1.1 i still have caffeine in my system fuck you all

README.md

@@ -57,6 +57,13 @@ See [Configuration Reference](https://cli.vuejs.org/config/).
 
 # Version Logs
 
+1.1
+
+-   You bitches think im finished with the whole caffeine already? hell no bitch it's still sunday fundayyyyy and its 10pm
+-	Updated more dialogues and pop culture reference spellings
+-	UI improvements
+-	I hate content scraping
+
 1.0.2
 
 -   Slightly more Christian Slater slander.

package.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "ghost-stories-dub-ipsum-generator",
-	"version": "1.0.2",
+	"version": "1.1.0",
 	"private": true,
 	"author": "Sam Zabala",
 	"license": "eh",

public/dialogues.json

@@ -51,6 +51,10 @@
 		"text": "Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior? No, I'm Jewish.",
 		"severity": 0
 	},
+	{
+		"text": "Hey, isn't that the statue of Kinjiro Ninomiya?",
+		"severity": 1
+	},
 	{
 		"text": "Ass.",
 		"severity": 2
@@ -59,6 +63,10 @@
 		"text": "Our Father in Heaven, hallowed by Thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in…",
 		"severity": 3
 	},
+	{
+		"text": "Hey, Hardy boy, let's just get outta here.",
+		"severity": 1
+	},
 	{
 		"text": "I don't care about your cat, he's probably dead.",
 		"severity": 1
@@ -1574,6 +1582,10 @@
 		"text": "Do you guys think maybe the rain made Babasare go away? Answer me. Yeah, just like Signs.",
 		"severity": 1
 	},
+	{
+		"text": "They're heeerrrreeee!",
+		"severity": 1
+	},
 	{
 		"text": "Back! Evil Spirit, begone!",
 		"severity": 1
@@ -2151,7 +2163,7 @@
 		"severity": 2
 	},
 	{
-		"text": "Bad internet dreams. I'm being punished for all those hours online.",
+		"text": "Instead, I'm in a field of dreams! Bad internet dreams. I'm being punished for all those hours online.",
 		"severity": 1
 	},
 	{
@@ -2827,11 +2839,7 @@
 		"severity": 1
 	},
 	{
-		"text": "God, can you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?",
-		"severity": 3
-	},
-	{
-		"text": "You just wait, when that wonderful president finishes stacking the Supreme Court, we won't have to!",
+		"text": "God, can you go bomb an abortion clinic or something? You just wait, when that wonderful president finishes stacking the Supreme Court, we won't have to!",
 		"severity": 3
 	},
 	{
@@ -3022,6 +3030,10 @@
 		"text": "My results came back negative. I was clean. And then… Yep! Would'ncha know… BA-YAM!",
 		"severity": 0
 	},
+	{
+		"text": "And I missed E!",
+		"severity": 1
+	},
 	{
 		"text": "He's negative and then gets hit by a semi? Where is God?",
 		"severity": 1
@@ -3695,7 +3707,7 @@
 		"severity": 1
 	},
 	{
-		"text": "Floating Florence Nightingale here, she's only coming to give you a little message. Don't feel bad about bailin' on Mommie Dearest.",
+		"text": "Floating Florence Nightingale here, she's only coming to give you a little message. Don't feel bad about bailin' on Mommy Dearest.",
 		"severity": 1
 	},
 	{
@@ -3874,6 +3886,10 @@
 		"text": "Short Bus is right!",
 		"severity": 3
 	},
+	{
+		"text": "Someone call Artforum.",
+		"severity": 1
+	},
 	{
 		"text": "Does this mean that what's happening in real life is going to show up in Satsuki's painting?! Could you draw me getting a nice Jewish girl and a lap dance?!",
 		"severity": 2
@@ -4870,6 +4886,10 @@
 		"text": "Keiichirou, move your butt. We'll be late.",
 		"severity": 1
 	},
+	{
+		"text": "I heard he got this really awful copper crotch rocket. And one day when he was out on a road trip, he got abducted by some gay Hell's Angels and was Never Seen Again.",
+		"severity": 1
+	},
 	{
 		"text": "Have you men noticed? How huge my box looks in these new uniforms? Well, that's nice to know.",
 		"severity": 1
@@ -4959,7 +4979,7 @@
 		"severity": 3
 	},
 	{
-		"text": "Where is your right-wing Christianity? You have to help us. For the gipper!!",
+		"text": "Where is your right-wing Christianity? You have to help us. For the Gipper!!",
 		"severity": 3
 	},
 	{
@@ -5187,7 +5207,7 @@
 		"severity": 1
 	},
 	{
-		"text": "Just a moment, please Bob Vila.",
+		"text": "Just a moment, please Bob Villa.",
 		"severity": 1
 	},
 	{
@@ -6130,6 +6150,10 @@
 		"text": "So you're telling me that you haven't even seen the report? I… I just can't believe this. I mean… I mean, a woman's fiancé is dead! Dead, Charles. B-but… Nanc… DEAD! Now I have seen some rampant incompetence in my days as a successful litigator, but never, never have I seen this level of inanity. Do you have nothing to say? Nothin' to say to that girl's mother? I'm outta patience! And I'm all out of time. Goodnight, Friend.",
 		"severity": 1
 	},
+	{
+		"text": "Please stay tuned for probably the hottest homosexual newscaster on the planet, my friend, Anderson Cooper.",
+		"severity": 0
+	},
 	{
 		"text": "What would Nancy Grace make of this?!",
 		"severity": 1
@@ -6520,7 +6544,7 @@
 	},
 	{
 		"text": "Misono… Aya… Chow Yun Phat? Keiichirou Sob™. What are you doing here? With knives? Coming closer? To me?",
-		"severity": 3
+		"severity": 1
 	},
 	{
 		"text": "Put her down! I'll hit you in the nuts! Good suggestion.",
@@ -6694,6 +6718,14 @@
 		"text": "Hey, stupid! The Taco Bell!",
 		"severity": 0
 	},
+	{
+		"text": "Well it's not Krakatoa, ya stupid Chaleria. That's my power!",
+		"severity": 1
+	},
+	{
+		"text": "Game over. Game over, man. Hey, girlie, my eyes are up here.",
+		"severity": 1
+	},
 	{
 		"text": "Why am I doing this? It's not faithful to my character arc. Oh well, I'm getting paid for this, just better read the script. It's a living. Hiss!",
 		"severity": 0

