AUTOMATE CALLS TO SHOUTCLOUD FOR YOUR WORDPRESS PLUGINS OR WHATEVER. WHY?
- BECAUSE IT'S NOT WORTH SAYING IF IT'S NOT SAID IN ALL CAPS.
- BECAUSE YOU WANT BLOCKING I/O IN YOUR STRING MANIPULATION.
- BECAUSE CLOUD SERVICES ARE ALWAYS BETTER.
- BECAUSE B2B.
- BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY ALREADY SHOUTING ON REDDIT/HACKER NEWS/4CHAN/WHATEVER ANYWAYS.
I DO NOT RUN SHOUTCLOUD OR MAKE CLAIMS TO IT'S AVAILABILITY. ALL I AM DOING IS MAKING IT EASIER TO YELL A LOT OVER THE INTERNET IN PHP. GO AWAY.
USE COMPOSER!
RUN composer require klaude/shoutcloud:dev-master
. BAM. NOW YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS WEB SCALE.
CALL SHOUTCLOUD\UPCASE()
LIKE IT AIN'T NO THING.
// WAY BETTER THAN STRTOUPPER()!
echo SHOUTCLOUD\UPCASE('hey you guys!');