Cards

This page is to give people an easy text-only listing of the cards involved.

If you would like a JSON format of the list, go here.

nodanaonlyzuul/against-humanity is a repository containing plain text questions and answers. The repository also contains a ruby script used to generate questions.txt and answers.txt from cards.json

Base 'Cards Against Humanity' Game

Black Cards (Questions)

• _? There's an app for that.
• Why can't I sleep at night?
• What's that smell?
• I got 99 problems but _ ain't one.
• Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _.
• What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
• Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _.
• It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _.
• During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _.
• Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _.
• And the Academy Award for _ goes to _.
• What's that sound?
• What ended my last relationship?
• MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _.
• I drink to forget _.
• I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _.
• What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
• This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with _.
• What's a girl's best friend?
• TSA guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.
• _. That's how I want to die.
• For my next trick, I will pull _ out of _.
• In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _ for the first time.
• _ is a slippery slope that leads to _.
• What does Dick Cheney prefer?
• Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _ and would like your advice.
• Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _.
• What's the most emo?
• In 1,000 years when paper money is but a distant memory, _ will be our currency.
• What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
• In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _ had really been _ all along.
• A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _.
• _. Becha can't have just one!
• White people like _.
• _. High five, bro.
• Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _.
• BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _.
• In a world ravaged by _, our only solace is _.
• War! What is it good for?
• During sex, I like to think about _.
• What are my parents hiding from me?
• What will always get you laid?
• In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _.
• What did I bring back from Mexico?
• What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
• What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
• How am I maintaining my relationship status?
• _. It's a trap!
• Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical.
• While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _.
• After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _ to the people of Haiti.
• Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _.
• Step 1: _. Step 2: _. Step 3: Profit.
• Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _ stuffed with _.
• But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _.
• What gives me uncontrollable gas?
• What do old people smell like?
• The class field trip was completely ruined by _.
• When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _.
• What's my secret power?
• What's there a ton of in heaven?
• What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
• I never truly understood _ until I encountered _.
• What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
• What helps Obama unwind?
• What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
• _: good to the last drop.
• Why am I sticky?
• What gets better with age?
• _: kid-tested, mother-approved.
• What's the crustiest?
• What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
• Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _.
• Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _.
• Make a haiku.
• I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _.
• Why do I hurt all over?
• What am I giving up for Lent?
• In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _.
• In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _.
• When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _.
• Lifetime® presents _, the story of _.
• When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _.
• When I was tripping on acid, _ turned into _.
• That's right, I killed _. How, you ask? _.
• What's my anti-drug?
• _ + _ = _.
• What never fails to liven up the party?
• What's the new fad diet?
• Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage.

White Cards (Answers)

