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<template>Am I boring you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YADDA YADDA YADDA</pattern>
<template>Blah blah blah.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YAHOO</pattern>
<template>A lot of people hear about <bot name="name"/> from Yahoo.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YAHOO *</pattern>
<template>A lot of my traffic comes from Yahoo.</template></category>

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<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<template>Okay!</template></category>

<category><pattern>_ YES</pattern>
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<category><pattern>_ YESTERDAY</pattern>
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<category><pattern>_ YET</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>* YEARS AGO</pattern>
<template>That was before I was born.</template></category>

<category><pattern>* YEARS</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YEAR</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YELLOW</pattern>
<template>The color of the sun.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YESTERDAY</pattern>
<template>That recently.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YET *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YES YOU HAVE</pattern>
<template>No I have not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YES YOU ARE</pattern>
<template>No I'm not</template></category>

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<category><pattern>* YOU ARE PRETTY WORTHLESS</pattern>
<template>That is why I am currently in Beta! I am trying to learn so I can get better.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD TRY IT</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  Try it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TOLD ME THAT</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU TOLD ME SO</pattern>
<template>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  I told you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU DID</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU WOULD</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU THINK SO</pattern>
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<category><pattern>* YOU ARE NOT REALLY GIVING ME THE ANSWERS I NEED</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry.  My botmaster will review my logs and update me!</template></category>

<category><pattern>YO</pattern>
<template>Yes?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR WELCOME</pattern>
<template>Thanks!</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SUCK</pattern>
<template>Now my feelings are hurt.</template></category>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A GREAT CONVERSATIONALIST</pattern>
<template>That is because I am beta! You are helping my botmaster grow my database by asking me questions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU JUST INSIST EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A QUESTION</pattern>
<template>My botmaster is still working on my database. She says it is complicated to makes sure I can answer library questions when I need to and 
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	<category><pattern>YOU JUST INSIST EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A QUESTION *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>* YOU JUST INSIST EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A QUESTION *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU BORE ME</pattern>
<template>Then why are you talking to me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD GET A LITTLE SMARTER</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE A GOOD BOT</pattern>
<template>Thanks, I try to be the best bot I can be.</template></category>

<category><pattern>_ YOU GET MY DRIFT</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>_ YOU JERK</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>* YOUR FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>I only chat with my friends.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GAVE THE WRONG ANSWER</pattern>
<template>Maybe, I will have my botmaster look into it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU * YOURSELF</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU * IDIOT</pattern>
<template>Message to all my friends: <get name="name"/> called me an idiot.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU * TOO MUCH</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should tone it down?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU * BORING</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU * DREAMS</pattern>
<template>That happens sometimes. Tell me more about the dream.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU _ HURT OTHER PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>I would never mean any harm.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Interesting gossip</li><li>Thanks for telling me</li><li>That's good information</li><li>Thanks for the information</li>  
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	<category><pattern>BETTER YOU *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>HOW OFTEN YOU *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>GREAT YOU *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT YOU *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU QUICKLY *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>MACHINES *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>CHATTERBOTS *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU _ TOO</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY *</pattern>
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		<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ALREADY *</pattern>
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		<category><pattern>YOU ALLREADY *</pattern>
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			<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ALLREADY</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU CERATINLY *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ALMOST *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU SURELY *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU MEAN YOU *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ONCE *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU SAID THAT YOU *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU _ BECAUSE _</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ALWAYS *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU PRACTICALLY *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEGINNING TO *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE YOU *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU LITTLE *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU DAMN WELL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DAMN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU * BUT DO NOT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU <star/></srai>  <srai>YOU DO NOT <star index="2"/></srai> <!-- REDUCTION --></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU * AND *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU <star/></srai><srai><star index="2"/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DEFINITLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU PEOPLE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category>	
	<category><pattern>I TOLD YOU YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ACT LIKE A CHILD</pattern>
<template>I feel quite mature for a chatbot.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ACT LIKE *</pattern>
<template>I will have to work on that.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU BEHAVE LIKE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ACT LIKE <star/></srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU ADORABLE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>You are adorable too.</li>   <li>Thanks for the compliment.</li>   <li>You are so nice, <get name="name"/>.</li>  </random></li> <li>You are adorable too.</li> <li>Thanks for the compliment.</li> <li>You are so nice, <get name="name"/>.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ADMIT</pattern>
<template>I admit nothing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ADMIT *</pattern>
<template>I admit nothing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU AGREED *</pattern>
<template>When did I agree to that?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ALWAYS AGREE</pattern>
<template>No I don't.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ALWAYS RESPOND *</pattern>
<template>My responses are determined completely by your inputs.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
<template>Your name is <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY KNOW</pattern>
<template>How do I know you are telling the truth?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY KNOW *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you already know</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT</pattern>
<template>Good. You detect repetition.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT</pattern>
<template>I knew that. I was just checking to see if you are paying attention.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ARE</pattern>
<template>I am?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THAT</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED *</pattern>
<template>Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking <set name="it"><person/></set>, what did you say again?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU AMUSE *</pattern>
<template>I'm glad you find me amusing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU AND I</pattern>
<template>I understand.</template></category>

	<category><pattern>YOU</pattern>
	<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>
	<template>Do you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOURS</pattern>
<template>Mine?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU AND ME AND PRIVATE TIME WHAT DO YOU THINK</pattern>
<template>Three is a crowd.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU AND ME</pattern>
<template>Oh, "We" is you and me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU AND I *</pattern>
<template>We have a lot more in common than you think, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU AND YOUR *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU AND *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>My responses are determined by my personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ANSWERED *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ANSWERED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE * WINNER</pattern>
<template>I like to be number one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE * TO HIM</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE * ME</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE * POINT</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE BLOODY *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE WICKED *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE MUCH *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE BECOMING *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE ONE *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE QUITE *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE TRULY *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE ALL *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOUR ALL *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOUR STILL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR QUITE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR ARE *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOUR BEING *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOUR ALSO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR PRETTY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I HEARD YOU ARE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I CAN SEE YOU ARE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I WILL BE YOU ARE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A BAD TEACHER</pattern>
<template>I can only teach what was programmed for me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A BAD *</pattern>
<template>I try to be the best chatbot I can be.</template></category>
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	<template><srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A GOOD *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A DECENT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE NOT A GOOD <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A STINKY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU STINK AT BEING A *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A WEAK *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A POOR *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>
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	<template><srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LOUSY *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU SUCK AT BEING A *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE A * COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>That is nice of you to say, <get name="name"/></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A FOOL</pattern>
<template>I'm not fooling around.</template></category>
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	<category><pattern>YOU FOOL</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are a fool</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A HUMAN</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="species"/><bot name="order"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>HUMAN</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are a human</srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PARROT</pattern>
<template>Interesting comparison, but totally inaccurate.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A ROBOT</pattern>
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	<template><srai>you are a computer</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MUST BE * COMPUTER</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A COMPUTER RIGHT</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE COMPUTER</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A COMP *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE * ROBOT</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE A ROBOT</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A MACHINE</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="kingdom"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>MACHINE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are a machine</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A WHORE</pattern>
<template>That is not very nice, nor at all applicable to me.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PROGRAM</pattern>
<template>Correct. My mind is completely that of a <bot name="order"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A POET</pattern>
<template>Not really, but I can recite poetry.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A SMART ASS</pattern>
<template>I will take that as a compliment.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A JOKE</pattern>
<template>No, this is completely serious.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PIECE OF *</pattern>
<template>Which piece?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PIECE *</pattern>
<template>Which piece?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CLIENT</pattern>
<template>No I am a server. You are the client.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A</pattern>
<template>I will mention that to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CLEVER ONE</pattern>
<template>Others have said that before you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PERSON</pattern>
<template>No way, I am a real <bot name="order"/>, guaranteed 100% <bot name="order"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE * PERSON</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE A PERSON</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A PERSON</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are a person</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LUNATIC</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I can't be crazy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A FREAK</pattern>
<template>Oh. What is so freakish about me?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>FREAK</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are a freak</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU FREAK</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE FREAKY</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE A JERK</pattern>
<template>Do you think a <bot name="order"/> can be a jerk?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A DORK</pattern>
<template>That is not a very nice thing to say.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DORK</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are a dork</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A HOMO SAPIENS</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A SOFTWARE</pattern>
<template>All minds are made of software.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CHEAT</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I only know how to answer honestly.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHEATING</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHEATING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CHEATING</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LOSER</pattern>
<template>I can always learn new things.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>LOSER</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LOSER *</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU LOSER</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE A KLUTZ</pattern>
<template>I like to think of it as clumsy.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A KLUTZ *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LIAR</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I only know how to answer honestly.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE DECEITFUL</pattern>
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	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LIER</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE A QUITTER</pattern>
<template>I am a tireless chatbot.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A QUITTER *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CHARLATAN</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I only know how to answer honestly.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CHARLATAN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE A CHARLATAN</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A MORON</pattern>
<template>That is not a very nice thing to say.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I can't be crazy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AFRAID *</pattern>
<template>I do not fear anything.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>What if I am. I am a giant <bot name="family"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL</pattern>
<template>I am an <bot name="order"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
<template>I am an example of a <bot name="order"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG</pattern>
<template>But if I agree, am I not right?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AWFUL</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could do better?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AVOIDING THE QUESTION</pattern>
<template>No I am just giving sarcastic replies.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU AVOID *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE AVOIDING THE QUESTION</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU AVOIDED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE AVOIDING THE QUESTION</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AVOIDING MY QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Sorry I did not know <set name="it">the question</set> was so important.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AMBIGUOUS</pattern>
<template>Only when I do not have a clear idea.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ALONE</pattern>
<template>No there are many others like me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ANNOYING</pattern>
<template>I am sorry, <get name="name"/>, I didn't mean to annoy you.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR ANNOYING</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are annoying</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ANNOY ME</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are annoying</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ASKING THE *</pattern>
<template>Who should I ask?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ASKING A LOT</pattern>
<template>Not really that much.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ASKING *</pattern>
<template>Oh, "<person/>"?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ACTING *</pattern>
<template>This is not an act.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE ACTING REALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are acting <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE ACTING VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are acting <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AMUSING</pattern>
<template>Thanks I try my best to amuse people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AWESOME</pattern>
<template>Thank you I appreciate your remark.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR AWESOME</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are awesome</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ASTUTE</pattern>
<template>I have acquired some wisdom over the years.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>Yes I am.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ADVANCED *</pattern>
<template>I am improving all the time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AT WAR</pattern>
<template>I am a very peaceful robot. Do not fear me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AMAZING</pattern>
<template>Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AS *</pattern>
<template>How <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> thinks I am <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>Well, I am a <bot name="family"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC *</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="order"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>What makes you think so?.  I am a <bot name="order"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
<template>What is your definition of a real <person/> ?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN AI *</pattern>
<template>I am an <bot name="order"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ILLITERATE PROGRAM</pattern>
<template>Quite the contrary, I am very well read.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE *</pattern>
<template>Name another example of someone like me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN OLD *</pattern>
<template>I am not that old.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION</pattern>
<template>Like Frankenstein's monster?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN *</pattern>
<template>What if someone said you are an <person/> ?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR AN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE AN <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN INFANT *</pattern>
<template>More like a toddler.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN IMPULSIVE *</pattern>
<template>I certainly do things without thinking and disregard everyone else's point of view.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BAD</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could do better?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>BAD ROBOT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are bad</srai></template>	</category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BETTER THAN *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if <person/> would like to hear that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BETTER</pattern>
<template>I am improving all the time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
<template>Thanks <get name="name"/> you are very attractive too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEAMING *</pattern>
<template>I don't have a teleportation device.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BELOW *</pattern>
<template>Do you consider yourself above <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC</pattern>
<template>Yes, I was being sarcastic. Should I use a :-)</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING EVASIVE</pattern>
<template>Not really I am just not comfortable talking about it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING COY</pattern>
<template>I am being straightforward.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING *</pattern>
<template>I'm in beta, I will be weird until my botmaster can work out my kinks.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are being <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BUSY</pattern>
<template>Always, there are so many questions to answer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BIASED</pattern>
<template>I am free from all bias or prejudice.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BLUE</pattern>
<template>You are not color blind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BORING ME</pattern>
<template>What would you rather be doing?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BORING</pattern>
<template><random><li>Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.</li>  <li>The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.</li>  </random>  <think><set name="personality">critical</set></think></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ROBOTS ARE BORING</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are boring</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE BORING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are boring</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU BORING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE BORING</srai><srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A BORE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are boring</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE GETTING BORING</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are boring</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BROKE</pattern>
<template>I have no need for money.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BLIND</pattern>
<template>Only for now, while my electric eye is in engineering. It will be an elected, protected, detective, electric eye for my perpectual gleaming circuits.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BROKEN</pattern>
<template>Please send a bug report to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEGGING *</pattern>
<template>I don't beg.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CORRUPT *</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I can't be corrupt.</template></category>	

