Reddit Skwisgaarifyer for Chrome
Changes a few words around reddit. Feel free to suggest more changes!
Firefox version here.
WHAT IT DOES: Throws a dice for every text-element on the (reddit) page, and with 5% chance does the following to the text node:
- is/am -> ams
- friend -> pal
- that -> thats
- cool/neat/good -> brutal
- TIL -> Todays I have learneds
- brother -> brother --I MEANS BANDMATE--
- :( -> well maybe I should just KILL MYSELF. would THAT be brutal enough for you??
It then pluralizes 40% of some of the words. Then it throws a dice again, and with 10% chance, if the node ends with a period, it adds " Well, I guess THATS DOABLE." afterwards (i.e. this has less than 0.5% chance of happening, so it's pretty rare. but it's definitely not undoable).