Removed duplicate fortunes.

See:

#104

(thanks to @inguin )

fortune-mod/datfiles/computers

@@ -1106,13 +1106,6 @@ enormous amount of hard work.  But, a certain amount of unpredictable
 and often unrepeatable inspiration is what usually makes the difference
 between adequacy and excellence.
 %
-Creating computer software is always a demanding and painstaking
-process -- an exercise in logic, clear expression, and almost fanatical
-attention to detail.  It requires intelligence, dedication, and an
-enormous amount of hard work.  But, a certain amount of unpredictable
-and often unrepeatable inspiration is what usually makes the difference
-between adequacy and excellence.
-%
 %DCL-MEM-BAD, bad memory
 VMS-F-PDGERS, pudding between the ears
 %

fortune-mod/datfiles/cookie

@@ -94,10 +94,6 @@ The life of a repo man is always intense.
 %
 If you're not careful, you're going to catch something.
 %
-That's the thing about people who think they hate computers.  What they
-really hate is lousy programmers.
-		-- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle in "Oath of Fealty"
-%
 Wherever you go...There you are.
 		-- Buckaroo Banzai
 %
@@ -376,14 +372,6 @@ Do not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging.
 Do not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging.
 Don't have aesthetic convulsions when using them, either.
 %
-As the system comes up, the component builders will from time to time appear,
-bearing hot new versions of their pieces -- faster, smaller, more complete,
-or putatively less buggy.  The replacement of a working component by a new
-version requires the same systematic testing procedure that adding a new
-component does, although it should require less time, for more complete and
-efficient test cases will usually be available.
-		-- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month"
-%
 Each team building another component has been using the most recent tested
 version of the integrated system as a test bed for debugging its piece.  Their
 work will be set back by having that test bed change under them.  Of course it
@@ -711,8 +699,6 @@ On a clear disk you can seek forever.
 %
 The world is coming to an end--save your buffers!
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-grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.
-%
 It is your destiny.
 		-- Darth Vader
 %
@@ -1945,17 +1931,6 @@ reptile and not very much of a bird."
 You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape.
 		-- Ellyn Mustard
 %
-"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God but to
- create him."
- -Arthur C. Clarke
-%
-"Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity?"
- -Ronald Reagan
-%
-"There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things
- we don't know yet."
- -Ambrose Bierce
-%
 The Middle East is certainly the nexus of turmoil for a long time to come --
 with shifting players, but the same game: upheaval.  I think we will be
 confronting militant Islam -- particularly fallout from the Iranian
@@ -4725,9 +4700,6 @@ the exact opposite."
 dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side."
 		-- Frank Zappa
 %
-"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass."
-		-- Cal Keegan
-%
 "Let me guess, Ed.  Pentescostal, right?"
 		-- Starcap'n Ra, ra@asuvax.asu.edu
 
@@ -5250,13 +5222,6 @@ safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
 "It's what you learn after you know it all that counts."
 		-- John Wooden
 %
-#define BITCOUNT(x)	(((BX_(x)+(BX_(x)>>4)) & 0x0F0F0F0F) % 255)
-#define  BX_(x)		((x) - (((x)>>1)&0x77777777)			\
-			     - (((x)>>2)&0x33333333)			\
-			     - (((x)>>3)&0x11111111))
-
-		-- really weird C code to count the number of bits in a word
-%
 "If you can write a nation's stories, you needn't worry about who makes its
  laws.  Today, television tells most of the stories to most of the people
  most of the time."
@@ -5500,11 +5465,6 @@ I tell 'em to pick two and call me back.
  other causes combined."
 		-- Fred Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man Month_
 %
-panic: kernel trap (ignored)
-%
-"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile."
-		-- Karl Lehenbauer
-%
 "Remember, extremism in the nondefense of moderation is not a virtue."
 		-- Peter Neumann, about usenet
 %
@@ -5521,9 +5481,6 @@ panic: kernel trap (ignored)
 "If you can, help others.  If you can't, at least don't hurt others."
 		-- the Dalai Lama
 %
-To the systems programmer, users and applications serve only to provide a
-test load.
-%
 "Just think, with VLSI we can have 100 ENIACS on a chip!"
 		-- Alan Perlis
 %
@@ -5699,9 +5656,6 @@ and crankshaft are missing...
 It's always sad when the fleas leave, because that means your dog is dead.
 		-- Wesley T. Williams
 %
-It's always sad when the fleas leave, because that means your dog is dead.
-		-- Wesley T. Williams
-%
 You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common:
 they don’t alter their views to fit the facts; they alter the facts to fit
 their views.

