Simple, stupid ARVG parsing.
npm install kiss-argv
parseme.js
"use strict";
var argv = require('kiss-argv');
node parseme.js --hello world --array one two three --sentence "yeah yeah one two"
{ hello: 'world',
array: [ 'one', 'two', 'three' ],
sentence: 'yeah yeah one two' }
That's it.
Open an issue if things don't work right.