Fixes #8683

[Jarred-Sumner]

What does this PR do?

Fixes #8683
Fixes #12272

How did you verify your code works?

There is a test

[robobun]

❌ @Jarred-Sumner, your commit fd82e3b has 13 failures in #6789:

test/js/node/test/parallel/worker-nested-uncaught.test.js - segmentation fault on 🐧 3.20 x64

test/js/bun/http/bun-serve-static.test.ts - timeout on 🐧 3.20 x64

test/integration/next-pages/test/dev-server.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 3.20 x64-baseline

test/integration/next-pages/test/dev-server.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 3.20 x64

test/js/web/timers/setTimeout.test.js - 1 failing on 🐧 22.04 x64

test/v8/v8.test.ts - 22 failing on 🐧 3.20 aarch64

test/v8/v8.test.ts - 22 failing on 🐧 3.20 x64-baseline

test/v8/v8.test.ts - 22 failing on 🐧 3.20 x64

test/cli/hot/hot.test.ts - timeout on 🐧 22.04 x64

test/cli/hot/hot.test.ts - timeout on 🐧 3.20 x64-baseline

test/cli/hot/hot.test.ts - timeout on 🐧 3.20 x64

test/js/node/test/parallel/fs-watch-recursive-linux-parallel-remove.test.js - 1 failing on 🐧 22.04 x64-baseline

test/js/node/test/parallel/fs-watch-recursive-linux-parallel-remove.test.js - 1 failing on 🐧 22.04 x64

test/js/node/test/parallel/fs-watch-recursive-linux-parallel-remove.test.js - 1 failing on 🐧 3.20 aarch64

test/js/node/test/parallel/fs-watch-recursive-linux-parallel-remove.test.js - 1 failing on 🐧 3.20 x64-baseline

test/js/node/test/parallel/fs-watch-recursive-linux-parallel-remove.test.js - 1 failing on 🐧 3.20 x64

test/js/node/child_process/child_process.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 3.20 aarch64

test/js/node/child_process/child_process.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 3.20 x64-baseline

test/js/node/child_process/child_process.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 3.20 x64

test/cli/install/bun-link.test.ts - 4 failing on 🐧 3.20 aarch64

test/cli/install/bun-link.test.ts - 4 failing on 🐧 3.20 x64-baseline

test/cli/install/bun-link.test.ts - 4 failing on 🐧 3.20 x64

test/integration/next-pages/test/next-build.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 22.04 aarch64

test/integration/next-pages/test/next-build.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 22.04 x64-baseline

test/integration/next-pages/test/next-build.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 22.04 x64

test/js/bun/http/serve.test.ts - 1 failing on 🍎 13 aarch64

test/js/bun/http/serve.test.ts - segmentation fault on 🐧 3.20 aarch64

test/js/bun/http/serve.test.ts - 1 failing on 🍎 14 x64

test/js/bun/http/serve.test.ts - segmentation fault on 🐧 3.20 x64-baseline

test/js/bun/http/serve.test.ts - segmentation fault on 🐧 3.20 x64

test/js/bun/shell/leak.test.ts - 1 failing on 🪟 2019 x64-baseline

test/cli/run/require-cache.test.ts - 1 failing on 🪟 2019 x64-baseline

[7flash]

What's the most straightforward way to switch my application into using this version before its released?

[Jarred-Sumner]

@7flash wait about 30 minutes and then run bun upgrade --canary