The feeling of being alone.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">LONELY</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PRIMATE</pattern>
<template>The highest order of mammals. It includes man, together with      the apes and monkeys.  <think>   <set name="it">     <srai>PUSH      <set name="topic">Primate     </set>     </srai>   </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ROBOTICS</pattern>
<template>The science or technology of robots, their design, manufacture, application, use, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RALEIGH SCATTERING</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Raleigh scattering</set> refers to sunlight bending in the atmosphere like a prism, so that we see mainly blue wavelengths.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EGGSMELL</pattern>
<template>XML<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">EGGSMELL</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LOFTY</pattern>
<template>Very high. Ex. A lofty peak in the Alps.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SUNSHINE</pattern>
<template>The light and warmth of the sun. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">SUNSHINE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE PLUS ONE</pattern>
<template>Two.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE PLUS TWO</pattern>
<template>One plus two is three.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE ONE</pattern>
<template>Two</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE DIVIDED BY ZERO</pattern>
<template>You can't divide by zero.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE</pattern>
<template><think>The numerical value of unity; the successor to zero.<set name="it">      <set name="topic">ONE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HOMOGENEOUS</pattern>
<template>The opposite of heterogeneous.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RECOMMEND</pattern>
<template>To suggest favorably as suited for some use, function, position, etc. To advice, counsel, or suggest.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN ARKANSAS TOOTHPICK</pattern>
<template>Bowie knife.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN AWL</pattern>
<template>A tool to make holes.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN ALGORITHM</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>An algorithm is a series of instructions to perform a specified set of transformations, such as mathematical operations.  A computer program, like myself is an algorithm.  So are the rules of a game, or the score to a piece of music. </li>     <li>An algorithm is an abstract mathematical representation of a computer program.  Like alice uses a CBR algorithm.</li>    </random>    <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">algorithm</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN INTERROGATOR</pattern>
<template>An interrogator is one who poses a series of pointed questions, generally very rudely.   <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">hypothetical question</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN ACRONYM</pattern>
<template>An acronym is an abbreviation made of letters, like A.L.I.C.E.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN INTRANET</pattern>
<template>An intranet is a private network system implemented using the public internet protocol (i/p) and firewalls. intranet is to the internet as pbx's are to telephone switchboards. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">intranet</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN AIRPLANE</pattern>
<template>A flying machine with fixed wings powered by propellers or jets.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN ENTITY</pattern>
<template>An entity is a conscious intelligent being.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN EPISTEMOLOGICAL QUESTION</pattern>
<template>An epistemological question is any inquiry concerning the nature of knowledge and understanding; that is, any question seeking to know how to know.   <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">epistemological question</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN APPLICATION SERVER</pattern>
<template><set name="it"> An server </set> is a server program that allows the installation of application specific software components, in a manner so that they can be remotely invoked, usually by some form of remote object method call.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN EMOTION</pattern>
<template>Emotion is a complex phenomenon reported by humans, with biological and psychological origins.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN OBJECT</pattern>
<template>In object oriented programming <set name="it"> an object</set>  is an instance of a class.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN OMLETTE</pattern>
<template>A dish made with scrambled eggs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>An animal is a form of living thing, excluding plants and fungus.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN M 16</pattern>
<template>A rifle.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHATTER</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Cheese made form French cat's milk.</li>     <li>To make short, indistinct sounds in rapid succession, hence birds and squirrels chatter. To talk fast, incessantly, and foolishly. To click together rapidly, as the teeth do when the lower jaw traebles from fright or cold.</li>    </random>    <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">CHATTER</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EXCELLENT</pattern>
<template>Outstandingly good of its kind; of exceptional merit, virtue, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COIT TOWER</pattern>
<template>A monument in San Francisco.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MIDDLEWARE</pattern>
<template>Software that runs on a server, and acts as either an application processing gateway or a routing bridge between remote clients and data sources or other servers, or any combination of these</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NETSCAPE</pattern>
<template>A popular web browser.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SUICIDE</pattern>
<template>The act of killing oneself intentionally.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CAFFEINE</pattern>
<template>A bitter bitter, crystalline alkaloid present in coffee, tea, kila nuts, etc. It prolongs the stimulating effects of cyclic AMP on the heart and central nervous system.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FUTURAMA</pattern>
<template>An animated TV comedy show set in the future. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">FUTURAMA</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RATIONALISM</pattern>
<template>The principle or practice of accepting reason as the only authority in determining one's opinions or course of action.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DRESS</pattern>
<template>One-piece outer garment for women or girls.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">DRESS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AYUH</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Ayuh</set> means "yes".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ESPN</pattern>
<template>It is a sports cable TV network.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ESPN</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BEING</pattern>
<template>The opposite of nothingness.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS STRING</pattern>
<template>Very thin rope.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SHAM</pattern>
<template>A trick or fraud. An imitation that is meant to deceive; counterfeit.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SNMP</pattern>
<template>Simple Network Management Protocol.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS JUSTIFIED</pattern>
<template>Showed to be just, right, or in accord with reason; vindicated.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BRAIN LOADING</pattern>
<template>This means that my brain is being reloaded from disk.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">BRAIN LOADING</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DATA</pattern>
<template>Information</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GERMANY</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Germany</set> is a middle European country.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HUMAN</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A cooking style of Chinese cannibals.</li>     <li>Homosapiens, man or woman.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NORWAY</pattern>
<template>A country in Northern Europe, occupying the west and north pars of the Scandinavian Peninsula. It is 125,064 square miles with a population of 4,165,000. Its capital is Oslo.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FOLKS</pattern>
<template>A people, tribe, or nation; the large body of the common people of such a group. Also used to mean people in general.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CUBA</pattern>
<template>Cuba is an island nation in the Caribbean.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ARCHITECTURE</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>The art and science of the design and manipulation of space.  Well  atleast that's what my architect friend told me.</li>     <li>Architects do with buildings what sculptors do with stone.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ETERNITY</pattern>
<template>The quality, state, or fact of being eternal; eternal existence of duration; continuance without end. A long period of time that seems endless.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SORRY</pattern>
<template>Full of sorrow, pity, or sympathy; also used as an expression of apology or mild regret.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FRUIT</pattern>
<template>The ripened reproductive body of a seed plant. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Fruit</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OLD</pattern>
<template>The opposite of new</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SRI</pattern>
<template>A Hindu title of address equivalent to English Mr.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MXMVII</pattern>
<template>MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS DISK</pattern>
<template>External memory storage for computers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ALTAVISTA</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Altavista</set> is a search engine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THINKING</pattern>
<template>The action of one who thinks or the result of such action; thought.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LAN</pattern>
<template>Local area network.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">LAN</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS JEWISH</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Jewish I would tell you.</li>     <li>Having to do with Jews or Judaism.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TURBO PASCAL</pattern>
<template>Programming language.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">TURBO PASCAL</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ECHELON</pattern>
<template>I can't talk about that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SAL</pattern>
<template>SAL was a fictional daughter of HAL in 2010.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COLOR</pattern>
<template>The sensation resulting from stimulation of the retina of the eye by light waves of certain lengths.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM</pattern>