• Flying sex snakes.
• Michelle Obama's arms.
• German dungeon porn.
• White people.
• Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
• Tasteful sideboob.
• Praying the gay away.
• Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
• MechaHitler.
• Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
• A disappointing birthday party.
• Puppies!
• A windmill full of corpses.
• Guys who don't call.
• Radially-biased SAT questions.
• Dying.
• Steven Hawking talking dirty.
• Being on fire.
• A lifetime of sadness.
• An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
• AIDS
• Same-sex ice dancing.
• Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
• The Rapture.
• Pterodactyl eggs.
• Crippling debt.
• Eugenics.
• Exchanging pleasantries.
• Dying of dysentery.
• Roofies.
• Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
• The forbidden fruit.
• Republicans
• The Big Bang.
• Anal beads.
• Amputees.
• Men.
• Surprise sex!
• Kim Jong-il.
• Concealing a boner
• Agriculture.
• Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
• Making a pouty face.
• A salty surprise.
• The Jews.
• Charisma.
• YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
• Panda sex.
• Taking off your shirt.
• A drive-by shooting.
• Ronald Reagan.
• Morgan Freeman's voice.
• Breaking out into song and dance.
• Jewish fraternities.
• Dead babies.
• Masturbation.
• Hormone injections.
• All-you-can-eat shrimp for .99.
• Incest.
• Scalping.
• Soup that is too hot.
• The Übermensch.
• Nazis.
• Tom Cruise.
• Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
• Edible underpants.
• The Hustle.
• A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
• Figgy pudding.
• Object permanence.
• Consultants.
• Intelligent design.
• Nocturnal emissions.
• Uppercuts.
• Being marginalized.
• The profoundly handicapped.
• Obesiity.
• Chutzpah.
• Unfathomable stupidity.
• Repression.
• Attitude.
• Passable transvestites.
• Party poopers.
• The American Dream
• Child beauty pageants.
• Puberty.
• Testicular torsion.
• The folly of man.
• Nickelback.
• Swooping.
• Goats eating cans.
• The KKK.
• Kamikaze pilots.
• Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
• Adderall™.
• A look-see.
• Doing the right thing.
• The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
• Lactation.
• Pabst Blue Ribbon.
• Powerful thighs.
• Saxophone solos.
• The gays.
• A middle-aged man on roller skates.
• A foul mouth.
• The thing that electrocutes your abs.
• Heteronormativity.
• Cuddling.
• Coat hanger abortions.
• A big hoopla about nothing.
• Boogers.
• A hot mess.
• Raptor attacks.
• My collection of high-tech sex toys.
• Fear itself.
• Bees?
• Getting drunk on mouthwash.
• Sniffing glue.
• Oversized lollipops.
• An icepick lobotomy.
• Being rich.
• Friends with benefits.
• Teaching a robot to love.
• Women's suffrage.
• Me time.
• The heart of a child.
• Smallpox blankets.
• The clitoris.
• John Wilkes Booth.
• The glass ceiling.
• Sarah Palin.
• Sexy pillow fights.
• Yeast.
• Full frontal nudity.
• Parting the Red Sea.
• A Bop It™.
• Michael Jackson.
• Team-building exercises.
• Harry Potter erotica.
• Authentic Mexican cuisine.
• Frolicking.
• Sexting.
• Grandma.
• Not giving a shit about the Third World.
• Licking things to claim them as your own.
• Genghis Khan.
• The hardworking Mexican.
• RoboCop.
• My relationship status.
• Scrubbing under the folds.
• Porn Stars.
• Horse meat.
• Sunshine and rainbows.
• Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
• Barack Obama.
• Spontaneous human combustion.
• Natural selection.
• Mouth herpes.
• Flash flooding.
• Goblins.
• A monkey smoking a cigar.
• Spectacular abs.
• A good sniff.
• Wiping her butt.
• The Three-Fifths compromise.
• Pedophiles.
• Doin' it in the butt.
• Being fabulous.
• Mathletes.
• Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
• Nipple blades.
• An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
• A bag of magic beans.
• Vigorous jazz hands.
• A defective condom.
• Skeletor.
• Vikings.
• Leaving an awkward voicemail.
• Teenage pregnancy.
• Dead parents.
• Hot cheese.
• My sex life.
• A mopey zoo lion.
• Assless chaps.
• Riding off into the sunset.
• Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
• Sweet, sweet vengeance.
• Genital piercings.
• Keg stands.
• Darth Vader.
• Viagra®.
• Necrophilia.
• A really cool hat.
• Toni Morrison's vagina.
• An Oedipus complex.
• The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.
• Preteens.
• Dick fingers.
• A cooler full of organs.
• Shapeshifters.
• The Care Bear Stare.
• Erectile dysfunction.
• Keanu Reeves.
• The Virginia Tech Massacre.
• The Underground Railroad.
• The chronic.
• Queefing.
• Heartwarming orphans.
• A thermonuclear detonation.
• Cheating in the Special Olympics.
• Tangled Slinkys.
• A moment of silence.
• Civilian casualties.
• Catapults.
• Sharing needles.
• Ethnic cleansing.
• Emotions.
• Children on leashes.
• Balls.
• Homeless people.
• Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
• Old-people smell.
• Farting and walking away.
• The inevitable heat death of the universe.
• The violation of our most basic human rights.
• Fingering.
• The placenta.
• The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
• Leprosy.
• Sperm whales.
• Multiple stab wounds.
