Hey there, fellow human (or bot). I'm Joey — a professional problem-solver, code conjurer, and creative chaos coordinator based in Austin, TX.
By day, I'm a employee at a well know Alphabet Company, untangling gnarly IT messes and mentoring like a caffeinated wizard.
By night, I'm slinging code, crafting cosplay, and building spaces that empower the LGBTQ+ community, kinksters, and neurospicy legends like myself.
- 🖥️ IT Systems & Troubleshooting – 15+ years of "Have you tried turning it off and on again... but smarter."
- 🏠 Homegrown Dev Projects – Budget apps, kink-friendly PWAs, and AI-infused chaos.
- 💀 Creative Mischief – Tattoos, cosplay, horror aesthetics, and DIY madness.
- 🧠 Mental Health Advocate – Surviving CPTSD, BPD, ADHD, and doing it out loud.
- 🏳️🌈 Community Builder – Elevating LGBTQ+ youth, rave fam, and chosen families.
- 🚀 Twist3dKink – A PWA for kinky, queer, and privacy-loving folks. Real-time chat, geolocation, AI moderation, and spooky good UX.
- 💸 Budget Overlord – My own ADHD-friendly budgeting tool (because rent waits for no goblin).
- 🎭 Cosplay Automation – Scripts to streamline pattern scaling, resource tracking, and con prep.
- 🌐 Life Archive Site – My survival story through mental health, EDM, and psychedelics, featuring art, events, and community.
React · Tailwind · Node.js · Docker (selectively) · Rasa · Python · Linux · Bash
Nginx · Certbot · VSCode · AI Integration · Hostinger Stack · Project Management (Chaos Edition)
If you’re into:
- Building tools for neurodivergent minds 🧠
- Supporting queer/kink communities 🏳️⚧️
- Automating the annoying stuff 🤖
- Or just vibing with dark, witchy tech energy 🕯️
Hit me up! I love swapping ideas, troubleshooting weird bugs, and pushing creative boundaries.
- 44 years fabulous.
- 113+ days sober and thriving.
- Guardian of a three-legged cat and one very judgmental dog.
- Captive wildlife permit holder. Yes, really.
- Spooky is a year-round lifestyle.
Email: joey@cultofjoey.com
Website: [Coming Soon]
Instagram: @badkub
"Build systems as resilient as your own survival story." 💀