- Non-profit management tools to streamline operations.
- Developing plans for a gin and whisky distillery in Belgium.
- Secure data management in Docker environments.
- Financial planning for startups and creative ventures.
- The art of distillation for spirits.
- Advanced Docker and PHP integrations for scalable applications.
- Enterprise IT architecture and workflows.
- Brief therapy techniques and their practical applications.
- Crafting engaging and provocative presentations.
I balance logic and creativity—an IT professional thriving in complex systems while exploring the art of whisky distillation.
And also, I'm a part-time beekeeper :D
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"It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature."
– Every developer ever. -
"Programming is like writing a book... except if you miss a single comma on page 126, the whole thing makes no sense."
– Unknown -
"If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in."
– Edsger Dijkstra -
"A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street."
– Doug Linder -
"There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors."
– Phil Karlton -
"Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning."
– Unknown -
"There is no place like 127.0.0.1."
– Every developer’s safe space. -
"Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!"
– Unknown -
"Code never lies, comments sometimes do."
– Ron Jeffries -
"Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight."
– Bill Gates -
"Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand."
– Martin Fowler -
"I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!"
– Vidiu Platon -
"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work."
– Thomas Edison (the unofficial dev motto) -
"In theory, there’s no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is."
– Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut -
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
– Rick Cook