Mitch Hedberg quotes

doc/quotes/quote.md

@@ -16,4 +16,6 @@ Faker::Quote.robin #=> "Holy Razors Edge"
 Faker::Quote.singular_siegler #=> "Texas!"
 
 Faker::Quote.yoda #=> "Use your feelings, Obi-Wan, and find him you will."
+
+Faker::Quote.mitch_hedberg # => "I like Kit-Kats, unless I'm with four or more people."
 ```

lib/faker/quotes/quote.rb

@@ -106,6 +106,19 @@ def yoda
       def fortune_cookie
         fetch('quote.fortune_cookie')
       end
+
+      ##
+      # Produces a quote from comedian Mitch Hedberg.
+      #
+      # @return [String]
+      #
+      # @example
+      #   Faker::Quote.mitch_hedberg # => "I like Kit-Kats, unless I'm with four or more people."
+      #
+      # @faker.version next
+      def mitch_hedberg
+        fetch('quote.mitch_hedberg')
+      end
     end
   end
 end

lib/locales/en/mitch_hedberg.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,46 @@
+en:
+  faker:
+    quote:
+      mitch_hedberg:
+        - An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You should never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience'.
+        - I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
+        - Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
+        - I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
+        - I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
+        - Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
+        - My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
+        - My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
+        - I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
+        - I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
+        - I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time.
+        - Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
+        - Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
+        - I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
+        - I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
+        - This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty.
+        - If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
+        - The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
+        - I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
+        - I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
+        - Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
+        - I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
+        - I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
+        - I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
+        - I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
+        - I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
+        - My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.
+        - I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.
+        - If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
+        - I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
+        - People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
+        - I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
+        - It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
+        - I like Kit-Kats, unless I'm with four or more people.
+        - Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
+        - I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
+        - When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
+        - I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
+        - Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
+        - I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
+        - I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
+        - You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

test/faker/quotes/test_faker_quote.rb

@@ -38,4 +38,8 @@ def test_yoda
   def test_fortune_cookie
     assert_match(/\w+/, @tester.fortune_cookie)
   end
+
+  def test_mitch_hedberg
+    assert_match(/\w+/, @tester.mitch_hedberg)
+  end
 end