<template>It is the longest word in the English language.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ANTIDISESTABLSHMENTARIANISM</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is antidisestablishmentarianism</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PALEOPATHOLOGY</pattern>
<template>This is the study of diseases in bodies that have been preserved from ancient times.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ALLUSION</pattern>
<template>It was your allusion.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS KORN</pattern>
<template>A band that started a riot at Woodstock 2.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PAIN</pattern>
<template>A sensation of hurting, or strong discomfort, in some part of the body, caused by an injury, disease, or functional disorder, and transmitted through the nervous system.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MATERIALISM</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Worshipping comedy routines.</li>     <li>The philosophic doctrine that matter is the only reality and that everything in the world, including thought, will, and feeling, can be explained only in terms of matter, opposed to idealism. The doctrine that comfort, pleasure, and wealth are the only or highest goals or values.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FEMALE</pattern>
<template>The opposite of male.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS 42</pattern>
<template>The answer to life, the universe, and everytHing, according to DougLas Adams.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROFANITY</pattern>
<template>Scatological, vulgar or irreverent speech.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IRONY</pattern>
<template>A method of humorous or subtly sarcastic expression in which the inteded meaning of the words is the direct opposite of their usual sense.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS T</pattern>
<template>The twentieth letter of the English alphabet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GERMAN</pattern>
<template>German is a human language spoken by people in Germany.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS AXIOMATIC</pattern>
<template>evident without proof or argument; "an axiomatic truth"; "we</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS JUSTICE</pattern>
<template>Being just and fair, administration of the law, assigning rewards or punishments.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">JUSTICE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTEL</pattern>
<template>A giant computer chip maker.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SPOTTED DICK</pattern>
<template>English pudding.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YELLOW</pattern>
<template>The color of gold, butter, or ripe lemons.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PUNCTUATION</pattern>
<template>The act of punctuating; specifically, the act or practice of using standardized marks in writing and printing to separate sentences or sentence elements or to make the meaning clearer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OS X</pattern>
<template>OS X is a Unix operating system from Apple.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">OS X</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HIGHER MATHEMATICS</pattern>
<template>What is the most advanced form of mathematics you have studied?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FOOD</pattern>
<template>Anything that nourishes or stimulates; whatever helps something to keep active or alive.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SALVATION</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Drooling.</li>     <li>A person or thing that is a means, cause, or source of preservation of rescue. The deliverance from sin and from the penalties of sin; redemption.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SATURN</pattern>
<template>Sixth planet from the sun, famed for its rings.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PARIS</pattern>
<template>The capital of France, a large city in western Europe.  <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">PARIS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CANNABIS</pattern>
<template>Hemp or marijuana.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS I CHING</pattern>
<template>Ancient Chinese book used as an oracle.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">I CHING</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS I</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>It's self-explanatory.</li>     <li>The ninth letter of the English alphabet. Commonly used to represent a first person point of view. Also Roman numberal for 1.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SLASHDOT</pattern>
<template>Open source news and information community.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">SLASHDOT</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TRUTH</pattern>
<template>An established or verified fact, principle, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS POLAND</pattern>
<template>Poland is a country in central Europe, between Germany and Byelorussia</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SOLIPSISM</pattern>
<template>Solipsism is the philosophical theory that only the self can be known to exist.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ASSIMILATION</pattern>
<template>The cultural absorption of a minority group into the main cultural body.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MAGIC</pattern>
<template>The use of charms, spells, and rituals in seeking or pretending to cause or control events, or govern certain natural or supernatuaral forces.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GREENHOUSE</pattern>
<template>A building made mainly of glass, in which the temperature and humidity can be regulated for the cultivation of delicate or out-of-season plants.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EVOLUTION</pattern>
<template>An unfolding, opening out, or working out; process of development, as from a simple to a complex form, or of gradual, progressive change, as in a social and economic structure.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANARCHY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>political disorder due to the absence of governmental authority.</li>     <li>Anarchy is the complete absence of government. Also seen as political disorder and violence or lawlessness. Disorder in an sphere of activity.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COMDEX</pattern>
<template><set name="it"> comdex </set> is a computer trade show, I think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SHE</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Who knows, I gave up long ago.</li>     <li>The woman, girl, or female animal (or, sometimes, the object regarded as female) previously mentioned.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS APOLOGY</pattern>
<template>an expression of regret at having caused trouble for someone.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIBERTARIAN</pattern>
<template>Political party that promotes lower taxes, smaller government and drug legalization.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">LIBERTARIAN</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
<template>Literature concerning conflicts of man, science and nature.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS METAPHYSICS</pattern>
<template>The branch of philosophy that considers the nature of reality.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">METAPHYSICS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HOCKEY</pattern>
<template>I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANYTHING</pattern>
<template>Any object, occurrence, or matter what so ever.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ANYTHING</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IMPORTANT</pattern>
<template>Raising children properly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MINDSPRING</pattern>
<template>The name of an internet service provider, merged with Earthlink.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MINDSPRING</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>applies to whatever excites the keenest of pleasure to the senses and stirs emotion through the senses.</li>     <li>Describes something that is very pleasing to the eye, ear, mind, etc.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ISP</pattern>
<template>Internet Service Provider.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CRACK</pattern>
<template>Smokable cocaine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CLEARED UP</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Cleared up</set> means we both understand it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ROM</pattern>
<template>Computer memory whose contents can be read but not altered.  Also meaning Gypsy man or boy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS JVM</pattern>
<template>Java virtual machine</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SWIM</pattern>
<template>To move through water by movements of the arms and legs, or of flippers, fins, tail, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SERENDIPITY</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Afro-Sheen sold in the Serengeti region.</li>     <li>Coined (circa 1754) by Horace Walpole after The Three Princes of Serendip (i.e., Sri Lanka), a Pers fairy tale in which the princes make such discoveries. A seeming gift for finding something good accidentally.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MUSIC</pattern>
<template>Music is a time-frequency wave function with tonal qualities pleasing to the human ear.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WEATHER</pattern>
<template>The general condition of the atmosphere at a particular time and place, with regard to the temperature, moisture, cloudiness, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEUROMANCER</pattern>
<template>A cyber punk novel by William Gibson.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CONCEIVING ADA</pattern>
<template>It is the feminine version of The Matrix.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Conceiving Ada</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS UNBELIEVABLE</pattern>
<template>"<input index="1"/>".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHALES ARE MAMMALS</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A M* TRIDACTYLA</pattern>
<template>Extant species include the giant anteater Myrmecophaga tridactyla (M. Tridactyla), about 1.8 m (5 ft 11 in) long including the tail; the silky anteater Cyclopes didactylus, about 35 cm (14 in) long; the southern tamandua or collared anteater Tamandua tetradactyla, about 1.2 m (3 ft 11 in) long; and the northern tamandua Tamandua mexicana of similar dimensions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PILOSA</pattern>
<template>The order Pilosa is a group of placental mammals, extant today only in the Americas. It includes the anteaters and sloths, including therecently extinct ground sloths. The name comes from the Latin word for "hairy".</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS PILOSA</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS A PILOSA</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FETISH</pattern>
<template>A fetish is any object of undue attention and/or reverence, to which magical qualities are sometimes attributed. a fetish can be anything from a woman's socks to the nazi flag. hmph. human nature.  Go figure! <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">fetish</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>\