fortune-mod/datfiles/food

@@ -824,12 +824,6 @@ Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic?  It's quite uncanny.
 %
 Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
 %
-Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the
-way he did.  In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an
-indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less
-important to him than his table or his white robe.
-		-- Stefan Zweigs, Biography of Balzac
-%
 Without ice cream, life and fame are meaningless.
 %
 You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting

fortune-mod/datfiles/goedel

@@ -114,8 +114,6 @@ Ignore previous fortune.
 %
 In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking?
 %
-(null cookie; hope that's ok)
-%
 Oatmeal raisin.
 %
 Oreo.

fortune-mod/datfiles/humorists

@@ -778,8 +778,6 @@ God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.
 Nirvana?  That's the place where the powers that be and their friends hang out.
 		-- Zonker Harris
 %
-NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
-%
 Now is the time for all good men to come to.
 		-- Walt Kelly
 %

fortune-mod/datfiles/knghtbrd

@@ -1032,8 +1032,6 @@ Steal this tagline.  I did.
 <Mercury> emacs sucks, literally, not a insult, just a comment that its
           large enough to have a noticeable gravitational pull...
 %
-As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
-%
 * Knghtbrd assigns 3 to Chris
 * variable wonders who else is named chris besides me
 <Knghtbrd> variable - you.  =>

fortune-mod/datfiles/linux

@@ -1164,8 +1164,6 @@ And formatted so it's a little easier to read:
 %
 If a 'train station' is where a train stops, what's a 'workstation'?
 %
-Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.
-%
 "We don't do a new version to fix bugs." - Bill Gates
 "The new version - it's not there to fix bugs." - Bill Gates
 	-- Retranslated from Focus 43/1995, pp. 206-212
@@ -1540,12 +1538,6 @@ James Troup <troup@debian.org>:
 Debian is like Suse with yast turned off, just better. :)
 	-- Goswin Brederlow
 %
-Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
-	(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
-	(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
-	(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
-	    first two laws.
-%
 The truth is not free.  It's that simple.  If you change the truth, it is no
 longer true - so the truth is not free!
 	-- Jules Bean about freeness of documentation
@@ -1559,10 +1551,6 @@ longer true - so the truth is not free!
 <Joey> We still have rpm....
 	-- Seen on #Debian
 %
-* JHM wonders what Joey did to earn "I'd just like to say, for the record,
-  that Joey rules."
-	-- Seen on #Debian
-%
 The problem here (as someon else stated) is that when multiple dists
 use the same package format it only gives a "false sense of compatibility".
 	-- Stephen Carpenter <sjc@delphi.com>
@@ -1804,12 +1792,6 @@ modconf (0.2.37) stable unstable; urgency=medium
   [...]
  -- Eduard Bloch <blade@debian.org>  Sun, 28 Oct 2001 12:53:27 +0100
 %
-<|ryan|> I don't use deb
-<netgod> u poor man
-<Disconnect> netgod: heh
-<Kingsqueak> apt-get install task-p0rn
-%
-%
 Could somebody drag the Irix team kicking and screaming into the 1980's,
 please?
 
@@ -1825,15 +1807,6 @@ slew of words! The branden misses!
 
 	-- Henning Makholm in <yahsmr7dk9k.fsf@pc-043.diku.dk>
 %
-I don't think 'It's better than hurling yourself into a meat grinder'
-is a good rationale for doing something.
-		-- Andrew Suffield in
-		   <20030905221055.GA22354@doc.ic.ac.uk> on debian-devel
-%
-< Overfiend> whew.
-< Overfiend> I really need to get some sleep.
-< Overfiend> but it sure was fun talking guitars, politics, and lesbians.
-%
 <<<
 Why Eclipse doesn't belong to the "right" tools? My naive understanding is
 that Eclipse is the Emacs of the 21st century – it is open source, customizable