src/App.vue

@@ -62,8 +62,6 @@ export default {
 			this.severity = shits.severity;
 			this.isolateSeverity = shits.isolateSeverity;
 			this.forceUpdate = shits.forceUpdate;
-
-			this.$root.$emit('render-shits');
 		},
 	},
 };

src/scss/_root.scss

@@ -10,9 +10,9 @@
 	--c-bg-alt: #f8cb73;
 	--c-fg: #242428;
 	--c-fg-alt: #414167;
-	--col-num: 12;
+	--col-num: 14;
 
-	@media (min-width: 1280px) {
-		--side-col: 3;
+	@media (min-width: 1200px) {
+		--side-col: 4;
 	}
 }

src/scss/_scaffolding.scss

@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ body {
 		hyphens: auto;
 	}
 
-	@media (min-width: 1280px) {
+	@media (min-width: 1200px) {
 		background-image:
 			// repeating-linear-gradient(
 			// 	to right,
@@ -354,6 +354,7 @@ label {
 	font-style: italic;
 	text-align: right;
 	margin-top: 0.5em;
+	font-size: .875em;
 
 	&-error {
 		color: var(--c-primary);

src/scss/_template.scss

@@ -99,15 +99,15 @@
 			height: var(--block-pad);
 			border-top-left-radius: inherit;
 			border-top-right-radius: inherit;
-			background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, var(--c-fg-alt) 20%, transparent 100%);
+			background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, var(--c-fg-alt) 5%, transparent 100%);
 		}
 
 		&:after {
 			bottom: 0;
 			height: calc(var(--block-pad) * 2);
 			border-bottom-left-radius: inherit;
 			border-bottom-right-radius: inherit;
-			background-image: linear-gradient(to top, var(--c-fg-alt) 40%, transparent 100%);
+			background-image: linear-gradient(to top, var(--c-fg-alt) 5%, transparent calc(100% - 2rem));
 		}
 
 		.info-shits {
@@ -133,7 +133,7 @@
 			font-size: 2rem;
 		}
 	}
-	@media (min-width: 1280px) {
+	@media (min-width: 1200px) {
 		&-blocks {
 			grid-template-columns: calc(100% * (var(--side-col) / (var(--col-num) - 2))) 1fr;
 			grid-template-rows: auto 1fr;
@@ -170,7 +170,7 @@
 			// }
 
 			.info-shits {
-				max-width: 26rem;
+				max-width: 30rem;
 			}
 		}