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Fixed grammar and changed some jokes from single to twopart #130

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Fixed grammar and changed some jokes from single to twopart #130

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Fixed some grammatical errors and changed single to twopart.
Jul 14, 2020
b7bb874
Fixed errors in jokes.json
Jul 14, 2020
1797da0
Fixed some weird spaces in joke 167
ThatCopy Jul 15, 2020
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},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.\nA full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.",
"type": "twopart",
"setup": "A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.",
"delivery": "A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
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},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "A web developer walks into a restaurant.\nHe immediately leaves in disgust as the restaurant was laid out in tables.",
"type": "twopart",
"setup": "A web developer walks into a restaurant.",
"delivery": "He immediately leaves in disgust as the restaurant was laid out in tables.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
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},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "Programming is like sex.\nMake one mistake and you end up supporting it for the rest of your life.",
"type": "twopart",
"setup": "Programming is like sex.",
"delivery": "Make one mistake and you end up supporting it for the rest of your life.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": true,
"religious": false,
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{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "twopart",
"setup": "Why did the javascript heap close shop?",
"setup": "Why did the JavaScript heap close shop?",
"delivery": "It ran out of memory.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
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},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "Have a great weekend!\nI hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.",
"type": "twopart",
"setup": "Have a great weekend!",
"delivery": "I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
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{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "Algorithm:\nA word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.",
"joke": "Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
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},
{
"category": "Miscellaneous",
"type": "single",
"joke": "A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.\nThe barkeeper says: \"For you... no charge!\"",
"type": "twopart",
"setup": "A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.",
"delivery": "The barkeeper says: \"For you... no charge!\"",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
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"category": "Dark",
"type": "twopart",
"setup": "Dark humor is like cancer.",
"delivery": "It's even funnier when children get it.",
"delivery": "It's more funnier when children get it.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
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},
{
"category": "Miscellaneous",
"type": "single",
"joke": "The gas Argon walks into a bar.\nThe barkeeper says \"What would you like to drink?\", but Argon doesn't react.",
"type": "twopart",
"setup": "The gas Argon walks into a bar.",
"delivery": "The barkeeper says \"What would you like to drink?\", but Argon doesn't react.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
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},
{
"category": "Miscellaneous",
"type": "single",
"type": "twopart",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false
},
"joke": "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.\nSo I packed up my stuff and right.",
"setup": "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.",
"delivery": "So I packed up my stuff and right.",
"id": 203
},
{
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},
{
"category": "Miscellaneous",
"type": "single",
"type": "twopart",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false
},
"joke": "I walked into a bar once.\nIt really hurt my head.",
"setup": "I walked into a bar once.",
"delivery": "It really hurt my head.",
"id": 217
},
{
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