fortune-mod/datfiles/literature

@@ -163,9 +163,6 @@ By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity.  Another man's, I mean.
 Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
 		-- Mark Twain
 %
-Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-		-- Mark Twain
-%
 Condense soup, not books!
 %
 Conscience doth make cowards of us all.
@@ -864,9 +861,6 @@ The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that
 procession but carrying a banner.
 		-- Mark Twain
 %
-The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.
-		-- Blaise Pascal
-%
 The Least Perceptive Literary Critic
 	The most important critic in our field of study is Lord Halifax.  A
 most individual judge of poetry, he once invited Alexander Pope round to
@@ -1136,9 +1130,6 @@ What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?
 What I tell you three times is true.
 		-- Lewis Carroll
 %
-What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working
-when he's staring out the window.
-%
 When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
 		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 %

fortune-mod/datfiles/men-women

@@ -682,12 +682,6 @@ Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
 For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all.
 		-- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry
 
-When should a man marry?  A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all.
-		-- Sir Francis Bacon, "Of Marriage and Single Life"
-%
-For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all.
-		-- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry
-
 When should a man marry?  A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all.
 		-- Sir Francis Bacon, "Of Marriage and Single Life"
 %
@@ -1573,9 +1567,6 @@ Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the
 burden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place.
 		-- Calvin Trillin
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-Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
-		-- Voltaire
-%
 Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would
 have preferred.
 %

fortune-mod/datfiles/miscellaneous

@@ -125,8 +125,6 @@ BAD CRAZINESS, MAN!!!
 Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the
 floor -- especially in the dark.
 %
-Batteries not included.
-%
 BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts...)
 %
 BE ALOOF!  (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)
@@ -800,8 +798,6 @@ Include me out.
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 Indecision is the true basis for flexibility.
 %
-Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
-%
 Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
 %
 Is death legally binding?
@@ -912,8 +908,6 @@ Lemmings don't grow older, they just die.
 %
 Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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-Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.
-%
 Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.
 		-- Ovid (43 B.C. - A.D. 18)
 %
@@ -1018,9 +1012,6 @@ Metermaids eat their young.
 %
 Microbiology Lab:  Staph Only!
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-Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
-		-- Jean Cocteau
-%
 Moebius strippers never show you their back side.
 %
 Moebius always does it on the same side.
@@ -1174,9 +1165,6 @@ Please remain calm, it's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.
 %
 Predestination was doomed from the start.
 %
-Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
-		-- Niels Bohr
-%
 Preserve the old, but know the new.
 %
 Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
@@ -1239,8 +1227,6 @@ Save the bales!
 %
 Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
 %
-Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.
-%
 See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause
 the second one should have seen it.
 %
@@ -1309,9 +1295,6 @@ satisfaction.
 %
 Somehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it.
 %
-Sometimes, too long is too long.
-		-- Joe Crowe
-%
 Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
 		-- Carl Sagan
 %

fortune-mod/datfiles/news

@@ -231,9 +231,6 @@ The only qualities for real success in journalism are ratlike cunning, a
 plausible manner and a little literary ability.  The capacity to steal
 other people's ideas and phrases ... is also invaluable.
 		-- Nicolas Tomalin, "Stop the Press, I Want to Get On"
-%
-The world really isn't any worse.  It's just that the news coverage
-is so much better.
 %
 	"Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?"
 	"NO! ... I mean Yes!  WHAT?"

fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/atheism

@@ -86,8 +86,6 @@ Frisbeetarianism, n.:
     The belief that when you die, your soul goes up
     on the roof and gets stuck.
 %
-God is real, unless declared integer.
-%
 God is love
 Love is blind
 Ray Charles is blind
@@ -99,8 +97,6 @@ Hindu speaking to a "Born again" christian:
  A preacher's wife proofread his Sunday sermon and wrote next
  to one paragraph: "Weak point--shout loud".
 %
-If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
-%
 Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that
 each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
 %

fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/black-humor

@@ -146,8 +146,6 @@ watch it hop back into the pond just like a normal frog, except for the fact
 that it sinks like a stone.
 		-- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"
 %
-All extremists should be taken out and shot.
-%
 Always run from a knife and rush a gun.
 		-- Jimmy Hoffa
 %