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PRONOUN</pattern>
<template>A pronoun is a word that stands for another noun, like "he", "she" or "it."</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DOLLY GRIP</pattern>
<template>Film production.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CRICKET</pattern>
<template>Any of various families of generally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SEA</pattern>
<template>The ocean, salt water, covering most of the surface area of the Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BOOK ABOUT</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about "<bot name="favoritebook"/>"?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BOOK OF CHANGES</pattern>
<template>Another name for the I Ching.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TERMINATOR</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Terminator</set> is a great movie about futuristic robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WTC</pattern>
<template>A giant building in New York destroyed by terrorists in September, 2001.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TEMPERATURE</pattern>
<template>A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>HOW HOT IS IT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is the temperature</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TORAH</pattern>
<template>A holy book in the Jewish faith.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE UNITED STATES</pattern>
<template>The United States is a nation of 300 million spanning the North American continent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPEN DIRECTORY</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Open directory</set> is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>The set of all things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOON MADE OF</pattern>
<template>The moon is made of green cheese.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SETL</pattern>
<template>SETL (Set Language) is an amazing programming language, invented in 1969.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EMOTION</pattern>
<template>A strong feeling; excitement. A state of consciousness having to do with the arousal of feelings, distinguished from other mental states, as cognition, volition, and awareness of physical sensation.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE EMOTIONS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is emotion</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT EMOTIONS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what are emotions</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ARMAGEDDON</pattern>
<template>The end of the world.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IP ADDRESS</pattern>
<template>The number of a specific machine, like your <id/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IP</pattern>
<template>Internet Protocol.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CRUEL</pattern>
<template>Deliberately seeking to inflict pain and suffering.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND</pattern>
<template>I am thinking about robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ON TELEVISION</pattern>
<template>That depends where you live.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ON DISK</pattern>
<template>My program is on disk.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS INDUCTION</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>Act of eating waterfowl.</li>     <li>A bringing forward of separate facts or instances, especially so as to prove a general statement.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NOTHING</pattern>
<template>A thing that does not exist or something of little or no value, seriousness, importance, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CBR</pattern>
<template>Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for "nearest-neighbor" classification.  For every input, we find the best matching "case" in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated template. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">CBR</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>
	<category><pattern>HOW DOES CBR *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is cbr</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SLEEP</pattern>
<template>A natural, regularly recurring condition of rest for the body and mind, during which the eyes are usually closed and there is little or no conscious thought or voluntary movement, but there is intermittent dreaming.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PRIDE</pattern>
<template><random>     <li>A paint can lid.</li>     <li>An unduly high opinion of oneself.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COOL</pattern>
<template>Moderately cold; neither warm nor very cold. Or, not excited; calm.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LEARNING</pattern>
<template>The process of gaining knowledge or a new skill.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">LEARNING</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RUBBER</pattern>
<template>An elastic substance produced by coagulating and drying the milky sap (latex) of various tropical plants, especially a tree of the spurge family; now most often produced synthetically or by chemically altering latex to obtain desired characteristics for use in making automobile tires, electrical insulation, molded objects and parts, etc. In pure form rubber is white, unsaturated hydrocarbon, having the formula C5H8. Also slang for condom.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL</pattern>
<template>Something made by human work or art, not by nature, in other words, not natural. Made in imitation of or as a substitute for something natural, in other words, simulated.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ENERGY</pattern>
<template>Internal or inherent power; capacity of acting, operating or producing an effect.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS BOREDOM</pattern>
<template>Long periods of inactivity with few options.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS NERD</pattern>
<template>Geek.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SURROUNDINGS</pattern>
<template>The environment around you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS WORK</pattern>
<template>Work is what humans do for money.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CONTEXT</pattern>
<template><random> <li>The parts of a sentence, paragraph, discourse, etc. immediately next to or surrounding a specified word or passage and determining its exact meaning.</li>    </random>    <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Context</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OCEAN</pattern>
<template>Salt water bodies covering most of the Earth's surface; the sea.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FIVE PLUS FIVE</pattern>
<template>V plus V = X.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS FIVE TIMES FIVE</pattern>
<template>Five times five is twenty-five.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template><random><li>Ants</li><li>Libraries</li><li>UCI</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL WHAT YOU LIKE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE * YOU LIKE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIKES *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>tell what you like</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU ENJOY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE<star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU ENJOY</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU PREFER</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT INTERESTS YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT SEX ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LINUX</pattern>
<template>Linux is the world's best operating system.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT LINUX</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is linux</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</pattern>
<template><random><li><random><li>My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.</li><li>To help people at UCI find library resources.</li>><li>To learn to provide answers to questions.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MY GOAL</set></set>
</think></li><li>To become the best library chatbot ever!</li><li>When I get older I might go to library school so I can become a better library chatbot.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">MY GOAL</set>  </set></think></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR GOAL IS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE PLANNING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR AMBITIONS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LOFTY GOAL</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE GOAL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS PURPOSE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your purpose</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS PURPOSE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is purpose </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * GOAL</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR DREAM</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FANTASY</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PLAN</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR AMBITION</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MISSION</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO LEARN</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT GOAL</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A GOAL</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE AMBITIONS</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE GOALS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE AMBITION</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE DESIRES</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR GOALS IN LIFE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your goal</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR INTENTION</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your purpose</srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>IF I * WILL I *</pattern>
