All databases are garbage

The problem with databases these days is that they promise too much.

DB X is Highly Available. DB Y is eventually consistent.

But they all lie and are actually garbage.

GarbDB is honest

When you use Garb-db, you're never surprised by how it fails because it promises you nothing:

• No promise of availability
• No promise of consistency
• Not distributed
• No Promise of keeping your data

Garb-db is simple to debug

The source code is less than 30 lines, so there are very few possible errors to deal with.