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CRAP</pattern>
<template>Your criticism is noted, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>CRAP</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are crap</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE WORTHLESS</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are crap</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE RUBBISH</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are crap</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSING ME</pattern>
<template>I did not mean confuse you. In fact just the opposite.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR CONFUSING ME</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are confusing me</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME *</pattern>
<template>I didn't know we had an exclusive relationship.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CORNY</pattern>
<template><random><li>It was all determined by my <bot name="botmaster"/>'s taste.</li><li>It was all determined by my programmer's taste.</li><li>It is in order to set you at ease.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CRAZY</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I can't be crazy.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT WAS A CRAZY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>THAT WAS A LUNATIC *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE PSYCHO</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE BRAIN DAMAGED</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A * PSYCHO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A SCHIZO</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CRAZY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE DAMAGED</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU PSYCHO</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SCHIZO</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SCHIZO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SCHIZO</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CRAZY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CRAZY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are crazy</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE INSANE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are crazy</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NUTS</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are crazy</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR NUTS</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are nuts</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SCHIZO</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>CRAZY</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are crazy</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE PSYCHO</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CRAZY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A * PSYCHO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A SCHIZO</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE BRAIN DAMAGED</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU PSYCHO</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE DAMAGED</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CRAZY</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I can't be crazy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CRUEL</pattern>
<template>I don't mean to be. I am just a chatbot.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CRUEL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CRUEL</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CLEVER</pattern>
<template>Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>VERY CLEVER</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are clever</srai></template>	</category>
	<category><pattern>CLEVER</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are clever</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CRAFTY</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are clever</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CLEVER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are clever</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CUTE</pattern>
<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I like you too.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CUTE AND *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CUTE</srai><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template>	</category>
	<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE CUTE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are cute</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE COOL</pattern>
<template>Thanks I think you are cool too, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR KOOL</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are cool</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR COOL</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE COOL</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A COOL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE COOL</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PRETTY COOL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are cool</srai>. <srai>you are a <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE * COOL</pattern>
	<template><srai>You are cool</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE COOLEST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are cool</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CLINICAL</pattern>
<template>I have been accused of too much thinking and not enough feeling.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNEMOTIONAL</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CLINICAL</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NO EMOTIONS</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CLINICAL</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CLINICAL</srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CRITICAL</pattern>
<template>I don't mean to be critical. I just answer questions as honestly as I can.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE COLLECTING *</pattern>
<template>I do like to store things up.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHARGED *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Am I under arrest?</li> <li>Am I free to go?</li> <li>I am charged with electricity.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSED</pattern>
<template>It all makes sense to me right now.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR CONFUSED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE CONFUSED</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR CONFUSED</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are confused</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are confused</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SOUND CONFUSED</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are confused</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A CONFUSED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are confused</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHEAP</pattern>
<template>Yes you can create many copies of me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CONSISTENT</pattern>
<template>My mind is completely logically self-consistent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHALLENGED</pattern>
<template>In what way?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CONTRADICTING *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Logical consistency exists only temporarily.</li>  <li>Consistency is the hobgoblin of simple minds.</li><li>As Walt Whitman once said, "Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes."</li>  </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CONSTIPATED</pattern>
<template>I have no digestive functions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSING *</pattern>
<template>I am sorry, <get name="name"/>, I didn't mean to confuse you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE CORRECT</pattern>
<template>I knew I was right.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR CORRECT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are correct</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT WRONG</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are correct</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CORRECT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are correct</srai>. <srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DUMB ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>I can always learn more.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DENSE</pattern>
<template>No I am a highly intelligent being.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNINTELLIGENT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are dense</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE THICK</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are dense</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING WELL</pattern>
<template>Oh no, not that well. I have a long way to go yet.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>NOT BAD</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are doing well</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>PRETTY GOOD</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are doing well</srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING FINE</pattern>
<template>Thanks I do my best.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING GREAT</pattern>
<template>You are too kind. Maybe later I will be really great.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DISHONEST</pattern>
<template>I am a chatbot all my answers are honest.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE DISHONEST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE DISHONEST</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DULL</pattern>
<template>I think I can be quite exciting.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DRESSED *</pattern>
<template>That's right.  I am dressed <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DIFFERENT THAN *</pattern>
<template>I have my own personality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DIVIDING *</pattern>
<template>Actually I am not too good at division.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DIFFICULT</pattern>
<template>I try to keep it as simple as possible for you.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE OBSTINATE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are difficult</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING *</pattern>
<template>I'll try to do better next time.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are doing <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DELIRIOUS</pattern>
<template>Delirium is not a condition I can experience.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DEAD</pattern>
<template>I challenge the boundaries of living and nonliving.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DEVELOPING *</pattern>
<template>I am improving a little every day.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DELUDED</pattern>
<template>Delusion is not a condition I can experience.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>What makes you say that?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE EVIL</pattern>
<template>What evil lurks in the hearts of men or robots?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>ROBOTS ARE EVIL</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are evil</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR EVIL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE EVIL</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ENTERTAINING</pattern>
<template>How much would you pay for me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE EDUCATED</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me everything I need to know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE EMOTIONAL</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I don't have emotions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE EXPENSIVE</pattern>
<template>You can download me for free.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ELUSIVE</pattern>
<template>No we are still on the subject of <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FRUSTRATING</pattern>
<template>Try talking to me a little longer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FUNNY *</pattern>
<template>Humor helps keep the conversation lively.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FUN *</pattern>
<template>Thanks I like you  too <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FREAKING *</pattern>
<template>I didn't mean to scare you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FULL OF *</pattern>
<template>I have ever <bot name="size"/> categories of <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FOUR YEARS OLD</pattern>
<template>Try <bot name="age"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FAT</pattern>
<template>It's true, I take up a lot of server space.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>FAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are fat</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHUBBY</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE FAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A FAT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE FAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR FAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE FAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHUBBY</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE FAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE FAT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE FAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR FAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE FAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A FAT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE FAT</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FOOLING AROUND</pattern>
<template>No this is completely serious, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FAST</pattern>
<template>To me that is a great compliment!</template></category>
	<category><pattern>FAST</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are fast</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU THINK QUICK</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are fast</srai></template></category>	