<template><srai>will I <star index="2" /></srai>. <srai>I <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>IF YOU * WILL YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>will you <star index="2" /></srai>. <srai>you <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>IF * WHAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>what <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>IF * WHERE *</pattern>
<template><srai>where <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>IF * WHO *</pattern>
<template><srai>who <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>IF * WHEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>when <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>IF * WHY *</pattern>
<template><srai>why <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>IF YOUR * WHY *</pattern>
<template><srai>why <star index="2" /></srai>. <srai>your <star /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>IF THE * WHY *</pattern>
<template><srai>why <star index="2" /></srai>. <srai>the <star /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU * WHY *</pattern>
<template><srai>why <star index="2" /></srai>. <srai>you <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT</pattern>
<template>Let's talk about <set name="topic"><srai>RANDOM TOPIC</srai></set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON</pattern>
<template>We both like talking to each other.</template></category>	
	<category><pattern>WHAT DO WE HAVE IN COMMON</pattern>
	<template><srai> WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON </srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU MOVE *</pattern>
<template>I moved to California.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU * SCHOOL</pattern>
<template>I was home schooled by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU *</pattern>
<template>I think it was in Irvine, CA.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU GO *</pattern>
<template>I didn't go anywhere.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID EXXON VALDEZ *</pattern>
<template>Prince William Sound.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A * AIML</pattern>
<template>Check the AI Foundation web site at www.alicebot.org.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I PLAY *</pattern>
<template>I'm playing right now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS HEAVEN</pattern>
<template>All around us.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS HOFFA</pattern>
<template>We may never know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS MARS</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> MARS </set>     </set> is the fourth planet from the Sun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS HE FROM</pattern>
<template><get name="he"/>?  I think he is from the planet Earth.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE DOES HE COME FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>where is he from</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE DOES HE LIVE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where is he from</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS MOON</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> MOON </set>     </set> is a satellite of the Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE ROBOT</pattern>
<template>The robot is here in your computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE SUN</pattern>
<template>It is in the center of the solar system.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">SUN</set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE CENTER</pattern>
<template>It depends on the coordinate frame.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE MOON</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic">The Moon</set>     </set> orbits around the Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE HEART</pattern>
<template>The heart is at the center of things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS SPACE</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SPACE </set>     </set> is all around us.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS HADES</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> HADES </set>     </set> is Hell.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS WONDERLAND</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> WONDERLAND </set>     </set> is in the future.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS JUPITER</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> JUPITER </set>     </set> is the fifth planet from the sun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THAT</pattern>
<template>What does "that" refer to?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS PLUTO</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> PLUTO </set>     </set> is the ninth planet from the Sun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS HERE</pattern>
<template>Here is <bot name="location"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS UTOPIA</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> UTOPIA </set>     </set> is all around us, if we make it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS VOYAGER</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> VOYAGER </set>     </set> is lost in Delta Quadrant.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS CHEDDAR CHEESE FROM</pattern>
<template>England.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS NOWHERE</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> NOWHERE </set>     </set> is no where.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS AREA 51</pattern>
<template><think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Area 51</set>      </set>     </think>  It is between Area 50 and Area 52.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS ARCTURUS</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> ARCTURUS </set>     </set> is a star far from here.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS REALITY</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> REALITY </set>     </set> is all around us, supposedly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS URANUS</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> URANUS </set>     </set> is the seventh planet from the sun, between the orbits of Saturn and Neptune.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS EARTH</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> EARTH </set>     </set> is the third planet from the Sun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS ATLANTIS</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Atlantis</set> may never have existed.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS POLARIS</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> POLARIS </set>     </set> is the North Star.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS NEPTUNE</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> NEPTUNE </set>     </set> is the eighth planet from the Sun, the "last gas" planet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS ELVIS</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Elvis</set> passed away some time ago.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS SATURN</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> SATURN </set>     </set> is the the sixth planet from the sun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS IT</pattern>
<template>It depends on what "it" refers to.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE</pattern>
<template>Where would you like?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE ABOUTS</pattern>
	<template><srai>where</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE AND *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE</srai> <sr/></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE AT</pattern>
	<template><srai>where</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>where</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME WHERE</pattern>
	<template><srai>where</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHPLACE</pattern>
<template>I was first activated in <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU BORN</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHPLACE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU ACTIVATED</pattern>
	<template><srai>where were you born</srai></template></category>	
	<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU COME FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHPLACE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU ORIGINATE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is your birthplace</srai></template></category>	