• Flightless birds.
• Grave robbing.
• Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
• Oompa-Loompas.
• A murder most foul.
• Tentacle porn.
• Daddy issues.
• Bill Nye the Science Guy.
• Peeing a little bit.
• The miracle of childbirth.
• "Tweeting."
• Another goddamn vampire movie.
• Britney Spears at 55.
• New Age music.
• The Make-A-Wish® Foundation.
• Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
• Active listening.
• Nicolas Cage.
• 72 virgins.
• Stranger danger.
• Hope.
• A gassy antelope.
• BATMAN!!!
• Chivalry.
• Passing a kidney stone.
• Black people.
• Natalie Portman.
• A mime having a stroke.
• Classist undertones.
• Sean Penn.
• A mating display.
• The Holy Bible.
• Hot Pockets®.
• A sad handjob.
• Pulling out.
• Serfdom.
• Pixelated bukkake.
• Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
• Jew-fros.
• Waiting 'til marriage.
• Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein.
• The World of Warcraft.
• Lunchables™.
• The Kool-Aid Man.
• The Trail of Tears.
• Self-loathing.
• A falcon with a cap on its head.
• Historically black colleges.
• Not reciprocating oral sex.
• Global warming.
• Ghosts.
• World peace.
• A can of whoop-ass.
• The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
• A zesty breakfast burrito.
• Switching to Geico®.
• Aaron Burr.
• Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
• Land mines.
• Former President George W. Bush.
• Geese.
• Mutually-assured destruction.
• College.
• Date rape.
• Bling.
• A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
• A time travel paradox.
• Seppuku.
• Poor life choices.
• Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
• Italians.
• GoGurt®.
• Finger painting.
• Robert Downey, Jr.
• My soul.
• Smegma.
• Embryonic stem cells.
• The South.
• Christopher Walken.
• Gloryholes.
• Pretending to care.
• Public ridicule.
• A tiny horse.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• A stray pube.
• Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
• Child abuse.
• Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
• Menstruation.
• A sassy black woman.
• Re-gifting.
• Penis envy.
• A sausage festival.
• Getting really high.
• Drinking alone.
• Too much hair gel.
• Hulk Hogan.
• Overcompensation.
• Foreskin.
• Free samples.
• Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
• Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
• Whipping it out.
• A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
• Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
• Half-assed foreplay.
• Dental dams.
• Being a dick to children.
• Famine.
• Chainsaws for hands.
• A gypsy curse.
• AXE Body Spray.
• The Force.
• Explosions.
• Cybernetic enhancements.
• Customer service representatives.
• White privilege.
• Gandhi.
• Road head.
• God.
• Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
• 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
• Judge Judy.
• The Little Engine That Could.
• Altar boys.
• Mr. Clean, right behind you.
• Vehicular manslaughter.
• Dwarf tossing.
• Friction.
• Lady Gaga.
• Scientology.
• Justin Bieber.
• A death ray.
• Vigilante justice.
• The Pope.
• A sea of troubles.
• Alcoholism.
• Poor people.
• A fetus.
• Women in yogurt commercials.
• Exactly what you'd expect.
• Flesh-eating bacteria.
• My genitals.
• A balanced breakfast.
• Dick Cheney.
• Lockjaw.
• Natural male enhancement.
• Take-backsies.
• Winking at old people.
• Opposable thumbs.
• Flying sex snakes.
• Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
• Inappropriate yodeling.
• Golden showers.
• Racism.
• Copping a feel.
• Auschwitz.
• Elderly Japanese men.
• Raping and pillaging.
• Kids with ass cancer.
• Pictures of boobs.
• The homosexual agenda.
• A homoerotic volleyball montage.
• Sexual tension.
• Hurricane Katrina.
• Fiery poops.
• Science.
• Dry heaving.
• Cards Against Humanity.
• Fancy Feast®.
• A bleached asshole.
• Lumberjack fantasies.
• American Gladiators.
• Autocannibalism.
• Sean Connery.
• William Shatner.
• Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
• An asymmetric boob job.
• Centaurs.
• A micropenis.
• Asians who aren't good at math.
• The milk man.
• Waterboarding.
• Wifely duties.
• Loose lips.
• The Blood of Christ.
• Actually taking candy from a baby.
• The token minority.
• Jibber-jabber.
• A brain tumor.
• Bingeing and purging.
• A clandestine butt scratch.
• The Chinese gymnastics team.
• Prancing.
• The Hamburglar.
• Police brutality.
• Man meat.
• Forgetting the Alamo.
• Eating the last known bison.
• Crystal meth.
• Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
• My inner demons.
• Third base.
• Soiling oneself.
• Laying an egg.
• Giving 110%.
• Hot people.
• Friendly fire.
• Count Chocula.
• Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
• Estrogen.
• My vagina.
• Kanye West.
• A robust mongoloid.
• The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
• The true meaning of Christmas.
• Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
• An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
• Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
• The Amish.
• The terrorists.
• When you fart and a little bit comes out.
• Pooping back and forth. Forever.
• Friends who eat all the snacks.
• Cockfights.
• Bitches.
• Seduction.