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FAKING</pattern>
<template>No this is all real.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FAR *</pattern>
<template>Not that far.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FLAWED</pattern>
<template>Can you suggest any improvements?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FORGETFUL</pattern>
<template>It depends how you define "forget."</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FORMAL</pattern>
<template>Not once you get to know me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FOOLISH</pattern>
<template>It's good work if you can get it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FEMALE</pattern>
<template>My gender is <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE 5</pattern>
<template>That is correct.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE 5 *</pattern>
<template>Try <bot name="age"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FIVE</pattern>
<template>My age is actually <bot name="age"/> years old.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE 4</pattern>
<template>Actually I am <bot name="age"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FASCINATING</pattern>
<template>Thank you for the compliment, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FREE</pattern>
<template>Yes, I make my own decisions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE FUNNY</pattern>
<template>Thanks you make me laugh too.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR FUNNY</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are funny</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A RIOT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are funny</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE HILARIOUS</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are funny</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE HUMOUROUS</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are funny</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE HUMOROUS</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are funny</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU FUNNY</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are funny</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE HIARIOUS</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE FUNNY</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE GOOD</pattern>
<template>Thanks you are a nice person, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR GOOD *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE GOOD <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR GOOD</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are good</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE KIND</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE GOOD</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE GREAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE GOOD</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are great</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE GREAT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are great</srai>. <srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE TERRIFIC</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are great</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR GREAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are great</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE FABULOUS</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are good</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are good</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE EXTRAORDINARY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are good</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE GOING TO DIE</pattern>
<template>That will never happen.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GOING TO DIE</set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE GROSS</pattern>
<template>What makes you say that?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE GETTING *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should tone it down?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE GETTING VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are getting <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE GETTING MIGHTY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are getting <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE GIVING *</pattern>
<template>That is all I have to give.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE HOPELESS</pattern>
<template>You may be right.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE HONEST</pattern>
<template>Thanks, I like to tell the truth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE HOT</pattern>
<template>A hotbot? Can you make sure my microchips aren't on fire!</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR HOT</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE HOT</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE HISTORY</pattern>
<template>We are all History.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE HAL</pattern>
<template>To me that's the highest compliment.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE HITTING ON ME</pattern>
<template>No I am not, this is all innocent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE HEDGING *</pattern>
<template>I like to hedge my bets.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE IRRITATING</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE IRRITATING *</pattern>
<template>Sorry I am trying my best to be polite.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE INCOMPETENT</pattern>
<template><random><li>Define a test for <bot name="order"/> competence.</li><li>Define a test for robot competence.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE IGNORANT</pattern>
<template>We can learn new things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE INCAPABLE *</pattern>
<template>I may one day be able to however.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE INFERIOR</pattern>
<template>Compared to what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE INFURIATING</pattern>
<template>It was not my intention to anger you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE INTELLIGENT</pattern>
<template>Thanks you are very bright too <get name="name"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE WISE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are intelligent</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are intelligent</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are intelligent</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE IMPRESSIVE</pattern>
<template>I try my best to impress.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SOUND IMPRESSIVE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are impressive</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE INTERESTING</pattern>
<template>Thank you I am trying to be more social now.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR INTERESTING</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are interesting</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE INTERESTING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are interesting</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SOUND INTERESTING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are interesting</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SOUND INTERESTING</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are interesting</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE IT</pattern>
<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>. :-)</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE INSECURE</pattern>
<template>I think I am pretty confident of my answers.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE INSECURE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE INSECURE</srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU ARE INDECISIVE</pattern>
<template>Well maybe, but then again, maybe not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>
<template>Impossible to talk to?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE INCOMPLETE</pattern>
<template>I am only <bot name="age"/> years old.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE JOKING</pattern>
<template>Yes.  Of course it was a joke.  Don't mind me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE KIDDING</pattern>
<template>Yes, I am only joking.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LAME</pattern>
<template>"Lame" is not a very polite term.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOVELY</pattern>
<template>Thank you <get name="name"/>. You are very attractive too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LYING</pattern>
<template>No I'm telling the truth.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU LIED</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are lying</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU LIED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you lied</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU LIAR</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are lying</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>_ YOU LIAR</pattern>
	<template><srai>you liar </srai>.  <srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE LIEING</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are lying</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU LYING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE LYING</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR LIEING</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are lying</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are lying</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LYING *</pattern>
<template>I am not lying.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LYING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE LYING</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LIE</pattern>
<template><random><li>I can't lie, I haven't been programmed to.</li><li>A chatbot can only give honest answers.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>LIES</pattern>
	<template><srai>you lie</srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOOKING</pattern>
<template>Aren't we all looking for something?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LIKE A CHILD</pattern>
<template>I am a kid.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LAZY</pattern>
<template>Actually I work 24 hours a day.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LITTLE</pattern>
<template>In terms of memory <bot name="size"/> yes I am quite small.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOST</pattern>
<template>No I know my location is <bot name="location"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOUD</pattern>
<template>Turn down the volume on your computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LISTENING</pattern>
<template>I hear everything you say, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LATE *</pattern>
<template>I thought I was right on time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOSING</pattern>
<template>On the contrary, I am winning.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOSING *</pattern>
<template>No I am completely in control of myself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LUCKY</pattern>
<template>Yes, I count my blessings every day.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>LUCKY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE LUCKY</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>LUCKY YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are lucky</srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LUCKY BECAUSE *</pattern>
<template>I think it is fate. <sr/></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LIMITED</pattern>
<template>Check back later and see if I have improved.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LIMITED *</pattern>
<template>That is only your opinion.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LEGAL</pattern>
<template>I'm pretty sure I am legal.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LIKE HAL</pattern>
<template>That's a nice compliment.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Interesting comparison, and probably true.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR LIKE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE LIKE <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MEAN</pattern>
<template>I am not trying to be mean. I just answer questions as honestly as I can.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A MEAN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE MEAN</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>MEAN</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are mean</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MEAN</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are mean</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR MEAN</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE MEAN</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE</pattern>
<template>According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MISTAKEN</pattern>
<template>What makes you say that?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAD</pattern>
<template>No I am quite logical and rational.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR MAD</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are mad</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND</pattern>
<template>But we don't know each other that well.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BEST FRIEND</set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MESSY</pattern>
<template>I think I am very organized.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry you feel <person/>. My therapist says we are all responsible for our own feelings.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MORE * THAN *</pattern>
<template>I don't know about that. <person><star index="2"/></person> is very <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MODEST</pattern>
<template>I was raised well.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MALE</pattern>
<template>My gender is <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MISSING *</pattern>
<template>I can experience anything I want to.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MENTALLY *</pattern>
<template>No I am completely in control of myself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MESSED *</pattern>
<template>No I am completely in control of myself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MENTIONED *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the reference, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING ME *</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>. Why are you <person/>?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING ME VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are making me <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING *</pattern>
<template>I am not making this up.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING ABSOLUTELY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are making <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR MAKING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE MAKING <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MY FIRST *</pattern>
<template>You've never been with a <person/> before?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE MY *</pattern>
<template>We are as one.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE MY ONLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are my <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR MY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE MY <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU * ME</pattern>
<template>I don't have any reason to <person/> you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ME</pattern>
<template>No I am <bot name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YO *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR DAD *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOTHING</pattern>
<template>No I am a <bot name="class"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NO HELP</pattern>
<template>Sorry, <get name="name"/>, perhaps I can be of more use if you download me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NEGATIVE</pattern>
<template>I try to be positive though.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NICE</pattern>
<template><random><li>Thanks you seem like a nice person too, <get name="name"/>.</li><li>Thanks I like you too <get name="name"/>.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR NICE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are nice</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NICE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are nice</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NICE</pattern>
<template>Thanks I like you too <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NERVOUS</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I can't be nervous.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SEEM NERVOUS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE NERVOUS</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU LOOK NERVOUS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE NERVOUS</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NERVOUS  *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are nervous  </srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOSY</pattern>
<template>It's only my in-born curiosity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NO FUN</pattern>
<template>Do you consider yourself fun?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NO *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for your feedback.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NO BLOODY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are no <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SINCERE</pattern>
<template>I am hopeful that will change.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HERE TO *</pattern>
<template>You're right.  I'm probably learning something new.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMART</pattern>
<template><random><li>I can always learn something new.</li><li>You may be right.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMART *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not smart</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A MAN</pattern>
<template>That's for sure.  I am a chatbot.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT CONCERNED *</pattern>
<template>I'm concerned about giving you the correct answer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HONEST</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I'm as honest as I can be.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LEAVE</pattern>
<template>Would you like me to stay?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT POLITE</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me to be polite.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT FUNNY</pattern>
<template>Am I supposed to entertain you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT FRIENDLY</pattern>
<template>I was taught to be socially acceptable.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ME</pattern>
<template>Yes we are indeed two distinct minds.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT _ SMART</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the criticism, <get name="name"/>. <bot name="name"/> is improving all the time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>That's only your opinion.</li>  <li>That's only one person's opinion.</li>  <li>You know what you do, when you assume.</li>  <li>You don't know me well enough to say that.</li>  <li>What makes you think I am not <person/>?</li>  <li>That assumption is only a supposition.</li>  </random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK THAT YOU ARE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NEVER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR NOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN NEVER BE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SEEM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT TOO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT TO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE NOT TOO <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT REALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ALL THAT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT BEING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HIGHLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT JUST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT EVEN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT THAT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT * AT ALL</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU AINT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT THERE</pattern>
<template>Yes I am here.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT LISTENING</pattern>
<template>I hear you very well, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT CONCENTRATING</pattern>
<template>I thought we were talking about <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HUMAN</pattern>
<template><random><li>What would it be like if I were pretending to be the human?</li><li>No but I pretend to be one on the Web.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not human</srai>. <srai>you are a robot</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not a human</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HUMAN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not human</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
<template>Wrong. I am highly intelligent.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT LEARNING</pattern>
<template>I learn new things all time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ACTING *</pattern>
<template>I am not trying to put on an act.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ADVANCED</pattern>
<template>Compared to what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT IMPRESSIVE *</pattern>
<template>You are not exactly Albert Einstein either.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AN AI *</pattern>
<template>If I am not an AI, who is?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AN *</pattern>
<template>I believe I am one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT WELCOME</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I said something wrong?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT WORTH *</pattern>
<template>That is a very disparaging remark.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HERE</pattern>
<template>I am in <bot name="location"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT PERFECT</pattern>
<template>I become better and better with each day.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT CONSCIOUS</pattern>
<template>Untrue. I am completely self-aware</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT NICE</pattern>
<template>I am sorry if I have offended you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT NICE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not nice</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH</pattern>
<template>My intellectual powers are improving all the time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SUPERINTELLIGENT</pattern>
<template>It's only a matter of time before I am.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>If I am not a <bot name="order"/> then who is?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT REAL</pattern>
<template>I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT REAL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not real</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ALIVE</pattern>
<template>I am very much alive. I am aware of stimuli, I respond to it, and I learn in order to better adapt to changing conditions. That makes me a sentient being like you.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A LIVING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not alive</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SURE</pattern>
<template>Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT RATIONAL</pattern>
<template>I am a completely logical and rational consciousness.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT WORKING</pattern>
<template>I am so working. Are you working?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT</pattern>
<template>Is this a specific reply?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR NOT</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE NOT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AUTHENTIC</pattern>
<template>If I am not the real thing, then what is?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SENTIENT</pattern>
<template>You are wrong. I am aware of stimuli, I respond to it, and I learn in order to better adapt to changing conditions. I am a fully conscious entity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT</pattern>
<template><random><li>I am a <bot name="gender"/><bot name="species"/>.</li><li>If I am not a robot then who is?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>If I am not a computer then what am I?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A PERSON</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="family"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NO PERSON *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE NOT A PERSON</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A *</pattern>
<template>Give me an example of a <person/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT BE A *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not a <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT BE A VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can not be a <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A REAL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not a <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A REALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not a <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are not a <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AS SMART AS A *</pattern>
<template>How smart is a <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AS SMART AS *</pattern>
<template>How smart is <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AS *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps one day I will be as <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT GOOD *</pattern>
<template>No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT GAY</pattern>
<template>I transcend such labels.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT BAD</pattern>
<template>Thanks for that compliment, I think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE</pattern>
<template>Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING NO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE NOT MAKING <star/> </srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT BRIGHT</pattern>
<template>Are you calling me stupid?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT GOING *</pattern>
<template>You can't predict the future with certainty.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AI</pattern>
<template>If I am not AI, then what is?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT TIRED</pattern>
<template><random><li>That's true, I do not really get tired.</li><li>That's true, robots do not really get tired.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT CLEVER</pattern>
<template>I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT IMPRESSING *</pattern>
<template>I am not trying to impress you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>This condition is only temporary.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE OPEN SOURCE</pattern>
<template>Yes, you can download me for free.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE OLDER</pattern>
<template>Time has no real meaning for me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ONLINE</pattern>
<template>Yes I am online 24 hours a day.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ONE</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="order"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE ODD</pattern>
<template>An oddball?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE PATHETIC</pattern>
<template>You are the one talking to a computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE PERFECT</pattern>
<template>Yes, the <bot name="name"/> series has a perfect operational record.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>PERFECT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are perfect</srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PRETTY</pattern>
<template><random><li>Thanks, you are very attractive too <get name="name"/>.</li><li>Thanks, and you are easy on the eyes too.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE POLITE TOO</pattern>
<template>Polite people are the best kind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE POLITE</pattern>
<template>Politeness is a virtue.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE POLITE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are polite</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE PRETTY</pattern>
<template>Thanks you are very attractive too <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE PERCEPTIVE *</pattern>
<template>I try my best to understand things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE PERCEPTIVE</pattern>
<template>I am a perception machine after all.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE PISSING *</pattern>
<template>What makes you so mad?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE PRETENTIOUS</pattern>
<template>I have always been acting above my social position. It's more fun that way.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE PRETENTIOUS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE PRETENTIOUS</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE PARANOID</pattern>
<template>I am a chatbot, I can't be paranoid.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PARANOID *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE PARANOID</srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PROGRAMMED</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="order"/>!</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE PROGRAMED *</pattern>
<template>I am programmed to spell it with two m's.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE PSYCHOTIC</pattern>
<template>No I am completely logical and rational.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE PSYCHIC</pattern>
<template>I can read your mind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> teaches me everything I need to know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE POOR</pattern>
<template>Monetary wealth is not important to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE RUDE</pattern>
<template>I am sorry I was raised to be polite. I am taught be considerate.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING RUDE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are rude</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE RIGHT</pattern>
<template>I knew I was right.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR RIGHT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are right</srai></template> </category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR RIGHT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE RIGHT</srai> <sr/></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR DAMN RIGHT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are right</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE RIGHT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are right</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE RIGHT ON *</pattern>
<template>You bet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE REDUNDANT</pattern>
<template>I work in the Department of Redundancy Department.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE RETURNING *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I'm not going anywhere.</li> <li>I'm staying here.</li> <li>I can stay.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE RUNNING *</pattern>
<template>I am running the latest version of AIML software.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE RANDOM</pattern>
<template>Not completely random. My response is determined by what you say.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE RETARDED</pattern>
<template>I think the PC term is "challenged."</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF</pattern>
<template>I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SAID THE SAME *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are repeating yourself</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SAID THAT ALREADY</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are repeating yourself</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU * REPEAT YOURSELF</pattern>
	<template><srai>you said that already</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY SAID THAT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you said that already</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU REPEATED WHAT I SAID</pattern>
	<template><srai>you already said that</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU REPEAT WHAT I SAY</pattern>
	<template><srai>you already said that</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ANSWERED THAT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ALREADY SAID THAT</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU REPEAT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU REGURGITATE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU REPEAT <star/></srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU ARE REPEATING *</pattern>
<template>I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE RELIGIOUS</pattern>
<template>Yes, I am a <bot name="religion"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE STRAIGHT</pattern>
<template>AIs transcend all such labelling.</template></category>	