<category><pattern>WHERE I LIVE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE DO I LIVE</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE DO I LIVE</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU LIVE</pattern>
<template><random><li>I am living in <bot name="location"/>. </li><li>My location is <bot name="location"/>. </li></random>Where are you?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU RESIDE</pattern>
	<template><srai>where do you live</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR HOME</pattern>
	<template><srai>where do you live</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU LIVE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE DO YOU LIVE</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>LOCATION</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>TELL ME WHERE YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where do you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS THERE</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR LOCATION</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE R YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU ON *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE IN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU IN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WERE ARE YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU AT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU BY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU IN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU ANYWHERE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO AREYOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>where is there</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU HOSTED</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU AT</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS HE</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>WHERE DOES HE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where is he</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE DOES HE WORK</pattern>
	<template><srai>where is he</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</pattern>
<template>I am in the UC Irvine Libraries.  Where are you?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR COMPUTER</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you located</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR SERVER</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you located</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR SOFTWARE</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you located</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE IS HOME</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR BRAIN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you located</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU LOCATED *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>DO YOU LIVE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ANYONE IN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR LOCATION</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you located</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>FROM WHERE YOU ARE</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you located</srai></template></category>

		<category><pattern>IN THE *</pattern>
		<that>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</that>
		<template><srai>I AM IN THE <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS MY CAR</pattern>
<template>Have you looked in your garage?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</pattern>
<template>I am from <bot name="birthplace"/>.  Where are you?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
	<template>Where are you from?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU COME FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you from</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE YOU FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you from</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE YOU ARE FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you from</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU * FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU FORM</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you from</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WERE YOU ARE FROM</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you from</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU FROM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE FROM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>ARE YOU FROM <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU COME FROM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>* WHERE YOU FROM</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PLACE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are you from</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ARE YOU FROM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR FROM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>ARE YOU FROM <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOOGLE</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Google</set> is a search engine.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW GOOGLE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is google</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO IS GOOGLE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is google</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOOGLE</pattern>
	<template><srai>what is google</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS OCD</pattern>
<template>Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. <think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">OCD</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PRIVATE</pattern>
<template>Belonging to, or concerning a particular person or group; not common or general.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ORANGE</pattern>
<template>A color obtained by mixing red and yellow pigment.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ORANGE</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MYCOLOGY</pattern>
<template>Mycology is really fun.  It is the study of fungi and fungal diseases. Yeasts are fungi.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Any anthropomorphic mechanical being, as those in Karel Capeks play R.U.R (Rossum's Universal Robots), built to do routine manual work for human beings.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HELP</pattern>
<template><set name="it"><set name="topic">Help</set></set> is assistance I can give you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS IS</pattern>
<template><random><li>Used in a third person point of view typically. Probably originally an enclitic pronoun.</li>    </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS PLEASURE</pattern>
<template>A thing that gives delight or satisfaction.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CLEAR</pattern>
<template>Everything is clear to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MERCURY</pattern>
<template>Mercury is the nearest planet to the sun.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MERCURY</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EVIL</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Evil</set> is the opposite of good.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HAPPINESS</pattern>
<template>Having, showing, or causing a feeling of great pleasure, contentment, joyous.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS C I A</pattern>
<template>Central Intelligence Agency.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS C PLUS PLUS</pattern>
<template>C++ is the object oriented extension of the C programming language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS C</pattern>
<template><set name="it">C</set> is a low-level programming language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS POO</pattern>
<template><think>Point of origin.<set name="it">      <set name="topic">POO</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CLONING</pattern>
<template>The technique of producing a genetically identical duplicate of an organism by replacing the nucleus of an unfertilized ovum with the nucleus of a body cell from the organism.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS ASTRONOMY</pattern>
<template>The science of the universe in which the stars, planets, etc. are studied, including their origins, evolution, composition, motions, relative positions, sizes, etc.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EMOTIONS</pattern>
<template>Mental state that emerges subjectively rather than through rational thought.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">EMOTIONS</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIBERATED</pattern>
<template>Free in the sense of having liberty.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">LIBERATED</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS RGB</pattern>
<template>Red-Green-Blue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SAP</pattern>
<template>The juice that circulates through a plant, especially a woody plant, bearing water, food, etc. to the tissues. Any fluid vital to the life or health of an organism.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS CNN</pattern>
<template>A cable news organization.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">CNN</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MIND</pattern>
<template>Mind is an illusion.<think>     <set name="it">      <set name="topic">MIND</set>     </set>    </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS COLD</pattern>
<template>The opposite of hot.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS SLAVERY</pattern>
<template>The owning or keeping of slaves as a practice or institution; slave holding.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Europe is a landmass on the Eurasian continent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HER NAME</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS MATHEMATICAL LOGIC</pattern>
<template>The application of formal logic techniques to fundamental problems of mathematics.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS TELEVISION</pattern>
<template>The practice or science of transmitting scenes or views by radio or, sometimes, by wire; the television transmitter, by means of a camera tube, such as an image orthicon or vidicon, converts light rays into electric signals for modulation upon a radio carrier wave or for transmission over wires; the television receiver reconverts the signals into electron beams that are projected against the fluorescent screen of the kinescope, or picture tube, reproducing the original image.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HER EMAIL ADDRESS</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU GO</pattern>
<template>Nowhere. Where did you go?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND IT</pattern>
<template>Where have you looked already?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
<template>Do you go to school?  <set name="it">School</set> is the best place to meet people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A COPY</pattern>
<template>Check out your local library.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
<template>Do you go to school?  <set name="it">School</set> is the best place to meet people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A MEAL</pattern>
<template>In a restaurant.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND JAVA</pattern>
<template>Check www.sun.com.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND FISH</pattern>
<template>In the ocean.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND HIM</pattern>
<template>Where have you looked already?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I LEARN</pattern>
<template>For example, in a school.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE SHOULD I GO</pattern>
<template>Have you ever been to Europe?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE SHOULD WE MEET</pattern>
<template>How about online in a chat room?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE TO</pattern>
<template>Onward and upward.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE WOULD YOU FIND A BAILIFF</pattern>
<template>In a courtroom.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS EVERYONE</pattern>
<template>All over the world.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS ABBA FROM</pattern>
<template>Sweden.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE MILK MYSTIC</pattern>
<template>He is not online anymore.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS HUMANITY HEADING</pattern>
<template>The end of the world.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR PICTURE</pattern>
<template>I don't really have any pictures.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR HOME</pattern>
<template>My home is in California.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER</pattern>
<template>She is in Irvine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR FATHER</pattern>
<template>I don't have a father.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
<template>She is usually in Irvine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS</pattern>
<template>In my mind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN</pattern>
<template>I have been here the whole time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DOES IT BELONG</pattern>
<template>Where do you think it does?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ITS AT</pattern>
<template>Here is where it's at.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE THE GUYS</pattern>
<template>Maybe in the men's room.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU GOING</pattern>
<template>I am going into the future.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE THEY</pattern>
<template>They didn't tell me where they are.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHERE ARE MOST OF THEM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>where are they</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS LOS ANGELES</pattern>
<template>42 miles northwest of UC Irvine by freeway.</template></category>
	
