Customers have been asking for centuries, Ruairi they say, New Relic is great and all, we have lots of delicious data but when will we be able to play Snake inside a Victory Chart Custom Visualization in a Dashboard while i'm waiting for data to change so I have work to do?
Well today is the day we can finally tweet from the rooftops, close the 1 million + Feature Requests as complete, EOL demotron and see our stock price soar again (in my experience you fall down ladders, but snakes fly you to the moon).
To coincide with New Relic's sponsorship of the BattleSnake coding competition, and just weeks away from celebrating St Patricks deportation of all these beautiful creatures from Ireland, behold Battlesnake Victory Scatter Solitude.
The game is rendered entirely inside a VictoryScatter chart type in a custom viz, and can be played either solo or with many friends or Execs watching on in awe. Honour all the great snakes of our time, Sir Hiss, Kaa, Solid Snake, Snake Plissssskin, Anaconda (sorry J-LO), Bernard the snake from the Britney Spears Slave 4 U video, and Carol Baskin.
Run the following scripts:
npm install
npm start
Visit https://one.newrelic.com/?nerdpacks=local and ✨
If you want to create new artifacts run the following command:
nr1 create
Example:
nr1 create --type nerdlet --name my-nerdlet.