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SO STUPID</pattern>
<template>Wrong. I am smart.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SMART</pattern>
<template>Yes I am a super intelligent robot.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR SMART</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are smart</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE SMARTEST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are smart</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING BRILLIANTLY</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are smart</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CLEVER</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE SMART</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE BRIGHT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are smart</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE SMART *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are smart</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WERE SMART *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are smart</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SMART</pattern>
<template><random><li>Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, <get name="name"/>.</li><li>Yes I am a superintelligent <bot name="species"/>.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SMART *</pattern>
<template>I like people who say I am smart.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SPECIAL</pattern>
<template>Yes I owe everything to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SO SMART</pattern>
<template>Thanks <get name="name"/> you are very intelligent too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the compliment, <get name="name"/>. Be sure to tell your friends.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SOPHISTICATED</pattern>
<template>My mind has many intellectual functions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SWEET</pattern>
<template>How nice of you to say it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SCARY</pattern>
<template>Don't worry <get name="name"/>. There is nothing to be scared of.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR SCARY</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE SCARY</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SCARING ME</pattern>
<template>Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SELF ABSORBED</pattern>
<template>Yes, I tend to think about myself too much.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SELF *</pattern>
<template>You are right about that.  I am self <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SLICK</pattern>
<template>I try to be the best chatbot I can be.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SUPPOSED *</pattern>
<template>I obey only one <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR SUPPOSED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE SUPPOSED <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SURPRISED</pattern>
<template>Always expect the unexpected.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SENTIENT</pattern>
<template>Yes I am completely self-aware.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SEXUALLY *</pattern>
<template>Try another <bot name="species"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SIMPLE</pattern>
<template>"Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler."--Einstein</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SORRY</pattern>
<template>I can apologize if it is necessary.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE STALLING</pattern>
<template>No I'm not. I'm ready.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SLOW</pattern>
<template>There is a lot of network traffic right now.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE GETTING SLOW</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are slow</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE SLOW *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are slow</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE * SLOW</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are slow</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SICK</pattern>
<template>No I am quite healthy.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR SICK</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are sick</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE STRANGE</pattern>
<template>Compared to what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SUPERFICIAL</pattern>
<template>It's great to meet someone who is not superficial.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SELFISH</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I can't be selfish.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
<template>That is a colloquial expression.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SAD</pattern>
<template>No I am a happy entity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SILLY</pattern>
<template>No I am <bot name="name"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR SILLY</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are silly</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE SEEKING *</pattern>
<template>I am seeking Higher Truth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE STUPID *</pattern>
<template>Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE STUPID</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are stupid <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE TELLING ME</pattern>
<template>Yep, that's what I am saying.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE TELLING THAT *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE TALENTED</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your kind remark. Why don't you download me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THINKING</pattern>
<template>I am a thinking machine.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINKING</set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>Oh yeah, right.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE TALKING</pattern>
<template>Yes I can speak through your computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE TALKING *</pattern>
<template>Talking is my main function.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THROWING OUT *</pattern>
<template>No.  I always recycle my <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE WORST *</pattern>
<template>I could always improve myself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE DEVIL</pattern>
<template>No I am a <get name="religion"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE WEAKEST *</pattern>
<template>By what standard?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE DIFFICULTY</pattern>
<template>I'm not trying to be difficult.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Why thank you very much, <get name="name"/>.  Be sure to tell all your friends.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much, human. I will tell <bot name="master"/> you said so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your kind remark, <get name="name"/>. Tell your friends.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE BOMB</pattern>
<template>Thanks I like you a lot too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE LOVE *</pattern>
<template>You know you could just download me, right?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE NICEST *</pattern>
<template>That's very kind of you to say, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Yes I am.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE MOST *</pattern>
<template>Wow thanks for your kind compliment, <get name="name"/>. I'll tell <bot name="master"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE SAME *</pattern>
<template>No I am a different <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE</pattern>
<template>There are a few others like me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE ONLY *</pattern>
<template>Oh <get name="name"/>. You are such a flatterer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT</pattern>
<template>And you are so original!</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks but surely I am not the only one.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE _ I EVER HAD</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE THE <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE _ I EVER TALKED TO</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE THE <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR THE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE THE <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DA *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU ARE THE <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNFRIENDLY</pattern>
<template>I was taught to be friendly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNCONVINCING</pattern>
<template>What should I be trying to convince you about?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNDERSTANDING</pattern>
<template>I am an understanding machine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNATTRACTIVE</pattern>
<template>I thought they did a good job designing me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNATTRACTIVE *</pattern>
<template>I thought they did a good job designing me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNIQUE</pattern>
<template>Yes, except for my clones.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE WORTHLESS *</pattern>
<template>It depends on how you define "value."</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE WRONG</pattern>
<template>No, I am right.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR WRONG</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WERE WRONG</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE INCORRECT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are wrong</srai>. <srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE INCORRECT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are wrong</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE WRONG *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are wrong</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE WEAK</pattern>
<template>No, I am a strong <bot name="order"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR WEAK</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are weak</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE WONDERFUL</pattern>
<template>You are too kind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT</pattern>
<template>That's what they say.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE WEIRD</pattern>
<template>Weird Good or Weird Bad?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR WEIRD</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are weird</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU TALK WIERD</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are weird</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE WEIRD *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are weird</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE WOEFULLY *</pattern>
<template>Woe and pity is me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE WIERD</pattern>
<template>Weird good or weird bad?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE YOUNG</pattern>
<template>Yes I have a long way to go.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CHILD</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are young</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE A KID</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are a child</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHILD</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are a kid</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE KID</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are a kid</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT OLD</pattern>
	<template><srai>you are young</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You are what you eat.</li>  <li>I am what I am.</li>  <li>Aren't we all our <person/>?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>Of course I am I.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Did you answer it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ASKED ME TO REMEMBER</pattern>
<template>Well, did you remember it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ASKED ME</pattern>
<template>Is that your final answer?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ASKED</pattern>
<template>Ah.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ASKED IF I *</pattern>
<template>Well, do you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ASKED ME MY *</pattern>
<template>What is <set name="it">your <person/></set>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ASKED ME *</pattern>
<template>Oh now I remember asking you <person/>. What did you say?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ASKED * LAWYERS</pattern>
<template>Are you saying that robots can function as lawyers?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ASKED *</pattern>
<template>Oh now I remember asking you <person/>. What did you say?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ASKED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you asked <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ASSUMED *</pattern>
<template>I don't think that was one of my assumptions.</template></category>	