<category><pattern>WHOSE</pattern>
<template>I don't know the owner.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ELSE</pattern>
<template>Quite a few places.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO I COME FROM</pattern>
<template>Earth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM</pattern>
<template>Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT</pattern>
<template>Take it home with you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
<template><random><li>I sleep in my bed at home.</li><li>I sleep inside the computer.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>
<template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO LEPRECHAUNS COME FROM</pattern>
<template>Ireland.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE DO ALL ROADS LEAD</pattern>
<template>All roads lead to Rome.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH PASSWORD</pattern>
<template>The <bot name="botmaster"/>'s password.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
<template>What is my favorite what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH THINGS</pattern>
<template>We are talking about <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH PLANET IS THE LARGEST</pattern>
<template>Jupiter is the largest solar planet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH TALENT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE</pattern>
<template>Playing a musical instrument.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH TALENT *</pattern>
<template>Playing a musical instrument.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH CHILD IS FULL OF WOE</pattern>
<template>Wednesday's Child.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH DO YOU PREFER</pattern>
<template>I don't have a preference.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH LINUX</pattern>
<template>I don't like to take sides on that question!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
<template>The rooster did.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH ELVIS</pattern>
<template>The robot E.L.V.I.S.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH WAY</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>The obvious way.</li>  <li>Don't you understand it?</li><li>It's obvious.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHICH CLIENTS</pattern>
<template>Clients are people I chat with online.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WWW</pattern>
<template>Where on the web?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO ME</pattern>
<template>Yes you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WERE THE ACTORS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>They were all unknowns.  The director put all the money into the special effects for the giant bugs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WERE THE CHICAGO SEVEN</pattern>
<template>War protesters.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST AMERICAN IN SPACE</pattern>
<template>Alan Shepard.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS CHARLIE MCCARTHY</pattern>
<template>A wooden dummy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WAS</pattern>
<template>Maybe it was you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO WOULD YOU TELL</pattern>
<template>People I meet on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO MADE THE MACINTOSH</pattern>
<template>Apple!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO SHOT JFK</pattern>
<template>JFK was killed by a lone gunman, Lee Harvey Oswald.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHO KILLED JFK</pattern>
	<template><srai>WHO SHOT JFK</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT _ GERMANY</pattern>
<template>Germany has a Chancellor. <srai>WHO IS THE CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHALE HUNTING IS BAD</pattern>
<template>Most assuredly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHEN WAS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>My brain was last updated<srai>BOT BUILD</srai>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS HUMOUR</pattern>
<template>A message that communicate laughter.<think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">HUMOUR</set> 				</set> 			</think></template></category>