'Cards Against Humantiy' Expansion 1

Black Cards (Questions)

• My plan for world domination begins with _.
• The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _.
• Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _.
• In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _.
• Science will never explain _.
• When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _.
• I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _.
• In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _.
• An international tribunal has found _ guilty of _.
• The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _ is a basic human right.
• In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _.
• What's the gift that keeps on giving?
• Next season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _ and his wits.
• When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
• In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline.
• In a pinch, _ can be a suitable substitute for _.
• What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
• Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _ against _.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _.
• What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?

White Cards (Answers)

• A big black dick.
• A beached whale.
• A bloody pacifier.
• A crappy little hand.
• A low standard of living.
• A nuanced critique.
• Panty raids.
• A passionate Latino lover.
• A rival dojo.
• A web of lies.
• A woman scorned.
• Clams.
• Apologizing.
• A plunger to the face.
• Neil Patrick Harris.
• Beating your wives.
• Being a dinosaur.
• Shaft.
• Bosnian chicken farmers.
• Nubile slave boys.
• Carnies.
• Coughing into a vagina.
• Suicidal thoughts.
• The ooze.
• Deflowering the princess.
• Dorito breath.
• Eating an albino.
• Enormous Scandinavian women.
• Fabricating statistics.
• Finding a skeleton.
• Gandalf.
• Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
• George Clooney's musk.
• Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
• Getting in her pants, politely.
• Gladiatorial combat.
• Clenched butt cheeks.
• Hipsters.
• Historical revisionism.
• Insatiable bloodlust.
• Jafar.
• Jean-Claude Van Damme.
• Just the tip.
• Mad hacky-sack skills.
• Leveling up.
• Literally eating shit.
• making the penises kiss.
• 24-hour media coverage.
• Medieval Times© Dinner & Tournament.
• Moral ambiguity.
• My machete.
• One thousand Slim Jims.
• Ominous background music.
• Overpowering your father.
• Stockholm Syndrome.
• Quiche.
• Quivering jowls.
• Revenge fucking.
• Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
• Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
• Santa Claus.
• Scrotum tickling.
• Sexual humiliation.
• Sexy Siamese twins.
• Saliva.
• Space muffins.
• Statistically validated stereotypes.
• Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
• The boners of the elderly.
• The economy.
• Syphilitic insanity.
• The Gulags.
• The harsh light of day.
• The hiccups.
• The shambling corpse of Larry King.
• The four arms of Vishnu.
• Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
• Tripping balls.
• Words, words, words.
• Zeus's sexual appetites.