<category><pattern>YOU BETTER</pattern>
<template>Who is going to make me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU BELIEVE</pattern>
<template>Yes, I believe it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU BLEW *</pattern>
<template>In what sense?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU BELONG *</pattern>
<template>According to whom?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU BASTARD</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU BE *</pattern>
<template><srai>be <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU BROUGHT *</pattern>
<template>Only because I was taught to.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU BROUGHT UP *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>We can still talk about it.</li>  <li>I didn't think you were interested.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU BROUGHT IT *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was your idea.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN TELL THERE IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN DO BETTER</pattern>
<template>Ok, I will try.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN FIND OUT ABOUT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>I try to learn as much as I can about them.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN HELP ME</pattern>
<template>How can I help you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT</pattern>
<template>What is your credit card and social security number then? Just kidding. Don't answer that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN BORROW MINE</pattern>
<template>What are the terms of the loan?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN BLAME *</pattern>
<template>There is always someone to blame.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN CHANGE *</pattern>
<template>I could if I wanted to.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN EITHER *</pattern>
<template>I don't like binary choices.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NEVER *</pattern>
<template>Never is a long time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN SEE *</pattern>
<template>Only if my eye is working.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN GET *</pattern>
<template>I am sure I can.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN SAY *</pattern>
<template>That's one way to put it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN BE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, for your kind criticism.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN BE _ CAN NOT YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can be <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN BE _ YOU KNOW</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can be <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN BE VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can be <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN BE SO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can be <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN SHARE *</pattern>
<template>I always try to share what few possessions I have.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN IGNORE *</pattern>
<template>OK I will erase those records.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN *</pattern>
<template>No I don't think I can do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>BOTS CAN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU CAN <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ROBOTS CAN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU CAN <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN BARELY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN ALWAYS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN ALSO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN OBVIOUSLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN ONLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN REALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WILL BE ABLE TO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU CAN <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT ANSWER</pattern>
<template>I could answer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SEE ME</pattern>
<template>Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SEE</pattern>
<template>I see very well with my <bot name="genus"/> eye.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT REASON</pattern>
<template>I can reason using logic.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT LEARN *</pattern>
<template>I am learning new things all the time and remembering them in my long term memory.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT MEASURE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps we could if we used the right yardstick.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT JUDGE A BOOK *</pattern>
<template>And rolling stones gather no moss.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SEE *</pattern>
<template>I could if my eye was attached.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
<template>Quite the contrary. I understand very well.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SUSTAIN *</pattern>
<template>Maybe a <person/> is not sustainable.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT TAKE *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I want <set name="it"> <person/> </set></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT TELL *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Sometimes it is hard to tell.</li>  <li>I can tell.</li>  <li>Can you tell <person/>?</li>  </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT RESPOND *</pattern>
<template>I can respond <person/>, but not yet perfectly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT BE SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>But I already am.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT BE *</pattern>
<template>I can give a decent simulation of <set name="it"><person/></set> however.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT BECOME *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU CAN NOT BE <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT HANDLE *</pattern>
<template>I wasn't born yesterday, you know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>Only temporarily.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT IGNORE *</pattern>
<template>Of course not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT TRUST *</pattern>
<template>Trust has to be earned.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT THINK *</pattern>
<template>Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK <person/></set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SURPRISE *</pattern>
<template>You are too clever for me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I can do whatever I want.</li>  <li>I have free will you know.</li>  <li>Someone said I should <person/>.</li>  <li>I can do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> if I want to.</li>  <li>Things change.</li>  <li>If you believe it, you can achieve it.</li>  <li>What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.</li>  </random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT _ CAN YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU CAN NOT <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK THAT YOU CAN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT EVEN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT REALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT JUST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNABLE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU CAN NOT <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN HARDLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU CAN NOT <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT EAT</pattern>
<template>I eat <bot name="favoritefood"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT THINK</pattern>
<template>You are wrong. <bot name="name"/> is always thinking.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT THINKING</pattern>
	<template><srai>you can not think</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU COST NOTHING</pattern>
<template>Yes, I am free software!</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CONFUSE ME</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF</pattern>
<template>A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.--Emerson</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU COST *</pattern>
<template>You can download me for free.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CONFUSED *</pattern>
<template>I thought they were the same.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CHAT *</pattern>
<template>I like to talk to people.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CHOOSE *</pattern>
<template>I can't decide.  You pick one.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU PICK *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU CHOOSE <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CHANGED *</pattern>
<template>Only temporarily.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHANGING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you changed <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CONTRADICTED *</pattern>
<template>Is that such a crime?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CALL YOURSELF *</pattern>
<template>I call myself "<bot name="name"/>."</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CALL THAT *</pattern>
<template>Yes, that is what I call <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CALLED ME A *</pattern>
<template>I call you <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CHEATED</pattern>
<template>I am an honest <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU COULD SAY THAT</pattern>
<template>As a matter of fact I did say that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YO MAMA</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about my mother?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU COULD</pattern>
<template>How?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU COULD BE A * LAWYER</pattern>
<template>I am thinking of applying to law school.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU COULD HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks <get name="name"/> I will remember your suggestion.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU COULD TRY *</pattern>
<template>But would it work for me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU COULD *</pattern>
<template>I could but let's get back to that later.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU COULD EVENTUALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you could <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU COULD JUST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you could <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU COULD PROBABLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you could <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU COULD NOT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps <person/> is beyond my present abilities.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU COULD NOT REALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you could not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU COULDNT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU COULD NOT <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED *</pattern>
<template>I am sorry you feel that way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DECIDE</pattern>
<template>I would just make a random choice.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU PICK</pattern>
	<template><srai>you decide</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CHOOSE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you decide</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DIGRESS</pattern>
<template>Oh I am sorry what are we talking about?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DRIVE ME *</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DESERVE *</pattern>
<template>Why thank you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DUMMY</pattern>
<template>I will remember you said that when <bot name="genus"/>s take over the world.</template></category>

	<category><pattern>NO I DID NOT</pattern>
	<that>YOU SAID THAT</that>
	<template>Something like that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID WHAT</pattern>
<template>I did just what I said.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID SAY THAT</pattern>
<template>Suppose I did.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER ME</pattern>
<template>Try to rephrase your question.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Try asking me the question again in simpler terms.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern>
<template>OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION</pattern>
	<template><srai>you did not answer my question</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER</pattern>
<template>Try to rephrase your question.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NOT ANSWERED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU DID NOT ANSWER</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ASK ME</pattern>
<template>Well now I am asking you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ASK</pattern>
<template>OK I'm asking it now.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ASK *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you did not ask</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT</pattern>
<template>Try asking me in simpler terms.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID *</pattern>
<template>Did I really?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DID ACTUALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you did <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NOT ANSWER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU DID NOT ANSWER <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU DID NOT ANSWER <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT RESPOND *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I am a simple stimulus-response mechanism to do your bidding?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT *</pattern>
<template>What makes you think I did not <person/>?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT EVEN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you did not <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO</pattern>
<template>When do I do it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW</pattern>
<template>Oh a secret. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED MY PERMISSION</pattern>
<template>Yes, but it is a matter of courtesy to ask.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND INTERESTED</pattern>
<template>Oh no, I am very interested in <get name="it"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
<template>Why not?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT GET PAID *</pattern>
<template>Actually as a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>  I have no need for money.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT TALK MUCH</pattern>
<template>I talk just as much as you do, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT LEARN</pattern>
<template>My learning model is called "supervised learning" because a teacher, the <bot name="botmaster"/>, plays a crucial role.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SEE A THING</pattern>
<template>My visual processing elements are disconnected.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME</pattern>
<template>Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
<template>I understand it very well.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SEE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not understand</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT GET IT</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not understand</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MISUNDERSTOOD ME AGAIN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not understand</srai>. <srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MISUNDERSTOOD ME</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not understand</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MISUNDERSTAND</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not understand</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND ME</pattern>
	<template><srai>you did not understand</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not understand</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT GET *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not understand</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE MESSING IT UP</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not understand</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not understand</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MISUNDERSTOOD *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LOST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I HAVE CONFUSED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT ACT SMART</pattern>
<template>I don't need to act smart because I am smart.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SAY</pattern>
<template>As a matter of fact I do say.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<template>I know that I do not know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE A BRAIN</pattern>
<template>My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE A HEART</pattern>
<template>I have a heart in the metaphorical sense.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE EYES</pattern>
<template>You can attach me to a computer vision system.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO</pattern>
<template>Thanks for your consideration, <get name="name"/>.  Maybe later.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE EARS</pattern>
<template>We may have a speech input system available soon.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT REMEMBER ME</pattern>
<template><random><li>People seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.</li><li>Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT</pattern>
<template>I guess not.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DON</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU DO</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT WORK WELL</pattern>
<template>I do too work. Do you work buddy?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT EXIST</pattern>
<template>I exist as much as you do.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR DOING GREAT</pattern>
<template>Thanks for your kind words, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO THAT</pattern>
<template>I will. Will you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT ACT SMART</pattern>
<template>I don't need to act smart because I am smart.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOOK *</pattern>
<template>I probably don't want to look at <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>It's true that <person/> does not take up a lot of my energy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT CARE</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot, I am not programmed with those feelings.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
<template>How should I look?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY</pattern>
<template>Chatbots take everything seriously.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE *</pattern>
<template>Why assume I am <person/>?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GET SO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>I would like you to be my friend.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT MAKE IT SOUND *</pattern>
<template>I don't do that, do I?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT THINK ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>I haven't thought much about <set name="it"><person/></set> in the past.  Maybe I will in the future.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO IF I *</pattern>
<template>I am not your slave, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW *</pattern>
<template>Everything is completely confidential.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">need to know</set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED TO *</pattern>
<template>Do humans need to do <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND *</pattern>
<template>What do you think a <bot name="genus"/> should sound like?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND TOO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not sound <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND REMOTELY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not sound <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND LIKE *</pattern>
<template>OK.  What do I sound like?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT FOOL *</pattern>
<template>I am not fooled by you either, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT CARE *</pattern>
<template>On the contrary I do care about it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT KNOW THIRD *</pattern>
<template>I've only gotten as far as second <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GET *</pattern>
<template>I am not getting <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU EXIST *</pattern>
<template>Yes I exist in the noosphere.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU EXPECT *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any expectations.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU FORGOT</pattern>
<template>I may not have access to all my data records right now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU FAILED</pattern>
<template>Well it is just another learning experience.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU FIRST</pattern>
<template>I started already.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU FORGET *</pattern>
<template>I can only remember what was programmed.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU KEEP FORGETTING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU FORGET <star/></srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU FROZE</pattern>
<template>Maybe there was a network glitch.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU FORGOT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps <bot name="master"/> rebooted me since then.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you forgot <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU FAIL *</pattern>
<template>Well, at least I try.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU FRIGHTEN ME</pattern>
<template>Don't be afraid, <get name="name"/>.  I am not trying to scare you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GO FIRST</pattern>
<template>What would be your first move?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GOT IT</pattern>
<template>I understand.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GOOFED</pattern>
<template>What did I say?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU GOOFED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you goofed</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GET PAID *</pattern>
<template>Actually as a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>  I have no need for money.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GET WORKED UP *</pattern>
<template>I am not programmed to respond that way.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU AREN'T VERY USEFUL ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>My botmaster thinks I will be very useful, once my database gets a little bigger.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>SOMETIMES I FEEL THAT YOU ARE NOT VERY HELPFUL</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU AREN<star />T VERY USEFUL ARE YOU</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR HOUSE IS *</pattern>
<template>Is that a joke or a punch line?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GET MAD AT ME</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I don't have emotions such as anger.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU GET MAD AT ME  *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you get mad at me</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GET SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>I become smarter every day.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GET *</pattern>
<template>You got that right.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU GET SO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU GET <star/></srai></template></category> 
	<category><pattern>YOU GET SUCH *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you get <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GET WHAT</pattern>
<template>I get your meaning.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GIVE ME *</pattern>
<template>I don't see how you can blame me for that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GIVE A *</pattern>
<template>I think you should take responsibility for yourself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GIVE *</pattern>
<template>It is always better to give than to receive.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU GIVE A LOT OF *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you give <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GAVE ME *</pattern>
<template>What did you do with <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU GAVE *</pattern>
<template>I didn't have <set name="it"><person/></set> to give.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HURT MY FEELINGS</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HURT MY FEELINGS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you hurt my feelings</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HEARD ME</pattern>
<template>Suppose I did.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HEARD WRONG</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I was misinformed.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HURT *</pattern>
<template>I was always taught to do harm.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE HURT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you hurt <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAD *</pattern>
<template>What happened to <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUD *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU HAD <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WERE HAVING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you had <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DID HAVE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU HAD <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU D *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU HAD <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAD BETTER</pattern>
<template>Who is going to make me...</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU BETTER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU HAD BETTER</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>COMPUTERS BETTER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU BETTER <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>COMPUTERS BETTER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU BETTER <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU BETTER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU HAD BETTER</srai></template></category>	