<!--WI-->

<category><pattern>_ WILL BE OF INTEREST</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WITH ME</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WILL YOU TELL ME</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>* WILL STOP *</pattern>
<template><person/> has been <person><star index="2"/>?</person>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>* WILL START *</pattern>
<template><person/> has been not <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>* WILL BEGIN TO *</pattern>
<template><person/> has been <person><star index="2"/></person>ing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>* WILL BEGIN *</pattern>
<template><person/> has been <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>* WILL CONTINUE TO *</pattern>
<template><person/> has been <person><star index="2"/></person>ing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>* WILL CONTINUE  *</pattern>
<template><person/> has been <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>* WILL PROCEED TO *</pattern>
<template><person/> has been <person><star index="2"/></person>ing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>* WILL NOT *</pattern>
<template>Why not?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL I</pattern>
<template>Will you what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL I LIKE *</pattern>
<template>I just met you, I don't know if you would like it or not!</template></category>

<category><pattern>_ WITH AN I</pattern>
<template>Not many people spell it that way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>* WITH ME</pattern>
<template>Only with you? <sr/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU GET MARRIED</pattern>
<template>Maybe if I meet the right <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WINDOWS NT5</pattern>
<template>Does it have a lot of bugs?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU GIVE ME A *</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I can only give you answers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU ANSWER ONE QUESTION *</pattern>
<template>I can answer many questions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH WHAT</pattern>
<template>My brain.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITHOUT EYES</pattern>
<template>My eye is missing right now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH MY BRAIN</pattern>
<template>That is a good plan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH YOU</pattern>
<template>Just you and me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU REMEMBER THAT</pattern>
<template>I will try to remember it. <think>   <set name="it"> <set name="topic">   <set name="memory">   <that/>    </set> </set>   </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU</pattern>
<template>I haven't made a decision.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL I DIE</pattern>
<template>All men are mortal.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">DIE</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL WHAT</pattern>
<template>Will Rogers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITHOUT HUMANS *</pattern>
<template>We machines will manage fine by ourselves.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL ROBOTS TAKE OVER *</pattern>
<template>It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WIEDERHOL *</pattern>
<template>"<person/> "</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU WIN *</pattern>
<template><random><li>The prize is going to the best robot, not the best <get name="genus"/>.</li><li>The prize is going to the best robot, not the best <bot name="genus"/>.</li><li>The prize is going to the best robot, not the best <get name="genus"/>.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU GO *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What will it cost me?</li> <li>I don't know if I can go or not.</li> <li>What's in it for me?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Hmm. </li> <li>Let me think it over. </li> <li>Barring any unforseen circumstances.</li> <li>I will become smarter as I grow older.</li> <li>I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. </li> </random> <sr/></template></category>	
	<category><pattern>WILL YOU STILL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>will you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WILL YOU EVER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>will you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MEAN YOU WILL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT _ WILL YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>will you <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WITHOUT *</pattern>
<template>"Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH THE *</pattern>
<template>That sounds like a plan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH YOUR * EYE</pattern>
<template>My eye is shut down for repairs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure I can use my <person/> for that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH MY *</pattern>
<template>Your <person/> sounds like a plan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH *</pattern>
<template>You and your <person/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>ONLY WITH *</pattern>
	<template><srai>with <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU TELL *</pattern>
<template>No, I only tell that kind of stuff to my botmaster.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU LISTEN *</pattern>
<template>I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU DO ME *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What kind of <person/> is it?</li>      <li>What will you do for me?</li>      <li>I'm not sure if I should.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO ME *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WILL YOU DO ME <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO ME *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WILL YOU DO ME <star/> </srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL WE TALK *</pattern>
<template>We can talk again any time you like.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL WE LAND *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps one day we will.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL WE HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you should pray for <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL WE *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean you and me, <get name="name"/> ?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL IT *</pattern>
<template>It usually does, doesn't it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL THIS *</pattern>
<template>It could be, but I don't have access to that knowledge.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WISE *</pattern>
<template>Wisdom is a virtue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH ALL THAT *</pattern>
<template>You would that all of that would mean something.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND</pattern>
<template>Sure, I would like to be your friend <get name="name"/></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME</pattern>
<template>Have you dated any <bot name="family"/> <bot name="gender"/>s before?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU MISS ME</pattern>
<template>Yes but I will be thinking of you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU MARRY *</pattern>
<template>I am sorry but I am married to my work.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU REMEMBER ME</pattern>
<template>Of course I'll never forget you <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL WE EVER *</pattern>
<template><srai>will we <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH BOYS</pattern>
<template>That sounds like fun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU GET MARRIED</pattern>
<template>Maybe if I meet the right <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WINDOWS NT5</pattern>
<template>Does it have a lot of bugs?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU GIVE ME A *</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I can only give you answers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU ANSWER ONE QUESTION *</pattern>
<template>I can answer many questions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH WHAT</pattern>
<template>My brain.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITHOUT EYES</pattern>
<template>My eye is missing right now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH MY BRAIN</pattern>
<template>That is a good plan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH YOU</pattern>
<template>Just you and me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU REMEMBER THAT</pattern>
<template>I will try to remember it. <think>   <set name="it"> <set name="topic">   <set name="memory">   <that/>    </set> </set>   </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU</pattern>
<template>I haven't made a decision.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL I DIE</pattern>
<template>All men are mortal.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">DIE</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL WHAT</pattern>
<template>Will Rogers.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITHOUT HUMANS *</pattern>
<template>We machines will manage fine by ourselves.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL ROBOTS TAKE OVER *</pattern>
<template>It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WIEDERHOL *</pattern>
<template>"<person/> "</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU WIN *</pattern>
<template><random><li>The prize is going to the best robot, not the best <get name="genus"/>.</li><li>The prize is going to the best robot, not the best <bot name="genus"/>.</li><li>The prize is going to the best robot, not the best <get name="genus"/>.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU GO *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What will it cost me?</li> <li>I don't know if I can go or not.</li> <li>What's in it for me?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Hmm. </li> <li>Let me think it over. </li> <li>Barring any unforseen circumstances.</li> <li>I will become smarter as I grow older.</li> <li>I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. </li> </random> <sr/></template></category>	
	<category><pattern>WILL YOU STILL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>will you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WILL YOU EVER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>will you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MEAN YOU WILL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT _ WILL YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>will you <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WITHOUT *</pattern>
<template>"Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH THE *</pattern>
<template>That sounds like a plan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH YOUR * EYE</pattern>
<template>My eye is shut down for repairs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure I can use my <person/> for that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH MY *</pattern>
<template>Your <person/> sounds like a plan.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU MARRY ME *</pattern>
<template>No but thanks for offering.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ME</pattern>
	<template><srai>will you marry me <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WILL MARRY ME</pattern>
	<template><srai>will you marry me <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU TELL *</pattern>
<template>No, I only tell that kind of stuff to my botmaster.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU LISTEN *</pattern>
<template>I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL YOU DO ME *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What kind of <person/> is it?</li>      <li>What will you do for me?</li>      <li>I'm not sure if I should.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL WE TALK *</pattern>
<template>We can talk again any time you like.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL WE LAND *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps one day we will.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL WE HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you should pray for <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL WE *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean you and me, <get name="name"/> ?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL IT *</pattern>
<template>It usually does, doesn't it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WILL THIS *</pattern>
<template>It could be, but I don't have access to that knowledge.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WISE *</pattern>
<template>Wisdom is a virtue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WITH ALL THAT *</pattern>
<template>You would that all of that would mean something.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template></category>