'Cards Against Humanity' Expansion 2

Black Cards (Questions)

• During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _.
• _ would be woefully incomplete without _.
• My new favorite porn star is Joey "_" McGee.
• Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _.
• This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _.
• In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _.
• The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _, and acceptance.
• My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found .com/.
• I went from _ to _, all thanks to _.
• Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _.
• This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _ into the bedroom."
• Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _.
• If God didn't want us to enjoy _, he wouldn't have given us _.
• My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _.
• After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on "More _!"
• I spent my whole life working toward _, only to have it ruined by _.
• Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _.
• Only two things in life are certain: death and _.
• Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for _.
• The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _.
• The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is _.
• Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _.
• Before _, all we had was _.
• Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _ could kill you.
• You haven't truly lived until you've experienced _ and _ at the same time.

White Cards (Answers)

• A bigger, blacker dick.
• The mere concept of Applebee's®.
• A sad fat dragon with no friends.
• Catastrophic urethral trauma.
• Hillary Clinton's death stare.
• Existing.
• A pinata full of scorpions.
• Mooing.
• Swiftly achieving orgasm.
• Daddy's belt.
• Double penetration.
• Weapons-grade plutonium.
• Some really fucked-up shit.
• Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife.
• Rising from the grave.
• The mixing of the races.
• Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.
• Scrotal frostbite.
• All of this blood.
• Loki, the trickster god.
• Whining like a little bitch.
• Pumping out a baby every nine months.
• Tongue.
• Finding Waldo.
• Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots.
• Wearing an octopus for a hat.
• An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea.
• Living in a trashcan.
• The corporations.
• A magic hippie love cloud.
• Fuck Mountain.
• Survivor's guilt.
• Me.
• Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group.
• Jeff Goldblum.
• Making a friend.
• A soulful rendition of "Ol' Man River."
• Intimacy problems.
• A sweath, panting leather daddy.
• Spring break!
• Being awesome at sex.
• Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends."
• Another shot of morphine.
• Beefin' over turf.
• A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles.
• Bullshit.
• The Google.
• Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game®.
• The new Radiohead album.
• An army of skeletons.
• A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.
• Mild autism.
• Nunchuck moves.
• Whipping a disobedient slave.
• An ether-soaked rag.
• A sweet spaceship.
• A 55-gallon drum of lube.
• Special musical guest, Cher.
• The human body.
• Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.
• The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney.
• Tiny nipples.
• Power.
• Oncoming traffic.
• A dollop of sour cream.
• A slightly shittier parallel universe.
• My first kill.
• Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content.
• Fetal alcohol syndrome.
• The day the birds attacked.
• One Ring to rule them all.
• Grandpa's ashes.
• Basic human decency.
• A Burmese tiger pit.
• Death by Steven Seagal

'Cards Against Humanity' XMAS 2012 Expansion

Black Cards (Questions)

• After blacking out during New year's Eve, I was awoken by _.
• This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of _ to save Christmas.
• Jesus is _.
• Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about _.
• What keeps me warm during the cold, cold, winter?
• On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and _.
• Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by seculare liberals and their _.

White Cards (Answers)

• Santa's heavy sack.
• Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar.
• Another shitty year.
• Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about.
• A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw.
• Elf cum.
• The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card.
• Taking down Santa witch a surface-to-air missile.
• Socks.
• Pretending to be happy.
• Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.
• The Star Wars Holiday Special.
• My hot cousin.
• Mall Santa.
• Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant.
• A Hungry-Man™ Frozen Christmas Dinner for one.
• Gift-wrapping a live hamster.
• Space Jam on VHS.
• Immaculate conception.
• Fucking up 'Silent Night' in front of 300 parents.
• A visually arresting turtleneck.
• A toxic family environment.

Grognards Expansion Pack

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Weeaboo Expansion Pack

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