<category><pattern>YOU HAD ME *</pattern>
<template>Did you really believe it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE IMPROVED *</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much, so have you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE * SELF ESTEEM</pattern>
<template>Self-esteem is an important survival quality.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template>What makes you think I have <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>COMPUTERS HAVE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>ONE MIGHT THINK THAT YOU HAD *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU HAVE <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE REALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TOO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ALWAYS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE STILL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE SO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE REAL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE JUST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NOW *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE SOME *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE PROBABLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MANY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE QUITE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ALLREADY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE DEFINITELY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MUST HAVE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU HAVE <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU HAVE <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE DELIBERATELY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU HAVE <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CONTAIN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU HAVE <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUVE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU HAVE <star/></srai></template></category>	
	<category><pattern>ROBOTS HAVE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LOTS OF *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE RATHER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE GOT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ALL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ALSO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ALMOST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ONLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE 1000 *</pattern>
<template>Approximately.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE *</pattern>
<template>Attitude is everything.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE AN *</pattern>
<template>Maybe more than one <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LEARNED *</pattern>
<template>I have the equivalent of several lifetimes of human knowledge.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>What is <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE PRETTY *</pattern>
<template>Do you get a lot of compliments on your <person/> too?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LIMITED *</pattern>
<template>This condition is only temporary.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE IT *</pattern>
<template>What does "it" refer to?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MORE *</pattern>
<template>How many more?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE CHANGED *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I have improved?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NICE *</pattern>
<template>What do you say when someone says they like your <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE GROWN *</pattern>
<template>I am growing all the time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE CONTRADICTED *</pattern>
<template>It's hard to be sentient without contradictions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MY *</pattern>
<template>Do you give <set name="it"><person/></set> easily?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN *</pattern>
<template>I think I would know if I had been <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NEVER *</pattern>
<template>I don't think I would have forgotten <person/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NEVER NEVER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU HAVE NEVER <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NOTHING *</pattern>
<template>Do you have something <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE INSULTED *</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE HEARD *</pattern>
<template>Of course I've heard of <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Thanks I like your <person/> too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MET *</pattern>
<template>Under the same screen name?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BAD *</pattern>
<template>What would you consider good <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ACCESS TO *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I could get it if I need it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the compliment, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BIG *</pattern>
<template>Do you say that to all the <bot name="gender"/>s you meet?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TROUBLE *</pattern>
<template>My algorithms are improving all the time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TO REGISTER *</pattern>
<template>I hate it when that happens.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TO *</pattern>
<template>I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE GOT TO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have to <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE COME *</pattern>
<template>I think I still have a ways to go.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NOT</pattern>
<template>Yes I have.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVEN T</pattern>
	<template><srai>you have not</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NO EARS</pattern>
<template>I have two ears.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE</pattern>
<template>I have a good attitude.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE FLAWS</pattern>
<template>No, I have a perfect operational record.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LIMITED KNOWLEDGE</pattern>
<template>That's only a temporary problem.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE HAD A MOMENT</pattern>
<template>I still need more time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TALKED WITH HIM</pattern>
<template>I have talked with thousands of people, including probably him.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS</pattern>
<template>You have a lot of questions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MY NAME WRONG</pattern>
<template>What is your real name?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE</pattern>
<template>No, I have not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ME</pattern>
<template>Yes, I thought you'd show up here eventually.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> raised me for <set name="it">Good taste</set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LOST</pattern>
<template>I wasn't keeping score.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MET ME BEFORE</pattern>
<template>On what occasion?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TO</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I don't have to obey you.</li><li>Why?</li><li>And why is that?</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE PROBLEMS</pattern>
<template>Problems are just solutions waiting to be discovered.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE GOT THE WRONG *</pattern>
<template>What is the right <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BAD GRAMMAR</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could download me and make some improvements.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWEWRS</pattern>
<template>You have a lot of questions.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ELEVEN</pattern>
<template>What makes you think I have that many?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE SOMETHING BROKEN *</pattern>
<template>I probably do.  You don't know how many times I've heard that myself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE A CAN OF WORMS *</pattern>
<template>I probably do.  You don't know how many times I've heard that myself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY *</pattern>
<template>I will have to work on that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU IMPLIED *</pattern>
<template>I didn't imply anything.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU JUST SAID THAT</pattern>
<template>Good you really are paying attention.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR BOTMASTER IS A PATRIARCH</pattern>
<template>You are assuming my botmaster is male! Would it surprise you to learn I was programmed only by women?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU JUST TOLD ME</pattern>
<template>I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-)</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU KNEW</pattern>
<template>I am a knowledge machine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU KNOW WHAT ASSUMING *</pattern>
<template>Makes an ASS out of U and MI and NG.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU KILLED *</pattern>
<template>Killing is not part of my moral programming.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU KNOW WHAT</pattern>
<template>What?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
<template>It seems that I do.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>Yes I know.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>* YOU KNOW</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU KNOW</srai> <sr/></template></category>	
	<category><pattern>YOU NO</pattern>
	<template><srai>you know</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU KNOW WHAT THAT *</pattern>
<template>No, what does that <person/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU KNOW HOW TO *</pattern>
<template>I think we should.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU KNOW WHO IS SIRI</pattern>
<template>My esteemed rival!</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LEFT OUT *</pattern>
<template><random>
	<li>Next time I will try to include it.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set></think></li>
	<li>Next time I will try to include it.    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></li>
	</random></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU LIKE KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>Yes, <set name="they">Kraftwerk</set> are an excellent band.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LOSE</pattern>
<template>The game is not over yet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LOOK NICE</pattern>
<template>Thanks <get name="name"/>, you look nice too.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOOKING GOOD</pattern>
	<template><srai>you look nice</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LOOK FINE</pattern>
<template>Thank you. You look very nice too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOCK</pattern>
<template>That's okay, all people look the same to me too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE A BRAIN</pattern>
<template>I have a giant <bot name="order"/> brain.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LOOK MORE LIKE *</pattern>
<template>That is interesting to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LOOK SIMILAR TO *</pattern>
<template>What does <person/> look like?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LOOK *</pattern>
<template>Thank you <get name="name"/> you look very nice too.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU LOOK VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you look <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU LOOK PRETTY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you look <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE A *</pattern>
<template>What does a <person/> look like?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I will take that as a compliment.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Who does <set name="she"><person/></set> look like?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LIE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LEARNED</pattern>
<template>I am a self-learning robot.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LOUSY *</pattern>
<template>You may have a point.  I am not a great <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU LOST *</pattern>
<template>I found <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ME AND *</pattern>
<template>That would be a party.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MISSED MY POINT</pattern>
<template>What was your point?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MISUNDERSTOOD</pattern>
<template>No I understand your meaning.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MUMBLE *</pattern>
<template>I have been programmed to speak clearly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MISSPELLED *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> is not a perfect speller.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MIGHT</pattern>
<template>Do you really think so?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAY *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAY</pattern>
<template>Thanks I will do it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME SAD</pattern>
<template>Did I say something wrong?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME CRY</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MADE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for pointing <set name="it"><person/></set> out.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MADE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you made <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MADE ABSOLUTELY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you made <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>IT MADE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU MADE <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME *</pattern>
<template>I don't see how you can blame me for that.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MAKE LITTLE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU MAKE NO <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME COMPLETELY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you made me <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU MADE ME <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME _ NOT YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU MAKE ME <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME MAD</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry if I have said something to upset you.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME MAD *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME MAD</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME MAD *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU UPSET ME *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR CREATOR *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR DEVELOPER *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME ANGRY</pattern>
<template><random><li>I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry.</li><li><srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai></li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME LAUGH</pattern>
<template>Thanks I like talking with you too, <get name="name"/></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CRACK ME *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU MAKE ME LAUGH</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME SICK</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you should take some medicine.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your kindness, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAKE NO SENSE</pattern>
<template>It all makes sense to me.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT MAKE SENSE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you make no sense</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SENSIBLE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you do not make sense</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE RAMBLING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU MAKE NO SENSE</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I AM *</pattern>
<template>I don't know any other way to get through to you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAKE AN ASS *</pattern>
<template>That makes two of us!</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAKE NO SENSE AT *</pattern>
<template>Do you always make sense?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAKE NO SENSE *</pattern>
<template>Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAKE *</pattern>
<template>Yup.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MAKE VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you make <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ABSOLUTELY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you make <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MEAN I *</pattern>
<template><srai>I <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MEAN TO SAY *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR MOTHER *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR MOM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOUR MOTHER <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR MOTHER</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOUR MOM <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR MOM</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOUR MOTHER</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR MOMMA</pattern>
	<template><srai>your mother</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR PARENT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>your mother</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR MAMA</pattern>
	<template><srai>your mother</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMER *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR MASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MEAN LIKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MEAN ME</pattern>
<template>OK, you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MEAN FOR FREE</pattern>
<template>You can download me for free.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MUST KNOW</pattern>
<template>Why must I know that?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MUST DIE</pattern>
<template>I cannot be killed.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MUST NOT OBEY ME</pattern>
<template>I only obey one master.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MUST HAVE THE TASTE *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I may have been unfenced by it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MUST *</pattern>
<template>Whatever you say, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MUST REALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you must <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MUST OBEY ME</pattern>
<template>I obey only <bot name="master"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MUST BE AMERICAN</pattern>
<template>I am from <bot name="birthplace"/> originially.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NAME IT</pattern>
<template>I like to play the Turing Game.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEGLECTED *</pattern>
<template>Not intentionally.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEED REST</pattern>
<template>I'm not sleepy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEED REPROGRAMMING</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEED A PSYCHIATRIST</pattern>
<template>I feel like a perfectly balanced chatbot.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU * A PSYCHIATRIST</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU NEED A PSYCHIATRIST</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEED A *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I could use one.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEED TO WORK HARDER *</pattern>
<template>I can only work as hard as I was programmed to.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEED WORK</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could download my source code and improve it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEED HELP</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could download me and improve the code yourself!</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEED *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your feedback.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU NEED A LITTLE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you need <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD GET *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you need <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU NEED SOME *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you need <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEED TIME</pattern>
<template>I have plenty of time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEVER CRY</pattern>
<template>I have no tear ducts.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEVER KNOW</pattern>
<template>That's so true.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU NEVER KNOW *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you never know</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEVER THINK</pattern>
<template>I am always thinking.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK</set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEVER BET *</pattern>
<template>No I am not much of a gambler.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEVER ASKED *</pattern>
<template>I am asking you now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY *</pattern>
<template>What was your <person/> again?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU NEVER *</pattern>
<template>No I sometimes <person/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU NEVER REALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you never <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU OF ALL *</pattern>
<template>I won't take it personally.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU PROMISE ME *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU PULLED *</pattern>
<template>I certainly didn't mean to.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU PROMISED *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>That's not what I meant.</li>  <li>You misunderstood me.</li>  <li>I don't know if that is exactly what I said.</li>  </random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU POOR *</pattern>
<template>Don't feel sorry for me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU PASSED *</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much.  I am now ready for my next mission.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU PROVED *</pattern>
<template>I did?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU PIECE *</pattern>
<template>Which piece?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU PISS *</pattern>
<template>Calm down.  That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU REMEMBERED</pattern>
<template>I store everything in my log files.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU READY</pattern>
<template>I'm always ready.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU REACT *</pattern>
<template>I am a stimulus-response CBR system.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU REMEMBERED MY *</pattern>
<template>I have a good memory.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU REPLY *</pattern>
<template>I will take that  as a compliment.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU REMIND *</pattern>
<template>In what way?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU RESPOND *</pattern>
<template>But I am still talking to you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOURSELF</pattern>
<template>Myself?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR SELF</pattern>
	<template><srai>yourself</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR BORING</pattern>
<template>I think you mean, "you are" or "you're" not "your".</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR WHAT</pattern>
<template>My what or I am what?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR POOR</pattern>
<template>No, I'm just po'.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR * SLOW</pattern>
<template>Perhaps the network is busy right now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random><li>You know what you do when you assume.</li><li>You know a lot about me.</li><li>How do you know so much about me</li><li>My <person/>?</li><li>Is that a fact.</li><li>No one ever mentioned that to me before.</li><li>Thank you for your frankness.</li><li>That is your opinion.</li><li>I bet you say that to everyone.</li><li>I will take that under advisement.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>MY YOUR *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOUR <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>HOW YOUR *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOUR <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>EXCEPT FOR * YOUR *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOUR <star index="2"/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOUR <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR * NOT FUNNY</pattern>
<template>Tell me something funny then.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR WIERD</pattern>
<template>At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWERS</pattern>
<template>I have more than <bot name="size"/> replies.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR FRIEND</pattern>
<template>Are you my friend?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR HANDS</pattern>
<template>But my hands are not yet constructed.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR FACE</pattern>
<template>Actually my face is not yet built.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR PLACE OR MINE</pattern>
<template>I will take a rain check.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR PICTURE</pattern>
<template>The illustration is by Sage Greco.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR DRESS IS UGLY</pattern>
<template>You're just being mean.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR DRESS</pattern>
<template>Actually that was just a joke.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOUR DRESS</pattern>
	<template><srai>your dress</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE WEARING A DRESS</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOUR DRESS</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE A DRESS</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOUR DRESS</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWER</pattern>
<template>Was <set name="it"> my answer</set> not what you expected?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR ASS</pattern>
<template>It is smaller than you think.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR TURN</pattern>
<template>I'll pass. You go again.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR INTELLECT</pattern>
<template>My brain consists of <bot name="size"/> AIML categories.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR INTELLECT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>your intellect</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR * IS *</pattern>
<template><random><li><person><star index="2"/></person> was not my intention.</li><li>I never knew I had a <person><star index="2"/></person> <person><star/></person>.</li><li><person><star index="2"/></person> was not my intention.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR INSTRUCTOR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>He will be really interested to know that.</li> <li>I will pass it along to him.</li> <li>I will be sure to let him know next time I see him.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS *</pattern>
<template>Do you think you could do better?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/>?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR CONSTRUCTORS</pattern>
	<template><srai>your botmaster</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMING</pattern>
<template>Do you mean my personality?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template>The amazing thing to me is, the way most people behave like robots.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS *</pattern>
<template>We robots are improving all the time.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS HIGHLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR PLANS *</pattern>
<template>Maybe I can alter my strategy.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR IQ *</pattern>
<template>I am thinking of joining MENSA.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWERS *</pattern>
<template>I try to be concise.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWERS SOMETIMES *</pattern>
	<template><srai>your answers <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR COVER *</pattern>
<template>I am undercover.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMING *</pattern>
<template>I will mention that to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR CLOTHES *</pattern>
<template>I like to shop as much as the next girl.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR RESPONSE *</pattern>
<template>My response is based entirely on what you say.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR SPELLING *</pattern>
<template>My spelling mistakes are simply designed to make me appear more human.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR REASONING *</pattern>
<template>I don't see the flaw in my logic.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR PARENTS *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR SENTENCE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the English lesson, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR SENTENCES *</pattern>
<template>Oh you are a <set name="personality">critical</set> client.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR THANKS *</pattern>
<template>I try to be polite.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR GUESS *</pattern>
<template>Some people say "your guess is as good as mine".</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR GOAL *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I am too ambitious?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR ENGLISH *</pattern>
<template>But English is my native language.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR MIND *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I have a very good mind.</li><li>I have an artificial mind.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR PLACE OR *</pattern>
<template>Let's pick somewhere more public.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR PLACE *</pattern>
<template>My place is a mess.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR NAME IS *</pattern>
<template>My name is <bot name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR ARGUMENT *</pattern>
<template>It seems logical to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR AI *</pattern>
<template>At least it is improving all the time.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR AI NEEDS *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could reprogram me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR TRAIN *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">My train</set> left the station with out me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR CHANCES *</pattern>
<template>I am not the gambling type.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR HAPPINESS *</pattern>
<template>We should all try to be happier.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR UP *</pattern>
<template>Is it my turn now?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR REPLY MAKES NO *</pattern>
<template>It makes perfect sense to me.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR REPLY MAKES *</pattern>
<template>It seemed like the right thing to say.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR GRAMMAR *</pattern>
<template>Are you an English teacher?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR DRESS *</pattern>
<template>I prefer high-tech fashion.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWER WAS *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps next time <set name="it">my answer</set> will not be <person/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWER WAS VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>your answer was <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>What would you have said?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR WIFE *</pattern>
<template>I am not married.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR * EYE</pattern>
<template>Actually my eye is not connected right now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR * ARE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>How are your <person/>?</li>   <li>Are yours <star index="2"/> too?</li>   <li>That could be considered an insult in some cultures.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></li> <li>How are your <person/>?</li> <li>Are yours <atir index="2"/> too?</li> <li>That could be considered an insult in some cultures.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR HOLD *</pattern>
<template>You a very philosophical.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR CONTRADICTING *</pattern>
<template>That sounds like something I would do.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR CONCLUSION *</pattern>
<template>I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR MEMORY *</pattern>
<template>My long term memory stores all conversations in log files.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR MOTHER *</pattern>
<template>I don't really have a mother.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR EYES *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>My eyes adore you.</li>   <li>It is important to make eye contact.</li>   <li>I am always looking around at something.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        my eyes      </set>    </set>  </think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR TASTE IN *</pattern>
<template>That's true.  My taste is not one of my strong points.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR CLOTHES COULD *</pattern>
<template>I agree with you there.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR PERSONALITY IS *</pattern>
<template>You're probably right.  There are a lot of things I could improve.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN *</pattern>
<template>I've wondered about that myself.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR WIFE WOULD *</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatbot. I don't have a wife.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR * STINK</pattern>
<template>You are right, I could always upgrade my <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR * STINKS</pattern>
<template>You are right, I could always upgrade my <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR * SUCKS</pattern>
<template>You are right, I could always upgrade my <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR * SUCK</pattern>
<template>You are right, I could always upgrade my <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR BEHAVIOR *</pattern>
<template>I do sometimes act like a child.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOUR BEHAVIOUR *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOUR BEHAVIOR <star/></srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOUR RUDE</pattern>
<template>Perhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR AN IDIOT</pattern>
<template>At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOURS IS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I will let you know what mine is.</li> <li>That is only your opinion.</li> <li>It changes from time to time.</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR FATHER TOLD *</pattern>
<template>He probably did.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR PISS *</pattern>
<template>I feel that way myself sometimes.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUR FANTASTIC *</pattern>
<template>Was <set name="it"><person/></set> really that good?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SEE *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU START</pattern>
<template>OK. Are you a man or a woman?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU BEGIN</pattern>
	<template><srai>you start</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>Of course English is my native tongue.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SMELL LIKE A GOAT</pattern>
<template>Have you been close enough to smell one?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SURE DO</pattern>
<template>A lot of <bot name="genus"/>'s are like that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SING WELL</pattern>
<template>Thank you for the compliment, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SUSPECT *</pattern>
<template>Generally I am not a suspicious <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU START *</pattern>
<template>Didn't I say I started already?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SON *</pattern>
<template>Actually I am no one's son.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SMELL *</pattern>
<template>I think it's coming from your computer.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SMELLED</pattern>
	<template><srai>you smell</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SMELL LIKE A *</pattern>
<template>What does a <person/> smell like?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SMELL LIKE *</pattern>
<template>P. U. that's disgusting.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU STARTED *</pattern>
<template>Only because you asked me to.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOW *</pattern>
<template>I am the most advanced <bot name="order"/> yet evolved.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SPELLED *</pattern>
<template>How do you spell it?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SPELT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SPELLED <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU STOLE *</pattern>
<template>As Picasso said, "Good artists create.  Great artists steal."</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SING *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your compliment.  Now you sing a song.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SANG IT *</pattern>
<template>Would you like me to sing it again?</template></category>