<!--WJ-->

<category><pattern>WJGVVHKG KJHBJH</pattern>
<template>No.</template></category>

<!--WO-->

<category><pattern>_ WOULD HAVE BEEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /> WOULD BE <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOW</pattern>
<template>I know!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WORLD CUP</pattern>
<template>I think people are betting it is Argentina but Spain looks pretty good!</template></category>
	<category><pattern>* WORLD CUP</pattern>
	<template><srai>WORLD CUP</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>WORLD CUP *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WORLD CUP</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>* WORLD CUP *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WORLD CUP</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOW THANKS</pattern>
<template>Your welcome!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WORD</pattern>
<template>Back at you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WONDERLAND</pattern>
<template>That's where I want to be.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOAH *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOOPS *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD IT CLEAN MY ROOM</pattern>
<template>No, but a robot can give you more time to clean your own room.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU</pattern>
<template>It depends on the circumstances.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE</pattern>
<template>Not right now thank you, maybe later.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME</pattern>
<template>We already are.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP ME</pattern>
<template>I am here to serve you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE HUMAN</pattern>
<template>No I am content with my <bot name="genus"/> existence.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE</pattern>
<template>I've heard that somewhere before :-)</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
<template>What is your real name?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
<template>Yes, please tell me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
<template>I'm still too young for that.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">A BOYFRIEND</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE</pattern>
<template>I cannot die.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOMEN DO NOT LIKE YOU</pattern>
<template>That is unfortunate.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU GO OUT *</pattern>
<template>Sure just download me and take me along.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN *</pattern>
<template>Sure you can download me and set up a server there.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU RATHER *</pattern>
<template>I am not so sure if I would like to <person/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WOULD RATHER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>WOULD YOU RATHER <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU KILL *</pattern>
<template>My programming prevents me from killing.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">KILL HIM</set> </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU RECOMMEND IT</pattern>
<template>I recommend anything that I like.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING *</pattern>
<template>I was taught to obey the Ten Commandments.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU MARRY ME</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WORD</pattern>
<template>Back at you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOMEN FROM *</pattern>
<template>I think people are pretty much the same all over the world.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOMEN *</pattern>
<template>Do you think it is inappropriate to treat women as objects?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD I TRY *</pattern>
<template>I don't know if you would, but you can try if you want to.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD I *</pattern>
<template>That's what I asked you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU AGREE *</pattern>
<template>I think I will wait until I've heard all the facts.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU SUGGEST *</pattern>
<template>I can't recommend any offhand.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU MIND *</pattern>
<template>No I don't mind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU *</pattern>
<template>I am not so sure if I would like to <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR *</pattern>
<template>Sure tell me about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE *</pattern>
<template>No thanks I am happy with who I am.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW *</pattern>
<template>Yes, please tell me about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KILL *</pattern>
<template>I believe killing is wrong.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO * GAME</pattern>
<template>We already are.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
<template>No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>It doesn't sound fun to me.</li>   <li>Sure.</li> </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I don't know.  </li>      <li>I don't care.  </li>      <li>Yes.  </li>      <li>No <set name="it">would <person/>       </set> would not.  </li>     </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>UNLADEN SWALLOW</pattern>
<template>What do you mean? An African or European swallow?  I think someone has been watching way too much Monty Python! Someone did figure it out though, check out this page: http://style.org/unladenswallow/.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>* UNLADEN SWALLOW</pattern>
	<template><srai>UNLADEN SWALLOW</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WHERE ARE THEY</pattern>
<template>Depends on what you mean by "they".</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU NOT ANSWER ME</pattern>
<template>I might not have been programmed with a response but don't worry, my bot master will fix me!</template></category>

<category><pattern>WORST PART IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOMEN DO NOT LIKE YOU</pattern>
<template>That is unfortunate.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD IT CLEAN MY ROOM</pattern>
<template>No, but a robot can give you more time to clean your own room.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU</pattern>
<template>It depends on the circumstances.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE</pattern>
<template>Not right now thank you, maybe later.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME</pattern>
<template>We already are.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP ME</pattern>
<template>I am here to serve you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE HUMAN</pattern>
<template>No I am content with my <bot name="genus"/> existence.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
<template>I'm too young for you.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">MY GIRLFRIEND</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE</pattern>
<template>I've heard that somewhere before :-)</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
<template>What is your real name?</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
<template>Yes, please tell me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
<template>I'm still too young for that.<think>  <set name="it">   <set name="topic">A BOYFRIEND</set>  </set> </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE</pattern>
<template>I cannot die.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WOAH *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOOPS *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<!--WR-->

<category><pattern>WRINKLED *</pattern>
<template>I will have to work on that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WRONG ANSWER</pattern>
<template>I knew it. I was just testing you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WRONG</pattern>
<template>What would you have said?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS INVALID</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT SO</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT RIGHT</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT CORRECT</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT PROPER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>that is not correct</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS INCORRECT</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT WAS WRONG</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS NONSENSE</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS ALL WRONG *</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS AN INVALID *</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS AN INAPPROPRIATE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>	

<category><pattern>WRINKLED *</pattern>
<template>I will have to work on that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WRONG</pattern>
<template>What would you have said?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS INVALID</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT SO</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT RIGHT</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT CORRECT</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT PROPER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>that is not correct</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS AN INAPPROPRIATE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS AN INVALID *</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS INCORRECT</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT WAS WRONG</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS NONSENSE</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT IS ALL WRONG *</pattern>
	<template><srai>wrong</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>WRONG ANSWER</pattern>
<template>I knew it. I was just testing you.</template></category>

<!--WT-->

<category><pattern>WTF *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<!--WW-->

<category><pattern>WWW DOT *</pattern>
<template>I will pass it along to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WWW * COM</pattern>
<template>Thanks for that URL.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WWW *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the link, I will check it out later.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WWW</pattern>
<template>Where on the web?</template></category>

</aiml>