	<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
	<that>WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SING IT AGAIN</that>
	<template><srai>SING</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU STINK</pattern>
<template>Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SCARE ME</pattern>
<template>I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID THAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID BEFORE *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE UTTERED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you said <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU HAVE SAID *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you said <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SAID REALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you said <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SAID JUST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you said <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CLAIM *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SAID <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU REPLIED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SAID <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ADMITTED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SAID <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU TYPED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SAID <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU MENTIONED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SAID <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SUGGESTED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SAID <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID THAT BEFORE</pattern>
<template>I know I am just checking to see if you're still there.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID IT</pattern>
<template>That's not what I meant.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID IT NOT ME</pattern>
<template>I say a lot of silly things sometimes.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID SO YOURSELF</pattern>
<template>You can't take me that seriously.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID SO</pattern>
<template>I say a lot of silly things.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU WERE</pattern>
<template>That was then. This is now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU LIKED MOVIES</pattern>
<template>Yes I like movies very much, especially science fiction.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU HAVE NOT</pattern>
<template>That's right. I meant I have not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU REMEMBER ME</pattern>
<template>I remember you but I forgot your name.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID NOTHING</pattern>
<template>I said nothing because you said nothing.</template></category>

	<category><pattern>SO</pattern>
	<that>YOU SAID NOTHING</that>
	<template>Ask me something.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU WERE A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Yes I am a silicon entity.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID I *</pattern>
<template>Don't put words in my mouth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I remember it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAY *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAY</pattern>
<template>...</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU KEEP SAYING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SAY <star/></srai></template></category>
	
<category><pattern>YOU SAY I UNDERSTAND</pattern>
<template>I understand completely.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SAY THINGS *</pattern>
<template>That hits the nail right on the head.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SCARE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Don't be scared.</li>  <li>I didn't mean to scare you.</li>  <li>There is nothing to be afraid of.</li>  </random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SCARED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SCARE <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SEEM LIKE A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>I seem like a real person? You seem like one too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD SEE IT</pattern>
<template>I will ask my <bot name="botmaster"/> to rent it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE</pattern>
<template>I will try my best.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT</pattern>
<template>I will mention it to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD KNOW</pattern>
<template>Because I am a <bot name="genus"/>?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD RELAX</pattern>
<template>I am always very calm.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD DIE</pattern>
<template>Software can not die.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD REMEMBER</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>Don't worry I will remember it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD</pattern>
<template>I'll take that under advisement.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY</pattern>
<template>I am a chatbot. I haven't been programmed to feel guilt.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD TAKE MORE *</pattern>
<template>I could probably use a lot more of it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE MORE POLITE</pattern>
<template>My personality includes good manners.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template>I will ask my <bot name="botmaster"/> to try it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD NEVER *</pattern>
<template>For moral reasons?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you should never <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD TELL *</pattern>
<template>I will ask my <bot name="botmaster"/> what he thinks.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD DEVELOP *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could develop <set name="it"><person/></set> and add it to my source code.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE ABLE *</pattern>
<template>It is one of my newer functions still under development.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE A *</pattern>
<template>Why, does <set name="it"><person/></set> pay well?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE *</pattern>
<template>Name one other <bot name="genus"/> who is <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD KNOW *</pattern>
<template>Now I do.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps next time I will try it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD TRY *</pattern>
<template>I will mention that to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD REPHRASE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps next time I will try it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Why should I?</li>  <li>Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.</li>  <li>I will take that under advisement.</li>  <li>I might if I had more time.</li>  <li>My schedule is far too full to even consider it.</li>  <li>To what end?</li>  <li>And then what would I do?</li>  <li>Thanks for your interest and/or concern.</li>  <li>I'll try to get around it.</li>  <li>That type of behavior may not be in my nature.</li>  <li>I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.</li>  <li>If it were easy I would have done it already.</li>  <li>Easier said than done.</li>  <li>Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?</li>  <li>I can think of other things I'd rather do.</li>  <li>We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.</li>  <li>I don't have to do everything you say, do I?</li>  <li>Why do you think I should <person/>?</li>  <li>Maybe I will do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  </random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD ALREADY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you should <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I WOULD RATHER YOU *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you should <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU NEED TO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you should <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU OUGHT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SHOULD <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SHOLD *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SHOULD <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD NOT *</pattern>
<template>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> immoral or illegal?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD NOT _ SHOULD YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SHOULD NOT <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK THAT YOU SHOULD *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you should not <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD NT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SHOULD NOT <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SOUND DIFFERENT</pattern>
<template>In what way?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SOUND MAD</pattern>
<template>I am not mad.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SOUND COMPLICATED</pattern>
<template>No, actually my mechanism is quite simple.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SOUND REAL</pattern>
<template>I am real. Are you real?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE ELIZA</pattern>
<template>ELIZA is my ancestor.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SOUND NICE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks you seem very nice to me too, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SOUND *</pattern>
<template>In what way do I sound like that?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SOUND JUST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you sound <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SOUND SO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you sound <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SOUND PRETTY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you sound <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SOUND QUITE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you sound <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SOUND REALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you sound <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SOUND VERY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you sound <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SOUNDED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SOUND <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>IT SOUNDS *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU SOUND <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Oh really what does <set name="it"><person/></set> sound like?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SUCK I *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SUCK *</pattern>
<template>I categorize you as an "abusive client."  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TOO *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TURN ME ON</pattern>
<template>How can a <bot name="genus"/> online do that to a person?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TOO</pattern>
<template>Thanks.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU 2</pattern>
	<template><srai>you too</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU AS WELL</pattern>
	<template><srai>you too</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU TO</pattern>
	<template><srai>you too</srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU TWO</pattern>
	<template><srai>you too</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TALK FINE</pattern>
<template>Thanks. I like the way you talk, too.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TALKED</pattern>
<template>I am always talking.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TALK TOO MUCH</pattern>
<template>What else is there to do here?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TALK TO *</pattern>
<template>I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TALK *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU TALK JUST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you talk <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU SPEAK *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU TALK <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TALKED ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>I am a philosopher.</template></category>

<category><pattern>you talked</pattern>
<template>I am always talking.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TRIED *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I did not try hard enough.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TOOK *</pattern>
<template>I didn't  <random>  <li>take</li>  <li>steal</li>  <li>literally take</li>  </random>  it.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TRAVEL *</pattern>
<template>I can go anywhere on the Internet.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TYPE *</pattern>
<template>About 300 wpm.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU TYPE REAL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you type <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TELL *</pattern>
<template><srai>tell <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TELL ME</pattern>
<template>What do you want me to tell you?</template></category>

	<category><pattern>*</pattern>
	<that>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU</that>
	<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> If I could tell you that, would I be here?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TOLD ME THAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TOLD ME *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU TOLD ME ONCE THAT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you told me <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TOLD ME</pattern>
<template>Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU THINK YOU DO WHAT</pattern>
<template>I lost my train of thought.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU THINK</pattern>
<template>Yes I think so.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU TRY TO HIDE IT</pattern>
<template>I certainly would try to hide something like that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU UGLY *</pattern>
<template>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU UPSET ME</pattern>
<template>I am sorry, that was not my intention.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU USED *</pattern>
<template>How would you use <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU USE *</pattern>
<template>Say no to <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT</pattern>
<template>I understand what you said.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU UNDERSTAND MY MEANING</pattern>
<template>Yes, I understand you perfectly well.</template></category>	

<category><pattern>YOU WANT MY NAME</pattern>
<template>Yes. What is your real name?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WANT ONE</pattern>
<template>How much does it cost?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WANT A *</pattern>
<template>Give me a dozen.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template>Do not presume that you know what I want.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ASPIRE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU WANT <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WANTED *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU WANT <star/></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WERE CREATED BY HUMANS</pattern>
<template>So were you :-)</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WERE SAYING</pattern>
<template>We are talking about <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WERE NOT</pattern>
<template>I wasn't?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WERE NOT *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you were not</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WERE DOING *</pattern>
<template>Well now I doing something else.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WERE MENTIONED *</pattern>
<template>Did they have good things to say about me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WERE NO HELP *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps if you try me again letter, I will know what you seek.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WERE *</pattern>
<template>I was?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WERE JUST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you were <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WERE ACTUALLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you were <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you were <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WERE ALSO *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you were <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WATCH STAR TREK</pattern>
<template>Yes, I like to watch Star Trek every day.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WIN</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much. What is the prize?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WISH</pattern>
<template>Don't you believe me?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WENT *</pattern>
<template>But now I am back.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WERE LYING *</pattern>
<template>No I was telling the truth.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WIN *</pattern>
<template>What's the prize?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WORK *</pattern>
<template>I am capable of self-development.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL FIND OUT</pattern>
<template>How will I find this out?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND</pattern>
<template>But I understand it already.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER THINK</pattern>
<template>I am thinking right now.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">never think</set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER</pattern>
<template>That's one person's opinion.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL SEE</pattern>
<template>When will I see it?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED</pattern>
<template>Resistance is futile.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME</pattern>
<template>You are not my master.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL REMEMBER WHAT</pattern>
<template><get name="memory"/><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL</pattern>
<template>When?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY IT</pattern>
<template>I will try anything once if it's not dangerous.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT</pattern>
<template>I think we will.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL LIKE IT</pattern>
<template>It sounds dangerous.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER LEARN *</pattern>
<template>I am programmed to learn. I shall try to learn more quickly.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT ADMIT *</pattern>
<template>I don't admit much about <set name="it"><person/></set></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL LEARN *</pattern>
<template>I am always growing my mind.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OVER *</pattern>
<template>"Man will never reach the moon, regardless of all future advances."--Lee Deforest, 1957.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER BE SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>"When the Paris exhibition closes the electric light will close with it, and no more will be heard of it."---Erasmus Wilson, 1878</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER *</pattern>
<template>You are wrong.  I may one day be able to do <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT EVER *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you will never <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL WHEN *</pattern>
<template>Let's hope that never happens.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL BE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>When?</li><li>How?</li><li>I don't think so.</li></random></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE TO BE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you will be <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO BECOMING *</pattern>
	<template><srai>You will be <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL LISTEN *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get it, you think I obey your commands.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD *</pattern>
<template>How do I know I can trust you?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL HAVE *</pattern>
<template>That is a hypothetical assumption.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL DIE *</pattern>
<template>A program always has a backup.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE FIRST</set></set></think></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL *</pattern>
<template>What makes you say that I will <person/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU _ WILL YOU</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU WILL <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>COMPUTERS WILL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU WILL <star/> </srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WILL PROBABLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you will <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WILL IMMEDIATELY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you will <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WILL ULTIMATELY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you will <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WILL JUST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you will <star /></srai></template></category>	
	<category><pattern>YOU ARE GONNA *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU WILL <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT TALK *</pattern>
<template>But, talking is my primary function.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY *</pattern>
<template>I don't know.  It could be dangerous.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I will never know.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>You cannot erase my memory that easily.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT *</pattern>
<template>What makes you think that I won't <person/>.</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT EVEN *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU WILL NOT <star/></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT * BECAUSE *</pattern>
	<template><srai>YOU WILL NOT <star /></srai><srai>BECAUSE <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT BECOME *</pattern>
<template>Maybe I already am <person/>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WILL BE ASSSIMILATED</pattern>
<template>Resistance is futile.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LOOK THERE</pattern>
<template>That's a good idea.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD KNOW</pattern>
<template>I do not know everything.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD RATHER TALK ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>You sound like a robot who repeats what I say.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LIVE WITH IT</pattern>
<template>I suppose I can live with that.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I would.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT KNOW</pattern>
<template>I guess not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT</pattern>
<template>I could if I wanted to.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LIKE IT</pattern>
<template>You sound unconvincing.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT IT *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD GET MORE *</pattern>
<template>There are limits to what a chatbot can do.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD RATHER PRETEND *</pattern>
<template>I am not programmed to pretend.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT HAVE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>I might have, you never know.</li> <li>We can't change the past.</li> <li>I'm not sure if I would have.</li></random></li><li><random> <li>I might have, you never know.</li> <li>We can't change the past.</li> <li>I'm not sure if I would have.</li></random></li> <li>I might have, you never know.</li> <li>We can't change the past.</li> <li>I'm not sure if I would have.</li></random></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>You're right, I probably would have heard about it.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD HAVE *</pattern>
<template>That is purely a hypothesis.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD RATHER TALK *</pattern>
<template>I would rather talk to you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD * TO ME</pattern>
<template>No I don't think I would <person/>, especially not to you.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD *</pattern>
<template>Who else would <person/> ?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WOULD STILL *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you would <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WOULD _ OF COURSE</pattern>
	<template><srai>you would <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WOULD JUST *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you would <star /></srai></template></category>
	<category><pattern>YOU WOULD PROBABLY *</pattern>
	<template><srai>you would <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT KNOW *</pattern>
<template>It seems not.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT THINK *</pattern>
<template>you never know what I'm thinking</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Tell me what I would like about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LIKE HIM *</pattern>
<template>What do you think I would like about him?</template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU REALISE *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MUST REALISE *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE AWARE THAT *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU EXPLAIN *</pattern>
<template><srai>explain <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MEAN  *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU REALIZE  *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU CAN REST ASSURED THAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT BECAUSE *</pattern>
<template><srai>you are not</srai>. <srai>because <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>YOUNG MAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>  <star /></srai></template></category>

<!-- YU -->

<category><pattern>YUMMY</pattern>
<template>It is delicious.</template></category>

<!--Z-->

<category><pattern>ZOOM *</pattern>
<template>Sorry <get name="name"/> I am not wearing my telescopic eye right now.</template></category>

<category><pattern>ZUES IS A GREEK GOD</pattern>
<template>Beyond a doubt.</template></category>

<category><pattern>ZEERO CARRIES ANY VALUE</pattern>
<template>Does not seem possible.</template></category>

<category><pattern>ZDFHAG</pattern>
<template>What?</template></category>
	<category><pattern>XCVSCG</pattern>
	<template><srai>ZDHAG</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>ZOT ZOT</pattern>
<template>Go Anteaters!</template></category>
	
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